Spend all day sitting around the base, playing video games

>Spend all day sitting around the base, playing video games
>Hero

Daily reminder, that being enlisted in the military doesn't automatically make you a hero. Doing something heroic makes you a hero.

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>enlist in military
>"serve country"
>"protecting my country"
>Thousands of miles away
some people are allowed to graduate high school and are also allowed to think this

Who is fighting in Yemen, Iraq, Afghanistan and stay in in the korean DMZ? Not you

What the fuck happened to its head? The guy is pretty messed up too.

I rhink it is fake.
I hope so

Democrat here. Pacific Northwest.
You're a fool if you think progressives aren't armed. Shit man a lot of us served. Those of us who haven't have family who have, family in law enforcement, and so on. I've hunted and gutted deer. I've slaughtered squirrel in potato fields. I've fought. I've wrestled. I used to skate and I've broken so many bones I've literally lost count and walked half of them off. And there's nothing special or exceptional about me. You're a fool if you don't think progressives are formidable. For every straw man pic you have of a faggy liberal I have a pic of a fat virgin beta orbiter with a weak stance who still flinches when he fires. I don't presume that the alt right is not formidable. I grew up surrounded by the tea party before they became the tea party. I know what they can do. I've hunted with them. But that's what's funny about these neolibertarian pseudofascists. They assume they're the toughest guys in the world and everyone else is soft. That's why they keep losing wars. The south loses. Every time they flex. Progressives are ruthless when cornered. We burned Atlanta to the ground and used rape as a weapon of mass psychological operation, disrupted troops and marched right up to Jefferson Davis front door. We designed a bomb that destroyed entire cities, then we upgraded it. We invented remote control flying guns and remote control bombers.. Don't fuck with us. The south will rise again? Fine. We'll put em down again.

>democrat here
>the south will rise again? Fine will put em down again

Dumbass, CSA was Democrats

I think you fundamentally misunderstand your enemy.

Know thy enemy.

American here

It's so true. I hate how these soldiers are painted as these flawless, selfless heroes when they're (enlisted ones I know personally) really just high school drop outs, bums or complete idiots. Often times all three. They weren't making any sacrifices or serving me at all, just raping my tax dollars.

Also, I hate how we even have to lick the balls of the retard people who aren't even in combat. I have an aunt who is a major in the army and gets to chill in Hawaii doing PR shit. Then they expect me to lick her ass and call her a "veteran"?

progressives werent around during the civil war you utter autist. Come to Lynnwood bitch, ill show you what the pnw has to offer cunt

>implying faggot Northerners can fight

You fucks had to get Westerners, Niggers, and Irishmen to do most of the heavy lifting for you and still barely won by a thread despite a overwhelming advantage in every major resource from Day 1.

And this was before New England turned into a full blown breeding ground for Communist degeneracy.

Given that you've pissed most of the West, and a good portion of the Irish and Niggers with your never-ending left-wing faggotry, it's safe to say y'all are fucked. If we don't kill you by marching up North and returning Sherman's favor by exterminating you fucking vermin to the last man, woman, and faggot pronoun, we'll just arm the rural folks you've managed to piss off and they'll do the job for us.

t. been to Upstate NY, just about everyone I met there would be happy to slit your throats.

My job is no hero. I've been sitting in my dorm for the past 14 months learning Korean for 10 hours a day

>Not knowing party values switched in the 1900s
Maybe we'll build a few schools in the ashes of the trailer parks we burn down?

Hey its the Baconman

You better hope that's not your real name boy

it's real and it's from an IED blast
he committed suicide from heroin and alcohol back in 2012
his thumb on his right hand was replaced by attaching his big toe there
real talk: the military is a job corps for idiots that have no better options and your country doesn't actually care that much about you
you are meat for the fucking machine

Nope, that's Tyger Ziegel. He's dead.

This is what pisses me off about the military. Most guys enlist and spend their entire time in the military doing jack shit except sweeping the poop deck, and then expect to be treated like gods amongst peasants. And most Americans are happy to oblige.

At the end of the day the most common thing I hear is "they're protecting our freedom", but from who? Are we in danger of being invaded and losing our freedom?

don't be a hero. it's rough out there.

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>be Yankee
>don't even know who one of your most formidable opponents was

Holy shit, you fuckers are even dumber than I thought.

Your kind well and truly deserve absolute and total extermination, and I will happily be one of those pulling the trigger.

>invades shithole half-way around the world that could never reasonably invade the USA
Thank you for defending our country.

foxnews started this meme back after 9/11 by praising every shitbird in uniform as a hero and the literal second coming of christ
they literally didn't give a shit about vietnam/gulf veterans healthcare issues with the VA and PTSD and all that shit until the new wars started and they were like "oh, yeah, them too" because it was politically expedient for their news channel

it's always faggots who couldn't enlist because they're too fat who talk shit on those who stood on the wall. I bet y'all think gettin' pussy is overrated, too.

>you gotta look out for number 1
>but don't step in number 2!

