Can't wait for the hung parliament, and Labour-Lib-SNP-Green coalition.
FUCK FASCISM
Jackson Murphy
Jaffa cakes are a type of cake
Luke Watson
Stop making threads early you faggot
Angel Rogers
They were discussing that only a moment ago. -->
Nolan Reyes
>OUT these threads are ONLY for the discussion of fruit and occasionally if the Queen gives WRITTEN permission, vegetables.
Now fuck off and come back with a granny Smith at the very least.
Benjamin Scott
Highly likely
Carter Carter
If you eat forty whole apples you die from cyanide poisoning
Brayden Wright
100% fucking this.
Camden Price
WELCOME TO BRIT/POL/, HERE'S THE NEWS TONIGHT AT 10
>BONG
TERRORIST NAMED AS CURRY BUTT, APPEARD ON BIG BROTHER BEFORE ATTACK, ASSUMED TO HAVE BEEN A RESULT OF BEING VOTED OFF
>BONG
WALLACE IS DEAD. HE'S EATING WENSLEYDALE WITH JESUS NOW
>BONG
BANANA IS SUPERIOR FRUIT
>BONG
Dominic Clark
Almost zero chance
Wyatt Morgan
More likely now May was in charge of removing terrorist threats for the past 5 years but she just reduced the police force instead
Would say Labour have 30% chance atm
Bentley Garcia
>Momentum shills trying to divide normal Brit/pol/ posters by discussing fruit
You should be discussing Abbotts latest interview.
Wyatt Campbell
Which one then lads?
Cooper Allen
>Doing colonialism sociology subject at uni >Material is clearly designed to try make you hate the British Empire >Just filled with overwhelming sadness as the glorious days of conquest and civilisation building are described in the textbooks as I know it's just a memory these days and the U.K. Today is a shadow of its former self
Same, it will be so delicious seeing those fucking far-right fruit eaters get BTFO.
Jonathan Peterson
What has she done now?
Brandon Turner
It's hard to tell, Labour is currently experiencing a Trump-esque last-minute surge, enhanced by the recent terror attacks which are 100% May's fault, she was in charge of immigration for the past five years and is now running the country, obviously Blair was the real cause of all this but people have a bad memory and Jeremy Corbyn's whole shtick was trying to 'fix' the Labour party.
Brody Brooks
vote for corbyn desu
Jace Rogers
Anyone here familiar with Common Purpose?
Aaron Nguyen
fruitcake
Luke Rodriguez
What does your cum taste like, lads? For me it's like a peach!
Christian Ross
I'm fairly sure a lot of the Tory base will excuse the first part by saying that she was hamstrung by europe. I'm not sure if there's a good answer to the second part.
Jose Moore
AINT THAT A PEACH
Brody Ross
>amerishart telling us to vote for something That worked out so well the last time
>discussing a massive obese applekike fruit-eater No mate, that's what eating too much fruit sugar does to a woman. Stick to proper savoury meals like burgers and stuff instead
"The custom of raping Aboriginal children, eating “every second child” and making the older children also eat them is termed “a quite favorable picture” by Roheim. Mothers regularly forced their children to eat their newborn siblings “in the belief that the strength of the first child would be doubled by such a procedure.” Sometimes the fetus would be “pulled out by the head, roasted and eaten by the mother and the children” and sometimes “a big boy would be killed by the father by being beaten on the head” and given to the mother to eat."
Hunter Ross
>BONG
user HAS EATEN TOO MUCH FRUIT
>BONG
SIR TREVOR MCBASED CONFIRMED TO LIVE FOREVER
>BONG
ARE NIGE STILL ISN'T PRIME MINISTER
>BONG
Nathaniel Cooper
It could be no more than a psyop, but the fact that it seems plausible indicates that their strategy of spreading fear and terror is - at least in part - working.
Lucas Perez
Look user I need a favour here. I am trying to not make myself angry before I have to go to bed, would you mind terribly just telling me in a couple of words what she did? If I watch it, it'll make me furious.
Here to make it easier Did she 1. Fail to communicate in English 2. Fail maths again 3. Do something racist 4. Accuse someone else of being racist 5. All of the above?
