>Be young, shy Tory intern >You're lost in thought staring at mummy when all of a sudden she catches your glance - you panic and look away >After the meeting she tells you there's a huge backlog of forms to fill out and she needs you to stay over at her place to get it done on schedule >On the drive over she rings her husband and asks him when he'll be back from the city and a smile breaks over her face when he says he's all tied up at the moment
>When you arrive at her house mummy offers you a drink but 'accidentally' trips when handing it to you and your clothes are soaked through >"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, lets get you out of those clothes. Don't worry dear, it's nothing I haven't seen before." >You're suddenly hit with a stonking great erection, begin to panic and stutter "N-no I'll be ok, that's quite alright" >"Don't be silly" mummy says as she kneels down, unzips you and aggressively dekecks you, unleashing your spring-loaded rock hard penis, rattling up and down in full view of the prime minister >She gives you a concerned look. "Swelling appears critical. This requires urgent treatment." >She wraps her lips around it and you let out a sigh of pleasure and disbelief as you feel her swallow you whole and lets you make full use of her pharynx without hesitation. You feel all-encompassing ecstasy as you run your fingers through her hair and lose yourself in the perpetual glucking sound that rings out
like anything worth having in life, you have to make one yourself
Dylan Robinson
QUESTION TIME THREAD
Tim "pray the gay away" Farron on right now.
Henry Hughes
THE FIRE RISES
Someone found an old FB post by the guy praising the Paris attacks and reposted it
Ryder Gray
Imagine watching this debate.
Literally like watching Stoke vs Bournemouth
Ian Gray
I found mine in a Protestant Church.
Brayden James
Reminder that a Labour government will trigger 2008 crash x 10
Wyatt Jones
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Chase Brown
lol yea, yea some commie turncoat is really gunna do it for you.
Isaiah Myers
well since it's clearly in preparation to shuffle her to a less key position and onboard a key tory traitor tomorrow evening - for a 'united and stable' UK i'd imagine he's pretty happy. his party won the election this weekend in case you weren't paying attention.
Jason Ortiz
>tfw watching some pornz >tfw the chick is HIGH AS A FUCKING KITE and starts talking about drum & bass for no reason
i want to be a breadwinner for a beautiful woman who i love dearly
Lincoln Rogers
Really, REALLY makes you think.
Xavier Williams
vote for Edward Superhans on June 8th!
Juan Edwards
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Colton Parker
Those whores should be on Adultwork
>be worth my weeks bennies
Carson Edwards
The woman on the right looks Turkish, Kurdish or otherwise Middle Eastern. Look at the nose.
Ethan Martin
Good. The crash is coming either way, let's get it over with now.
Dylan White
Oh god i have to have a wank now
fuck sake
Jason Morgan
>Election week >Birthday week >Raining all week
What vidya should I play to take my mind off such a shit week
Eli Rivera
literally what is stopping working class kids going to uni, you don't pay until you've finished and you don't pay unless you're earning above average wage.
Nothing stops working class kids going to uni, except themselves.
Connor Kelly
crack???
mfw captcha is literally men with ven
Chase Ross
I'll be back another time kafir, I only wanted advice you started this hatred on my people.
Just remember who'll be the majority later this decade here, then you'll answer for your sins against Islam.
Xavier Long
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Logan Diaz
>Quran (3:151): what did he mean by this?
Kevin Thompson
This is a place for intellectual discussion.
Zachary Hall
yawn - the city boys shit their slacks every time they don't get what they want in an election. are you old enough to remember brexit by any chance? who cares. also see pic related; you are just a useful idiot who unknowingly shills for (((global capital))). you must have a very empty mind to be so full of OEM grade tory shit.
Parker Hill
I forget girls exist
Elijah Richardson
The UK 'Royals' have a massive streak of sand between their toes
Prince jug ears was circumcised by the chef Rabbi of London
Zachary Perry
Asked if Labour was heading for a good night, one well-placed party source replied: “No. Not at all. Not one bit. They are all wrong.”
Killing me won't make me a Muslim and a magical volcano in he afterlife is pathetic threat
>wanted to vote for the Green Party >thinks he's tough HAHAHA
Thomas Martin
I dream of the prime minister keeping me in a dungeon where she takes out her frustration on me after work.
Barking orders at me to disrobe or else. Forcing me to service her cunt with my tongue, sitting on my face and applying pressure to my balls with her heels while calling me a filthy peasant. I imagine she stands above me, squats down and handles my erect penis into her cunt, then begins aggressively gyrating while looking down at me with a cold ruthless stare.
At this point I've developed stockholm syndrome and I start pleading "mummy please horsey" over and over again until one day she finally relents. She lies face down with her backside presented to me and reaches back with her hands so I can do horsey and I savour the feeling of getting to hold mummies hands tight. As I mount her I am overcome with lust and go berserk.
I make whimpering noises as I near completion and scream 'mummy' as I cum. I hear a change of tone in mummy may's voice - she sounds kinder, gentler and asks me if I'd like a nightcap. She unbuttons her shirt and reveals her breast and lets me suckle her while she strokes my hair. I feel a warm glow, knowing I have finally earned mummies love.
Other online trolls shared a photo supposedly showing the "suspect that ran down pedestrians on London Bridge".
