>Anyone who clings to the historically untrue and thoroughly immoral doctrine that violence never settles anything I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and their freedoms.
kebabs are fucking rotten mate and london was fine without a mayor until 2000
Hunter Fisher
Police has just arrived outside of my house
Kevin Stewart
Soon...
Nathan Brown
>if she was fit Swing and a miss there lad
Carson Perez
...
Grayson Edwards
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Oliver James
>only muslims can make curry
typical retard-tier argumentation
Dominic Murphy
Been noncing again have you lad
Brody Lewis
Little Soumia stands on a chair watching her mum her do the washing up.
"Mummy," Little Soumia asks, "Are your hands soft and gentle and smooth because you have them in soapy water?"
Her mother smiles and says, "No, sweetheart, it's because I'm only thirteen."
Hunter Murphy
We would still have lovely curry.
John Ward
Nepalese make the best curries. They're pretty decent people IMO.
Daniel Jenkins
>kebabs >good food
no.
Kevin Harris
I'm liking this meme.
Lucas Morales
>m-m-muh Saudis...
They're just puppets user.
Jordan Flores
>666 trips of truth
Nathan Evans
What a shit origin story
Kayden Diaz
kek
Owen Baker
That's it.
That's the final nail in the coffin.
The classic age of the U.K. with fun loving lighthearted comedy and family values and the promise of 1940's-1950's community mindset is gone.
Just wait, they'll make a new Wallace and Gromit now with a different voice actor who'll be ((famous)) and the entire film will be based around this "New Britain".
Carson Rivera
Yes. But none of them are fit. So certainly not.
Aiden Hall
He belong with them!
Bentley Butler
Who else here /NoLongerVoting/?
Not worth the risk tbqh when some looney with a suicide vest can blow you up.
Andrew Lee
>hasn't lived in aldershot they live in their own self-imposed ghettos. tbf the older ones are pretty friendly, but the nepalese youth all have a gross sense of entitlement because 'muh dad fought in the ghurkas so this country owes me everything'
Eli Ortiz
only fools and horses was a big thing here sad to see they will ruin it with niggers rip in peace delboj
Alexander Torres
zozzle
Caleb Sanchez
My fucking sides
Dominic Phillips
F
Blake Sanchez
They already have another Wallace, Ben Whitehead. Been doing it for years.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a German, and a Turk are in a plane. The captain comes out of the cockpit and yells that they've lost an engine and need to lose any excess weight immediately. The Englishman man throws his tea out of the plane and says "in my country we have too much tea" The Frenchman follows suit and throws out his wine, he shrugs and says "well in my country we have too much wine". The Turk looks at the German and says "now I know what you're thinking..."
Matthew Ramirez
Wait didn't the cast of Only Fools and Horses rule out any sort of new show?
Aaron Richardson
>twist the minds of children he bribed with sweets gas em
Ryan Williams
dumb frogposter but good joke
Cooper Evans
Is it possible to stand this effeminately if you're straight? I don't think I could be this fruity if I tried.
Easton Foster
In barely 7 years ? highly fucking doubtful
Asher Lopez
LOL! You go girl! Get rid of that BIGOT
Aaron Brown
We need a new Aardman animation but with a black urban main character, in order to be truly representative of modern Britain. It doesn't even matter if it's funny or well made or not, it just needs to make minorities feel welcome.
Ian Nelson
Is he officially running for president then?
Matthew Ward
TURN ON SKY NEWS
Jaxon Phillips
Anyone see the video of an Australian bloke on sky news who got sliced in the neck and said 'He looked like a fucking Muslim terrorist' after the bloke filming egged him on saying 'Go on go on say it!'. Tickled me.
Justin Price
RESIGN
Luke Moore
...
Nolan Diaz
A look at the varying CON lead in the latest opinion polls:
They're making a new, more diverse version, wherein Del is replaced by a gay, Pakistani Muslim, Rodney is a disabled transwoman, and uncle Albert is a Afro-Caribbean Rastafarian with depression.
Elijah Williams
God I can't fucking stand that Jewish cunt.
Colton Gutierrez
>voting can fix this
Liam Carter
[citation needed]
Stop making shit up, you don't help the cause when you do that.
Ryder Bennett
Oi oi lads, guess that solves who I'm voting for then.
Jonathan Wilson
faggot
Dylan Scott
...
Alexander Nguyen
Good lads.
Nathaniel Johnson
Average of +7. Corbyn BTFO.
Jason Howard
>trusting polls >ever
Julian Reed
>Without debating the usefulness or morality of planned parenthood, it may be verified by observation that any breed which stops its own increase gets crowded out by breeds which expand.
Ryan Sanders
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman.are all builders working on a bridge. The Englishman opens his lunch-box and says, "If I get one more egg sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The Scotsman opens his lunch box and says, "If I get one more cheese sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The Irishman then says, "If I get one more ham sandwich, I'm going to jump off this bridge." The next day, all three get the same lunch, all three jump off the bridge, and all three die. At their funeral, the Englishman's wife wails, "If only I'd known he didn't like egg!" The Scotsman's wife cries, "If only I'd known he didn't like cheese!" The Irishman's wife says, "I don't understand it. He made his own sandwiches."
Robert Collins
>muh NHS pay your own bills you lazy cunt
Jackson Nguyen
Do you have autism by any chance lad?
Angel Howard
Memes aside what the fuck is Muslim cuisine? I've never heard once of someone even discussing Muslim cuisine.
Never seen any Middle Eastern or African restaurants before either. What is their cuisine?
Jose Allen
This squirrel shit is the first funny/worthwhile thing you've ever done, keep it up mate
John Brown
*retweets Yougov only*
Gavin Murphy
You can cure your cancer by drinking bleach, trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Christian Parker
>Paddy and Murphy sat on the floor. Paddy falls off.
Luis Butler
I hope you're sitting comfortably, lads
This is from The Guardian's latest article, written by an eyewitness:
>After an hour or so in the basement, some people make jokes about stealing some wine; others have lucid eyes; others cry. No one knows why we are being kept here: was that a car crash? And what about the stabbing? Are the two things connected? You just hope they don’t call it terrorism, you hope it is not terrorism. But really you know it is anyway, this new type of terrorism we have here, who are you fooling? You are just worried that if someone says the word, people will panic even more, and in here it is so hot and closed, panic wouldn’t be good at all. The criminologist in you remembers that terrorism is theatre. No one can handle that theatre right now.
>They let you all out, police leading the way. The bar looks apocalyptic, the glass doors completely shattered, tables upside down, plates and glasses on the floor. Watch your step, if you can. You go outside. You see three corpses, covered with blankets. You see people in tears, some injured, while you are asked to move along, to abandon the scene as soon as possible. You admire the efficiency, and you are also mad at Theresa May and her policies when she was home secretary – a prevention strategy that seemed to demonise Muslim communities while increasing surveillance money and cutting police funding. Your mind goes to the election, and how this could spin dangerously out of control.
