Do you think if the nig hadn't called Channel 7 that we would have been told it was terror related?
Nicholas Edwards
BASED BARNSY
Adrian Jones
t. butthurt cunt that he got cucked by the superior bcc.
t. butthurt cunt that his chink love interest went for the alpha whiteboi.
pathetic desu.
Jace Parker
At least I'm not a chink cunt.
Luke Moore
i was 90% through making an aus/pol/ thread but this fuckhead came before me and fucked it up, so here's the text of the one i was making:
Normally old fuckhead makes these threads around 4 PM, and since it's now 5 PM I can assume he died in a tragic cock sucking accident. Norwaybot can get fucked since I don't have all day to archive these links.
>George Brandis signals new foreign interference laws as ASIO warns of Chinese donations news.com.au/national/politics/george-brandis-signals-new-foreign-interference-laws-as-asio-warns-of-chinese-donations/news-story/09ac00bf4f9f0017747fe1ad07175ef1 DEPUTY Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has backed making urgent changes to foreign donation laws as Canberra was left reeling from reports of growing Chinese influence on Australia’s two major political parties. His comments come after a joint investigation by ABC’s Four Corners program and Fairfax Media revealed intelligence agency ASIO had warned the Liberal, National and Labor parties two years ago about accepting donations from two high-profile Chinese businessmen in particular. Labor Senator Sam Dastyari has also been thrown into the spotlight for reportedly trying to assist one of the businessmen in attempting to gain Australian citizenship.
>Brighton siege: Melbourne police launch terror probe, investigate if escort was used to lure officers abc.net.au/news/2017-06-06/islamic-state-claims-responsibility-for-brighton-siege/8591540 Khayre was charged and acquitted by a jury over a plot to attack the Holsworthy Army barracks in Sydney in 2009. Commissioner Ashton said Khayre was released on parole late last year after serving jail time for unrelated offences. [They neglect to mention that he was done in 2012 for a home invasion]
did the brighton cunts from last nights thread end up going down there?
Leo Davis
the bcc owns you.
Evan White
You own a 3 incher
Noah Wright
hello to all christians of aus/pol/ please come and stop by this aussie thread i made on /christian/ 8ch net/christian/res/447180
Sebastian Clark
I kek'd at the meth and meth pipe, fucking ice heads ruining this country
Ethan Roberts
Hey AUS cunts, how is Australia ATM? Does it look like Labour/greens have a shot at winning the next generals? God I hope not t. Americunt who can't sleep
Jose Davis
>tfw you want to fuck Aussie Christ chan because you've hit that depth of loneliness
Cameron Bell
>tfw you'll never meet an Australian girl as pure as Christ-chan
Joseph Mitchell
Labour almost won last election but luckily we have enough time for more Australians to become redpilled as more terrorist attacks happen
Eli Jenkins
how do i get a gook fucktoy?
Landon Diaz
ebay
Robert Stewart
Necessary additional story you left out OP:
> Should people on terrorism watch lists be locked up indefinitely?
Finally we can finally round up the Left here in Oz and have them imprisoned indefinitely without process. Awesome.
Who will we get rounded up first?
Australian ABC staff? Assorted academics?
We've been given the go ahead lads: our Australian security services and the executive are helping shape the narrative enabling us to legistlate automatic arrest and imprisonment of our /pol's enemies whom we can anonomously meme onto THE LIST:
Australian military's at-arms-length spokesman, Jim Molan, is helping us create the legal system necessary for purging this country of the traitorous Left. Our meme magic will ensure we get corrupt members of the establishment guilty of un-Australian activities on The List for rounding up.
We must give our friends in the security services our support to make this happen. We will use this power to have the Left legally imprisoned because if we play our cards right lads, WE WILL BE THE LAW, WE WILL BE THE POLICE.
Justin Morales
If you work and got money, all you need to do is ask.
Gavin Evans
ask where? i don't want to go overseas
Jordan Edwards
>ywn meet an American qt as pure as Christ Chan That is of course if you're an East Coast faggot like me Next generals are in 2 years right, 2019? So would you say the current political climate is trending left ATM?
Lincoln Sanchez
I say we get Tony Jones, his wife Sarah Ferguson, and also Leigh Sales put on the list for indefinite detention.
Also: Anyone in the thread specialised in using the Traveling Salesman problem to optimally use the Australian rail network to deliver them to their final destination via Border Force?
Anthony Williams
Yeah, he posted a couple of webms in an auspol thread. Saw them on the news this morning.
Andrew Nelson
>yfw they use those laws to lock up racist 4channers and op.
Aaron Hughes
GAS THE GOOKS
Brandon Perry
Go to an asian brothel, sometimes if they fancy you, they'll hook up with you outside the brothel
Backpage works too
Ethan Perry
Hey, it would be worth it if it ended up getting ABC staff sent to the future concentration camps planned here.
