Brit/pol/ - Emily Blunt edition

>Thread poll
strawpoll.me/13118306

>Police "know identity of London attackers"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40155451

>Online solidarity pours in over London attacks.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40151788

>Police arrest 12 muslim fucking cunts in morning raids:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40148737

>London attack: Theresa May says "enough is enough" after seven die
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40148737

>Graphic footage from London terrorist attack
liveleak.com/view?i=2ed_1496534855

>Van drives into pedestrians on London Bridge
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40146916

>Knife attack after car mounts pavement in London
news.sky.com/story/knife-attack-after-car-mounts-pavement-in-london-reports-10903580

>London attacks: 'multiple casualties' after incidents at London Bridge, Vauxhall and Borough Market
gu.com/uk-news/live/2017/jun/03/london-bridge-closed-after-serious-police-incident-live

>Man hunt launched for three terrorists as men with '12in hunting knives stab pedestrians' after mowing down up to 20 people with a white van amid reports of explosions in third attack in ten weeks
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4569638/Car-ploughs-20-people-London-Bridge.html

>Security services were warned about Manchester attacker FIVE TIMES but did fuck all
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/24/security-services-missed-five-opportunities-stop-manchester/

>One of the London attackers was reported to the authorities several times - nothing done
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/london-terrorist-had-twice-referred-police-extremist-views/

>"Man told not to be Islamophobic by man literally being forced to cower for his life during an Islamist terror attack."
twitter.com/Lucid_Forever/status/871142856873955329

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youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo
youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY
youtube.com/watch?v=0PHRpY_nipg
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2156046/100ft-statue-Roy-Hodgson-visible-France-erected-white-cliffs-Dover.html
youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8
lovinmanchester.com/news/these-are-the-massive-queues-to-get-bee-tattoos-today-for-arena-victims
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Mawby
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

reminder that if you vote, you're part of the problem

>voting

Can Brit/pol/ solve this? Nope

*blocks your sovereignty*

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WE CAN DO THIS
PLEASE

inb4 Tory and labour cucks ruin comfy threads.

Results

Turnout: 67.5% (31,387,500)

Seats:

Tories (inc speaker): 393
Labour: 183
Lib Dems: 7
SNP: 45
Green: 0
UKIP: 0
Plaid Cymru: 4
DUP: 8
Sinn Fein: 4
UUP: 2
SDLP: 3
Alliance: 0
Others: 1 (Lady Hermon, North Down)


Total 650


Popular Vote:

Tories (inc speaker): 50.01%
Labour: 31.41%
Lib Dems: 6.06%
SNP: 3.80%
Green: 1.42%
UKIP: 3.43%
Plaid Cymru: 0.96%
DUP: 0.6%
Sinn Fein: 0.58%
UUP: 0.38%
SDLP: 0.33%
Alliance: 0.22%
Others: 0.80%

Declaration schedule: election.pressassociation.com/Declaration_times/general_2017_by_time.php

Reminder that a spoiled ballot is better than voting Labour or Tory.

Anyone else leaning towards spoiling their ballot?

Is this supposed to be pro or anti May? It seems pretty positive to me.

Is election night this Thursday, sweeties? :)

Why does Corbyn not get challenged enough on the fact he has now changed his personal views on a lot of things?

Damn too lateFuck off. Unless this is somehow labour cucks, shilling for tory so that everyone gets mad and doesn't vote tory. Is this an elaborate ploy? Or is it just some dumb tory cuck?

Reminder that Brit/pol/ is pro eu and you should vote for Corbyn to stop the UK commiting suicide.

>election in 3 sleeps

I am giddy with excitement.
A full day of posting on Sup Forums followed by what will feel like an hour of suspense for Dimbleby to reveal the exit poll at 22:00, then a further wait of 2 hours before the results really start coming in.
I need to pre-order my munchy box I think.

Just a wee reminder lads.

Aren't effigy's usually burned?

thats pretty cool

Because his cult followers don't like some of his old views, or are unaware of them altogether.

Vote UKIP.

Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
The Tories want to fuck us over with immigration for business interests
youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo
Labour want to fuck everyone over because of "muh immigrants"
youtube.com/watch?v=vSTeXX8fMIY
Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both of the main party leaders campaigned to keep us in the EU.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it.

pft

>LET'S TAKE OUR FIRST QUESTION FROM THE LADY IN THE PINK

It's my birthday on Thursday, i'm so excited to get sloshed in the evening and watch the results come in

fuck off

brit/pol/ BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=0PHRpY_nipg

Look how arsey he gets, and how quickly.

