BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Thank you, Robert. I was just starting to sweat wondering where our comfy zone was. Let the games begin.
Chase Anderson
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Evan Turner
Yeah a bit late of a start tonight
Elijah White
Top fucking kek. What is that from?
Christian Powell
I haven't been on Sup Forums in a while, glad to see these threads still kicking
Check yo keys
John Carter
>Yeah a bit late of a start tonight Not for the coonery.
I tuned in 7pm Chicago time first call was negress throwing a baby down a flight of stairs followed by a nigger shot dead in the street then shots fired at officers (no Roberts hit and niggers quickly apprehended).
Oh, and some open keys.
Tyler Myers
> negress throwing a baby down a flight of stairs
Not surprising given everything I've heard on here and seen on live leak.
Grayson Morgan
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Landon Reed
Is there a way we can get like a random bingo scorecard generator for the Chicago Scanner
Eli Jenkins
She looks like an octaroon.
Mason Scott
What is this from?
Jacob Rodriguez
It's a nice idea for something to code. If there's a programming language Robert prefers I could start the project
Carson Parker
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Andrew Gonzalez
Evening, Roberts.
What time last night The Great White Noise issue was fixed?
Dylan Sanders
>He tried to commit suicide by the use of a knife Amateur.
Jose Clark
Christ she has an ork name from 40k.
Parker Nelson
I think its hilarious they told the fire department and they responded with "we're not doing that, he's got a knife" I kekd
Benjamin Thomas
Just let him kill himself at this point.
Wyatt White
Some sources point to Blacklist, but I cannot verify it at the moment.
Also, pic related.
Tyler Carter
Way too many kids and women in that room for it to be accurate.
By the way, anyone remembers last night's incident when the caller (a woman) screamed, dropped the call and then all calls to her number went to the voicemail? Well, It happened around 01:30 EST, and there is a shooting victim (F/22) from that same time according to HeyJackass.
Jordan Anderson
I hear good things so far. I am ready.
Oh, shit.
Isaiah Sanchez
>drag racers >or at least cars chasing each other
Lincoln Hughes
Good afternoon Robert's. what is everyone drinking tonight?
The night is not complete without /cpd/
Nathan James
F
Colton Walker
checkin ma key boyos
Isaiah Bailey
Not sure why some people even try to raise kids here.
Grayson Powell
>Neighbors front door open
Anthony Young
So far a bottle and half of wine while I finish my notes from the hospital.
Jason Reed
>what is everyone drinking
Asher Myers
I do love a Dindu Mary
Isaac Moore
>SIX >SIX SHOTS FIRED >AH AH AH
Isaac Ward
What is that God forsaken sound?
Ryder Ross
dead black male trying to comunicate with the living
Jonathan James
>pulled a stick on her and took her cell phone
Kevin Diaz
Kek
Andrew Campbell
>brother is stabbing grandmother and mom >black male
Lincoln Edwards
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Brody Lee
>OD on 51st street
Wonder how many people OD in Chimpcago in a day?
Robert Parker
I'm a psychiatrist. It's a shitton, trust me.
Mason Stewart
>the stove is on fire
Landon Cooper
It's kind of funny, I told my dad about some of the shenanigans and schemes the trailer park boys get into and he said "shit, I knew people like that in Detroit." Years ago (before I ever had watched the show) he told me about how he and his friend almost got arrested in their meat stealing operation (they had a trunk full of fast food burgers).
Josiah Young
>Male black dressed in black is robbing people by McDonald's
Michael Hall
hi nigel
Oliver Clark
Why not just rob the McDonald's at that point?
Levi Harris
What's my middle name nigger.
Jaxon Wright
How are my Roberts doing? How comfy cozers is everyone?
Gabriel Gomez
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Cameron Hughes
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Joshua Wood
Oh shit!! >softball in the park
Xavier Clark
>remember these from last year >coonery went to an all time high on July the 4th Who else is ready for Nigmas to come around?
Jaxon Morris
>person shot >car vs pole
Nathan Allen
Remember that Chicago starts at One and fluctuates around Two, sometimes barely scraping by under Three. One tiny nudge, and this place is going up.
Lincoln Jones
SUPER ready, friend. Here's my family photo WIP. I will unveil the final version to celebrate the 4th this year.
Jaxson Kelly
niggers and spics chimp out all over the city /thread /futurethreads
Cameron Richardson
>Male Black and Female Black have made a mess in a store
Brandon Sanders
>someone hit his vehicle with a gallon of milk
Juan James
Hit car with a gallon of milk.
James Ortiz
Unless you live in a city where this is common enough that you can see it for yourself or through other sources so you don't need to tune in, there is no reason to tune out. Welcome to reality.
Eli Gutierrez
White supremacists are at it again.
Adrian Walker
>mfw finding time to talk on the radio at my department is hard enough
Dylan King
Where do you work?
Gabriel Butler
Meechigan
David Mitchell
Who the fuck is "roberts"?
Benjamin Harris
1st shift cops.
Jace Martinez
What's second shift called?
Austin Richardson
Robert is the call sign for all night shift units.
Nolan Perez
Adam
Bentley Price
Daytime cops are Adam.
Cameron Adams
He may be on drugs.
Nathan Baker
anyone listen to adam? is it as bad ?
Dominic Jackson
Cool, cool... I thought you guys were just calling the Chicago cops "Roberts" because of the counterfeit toy meme. I'm from northern IL, but still about an hour and half from downtown Chi.
Hudson Sullivan
I'm sure they get their fair share, but niggaz definitely typically work the night shift. youtu.be/0uSn98gkT1Y
Ian Ramirez
KEYS
Zachary Brooks
and Adam is a based hero like Robert?
Wyatt Stewart
Shopping cart refusing to leave.
Jackson Wilson
>even civvies need their keys checked
Alexander Flores
Stay a while, and listen. Robert is how dispatch addresses them.
Adam is somewhat incompetent with his radios.
Isaac Young
Has anyone ever done a ride-along with CPD? Do they even really allow them?
Eli Sullivan
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Christian Sullivan
Has anyone ever hear the dispatcher start off with "male white..."?
Samuel Foster
Evening, Roberts...
So seems a basketball team is escorting a young lady to a quiet place.
Ryan Lee
Hello fellow Roberts
Joseph Cooper
Welcome back, VietRobert. Ho are you doing today?
Nathan Jones
Good morning Roberts
Elijah Lee
Oh. roberts........ next time.
Carson Russell
thanks for asking... just trying to stitch up enough footwear to be rewarded with a lunch break & a labor award.
Jonathan Martin
Good Morning, Roberts. I'm delivering coffee in space.
