I hope Sup Forums ain't a bunch of Virgin sitters

I hope Sup Forums ain't a bunch of Virgin sitters

Nope. Now post the "The Chad Sit" so we can discuss how alpha we all are.

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its as funny as i hoped it would be

>mfw this is exactly how i sit

Now how do you walk? Like a virgin or chad?

Only the hair one counts. I am very /fa/shionable.

lol if you aren't an alpha male chad 10/10 slayer

AKA Vynzbrah

me desu

kek'd hard

I'm a virgin but I don't sit like that

Why are you lying to yourself?

>The Chad Sit

its the words on his shirt that keep getting me. keep this thread alive so i can come back and laugh every 5 minutes

I'm not a virgin but I do sit.

But I really don't m8, however my beta friend who lost his virginity to his masculine gf does sit that way

is there anymore of this gold?

On dicks

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>elbows not resting on the back

5/10

As a wizard..fuck off mate.

Shit, That's me..

I sit and walk exactly like this, also i'm a virgin.
Should i kill myself?

>Wears jeans exclusively
Ok Chad

gimme your weight and height mate

Not him but I do it too.
6'2" 165lbs

top zozzle

>Vibrates constantly to annoy people around him

Could it be because of your height? Some taller people can't sit properly because it's uncomfortable for them to sit upright - not because they're shy or something like that.

182cm, 125lbs

>182cm, 125lbs
That can't be right.

>182cm
Master race height
>125lbs
Start lifting

Are you a fucking skellington?

But it is, and people always call me out for being a huge fucking stick

What's next, the virgin sleep?

>always alone in bed
>never slept next to anyone but his mom
>sleeps in fetal position

>sleeps on the edge of the bed as to not disturb anyone
>phone in hand to ignore the fact that he's sleeping alone
>pillow case is wet from crying himself to sleep every night
>bed sheets wet from fapping to instagram pics of stacy

>wear bright, faggoty clothing
>walks slow af
>tiptoes like a ballerina
>takes tiny little steps

Yeah that's definitely an alpha chad right there. You forgot 'clenched asscheeks to maximize anal plug pleasure' though.

What is the virgin run?

See Naruto run

Why did chastity went out of favor?

I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

running with your hands behind your back

Only a self-hating cuckold could draw this.

You're already a genetic exception for your race. Lift and you have a chance to mate with your women.

>DIVX watermark
Wow...

Fuck you! My dad is beside me and now thinks that i am insane

Well, fuck.

i want more of this

I'm actually choking from laughing so hard. Holy shit.

See 'Ed, Edd 'n Eddy' ways to run. Specially Eddy's one.