Really makes you think

lol this is such utter bullshit

It's Paddy Power.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2156046/100ft-statue-Roy-Hodgson-visible-France-erected-white-cliffs-Dover.html

who the heck is this 4/10 bint and why do you keep posting pictures of her?

Grandad?

Kent is very pro-tory. Just look at the election map. Also UKIP is in 2nd place in a number of seats. Voted overwhelmingly for Brexit

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Cuckold fetish.

Sadiq Khan just tweeted this:

youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

Im gonna create a British Election General on election day to keep forigners out of /brit/pol
what should i put in the OP?

>tfw have to travel to Wembley in a couple hours

Pray for me lads

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he's actually such an abrasive cunt.

Not entirely sure - I feel as if Corbyn rallies and engages the apolitical shitskins and rabid students much better than a fairly standard suit like Ed did.

For what reason, lad?

This is what happens if you vote UKIP

Christ what a moody git. And people say he's 'likeable'?

>Labour gaining seats
top kek

He's a nasty little man.

When will YouGov make their grovelling apology on election night? I'm going for around 5am.

>the purple spot
i miss those days :(
caswell was a cuck tho

The average Anonymong.

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Reminder that a vote for UKIP is a vote for Tories.
Vote Labour to stop the Mayflys poaching our services.

I want Labour to win just for the shitstorm it would cause and the chance of a United Ireland desu

Me

>UKIP = Labour vote meme
This is an awful Tory shill tactic. It won't work.

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>Two men who were/are more important than Khan will ever be

the stadium or the actual area.
Expect to see alot of pajeets and polish if its the area

it's not hard to get the student vote, just promise lots of free shit. My friends who are middle class, never worked and parents pay for everything are voting Labour.
Me and the guys who actually work and don't get everything for free are voting Conservatives

>random fag in drag
>more important than the calif of london

So he thinks trans people and men kissing is some kind of insult?

I get it now, you're a shitskin aren't you that's why you keep spamming blacked pictures.

>as soon as the exit polls come out
well even they could be wrong...

Top fucking kek that looks like the Johan from Paradox Interactive.

Clearly stuffing his pathetic crotch

Wow, Kim off How Clean Is Your Home is really looking rough these days

I wonder if she realises how famous she is on Sup Forums?

>Me and the guys who actually work and don't get everything for free are voting Conservatives
>Workers voting Tory
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mates coming down from Cornwall and staying nearby, really not in the fucking mood desu but he's already left

I voted leave and I'm voting Labour. Fuck elites

I'm white as fuck, lad.

Can't wait for YouGov to get BTFO on election day

>just for the shitstorm it would cause

That is my entire voting strategy. Has been for over a decade.

Brexit aftermath was well worth the vote

I think a Tory win would have more entertainment though. We'll get people "marching", and social media will be in a meltdown

Hahahaha what the fuck

Mine died 22 years ago :^)

God damn these verified journalists, what do they get from life?

why do people in C1 class vote predominately conservative

kek you are a labour shill after all, a labour voter with a cuckold fetish trying to swing UKIP voters against tory, or a shitskin one of the other.

looks like i was right after all ;^)

>clearly has an interest and hobby that he is passionate about
>evidently confident about his body
>wears socks and sandals

Envious of him in some ways desu

Sure is.

Giuliani was the Mayor of New York who cleaned the place up after the 70's and 80's.

>got an appointment at 9am the next morning
>can't pull an all nighter

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>White people watch BLACKED
Why

post your areas based old MPs

We're going to get super meltdowns on Facebook and Twitter. Calls for old people to be killed and all sorts.

He obviously lives in a labour stronghold and has fully embraced diversity.

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There's a difference between having no self-respect and being confident about your body 2BH

Corbyn YES!

what is this, who is she?

Heh, so very wrong. I'm a white guy, who voted leave and UKIP, continuing to vote UKIP. But stay mad.

>Black people watch BLACKED

Disgusting.

Non-ethnonationalists OUT

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Can't stop laughing at these fucking failures

lovinmanchester.com/news/these-are-the-massive-queues-to-get-bee-tattoos-today-for-arena-victims

Guys, we've figured it out.

Islamic Extremism and demographic destruction of native communities status:

[ ] - not sorted
[x] - SORTED

Why is it that people that identify as being "working class" are always such cunts with chips on both their shoulders?

They are insufferable.

Looking forward to the Yougov guy committing seppuku on election night

See how much damage she has already done in a year?
She's in not going to reduce immigration so you might as well vote for the party that at least will give you a comfy time as the country collapses.

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One of the old MP's in my Constituency spied for the Czechs throughout the cold war

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Mawby