"if you choose to take this advice seriously, that is – you’ll start out being “cool” with the crazy things chicks have done: anal sex with the hot Argentinian guy in her hostel in Buenos Aires who urinated in her mouth when he was done, half the college football team running a train on her during her freshman year, banged in the stairwell of a club while her boyfriend was 20 feet away…. "
If you don't want your wife drinking a Chad's piss then you're a dirty fucking sexist bigot trash bitchboi fuckboy piece of shit mysogynistic meninist mra scumbag nerd manlet asshole sexless virgin
>Women always turn into retarded sluts when given full freedom and giving them full rights
I grew up by a military base. I've fucked so many women whose boyfriends/husbands were deployed that I lost count.
Jose Thomas
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Landon Diaz
How to defeat the Jew: meet a white girl in her teens, be her first sexual encounter, marry her, have multiple children, stay together, turn her into a good redpilled wife
Too late for most of us here
Nathan Rivera
ribs actually sound pretty good right about now - pit BBQ baby back? hook me up, brother!
Nathaniel Baker
>meet a white girl in her teens, be her first sexual encounter, marry her, have multiple children, stay together, turn her into a good redpilled wife
It's hilarious you think this will work. This board is more out-of-touch with reality than /x/.
John Nguyen
This is it. The most rage inducing post I've ever read on Sup Forums. Wew lad. If this doesn't redpill some faggots, nothing will.
Zachary Mitchell
I'm going on 30 and I have seen in the most hilarious and unbelievable way how women transform.
As teenagers undergoing their sexual awakening they have their first special boyfriend and are very conservative. Then as they go to college, many lose their minds and behave and express themselves in ways that are shameful and ludicrous to sane-minded people (acting out sexually and putting that Nickelodeon colored dye in their hair.) Then in the world of young adults they begin to tone it way down (think of the "I'm here for the interview" meme) and finally as they approach their late 20's and hit that WALL we've heard so much about they devolve back into their conservative forms. It's remarkable. It's hilarious. And it's all too common.
I work with a couple of cool "Chads" and they are actually really cool. Something about being in the world of grown ups mellows people out. But those "Chads" aren't with the party girls they plowed through. They're with the well-adjusted conservative chick who was conservative her whole life. While she's had a few sexual partners it was always in the context of a long term relationship. They're girlfriends are a couple of "Miss Monogamy's." They're delightful, both of them.
I wish more women would learn from the mistakes of the prior generation.
Anthony Watson
You will be spared during the day of the rake
Austin Bell
Yuck
Luis James
if you arent just as good or better than chad sexually
she's gonna keep going back to chad
simple as that
Ethan Green
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Jaxson Morgan
deep down this better be some reverse psycology virtue signaling ju jitsu sarcasim being played straight from a male writer
please be fucking that
Luis Nguyen
Sometimes leaves can post some funny shit
Chase Allen
You become a convicted pedophile if you make this a reality. You're no woman's first after 18, so a traditional relationship like you describe is a defacto banned.
Parker Young
Only man my wife had sex with before me was her dad. He did some pretty kinky stuff with her too, cum on her face and make her leave it there all day, fuck her in her little softball uniform, all sorts of stuff. It's so hot hearing her talk about it.
Henry Allen
an old friend dated a 15 year old when he was 18. We all called him a pedo.
They got married a year ago. How wrong we were...
Joshua White
Well done leaf.
Well done. Looking forward to the updates.
Andrew Clark
Shit like this makes the little voice in the back of my head go: "...maybe the muslims are right."
Dylan Mitchell
>porn addict for 11 years >got off porn and hasn't masturbated in 5 years at all >hasn't had much sexual relations either
>When a guy opens a door for her, he’s asking her for sex. When she gets a good tip at the restaurant, she’s being propositioned for sex. Sex, sex sex! Everyone wants to bang her.
Not true for me. Yeah i hit on women but i don't do favors hoping i can get sex. This seemed paranoid to anyone else?
David Lopez
>Leaf >wants to turn women back into ribs Obviously, just another ploy to protest for another ridged object to shove up your ass, and give it spousal rights.
>Women always turn into retarded sluts when given full freedom and giving them full rights was a mistake we know this
Yup. Freedom without responsibility is TERRIBLE for women. It doesn't take a genius to see that women in general already lack responsibility.
