What did Apple mean by this?

What did Apple mean by this?

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The place looks like a fucking porn set. These evil motherfuckers, leave us alone with your crap.

Apple is making home intrusion devices now?
Also, what sorta dumb nigger drinks from a cup in a house he's robbing.

well we know who paid for it.

>protip: the white lady

would lick that girls feet

The "home assistant" meme needs to die

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the reason why interracial couples are so prevalent in commercials because you'd have to be a cuck to work in advertisement

> black man and white woman
> that overly modern looking decour

Clearly a BLACKED scene

Bilderberg owl

>wearing shoes inside the house

fucking feaks in that image.

did apple create an invisible forcefield to keep blacks away from white women?

Apple wasn't getting as much data mining done with siri only on the iphone (people were frustrated by it, majority probably disabled it) and saw how much better samsung's Alexa and Google's home was at data mining.

Husband is at work earning that 400$ to buy a Pod

fourth post best post

Are those interracial mind control waves which are emitting all over the room?

If you're a nig and you buy our overpriced product, white wymin will suck yo dick

"Hide in your couch while the nigger repellent waves work their magic."

her house comes equipped with Apple's latest nigger detecting technology

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kek

>agenda

The Internet of Things is the most retarded idea Silicon Valley has ever come up with.

You mean her boyfriend that she's cucking

Nah IoT is profitable and useful

iNigger Detector?

>Buy our new anti-negro force field.

That's the message I'm getting.

A Local Network of things is profitable and useful
IoT is a security hazard

>IoT is a security hazard
When you're in security it means booming biz tho

Steve Job's ghost is blasting faggots with jewish tricks and gamma radiation.

Niggers buy apple. Advertising sells fantasy. The nigger fantasy is to have a classy white woman and a nice home full of apple products.

It's no different than the schlubby guy with a 10/10 in the beer commercials. Except one is gross, and the other is immoral. But advertisers don't give a shit about any of that. They want money. And niggers will spend their rent money on the new apple sail foam.

Their new speaker emits patented anti-melanin waves that gradually turn black people into ash.

Tim Cook is /ourgay/

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Mossberg already makes that product.

i do not buy products that do this shit with any kind of IR couple

Excellently summed up.

tfw you are too socially awkward to talk to one of these devices :(

>'h-hey Cortana...'
>'HELLO HOW CAN I HELP'
>'pls search for r-restaurants'

I really want to know what their thought process is with having a black person in the photo. It's as if they're making a mockery of reality kind of like the school textbooks attempt at portraying classroom diversity with a black kid, an asian, one white and another in a wheelchair or arm braces

this is laughable

I think its a security system showing the protection zones that are protecting this woman from they guy stealing her coffee

Retarded*

Don't worry Apple and heterosexuality don't mix

It means, their device works as a nigger sensor and will sound the alarm if a feral nog is detected within the walls of your home.

In the pic, it has already notified the authorities who are on their way to prevent that poor white woman from being raped and murdered as would happen if the nig were left to his own devices.

He's clearly an intruder about to rape her, statistics prove this.

It's actually beyond disgusting how hard Apple will force the inclusion of niggers in their ads, demos, etc..

I always just have to laugh whenever I see a nigger in a commercial, as a model, actor, etc..

You truly never know (well sometimes you can tell) if they're in the position they're in because of some classic nigger tokenism/racial quotas/affirmative action, or if they genuinely earned it.

Poor little chimps have such low IQ that most are too dumb to actually think about that. Or maybe they're aware and shamelessly feel fine with being the beneficiary of equality of outcomes aka rigging of daily life.

Can we just send them back already?

Apple had to put a cup of coffee in his hands, without it, it would look like he's there to rob the place.

Out of curiosity how many black people do you actually interact with on a regular basis?
I'm not gonna pretend that shit's all peachy or that gangs aren't a serious problem but like, come on now. We may joke but they aren't /actually/ as dumb as gorillas.

What's the point of whatever that thing is supposed to do if this bitch just sits there all day watching the fireplace?

lmao

Apple is still relevant?

Niggers

its bohemian grove, not bilderberg
bohemian grove is for republicans only

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None unless they're some type of employee in public or I walk by one outside.

