Oh look at the time, all hands on deck at Tory Party HQ, right?
Hey you strapping young Conservative boys, tell me just how STRONG and STABLE Mummy May is, how great your uncosted manifesto is, and how it's very important that we institute mass censorship on the internet.
post your twitter and tweet a screenshot of this post to prove it. I don't believe you
Ryan Scott
Friendly reminder Britain is a dead country.
Case in point
Adrian Garcia
this. Been waiting for 3 years now. It doesnt get better.
Ryan Adams
My prediction for this election is the Tories will win a majority; but the big talking point – much like the EU referendum – will be that London is totally out of step with the rest of the country. I think with Corbyn being a London MP, popular amongst the young of which there’s many in London, and the fact Labour’s vote has held up in the capital consistently (see Sadiq Khan winning quite comfortably), we are going to see two election results; London’s and the rest of the UK’s.
even a high youth turnout could be functional irrelevant
Evan Brown
based leaf
Gabriel Russell
Isn't Ashcroft very often on point?
Jackson Butler
Wasn't in that thread but can vouch for a similar experience here.
Met a really cute 19 year old, thought she was quite innocent. Took her out once and she literally rang a dealer on our way to the second bar asking when she could pick up some coke for the weekend like it was nothing. Grilled her on it a little bit and she just said that everyone her age was doing it and couldn't believe I was so surprised. Worse thing was after all this she said her 17 yo sister was even worse than she was. We're totally fucked.
Austin Barnes
It's over for Labour even if they do get an extremely high youth turnout.
Jonathan Wilson
when she full on goes with her awkward stuttering she's pretty funny, shame she hasn't done that during this campaign
Jace Hill
#
My gf got me a happy birthday message from the moggster back in April. His handwriting is terrible but amazing at the same time.
Try writing to him pretending to be student press
Jaxson Campbell
>Stephen Hawking announces he is voting Labour: 'The Tories would be a disaster'
This kinda seems like it all comes from anecdotes?
Nathaniel Evans
disability benefits
Nathan Williams
In terms of pure numbers tho it would still be a huge improvement
Lucas Gomez
>A Brit/pol/ exclusive interview with Mogg
One can only dream.
James King
>inb4 Telegraph claim Russians hacked his text-to-speech software
David Howard
Will are Dehenna be elected?
Anecdotes from an insider who talks to labour candidates and campaigners who see canvassing. In 2015 the same place saw the polls being off vs canvassing early too.
Grayson Jones
Cap this
Abbot is going to step down for health reasons very soon.
Hunter Stewart
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Nathaniel Nelson
Pure numbers mean nothing in FPTP. In 2005 Labour got 35% and a majority of 39. This election could go 45-35 to the tories and it'd be a tory majority of 80+
Ayden Allen
Tories stopped his bennies. Said he was fit for work.
Cooper Kelly
>slovak
empire 2 soon
Julian King
niggeritis
Cameron Reyes
Fuck old people and anyone who doesn't live in London then.
Dylan Walker
Dyscalculia?
Nolan Wood
is that in a fucking mosque?
Sebastian Kelly
That's why FPTP sucks
Lincoln Ramirez
we had this last night
Daniel Russell
being thick as pig shit is not a health issue
Ryan Bell
Tears are already starting
Sebastian Flores
That's it. Britain is dead. Gone. Never coming back. The ol' girl had a good run, but to try and reverse this would be futile necromancy. It takes a true patriot to admit this. God save the Queen.
Xavier Campbell
>Said he was fit for work. >best selling author >research scientist almonds: activated [X] unactivated [ ]
Ryder Wright
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Eli Jackson
>Fuck old people and anyone who doesn't live in London then. probably exactly what Corbyn was thinking when he put forth the garden tax
Henry Johnson
Sounds credible
Benjamin Williams
>Theresa May: "Fuck the poor and disabled, who needs them anyway?" What was she thinking when she said this during the debate?
Nathaniel Hall
Isn`t that like, opening a window or something? Fuck jihadis, if they come after me here, I`ll hide in the jungle and throw shit at them.
Connor Allen
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Ryan Morales
she's already been locked away from her WH appearance today for 'health reasons'
Tyler Clark
got a Sup Forums tab open already thanks
Jacob Flores
Are you the same user that informed us about the election the night before?
David Ramirez
Seriously lads. Will a 22 year old tory take Blair's old seat
Adrian Barnes
"I can't believe Welsh still exist"
Why did May say this?
Grayson Long
That happened?
Alexander Rogers
Yeah, it's archived somewhere. Guy gave the exact date and time If I remember correctly.
Dominic Jackson
She only wants newspeak, any other language would get in the way.
Isaiah Russell
chortled
Kayden Jenkins
...
Michael Cox
>Guy gave the exact date and time the amount of predictions people give in this place..
Jace Morales
Nah, if you read the thread you'll see it wasn't random.
Tyler Watson
>ywn fuck louise mensch
why live?
Aiden Green
Something something stopped clock something a day
Luke Bell
dumb frogposter
Benjamin Bell
>Theresa May: "let's pay the communist party to endorse Corbyn to make him look like a communist by association" I mean, come on... It's almost as if she forgot that quantum computers will be able to expose all of her encrypted emails within a few years.
Jace Ward
dumb frogposter
Landon Kelly
Nige brought up an interesting topic here. Rural and seaside towns with police that don't have firearms are more vulnerable to attacks. Apparently stray rounds are an argument against arming the police.
Again, read the thread and you'll see it wasn't just a guess.
It was in the middle of a thread and came out of nowhere, it wasn't a guess. Just find the thread
Colton Clark
Survation split their polls from online and phone, so the changes are related to whichever category it is
Robert Baker
>He doesn't have the holy trinity open at all times pleb
Julian Jones
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Matthew Myers
>This muzzie convert on Sky News right now
Isaac Turner
> Mensch will never claim your penis is a Russian hacking device
Noah Moore
Wow, I didn't think people would be retarded enough to support May. Guess I was wrong.
Dylan Campbell
dumb frogposter
Aaron Ross
...
Owen Hughes
YouGov polls are taken nation wide tho. Can't be happening. I want to believe.
Gabriel Rogers
72 hours until we become a socialist country. How should I spend my time Britpol?
Cameron Ross
...
James James
It's fine, Americans just seem to have some unstoppable attractive force on bullets, so as long as there aren't any around stray bullets shouldn't be a problem. Having said that, I'd rather civilians be allowed to carry arms for self-defense. Lord knows foot patrols aren't coming back, and I hate the thought of having to wait 8 minutes while some fuckers are running around murdering people in the street before my eyes.
Evan Hughes
>webm related
Cooper Phillips
Rank these leftists:
Owen Jones Corbyn Tony Blair Diane Abbott George Galloway John Pilger
Brayden Nelson
all rank shites
Easton Wood
>Owen Jones 0/10
>Corbyn 0/10
>Tony Blair 0/10
>Diane Abbott 0/10
>George Galloway 0/10
>John Pilger 0/10
Kayden Peterson
Emigrate
Nolan Lee
Yes user, Brit/pol/ have a mole right at the very top of British government
Bury as much gold as you can in the field near your house so the Wealth Redistribution Bureau can't get it. 1000 years later some bummer with a metal detector will find it and battle the Antiquities Commission over TREASURE
Dominic Wilson
Read the Labour uncut thing the other user just posted.
Several former Labour MPs who are out canvassing are saying the same, they are getting told that people in the north are not going to vote Labour whilst Corbyn is in charge.
Adrian Ward
No, the division will be educated and uneducated. Similar to brexit