Jackson Ramirez
Fuck I remember that thread
Matthew Morales
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Andrew Martinez
These degenerates normalising slut behaviour don't like to acknowledge the strong correlation between promiscuity in women and likelihood of having a stable marriage. Slut culture is creating a generation of damaged women who are unsuitable for marriage or creating healthy families.
Xavier Clark
tpbp
Jace Flores
It's incredibly paranoid. I helped a good female friend of mine move, because we're close friends and she and I have known each other for over a year. If I wanted to bang her I would have told her that I was attracted to her, not beat around the bush by doing fucking favors.
Being a whiny pussy about liking someone is for idiots, just tell them and see where it goes.
James Howard
>It's normal for a woman to stay in constant contact with all her exes while also telling you stories about all the crazy fucking they did
> Attractive women need a constant stream of attention or they will die
This can't be real. It's intended to piss people off. Looks like it's working.
Gabriel Flores
Make military service mandatory and a requirement to vote, if one wants to have a say in matters of state one must also fight for it.
Christian Brown
Plenty of people on here seem to think that every woman over 18 instantly turns into a cock guzzling cum slut, which is entirely out of touch with reality and reeks of bitter virgin syndrome.
Elijah Fisher
I don't even want to know what kind of people would fall for this obvious agenda
Liam Thompson
that actually is true if your ex was a histrionic
Tyler Harris
>If you want to find out what the world of an attractive woman is life, ask an attractive woman whom you are hanging out with to show your her text messages. If you’ve never done this, then you’ll most likely be surprised at the number of men she’s sending pictures to on snap chats, going on weekend trips with, stringing along, taking salsa class with, but having sex with on the side and so on. Fuck me. Guess I'm forever alone then, because my morals are telling me that being a kissless virgin beta loser is better than dating a retard with nothing but cock cock and cock on her mind.
Kayden Lee
you faggots this is a troll for views, archive it plz
John Rodriguez
>This can't be real. It's intended to piss people off. Looks like it's working.
Thought Catalog, just like other clickbait sites, are paying writers to write the craziest shit. Have been for years.
Nathan Clark
This hits right in the feels tonight bros. I made the mistake of thinking a woman could be my friend and partner. I really thought I chose a good one, she didn't seem to have any slut tendencies, desires, she wasn't impulsive or rash, she was a virgin when she met me. Good upbringing.
And then tonight she says she missed out on her party phase and wants to consider "other options." I honestly never thought of myself as a cuck, in fact I think I'm the opposite in personality and on paper, but tonight I am kind of distraught and angry. I'm distracting myself on Sup Forums while I watch 3 years of my life and what I thought was my future walk away to get fucked up on tequila and spread her legs for everything with a heartbeat.
You guys are my only bros now. I didn't want to believe it, but Sup Forums is always right. Time to slam some whiskey.
Michael Myers
It's all so tiresome guys
Brayden Parker
shut up dad, its not the 20th century anymore
Benjamin Ortiz
The next line >I'm not saying become a cuckold. What did he mean by this?
Brandon Brooks
>be tall >have a big dick >fuck cheating sluts without spending a dime >already knocked up two different cuck whores Why haven't you taken the bull pill?
Hunter Gutierrez
Hold on, if all that stuff's true then why can't we just pump and dump the bitch like everyone else? Why do we have to be the guy stuck with the bag at the checkout counter?
Sebastian Cruz
I'd rather only land owners have the right to vote.
Being that they're the ones who literally have a stake in the country.
Carson King
Sup Forums is always right. All women have a whore phase or will have one.
Lincoln Gutierrez
>post-Trump Sup Forums is your only outlet left
Sucks.
Easton Flores
Kill her.
Jackson Nguyen
big if true
Evan Jackson
Men in their 20s and 30s used to marry 15 and 16 year olds all the time. Were they all "pedophiles?"
Brody Rogers
All women born past a certain year, yes.
Chase Sullivan
this dude literally just ripped his article from Tylerrsd
its literally the same shit what a fucking plagiarist.
Luke Gonzalez
>bull pill
Those are just antibiotics.
