>More UKIP voters from the last election are going to vote UKIP than Labour
get rekt
Oliver Long
GOOD GOY EAT A MARS BAR >IMPLYING FAT IS BAD FOR YOU
Nathaniel Cook
Fuck off fruitshills. Eat 5 packets of these a day to get all the fibre and nutrition you need, fruit is just pure artificial sugar.
Gavin Perez
You're funding ISIS" "No, YOU'RE funding ISIS" "No, You're funding ISIS AND Al Qaeda" "Duck, Rabbit Season!"
SOROS AND BILDERBERG:
>ALL PART OF THE SATANIC PLAN
Anthony Lee
you're going to live until you're in your 100's
Jordan Perry
This fruit thing is a highly advanced tactic to scare off all the Americans that have descended like lardy locusts on britpol right?
Parker Barnes
>yfw all the Labour vote gains are in Labour and Tory safe seats and change nothing
Levi Collins
At least after having a mars bar I'd feel guilty instead of having a false and smug sense of self satisfaction after eating a banana and thinking I did something good
David Davis
>salt
enjoy gyno and reverting into a woman
Aiden Robinson
Fruits aren't unhealthy though because the sugar in them is Good Sugar.
Ayden Butler
>huge statue of theresa may flipping off europe erected in dover
Ian Nelson
Eat Apples
Elijah Wilson
The biggest red pill to swallow was the one about how if the UK doesn't sell guns to SA, then the Americans will
Wyatt Jenkins
tfw no one to vote for
Aiden Nelson
To the user who was saying the Abbott will get the sack.
Why are labour making major cabinet replacements two days before the general election?
Do they realise that this will hit them as they will (rightly) look like a bunch of incompetent cluster-fucks right before we go to the polls?
I understand that it is Abbott and this is reason enough for her to be fired but why do it now and not ages ago for damage limitation or after the general election?
Jacob Price
Yeah, eat 1000g of salt a day, what could go wrong?
Eli King
Here lads, catch this meme before it gets really hot
>he thinks I eat a banana because I want to feel good about myself
lmao i can imagine how paranoid and autistic you are IRL
Evan Murphy
The Saudis are our dogs in the middle east fight. There must always be a Highlander.
Eli Gutierrez
>labour >gaining seats lol
Landon Foster
This is wonderful. The tears will sustain me
Evan Baker
Can you put a tenner on the odds of a terror attack?
Michael Rivera
Imagine if the mussies killed Sir Trevor Mcdonald, the blacks would be in uproar
Charles Wood
Oh shit. Big if true.
Dominic Hughes
radicalise the moderates
Matthew Ross
it's going downhill fast if i'm honest
Matthew Butler
As well as the 12 released earlier .
Another has been released without charge.
Nicholas Thomas
What if fiber?
Camden Murphy
Was the question time funny? Did Tim or Surgeon get BTFO?
Cooper Mitchell
>Yorkshire voting FOR Knockoff Thatcher
Can you possibly get ANY thicker?
Angel Walker
TORY TEARS ON FRIDAY MORNING WILL SUSTAIN ME
Cameron Morris
>over 30 seats ahead
labourpakis BTFO
Brandon Jenkins
The polling for trump was like 2% out nationally mate.
Cooper Rodriguez
Think again
Adrian Bell
Forgive me but why are the communists so excited that every poll I've seen still has them losing?
Carter Gonzalez
>no replies
was nuttal even on tonight?
Bentley Robinson
Should have publicaly executed them to raise morale
Christian Hernandez
NO NO FRUIT
ONLY MARS BARS AND SALTED PEANUTS
You heard the health gurus in here
Zachary Bell
Sure
Logan Torres
What a shame..elah.
Landon Clark
FUCKING FRUITCUNTS ARE TEARING THIS THREAD APART. I JUST EAT A BIG BOX OF THESE INSTEAD OF FRUIT ONCE A WEEK AND I AM PERFECTLY HEALTHY
Sebastian Russell
no
Matthew Mitchell
>yfw 1997 is the last election where labour had a net gain in seats
Jace Walker
Hung Parliament = Labour/SNP Coalition
Alexander Baker
Sizable, if corporeal.
Isaac Evans
Why they learn the communist doctrine at uni they get brainwashed, they literally have no common sense or ability to think rationally nor realistically any more.
Noah Foster
I hope there's another election. It will give the Tories a chance to ditch May, and Corbyn a chance to improve his shadow cabinet. Currently both parties are offering shit.
David Evans
He will live forever. Sir Trev and the Queen have a blood oath, one will not die without the other, therefore both must live forever.
Ayden Evans
>tfw these people will tell you that that is actually better for you than a Pear
Andrew Gutierrez
Tears of laughter pal. The fun we are going to have Thursday night, /r/ukpolitics and /r/unitedkingdom are going to be goldmines.
Jeremiah Young
>Friday morning >BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE #HISTURN >THOSE CHERRYPICKED POLLS SAID IT WOULD BE CLOSE
William Cooper
More like "Shamed Ella, 23st."
Connor Phillips
A hung parliament is actually good for the nation. Too many cunts on both sides that have let the country slide. We need a rough patch to shake the cobwebs out of people's minds. Recession or housing bubble popping would do nicely.
Nolan Anderson
user status rekt Its going to get a hung one lad
Brayden Moore
Labour + SNP would not give enough seats for a majority with the polls as they are.
Caleb Gray
...
Joseph Thompson
Give a hoot Bin that fruit
James Price
>Cherrypicking. The average has the tories 7.5% ahead
Joseph Campbell
>Implying it would probably be beneficial to Scotland to have SNP in control with a Labour coalition, but Labour won't go for it.
Labour didn't give a fuck about Scotland up until they lost all their "safe" seats in 2015, at least in a coalition they don't even have to pretend to care about the Scots.
Christopher Miller
>this is your mind on fruit
Michael Hughes
What a truly disgusting notion. There are few politicians in Britain is admit to liking but wee Jimmy crankie is second to abbot of my most loathed.
Evan Reyes
greg knight supported leave in the referendum
Levi Richardson
this tbqh civil war when
Carson Russell
What a shit opinion
Cameron Reyes
>All the tweets about them literally shaking and ringing up anti-suicide hotlines
3 more sleeps lads.
Dylan Nelson
>people actually believe these polls
Adrian Cook
Survation are garbage
Tyler Wilson
Labour/SNP/Liberal ;^)
Luis Kelly
>REMAIN HAVE IT IN THE BAG! EAT TOLERANCE YOU FUCKING RACISTS! >HILLARY HAS IT IN THE BAG! EAT SLAY YOU FUCKING MISOGYNISTS! >LABOUR HAS IT IN THE BAG! EAT COMMUNISM YOU FUCKING NON-TRAITOROUS KEKS!
Daniel Cruz
>Survation >The Polling company which put Labour many points ahead of the Tories in 2015
Ian Sullivan
never
the racists would be sooner locked up by the based police force than a civil war
Liam Butler
Why does sliced apple have less sugar than the whole one?
Nicholas Baker
>Housing bubble >Haven't even begun to save for a mortgage yet
Give us a few more years, mate.
Caleb King
>MY DISABLED MATE HAS GONE DARK I THINK SHE'S KILLED HERSELF!
Alexander Phillips
What's with this fruitposting, bongs?
Carter James
How many more people will die due to tainted ARYAN BLOOD getting used in hospitals and sold in our shops?