That's not really relevant though. Their average IQ speaks for itself. Even those who aren't dumb as shit still apply to what I said.

>invents anti-nigger forcefield device

maybe apple isn't so bad after all

I feel like a schizo with all these conspiratard coincidences the occult is hidden in plain site

underrated

Found the nigger.

Like I said.. it's amazing how Apple panders to niggers.

Here's their commercial for this 'HomePod' thing:

youtube.com/watch?v=1hw9skL-IXc

Of course, they use some nigger "woman" with some ghetto accent/tone.

Or just go on their website and look through any picture where they show a person, whether it's on a device screen or holding a device. They're disproportionately niggers.

It's amazing how companies, especially Apple in this case, go out of their way to force their inclusion.

Literally nothing is genuine for niggers. All contrived. From this, to their movements, and everything more.

Lmao, how sad.

They're valued at almost a trillion dollars and still growing, and given that tech companies see themselves as the vanguards of the future that makes them pretty relevant.

inigger

detects niggers in the vicinity

Apple is releasing the (((coincidence))) detector v.2

>HAY SEE-REE, PLAYMUHFAVRITZ

>That's not really relevant though.
It's totally relevant. On average they're dumber but they're not lumbering chimps.

Haha thank fuck no

Where is Belarus on the Rare-flag scale?

It's profitable and useful the purveyors of IoT, the end users gain very little, but they're dumb goys so they deserve it.

I've yet to see one useful IoT product, although HTCPCP is amusing.

>automated acoustic detecting speaker
>to listen iTunes' "huge" lossy 128kbps "music"
>through wireless so it gets further distorted

I am not an Audiophile but that seems stupid.

No, it's not. Even niggers who are "smart", for the most part fail to recognize how often the situations where they see their fellow nigs "succeeding" are usually a matter of contrived & forced tokenism/racial quotas/affirmative action. None of it's genuine. Yet most are either: a) shamelessly proud regardless, even if they can recognize it or b) oblivious to this whole phenomenon.

shes not white
it means women are dangerous, keep a safe distance

*for the

That apple consumers are apparently so fucking boring that they sit on a couch and stare at a blank wall?

Apple finally develop that nigger defense system Steve always wanted?

ranges of electronic devices microphone that (((they))) use in listening you and your family. if I were you I will just settle for late 90s to early 2000 home appliances.

I know what you're talking about but I just scrolled through their website and it took me a while to see a nigger actually.

somebody needs to nuke silicon valley already

sodom and gomorrow (SF and LA)

"Alexia, call the police."

Ok maybe it wasn't their website, but during their recent Keynote presentations.

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Uncommon

MELANIN DETECTED
DEFENSE MODE ACTIVATED

>IoT is a security hazard
Hey fuck you it's the reason I get over 100k a year to sit on my ass

If Apple starts producing nigger killing robots, I will forgive Tim Cook for his faggotry.

voice activated is kind of neat, but i dont think it'll be able to recognise certain tracks by name yet

It's a black app that shows the ¨POC where items you might want to steal could be

I swear to fuck apple thinks every home on earth is a rehabbed commie block smothered in flat white paint and furnished with a minimal amount of ikea furniture.

The only people who live in settings like that are people in a scandinavian "jail"

>What did Apple mean by this?
this:

They are preparing for the comey play this week......

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>ctrl f "flat"
>1 non related result
wtf goys

HOMEPOD

DETAIN THIS NEGRO!

SIRI CALL 911

The dumb fucks do't even know that drawing portraits ( or anything living) is forbidden in the Koran. Pic related from Apple's site advertising iPad sketch classes: apple.com/today/event/sketch-walks-observational-drawings-6274754716769837961/

Kek

Isn't apple basically in decline now anyways? All their product lines are garbage.

"OK Google. Kill this nigger."

>Isn't apple basically in decline now anyways? All their product lines are garbage.

What? You don't want to pay $5k for a Mac Pro?

What a boring looking room. It's so sterile and devoid of any personality.
I guess it wouldn't be an apple ad if it had any humanity to it.

>Sweden is thrilled

the music I listen to is mastered for little earphones from an mp3 file