Eli Taylor
i dont care about relationships i just want people to fuck off and let me do what i want
Bentley Thompson
Start lifting, bro.
Lincoln Rodriguez
>party phase Western media was a mistake.
Blake Baker
What a piece of work.
Benjamin Russell
Im so desperate right now i would unironically wife any 6/10 and above even if she has had MILES of dick in each hole. fuck im so pathetic I can never work up the nerve to get a girl
Aiden Baker
Have you told her that she can't have a "party phase" and you?
Samuel Clark
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Henry Lopez
lol what a cuck
Camden Cooper
Wow, I always knew women were below animals. Good call leaf bro
Leo Foster
t.reddit
Juan Sullivan
Don't get mad at me just because your awkward spergy ass gets shut down by women and you rationalize it by imagining them being constantly railed by a football team of Chads.
Chase Evans
I do lift. I was in the military, have a stable job, don't let her hangout with any straight guys, am confident, etc. etc. That's why I thought I was cuck proof.
I have literally lost all faith in women tonight and I don't even know where to begin putting my life together
buy a whore, blow your load, realize immediately that that is literally all you wanted and don't make the mistake of marriage
actually faggot, it's kind of the truth. With the bullshit that's getting pushed on them (promiscuity/sexual partners = some sort of societal approval = "you winniN gurl!") it's obvious. While girls like this (white/hott) would usually stay "pure" and goal focused (goals defined by parents and society), those means of satisfaction have been replaced. I know a lot of girls get really sheltered, which also contributes. The weed out has begun, take it from BigDick Cuminhersnatch.
Robert Phillips
>met a white girl in her teens >joined a sorority three years later >dumped me
Cameron Rogers
It's more accurate than inaccurate. As you get older you can learn to enjoy the company of a woman and do things for her without an expectation or even a hope of sex. But when you're younger, it really is all about sex unless you're aberrant.
Jeremiah Thompson
social media and cell phones ruined everything
Colton Perry
You better not be still with that thot
Nathaniel Thomas
I'm going to assume you're not bullshitting and weigh in on this, this may hurt to read but it's what I've seen.
I was in a fraternity back in college. I had been on Sup Forums all through high school and decided I wanted a taste of the normie life so I went and pledged. I've watched perfectly nice women do terrible, terrible degenerate things. Trains are real. Sexual favors for coke is real. Intentionally opening yourself up for the most aggressive alpha in the room is real. And it's common.
And worse, the girls who don't go to the parties outright, the ones who are still too timid or have some level of morals- they get this look in their eye when they hear "fraternity". Like a forbidden fruit, something they deep down want to try despite holding themselves back. It's there in all of them.
I've watched perfectly nice guys get ignored in group conversations because the girls wanted to hear "my crazy party stories", obvious to me for vicarious excitement. I don't think you can never love a woman, but you must understand this is a deep primal urge in all of them. Don't become an ass or anything, but master yourself first, become all you can be, and then find a girl who's not completely off the fucking rails to enthrall. It's the only way.
Gavin Brown
>I have literally lost all faith in women tonight and I don't even know where to begin putting my life together
Why do you need faith in them to have faith in yourself?
It's better you found out now, than 8 years into a marriage with 2 kids.
Nolan Rogers
Goddamn dude. Don't let this kill you, you have to use these feels slingshot you into an existential breakdown and life confidence rebuilding stage. We will always be your bros, we're here forever just like you.
Brayden Murphy
This is why Sharia is the way to go.
Leo Morris
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Anthony Cox
WTF I love islam and isis now
Justin Garcia
Fuck you for being a piece of shit and doing that to other guys. If guys stopped putting up with fucking whores and put them in their place and shamed them, this shit wouldnt happen. But instead you choose to be as bad as they are.
Christian Cruz
Its really starting to look that way
Joseph Cook
That's pretty gay desu
Justin Ross
Argumentes like this make woman think this kind of shit it's ok.
Lincoln Hill
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Nathan Reed
Don't know what it's like in the epicenter of degeneracy that is the United States of Anal but if you go to a medium sized town here or smaller, 90% of the girls at the average private Christian school will be hardcore no sex before marriage.
Owen Jones
Women literally want Sharia. Why do you think feminists suck Muslim cock?
