Why aren't you married yet, Sup Forums?

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I don't belong in the gene pool

pretty much this

Because there is no such thing as gay marriage in germany.

unironically, i want a phd

>5'5''
>200lbs
>ugly
>bad eyesight
>balding
>small penis

It's amazing I haven't killed myself.

Not a big enough killstreak to unlock a waifu yet

sorry we're genetic and behavioral failures

Don't make me cry, OP.

Because there are no good men left.

Not too late buddy :^)

I want to marry Soe.

I mean you can fix like half of those user

lmao successful people don't get married and start a family that young. what are you a mormon fag from utah?

I'm trying vro

>I post on pol

If I managed to find my way here, chances are I'm sufficiently fucked up enough that women can smell my failure before they even spot me.

Sort yourself out kiddo. 5'5" is pretty bad tho, maybe just look for an asian QT

This. Some of us are just too ugly to pursue romantic relationships.

Not married, but I am sure I have father some children in my times in Thailand. My deed of spreading my seed has been accomplished.

Are yous afraid to settle down with a fat girl?

because the dnc killed my boyfriend, seth rich

Because I'm just under 5'10.

Go away, kike.

girls dont like me

ex turned into a whore. At the pace we were going, that would of been us.

college ruined her

>implying we re allowed to have normal lives
what kind of a normie do you think i am?

why get tied down?

Relationships take too much effort in trying to live up to others standards, regardless of how low or reasonable those standards might actually be.

working on it chief

Man. I am really envious when I know somebody capable of raising a beautiful family like that one. I

Please delete this

Seriously ;_;

God hates sex the bible says youre less of a human being for having sex. The vaginal system makes a baphomet head symbol

Revelation 14:4
These are they which were not defiled with women; for they are virgins. These are they which follow the Lamb whithersoever he goeth. These were redeemed from among men, being the firstfruits unto God and to the Lamb.

the bible also says its better for you to just stay a virgin rather than getting married

1 Corinthians 7:8-9
I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I.But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.

Sex is only here for reproduction temporarily... its an unclean evil practice necessary only to bring forth human life, luckily god will put away sex and lust once and for all at the end of the world

Matthew 22:30
For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven.

Good thing god is coming to destroy all sexually active normies soon in the september 23rd rapture and beginning of the tribulation/ wrath of god on men

Only an imbecile signs away half their stuff and agrees to pay a woman alimony allowance in perpetuity.

I really can't understand why there isn't a queue of nubile, eligible young women outside my door.

>be a handsome, tan, blue-eyed guy who can talk to girls
>devolve into a degenerate who sleeps around
>start drinking more and more
>get DUIs
>get determined to turn life around
>get a job with my pre-drunk tech skills
>quickly advance
>7 years later be a fit homeowner driving a Mercedes
>all attractive girls are either too young, too degenerate or already happily married
>tfw

I'm a neet and fucking tin foil hat autistic

too conformist

>tfw you rushed through college, graduated early, got a job, make decent money, workout.
>24 going on 25 look around seeing degenerate single moms, girls that were major whores are now "settling down", all the decent girls have met their S.O. in highschool or college.
>JUST

they're all autistic sperges whom no woman will ever desire

screen cap this post

Same. And I'm not exaggerating at all.

I didn't know you can get a phd in baseball.

Only 21 and this still hits me
>Finishing STEM degree
>Every woman I talk to has had double or more sexual partners (given they arent lying and lowering the number)
>Mfw I find out even the women at my church are just as bad, maybe slightly less so but still
>I want to get married Sup Forums but I feel like society is against me on this one

I was. For 12 years.

Now, I'm divorced and happy as fuck.

Are you mexican?

6'0
185 lbs
high t
bad eyes
balding
average penis

My death would please too many people I stay out of spite

systemic inflammation affecting the brain which is compromising my parasympathetic nervous system which leads to a lack of an ability to digest foods properly which makes me smell really bad like a tmau sufferer. Also makes it near impossible for me to calm down or "chill out" which makes social situations a real chore.

Then again maybe i am a tmau sufferer i havent actually been tested for it because they dont do that in canada.

I'm a fucking failure that can't even support myself

we asked

One of the biggest blackpills ever. Salute, user.

All the women worth marrying have extremely high standards, and I'm not /fit/ enough to get looking. I also need to make six figures before their fathers will let them near me.

I was married. To an alcoholic Navy roastie. Care to guess how that turned out?

Stop trying to marry girls your own age. If they're not taken at that point there's probably something fucked with them. Go for someone much younger.

the dude rubbed his ugly genes onto their kids

>23
>still working on that high-paying job
>not super interested in girls right now actually

>too young
Are you 40+?
No?
Date a mid 20s girl.

Motherhood changed this bleh looking girl to a hot woman.

Don't kill yourself if you're a gun owner. It would only add to the statistics. Literally the only reason I haven't done it.

She found another.

robot/human marriage isn't legal yet.

yeah fuck her for educating herself and finding dudes with bigger dicks