KOREA HAPPENING!!!!!!! OT A FUCKING DRILL!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***HAPPENING*** NORTH KOREA INVADED BY JOINT US-SOUTH KOREA COALITION ACCORDING TO CHINESE AND SOUTH KOREAN MEDIA!!! REPORTING THAT TWO VESSELS SUNK IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA *HAPPENING*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fake and gay

Fuck off

Nice source

Sauce or gtfo retard

>it's fucking nothing
again, fucking shills
slide thread
sage

K

fake news

my mom told me the cia is dropping napalm. she's a big girl so she knows a lot

sauce? didn't think so...

k... keep me posted

fake and gay

same thing as korean

Mods

Seems legit.

Mods please ban this faggot

source you useless shit

Another autistic EU kiddo today

>its fucking real

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP THIS IS HELLA EPIK

I could use a WWIII today...

lemme sage that for you real quick

wow
habbenin!

GOYS GTFO CANT HIDE THE TRUTH!!! CHECK CHINESE AND SOUTH KOREAN MEDIA FOR PROOF

IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING CHECK REDDIT NOW

>aussie

No sauce, sage

nukes incoming

>no source

So bad it not even worth checking twitter

OH MY GOD I JUST SAW SOME JETS FLY BY HOUSE. THEY WERE ON THE WAY TO WASHINGTON DC!!! ITS OVER GUYS. I HOPE THE NORKS TAKE GBP

my uncle works for nintendo and says this is fake.

You got my hopes up for nothing.

>Seoul confirmed wiped out in nuclear attack
>China prepping nukes for USA
get your happenings boots on lads

Do you get free stuff from him?

story produced by fake news and OP has been seen on gay strip clubs

sage

>Going to Plebbit at all

What's Retro working on?

I'm a data analyst at a Fortune 500 company. I live on Zero Hedge and post here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through the information for the past 24 hours. In order to ensure proper vigilance and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing LSD for the past three years.

I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely nothing profound within this information. It is insubstantial at best, and outright exaggerations bordering on slander at worst.

It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more pertinent issues as opposed to getting lost in a web of obfuscation.

>it will never happen

why live

Wish it were true

>No source

Fuck off, you kike shill.

sometimes

he says he's not allowed to tell.

Not even one source

This is the game we call spot the newfag.

lurk moar.

I'm a fly on the wall in the white house kitchen. I can confirm Trump has ordered THREE scoops.

i forgot to mention my dick is 11 inches long and 11 inches thick

MODS

HIDE, HIDE HYDE!!!

HOLY SHIT I SAW KIM BARRELING PAST MY WINDOW IN THE DIRECTION OF USA

So when are we actually going to have WW3 or does everyone just want to wave their dicks around to see who's biggest?

GAKE AND FAY

Wait, nevermind, he's just going home to Switzerland.

>Implying USA and other armies would put in risk soldier's lives with a field intrusion when they can just nuke that fucking country down and then, just then entry smoking a cigar beholding the ruins.

...

I am on lake Michigan a North Korean submarine just swam by and it looks nuclear holy shit

wow we really need snopes to factcheck OPs ... this shit is getting real old.