She had no idea about the content of Khan's report about London.
Ryan Perry
>right wing fruitnazis trying to do a psyop on brit/pol Fucking cunts.
Colton Foster
>Fail to communicate in English and also 'pretended she had read something for far longer than was realistic'
Eli Foster
Such a strong and beautiful culture. We should celebrate this noble and enlightened people (not a race as thats bad). They're almost as full of peace and wisdom as Islam.
Robert Watson
If Theresa May was a piece of fruit, would you have thrown her out by now?
Jonathan Robinson
I am. It's funny that I can't recall talking about it on Sup Forums before.
Why lad, new developments?
Elijah Phillips
But she hasn't produced any 'fruit' shes like a withered old barren tree.
Gavin Sanchez
She was quizzed about the specifics of a report that she clearly hadn't read and makes herself look like a moron (again).
Evan Young
I'd eat her in moderation as part of a balanced diet.
Justin Wilson
Attempted to bullshit her way through an interview regarding a report on actions the government can take in order to reduce terrorism which she did not read.
Carter Brown
who #teamfruit here?
This is fruit eating perfection, my diet is solely fruit i never work out once. This is what peak fruit performance looks like.
Asher Baker
For me it's raspberries
Landon Thomas
I dunno lad, i'd probably make Jam or Marmalade with her 2bh, sh'ed go well on a bit of toast
Jason Harris
Jesus Christ lad
Oliver Perez
Fucking delicious user KEK
Wyatt Sullivan
her bangs are abhorrent
Julian Wright
Cheers anons. I've not seen Khans report either, though I'm not shadow home secretary. Was this the statement saying we should go ahead with the election anyway?
Jacob Brooks
Anyone know about The Union for the Mediterranean? Pic related
How is this union never in the news though it's member states often are? Kalergi plan explains a lot. Eurabia is now
Who here has every put a fruit or vegetable up their arse as a mastabatory aid?
Evan Gutierrez
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Anthony Anderson
>I've not seen Khans report either, though I'm not shadow home secretary. Was this the statement saying we should go ahead with the election anyway? I meant the report mentioned, sorry about that.
Julian Collins
Also, I can smell her breath from here.
Henry Moore
Show us your plums lad
Connor Richardson
>Bangs
Nolan Russell
Carrot up my bum bum
Then I felt bad so I cut it up and threw it over the back fence
Chase Johnson
You look like a bit of a fruit lad
Landon Perry
I haven't but I've always imagined using a banana is a tricky exercise as they snap so easily, would be a bit of a pisser if a banana snapped off in your arse/vag.
>shitcoin investments doubled in a month >cash out, gonna buy a huge brick of cocaine Comfy tbqh.
Liam Russell
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Brayden Bennett
I haven't been on britpol for a few hours and all you cunts are memeing fruit wtf lads
Ian Lewis
>Then I felt bad so I cut it up and threw it over the back fence
My sides, a bird probably ate that carrot lad
Isaac Smith
Thanks user.
I'm awfully sorry to ask but do you happen to have the name of said report? I can't find it and I would like to read it please. >watch the video and find out I really do hate Dianne Abbott that much. Please don't. I offer this nice painting in gratitude.
Chase Cox
Past 3 threads have been about fruit lad.
Joseph James
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Jason Murphy
>The Union for the Mediterranean
>members include the Nordics, Poland, the Baltics and the UK
wew lad
Jaxon Myers
>that ancient camera wasn't this about 15 years ago
Oliver Thomas
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James Taylor
Got a favourite fruit mate?
Anthony Sullivan
fuck off foreigner if you're not willing to at least drop your favourite fruit
Nathan Morris
Lads i don't know why but this gay fruit meme is actually making me kek.
>recent terror attacks which are 100% May's fault, she was in charge of immigration for the past five years and is now running the country, obviously Blair was the real cause of all this
>Thatcher>Major>Blair>Brown>Cameron>May
ALL THE SAME NEOLIB/NEOCON GLOBALIST ESTABLISHMENT TRAITORS senpai