William Rogers
The Fuck are Burger rings? Why have Burgers not picked up burger rings yet, wtf.
Chase Bennett
>Terrorist attack >Suspect was known to police >Repeated offences >Known as a radical Muslim
Every time. It was the same with the guys in London. Why the fuck are people known to the police to be dangerous extremists allowed on the fucking streets? Why are these people, with stories criminal records. kept in the country?
There should be zero tolerance on Muslims. You show signs of being radicalized, you're gone. You break the law, you're gone.
Cooper Sanchez
GLASS ETHNICS
Hey was there some kind of happening in Australia within the past few days?
How do these deranged indiciduals mysteriously all seem to be out on parole when they commit these acts? Is it the work of (((them)))?
Josiah Mitchell
The reason why cops don't arrest them is because they'll just get slapped with racial profiling or some other non sense
Nicholas Wood
>So would you say the current political climate is trending left ATM? Not in Australia, a lot of people here hate muslims and africans because of the crime they commit here as well as people are claiming Islam to be a violent religion
Brody Brooks
STRONGER GUN LAWS IN QLD AND THE REST OF AUSTRALIAN WHEN?
Cooper Wood
Who would user get from the Left put on the list for indefinite detention? We can meme magic this future together user.
Connor Bell
Because it's against the law. Even if they show signs of being radicalized, the police can't detain them or charge them with anything if they haven't actually broken any laws. The best they can do is keep tabs on them.
Josiah White
No we might not have heard it. They have foiled many plots. This dumb fuck just had his bomb go off so he was fucked
Carter Ramirez
>should terror suspects be held No, they should be kicked out of the country, and their families as well. Good riddance. We gave you the chance to live in of the most peaceful and safest countries on the planet and this is how you repay us? No, get the fuck out.
Landon Richardson
I will invade Australia and to insure victory I will ally myself with the Emus, if Australian gun laws get tighter.
Kayden Allen
Unfortunately that is not going to happen, Labor will win the next election. Australia is beyond the point of no-return anyway, we are in a similar situation to Britain in regards to politics.
Alexander Gomez
But with the proposals being discussed for automatic roundup of people being put on "the list" we have the tool finally necessary to purge them all.
Slowly left if not standing still. Labour/Greens have taken Queensland, victoria and WA but the incompetent fucks cant quite grab federal yet because everyone remembers how shit they are nationally.
With immigration and indoctrination its only a matter of time before the Libs dissappear.
Jack Jenkins
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Robert Miller
>fell for the 'get a degree' meme >6 years on and still no degree >bunch of HECS debt >lost all motivation >working class friends from high school disowned me >life feels pointless >suicide looming >never felt more alone in my life
None of my reaction images match how I feel right now. The bitter cold isn't helping either.
Jayden Brooks
sm h.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/the-arms-race-for-queensland-how-sunshine-state-will-decide-next-government-20170601-gwi8a3.html
It's up to QLD
Jace Stewart
There fucking awesome mate, try some on a buttered sandwich sometime.
Best shit.
Luis Gonzalez
How the fuck did they take QLD? I thought it was your equivalent to Texas?
>libs will disappear You're talking about the small party right?
Xavier Hall
get a gook fucktoy
Parker Perez
Insanity, same as everywhere else >intelligence agency chief tells Pauline Hanson (local literally Trump) that there is no connection between refugees and terrorism >6 days later a Somali refugee nigger muslim who was on a terrorist watch list AND on bail does a terrorist attack but due to nigger ineptitude only gets one person apart from himself killed and 3 coppers injured
Also we've just gotten news that both major parties have been receiving heaps of donations from China so the normie trust in the major parties is at an all time low. Maybe One Nation could get more power next election but its anyone's guess what will actually happen since we've got a pretty bad commie infestation.
Jack Diaz
>>bunch of HECS debt
The plans afoot would have those people automatically on the List for roundup.
That and being a feminist.
Angel Brown
Livestream your suicide faggot.
Isaac Powell
That's why the laws need to change.
Aaron Russell
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Lincoln Fisher
you're in good hands m8
Angel Price
You should only do it if you have a massive cock for psyop purposes
Blake Morgan
Why have you been studying for 6 years without a degree?
Jaxson Sanders
>No, they should be kicked out of the country, and their families as well. Good riddance. We gave you the chance to live in of the most peaceful and safest countries on the planet and this is how you repay us? No, get the fuck out.
Your missing the point. We have the rail system in Australia to transport them to their "final destination".
Surely ASIO has a long game in plan with the move to get automatic detention. Its beautiful as a thin edge of the wedge: they know the time is ripe and are pushing this agenda NOW.
Juan Richardson
>Also: Anyone in the thread specialised in using the Traveling Salesman problem to optimally use the Australian rail network to deliver them to their final destination via Border Force? It's not like there's much to optimise when the rail network here isn't that complex in the first place. You would probably be rounding up 95% of them with a straight route up the East coast anyway.