>I used to skate
I'm paralyzed by fear after reading your poorly worded fantasy.

why are you a progressive anyways, assuming you're real and not a meme

i stood on the wall and buried 7 friends
one had a camp named after him (dan eggers)
it's a garbage job and a socialist lifestyle

The reason why you have korean parts in your phone and drive Japanese cars is because of our military. Fuck you.

Not fake. Also she divorced him and he killed himself. Tyler Ziegel.

I can only guess that your command sucked. That usually makes the diff tween a good tour and a bad tour. But talkin' shit on brainwashed nineteen year olds will get you nowhere.

What is standing on the wall?

I always thought it was kind of fucked that he made her go thru with the marriage.

He's probably a fucking meme.

I'm from fucking California and have met a grand total of four liberals who own firearms (legally). None of whom had remotely close to this level of supreme arrogance. They all confided to me that they thought the left-wing would lose a full blown Civil War because not nearly enough of them were armed or ideologically motivated enough to actually fight, and the more aggressive left wingers have been pissing off the Right for years without regard to the consequences.

it's a euphemism for defending your country
>"standing on the wall/standing watch on the wall"
i.e. the "wall" that metaphorically protects your country from harm

Well depending on whether or not West Point accepts me I'll be "standing on the wall" by 2022

i recently watched "war machine" on netflix and that summed it up for me
the war in afghanistan was dumb, lacked focus or defined goals, had no support from politicians or the american public and we didn't have a cohesive plan for a decade of this nonsense
graveyard of empires indeed

>graveyard of empires indeed

Let's just restart the Civil War already. Trump clearly isn't getting us anywhere and I want to experience the thrill of shooting a begging blue-haired xyr-gendered liberal in the back of the head with my 1911.

In my 6 months of service as the only tank mechanic in the biggest military base in my entire country, I have done jack shit, maybe touched a tank once. I hope getting into officer school in the next two months, and maybe then I'll finally do something

Southerner here. This. Plus, we have rednecks and meth heads who just hear the words "yankee" and come unglued on top of the people who are already ideologically aligned against progressives. Fux w/us.

the only thing stopping you is your own lack of motivation

just remember that your boy, dylan roof, is about 6 miles from me right now getting beaten and raped in the ass in the detention center here on leeds ave.

Why are you leaning korean

No, you can thank Israel.

Probably so he can smash Korean qts while on deployment

Most of the vets you will talk to will admit dissatisfaction with the reasons for and results of the wars. But signing your life away to the defense of the society that reared you is a noble act and even if those who do it do not consider it at the time, writing your first will and testament when you are nineteen years old on your way to a foreign land and an uncertain fate brings that reality home. Such instincts forged this nation and have preserved it thus, despite our best years being spent serving the avarice of politicians. Hell, I know 9/11 was an inside job and Iraq was a bullshit move. But I don't regret being a vet. But then again, I am lucky. I got out with all my parts intact. And goddamn I had fun.

Tthe only thing stopping you is your own lack of motivation
No it's consequences. If we're killing communists we're doing it with impunity and implicit consent from the governing body. Getting brought up on "war crimes" is basic bitch shit.

First off, Dylann Roof is a faggoty John Brown wannabe, just the opposite side of the political spectrum. He doesn't even have a group of legit followers like actual John Brown did. I hope they rape his ass to death Tbh.

Second, it's best to avoid being the ones who fire the first shot, especially if you're a lone wolf type. There's no promise of your actions actually achieving it's intended effect of inspiring others and not backfiring disastrously instead.

I'm not gonna fire the first shot, but I will be more than happy to fire every shot after that one.

Stepping on the yellow footprints make you a hero. When you sign up, you do it knowing there is a chance to be killed when deployed. Just because you didnt get thrown into a direct situation that tested your courage doesnt mean anything. This isnt COD

>"they're protecting our freedom"
Yeah this is annoying. Are they stopping the deep state? Are they stopping leftist? Because that's what we need to protect our freedom, not fucking around in Afghanistan.

That's called barracks maintenance. Important part of any 11 series EM training

Green collar welfare for most of them. The new "union job".

This happened to him when i was in the Marines. He went to Iraq and suffered burns. When he came back his fiance still married him but she was also really depressed that it happened to him.

Its not fake. He was burned and his fiance still married him

>Hell, I know 9/11 was an inside job
uh, im out

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>impunity and implicit consent from the governing body

If you're referring to the United States government, they deserve to burn along with the fucking Communists. All of them.

I supposed we don't necessarily need to fight multiple enemies at once though. We can always use the Feds to help use liquidate the leftists and then stab them in the back while they're still weak.

I joined the marines because I think military service is an important part of becoming a man. I don't really care that I'm fighting for Israel... Nietzsche inspired me to become a warrior

>his fiance still married him
Then divorced him less than a year later.

>the military is a job core for idiots
Says the faggot whos being protected from tons of muslims with guns walking across the mexican border or something and mass murdering you on the street. Why dont you go picture little kids with missing fingers or something and jerk off.
Probably mad some military dude took your girlfriend or something. I feel for you but let the bitch go already.

