Pls visit our country

Tourist season is about to start so pls visit our country

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Im coming soon. After ramadhan.

this

pls spend a lot of money

do you have good food? I only go to countries that have good food and pretty things to look at because im a brainwashed american

sell me on it. why go there and not elsewhere?

Already went on "vacation" this year sorry.

i'll go and bang your hotties

we need mony
we poor
please

Croatia has the best food. You like burgers? They got burgers that look like breakfast sausages without the casings. Shit it delicious. Ćevapi, get those.

If you like fish you're in for a treat since half the country is next to the Adriatic Sea. Believe me you'll eat like a king for the price of a peasant.

Croatian girls are the pickiest and most whiny girls I've ever met. Holy shit just enjoy your food stop complaining.

I'd rather our countries become friends again.

Diaspora girls are like that times a fuckin million

Are we invited?

no visit #flotus homeland, fuck croats
fuck u muslim
best food
cocksucker

puši kurac

Leaf is right about this one user.

How are the whores, Croatcuck?

Yes,but you would have to leave

Please do not.
Thank.

(Tourism is our Dutch disease, we don't need it more. We need less of it).

Shave, take off šubara.
Hello my friend.

Mainland ok, sea side std riddled.

will I be able to walk into any ol restaurant and they will be able to understand burger? talking about capital of course not gonna go all that way just to go to little farming village

We need less in certain areas and spread tourist throughout the year

Hvala brate. Jedva čekam da vratim u lijepu našu za malo pelinkovac i pićka.

I've already been to Croatia. Awesome country!

Not really, remember Sisak?

C-c-come to Slavonia, w-w-we got kobasica.

I'm going to Prague in a few weeks, but I'll come to Croatia for a weekend and spend some burgerbux

please tourism is the only reason we aren't a shithole

Delete that image

Yeah dude. Most people speak decent English and are excited to practice with foreigners (at least the young ones)

Osijek a shit

Do Czech girls like the big Chinese cock?

No thanks.

GREECE
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i lived in zagreb for 3 months and literally everyone under 35ish spoke english. Most of the older people could understand as well.

It was an awesome experience.

DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW

No, don't. With each passing year we are becoming ever dependent on tourism as a main tool to plug our state budget hole.

Tourism consists now about 18% of our GDP. Having such dependance on any service sector is only the proof how shitty we are.

Take your money elsewhere, you will help us industrialize and kickstart our agriculture again.

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come to Osijek and say that to my face

istina je
t. iz Osijeka

Sure, I'll come visit some relatives and bring my own tomatoes so I don't have to waste too much money

Fiš paprikaš a 2 much bone a 2 much spicy

Someone pls answer my question

cool. maybe I'll go there and spend all my money on food and have a heart attack. thanks balkanlars

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Like this?

you're just faggots , if it isn't spicy its not good

I'll pass thanks.
Emirates has direct flights from Orlando now. Absolutely no need to step foot in yurop anymore.

Honestly, Croatia is beautiful. I visited as a kid. The Adriatic Sea is also nicer and clearer on the Croatian side than it is on the Italian side.

Basically, Croatia is a much better alternative to tourist trap Italy.

I'm coming soon, brothers. Inshallah.

>come and fuck our women

ok

Croatia is far superior to any other summer location in Europe.
Greece is a shithole,Spain is full of niggers and gypsies.

good luck fellas

Slovenia>Croatia to visit desu

Maybe I'll be in Osijek again this year like the last. I'll pin you fown and penetrate my pooper with your dick, thus making you gay in the process. Then I'll be dying from the heat, looking at your crazy churches and facadeless houses

I'll get blown up by Bosniak terrorists. Don't go there lads it's dangerous!

what does Slovenia even have that would attract people other than water

Get those prices down.
You are more expensive than London.

Literally what is there to visit in Slovenia?

most houses have facade faggot, yeah it's hot here no shit and our churches pic related are nice

Greece has better beaches by far

I've only been to Istra though , water is cold as fuck and you literally have to walk on eggshells just to not fuck up your feet from all the rocks

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I have a Balkan Trip planned for next year. I'm making it a point not to visit your shithole.

Makarska rivijera > all
Ploce greatest city

don't go to Dubrovnik, try one of the smaller cities

Your mom on fridays when it's 5 bang for a fiver

croatia is the best italian region, visit us

lies
Melania was born in sLOVEnia, can't call yourself burger if u don't visit
good Ahmed, visit Italy

I will cum and spend my germoney

Also, SÄGE

Heh,your loss

are there lots of white people? i only go to countries with white people

yea sure

99,9%. Huwhite

Going to Split in July

>his ancestors are nazi
>calls others countries shit
>he's swimming in refugees

feel sorry 4 u, it's a trap

>Be me
>Uni student
>Gets to be at Budapest almost every day
>Can't get bored of the city
>no shitskins
>safe
The capital is almost Prague-tier, you have nothing to offer me.

>Heh,your loss
says the guy who's nations economy is based entirely on cheap souvenirs and Cevapcici

Visting this summer bruh

But you already get tons of tourists because of Game of Thrones

the south has better beaches than istra

There's nothing to do there

Remember when romanians gang raped budapest

I go for free since I have friends there
I only pay for the flight. It's worth it

lol no I'm p comfy here

Do Muslims roam freely?

good goys

don't forget to visit Istria

i reeeeaaaaally wanna go to the smaller european countries ok ill try

Been there in the 90's, took what I needed.

>doesn't know about Vegeta

kek

This feels familiar

BEAUTIFUL SOUTHERN SLAV BITCHES

filthy slavs

They're like right next to a country with hundreds of thousands of military aged Muslim men.
Croatia would be an easy target where they could get western tourists.

Anybody going there is a fucking idiot with a death wish.

will do

SERIOUS SAM TOURISM COMMERCIALS FUCKING WHEN

boooooi whats that shit

Pls don't come. Tourists create traffic jams and crowds. Just send us money and sometimes foreign sluts.

t. Split fag

Croatia is full of something even worse.
Croatians.