The man in the image was identified as US comedian Sam Hyde
Hyde has been wrongly accused by online trolls of perpetrating a wide range of mass shootings and attacks in the United States.
Users on the social network Sup Forums have helped perpetuate that narrative.
John Turner
>May defending paki mayor over trump tweets
Well there goes my vote.
Chase Walker
Always remember: You reap what you sow.
These people crying and "praying" over the attacks are to blame. They chose their side when they held the "refugees welcome" banners, or when they posted the status', or when they called you a "racist" for being "Islamophobic" 10+ years ago.
People have been warning you, yes YOU, about Islam for more than 10 years now, and they've been nothing but accurate.
What did you expect? I'm not shocked. People on Sup Forums are still shocked by such events which only proves that the average unaware person must be totally shocked. This is news to them. This is only just clicking on in their brains now, maybe decades too late.
It is just simply TOO LATE. The bed has been made, now the people of this country must lay in it, and they will not learn their lesson. All it takes is a well done "documentary", or an advert, or their favourite celebrity to tell them otherwise, and they will fall back in line. "Open up the doors, let them in, we are all people", they'll shout... and they believe it. They have had it drilled into them since before they could walk and talk. There is no change coming, only more of the same.
When I see the news now, I sit back and laugh. That's all you can do. It's a tragedy, nothing new. Tragedy has been the same for millennia. The people running the show, (((them))), whoever you believe it is, are laughing at how easy it is, and how easy it will always be.
The game is already won.
Josiah Morgan
...or the need to earn a living when you leave high school you entitled cunt
Jaxson Cruz
Islamic judgement day will never happen
Angel Powell
because if Dave goes to uni to study engineering and graduates with a master's degree after 4-5 years depending on industry exp year he might be 50-60k in debt and will have to clear that off before he can start saving to build a family and a life for himself without onerous repayments.
whereas Clarissa Fernstanely-Huntinforth walks into oxbridge as a legacy case, starts studying law but gets a bit emotional at a 'soiree' at an MPs house and stabs a Barrister with a fish knife. never mind, she's just stressed! daddy will pay to make it go away and she can have another crack at uni in a few years after she's had to time to travel and find herself.
this situation would be less teeth-grindingly black-pilling for all involved if dave wasn't in 60k debt for doing the right thing, just because his parents weren't the inbred pigfuckers who spawned Clarissa. it isn't complicated you stupid fuck. opportunity should be equal because it's the only way to tell who is actually good at anything and who is pretending - and having the 'opportunity' to go 60k in debt just to compete with the pampered mediocrities produced by the tiny genepool of this nation's economic elite is no fucking opportunity at all.
Jackson Kelly
You took your time.
Kevin Kelly
>this guy dies to terrorism >Owen Jones is still alive
There is no justice in this world
Mason Gonzalez
>tacky red lipstick >nose piercing >glasses >heavy makeup >annoying voice
2/10 would not bang
:(
Hunter Nelson
EYYYY BRIT/POL/
U WAN SUM SNOOKI
Sebastian Nelson
>women are on average more agreeable than men >more likely to buy into lefty garbage and stick to it >drive decent men away en masse >wonder where all the decent men are >die alone and childless
Michael Richardson
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Daniel Cruz
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Hudson Martin
RIP. He was probably a Sup Forumsack judging by his Twitter.
John Price
Indeed, but as I said, it's the closest you'll get.
Isaiah Cruz
>ywn paint her tits with your spunk
Feels bad tbqh.
Lucas Bennett
>People have been warning you, yes YOU, about Islam for more than 10 years now They've been warning us about Islam since Muhammad started raiding caravans, m80.
Adam Perry
All the Pakis in England should be sent to Scotland
retweeter of jack posobiec and our guy tommy, a based guy
Joshua Sanders
All memes aside, >There are people who actually think this shit
At what state of malfunction is your brain, lad? This is messed up. Seek help!
Adam Walker
The absolute state of those window frames, it's not her tits that need painting lad
Jayden Walker
Fuck off we have enough of them already
Easton Ward
Rip /areguy/
Gabriel Roberts
>goes to London
Aware my ass. Bluepilled normie
Angel Lopez
That honestly breaks my heart a little.
Brandon Jones
Soooo hyped to hear David Dimbelby say, visibly uncomfortably a few moments past midnight: "And I can confirm that the exit polls show a Labour majority".
Will crack open a bottle and screenshot all the glorious butthurt here for my friends across at reddit, with the results on in the background, watching tories getting btfo seat by seat, all night long.
short version is pic related. everyone who has seen a few elections know that the post election landscape is always forming from the weekend before the vote - what did we see this morning; a tory proxy unleashing hell on May and no one coming to any serious kind of defence or attacking Corbyn hard. and before anyone says >hurr Steve left the party in 2012, he could be a loony lefty by now rofl you know nothing about politics. no one gets to be the top strategy advisor in no. 10 unless they have enough shit on you to bury you if necessary. that's the only way you get to see all the skeletons necessary to do your job properly, so believe me when i say anything that Steve Hilton says to the press is because CCHQ want him saying it. the knives have been out since the manifesto, but last monday really accelerated matters.