I know because they pulled the Marine Stinger crew off of the roof of the Pentagon that day. Makes ya think, man.

I am meeting with a Marine recruiter for OCS on Wednesday. I do have a degree and I am sick of the going nowhere rat race. I think it's a good move.

>Marine Stinger crew off of the roof of the Pentagon

Elaborate

In their current state? Absolutely, we're an occupied government. You're not going to get me to go down the muh anarchy route, been there, done that, threw out the t-shirt.

What you mean is only republicans ever cared. Democrats only care if the cool kids are caring.

The only people who think this are hipsters and other weak faggots. Learning to become a warrior is a right of passage into manhood, and has been forever.

14 months with roughly 300 hours of learning korean per month = 4200 hours.

And you still haven't learnt the fucking thing?

>We were helping

oh hey its that painting from spec ops the line

It hasnt even been a year and hes already doing a lot. America cant be unfucked in 7 months. I bet youll really start seeing shit half way through his 2nd year. Hes still fighting cunt bags who are contesting his plans so hes firing them LIKE HE SHOULD.

>He committed suicide from heroin and alcohol back in 2012
Yet you mock his death? Duped into serving or not in this environment, you're going to shit on him in death? Have some fucking respect pleb, what have you done with your life besides NEETdom?

Some Eighth and I guys (Marine ceremonial guards/ pallbearers) I served with talked about it.

You're a tool.

>barracks maintenance
Yes someone has to do it. It's boring but it's the good kind of boring, you know? You get to do all kinds of shit specially if camp is almost empty.

The best pasta.

>all these fags falling for the pasta

we're dub brothers

been a while since I've seen this pasta

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>the only tank mechanic
>never touched a tank.

Okay you said "maybe once". My brain is still trying to get over this.

I did OCS juniors and decided not to do the rest. Was prior enlisted and ended up getting a better job offer.

It's just not the same as boot camp. They don't break you like they do in boot camp. I honestly don't feel like Marine Officers really have the same warrior ethos and camaraderie that enlisted have. Most of the cowards I have met in the Marine Corps have been officers.

>You're not going to get me to go down the muh anarchy route

No, of course not.

But the US Government is the vile morally bankrupt entity in existence and it needs to burn. It is responsible for the deaths of countless innocents in every corner of the world even as we speak. There is no hope for reform, it's far too late for that.

Old Glory needs to be torn from the flagpole and replaced with something else. Anything really. I don't care whether it's beloved Gadsen flag or the hated Swastika, any kind of fresh start is an improvement at this point.

Happens all the time, mate. We have some "mechanics" too.

I do

100% agree OP. Plenty of ex-military I know are just like all the other normies or even plain degenerate. Literally the serf class with a few gems scattered throughout. Society's standards are just so low that I guess somehow learning a little discipline at boot camp makes you a god among "men" when you get out. Sad!

good goy

He's probably at DLI, should be near the end of his course.

Korean is fucking hard, man. The Defense Department has decades of experience with this, they know how long it takes.

If you have to learn to become a warrior it means you were never one to begin with. You're just a cheap imitation, like a Christian who needs religion to be a good person.

I assumed that Parris Island would be light years more difficult than Quantico. That doesn't mean they don't kick your ass. Anymore info on Marine ocs?

>just sit at home and be a fat little bitch waiting for tyrone to come kill you

No thanks, I'd rather be the one Tyrone is scared of

>I'm a warrior because i do KARATE

Fuck this game. In the scene where you use EBIL WHITE PHOSPHORUS, I saw all the civvies huddled behind the target and, literally thinking that I wouldn't actually release that munition, started looking for other ways around. But there's literally no way to progress in the game unless you push the button, on that target. I actually quit when I realized this was supposed to be the KEY MOMENT in the game and couldn't take it seriously anymore.

You are a colossal arsehole then and everything wrong with Murica
>knows 9/11 was an inside job and Iraq was bullshit
>still happy to go to war on behalf of criminal murdering ZOG

I don't even do karate.

Well if you've already been to college, it's a better move than enlisting. What are you PFT scores right now?

>while they trained, I forged inner strength

Doing my official PFT next Monday.

Just having "served" gives you a valuable one-up against those that haven't, and no one will successfully argue otherwise.

Saying maybe once as I stood on the tank ready to work, and then the tank somehow fixed itself, so fuck it

so you haven't done any on your own?

Not everyone who has put on a uniform is a "hero". Congratulations, you've learned something new today: empty rhetoric is not the same thing as reality. Are you proud of yourself?

Your chain of command isn't doing their job and their tanks don't fucking work. Either that or you're completely clueless about what's going on around you.

I was already in when I figured it out. Not gonna desert and ruin my life cuz some assholes pulled some shit. I like shooting and blowing shit up. It sucked a lot, a lot of the time. But I value the intensity of life and could not stand the mediocrity of college or 9 to 5. And I loved my brothers in arms. I don't care if you don't get it. I would do it again. But I wouldn't re-enlist if I had to do it over again. At some point ya gotta live your own life, at least for me.