Jayden Ross
>still no degree >after 6 years you gotta be pretty silly to not finish a degree in that time, did you just smoke weed the entire time and not show up?
Charles Jones
The point is, it doesn't matter if Liberal or Labor get elected, they are the same thing at this point one is just slightly left leaning, it would take a miracle for a nationalist anti-immigration party to get elected because everyone here believes the media which have been running smear campaigns to discredit anything that is against the status-quo.
There is no hope and it's only going to get worse.
Joshua Miller
>How the fuck did they take QLD? State and Federal are two different things.
Liam Bell
>major parties getting chink shekels Holy shit that's huge. Have you guys tried memeing the political landscape of Australia, or is social media not that big down there? As gay as it sounds, we honestly did have some degree of effect on the political leandsvape in the US by humiliating certain candidates online
Ayden Rivera
just embrace neetdom my friend
Easton Diaz
>It's not like there's much to optimise when the rail network here isn't that complex in the first place. >You would probably be rounding up 95% of them with a straight route up the East coast anyway.
So would military helicopters dropping them out to sea be more cost effective. I know we have no volcanoes to drop them in, unlike South America.
Thoughts?
Thomas Barnes
>6 years >no degree What kind of a dumbass are you?
Jonathan Smith
Giving the government the power to detain people (indefinitely?) for no reason other than suspicion doesn't seem like a fantastic idea. Very slippery slope that one, especially when you have no idea how the cunts in power in 10 years time will use that power. It's only a hop skip and a jump to rounding up political dissidents and locking them away at that point
Thomas Cooper
I should just move to Tassie and not give a fuck.
Fuck Melbourne
Andrew Harris
Sam Dastyari can be deported to Iran. His Dad is an Iranian citizen so he automatically gets it and it's a bitch to revoke.
DEPORT!
Sebastian Long
Wanna meet up for a beer mate?
Blake Morales
>>Australia is falling behind when it comes to digital and technological skills >archive.is/IFt8f#selection-1288.0-1288.3 Hurr lets import more shitskins to take graduate IT/tech jobs from Aussie grads.
Brandon Bailey
Not much happening in Tassie.
Bentley Turner
Doesn't matter because foreign political donations are actually legal here. We share these progressive rule with a bunch of third world shitholes because no other western country is retarded enough to actually allow this shit openly.
Colton Rogers
Australia is ripe for it. Sup Forums could definitely meme bomb Australia during election and just the fact that they are getting memed would redpill the fuck out of so many
Invest in Bitcoin and cryptos faggot. You will be in lambo land in a year. Trust me. Look into it.
Tyler Garcia
That's why it's good.
Henry Diaz
Lnp is a coalition between the liberal and national parties to take power over both areas that they win, the nationals leader Barnaby Joyce sits at second position to Malcolm Turnbull in discussions about party measures.
Nathan Hill
Have you tried going into a Centrelink office and screaming "give me me fucking dole, ya cunts" until they do it for you?
Lucas Rivera
You should try going after the youth, the cunts in highschool that'll be able to vote in the next generals
Landon Price
We need one of the electoral platforms to be based on "indefinite detention" to their final destination 50km offshore in shark infested waters.
Landon Turner
You're in the club fingering hex when these 2 slap your ass and tell you "taxation is theft". what do?
Luke Parker
>believing anything Dan 'the scam' Andrews.
Melbourne truly deserves the plague of muzzies.
Hunter James
>Falling for the crypto scam Surely you're not this retarded?
Gavin Johnson
Glass the both of them.
Ian Ward
"Your performance on QANDA last night was shit mate, fuck off you soft cocked poofter."
Then call Hex a slut and tell her get some self-respect.
Sebastian Taylor
If we could get the same shitposting speed as last nights QandA thread which went over 1100 posts, we could definitely dominate the normalfag sphere.
Jason Gray
That was a happening qanda, it's very rare that it occurs. >in Australia
Levi Ramirez
What's Aussie normies posting like?
Also when are the generals? 2019 right?
Josiah Taylor
never give up hope user - especially during such an exciting time btw was your dad a firefighter?
Lincoln Green
>tfw been on the dole for 5 years now and want off When you are on the dole, you are the governments bitch I'm thinking of running away to some isolated area of Australia where I will live out the rest of my living days happily away from all cunts and government
Ian Bailey
Enjoy staying poor wageslave
Jaxon White
>So would military helicopters dropping them out to sea be more cost effective. Nah, then you'd have rotting dindus washing up on your beaches for months to come
My choice would be load them all onto ships and dump them on a nice desolate island - after coming all the way here from the other side of the world, the least we can do is give them the chance to give them a taste of Australian history by letting them experience what it was like to be on the first fleet.
Easton Hall
Gotta find a way to harness raw autism.
Aussie normies vary from full blown communism to civic nationalism. Most people are apolitical it seems. This is how full retard tier major parties get elected over and over again and will probably happen in 2019 again.