Alright pol, buckle up--we've found evidence of an intelligent, extraterrestrial species.
I can't give too much information as this is meant to be the single most controlled piece of information since the Manhattan project.
The e.t. species initially used extremely powerful radiation emitters to broadcast a signal into space that we initially picked up as an "impossibly hot planet". In recent hours, however, it has been noted that these signals seem to be changing in controlled patterns.
Of course, these signals are from many years ago, due to the planet's distance, but the ability to so completely change the stellar appearance of their planet leads us to believe that they might have survived.
We hope Trump will come through for us when we begin research in coming months.
You're welcome.
Chase Reed
Nice larping mein fuhrer, also sage
Carter Cooper
Bump
Matthew Price
Ayy
Justin Gomez
comfy early morning day off larp thread?
I'm in OP
>bump
James Adams
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Jaxson Miller
This is true. But calm your tits, it won't change nothing in geo-politics.
Trump also signed and agreed to pour more resources to colonize other planets using ufo tech.
Nathaniel Nguyen
B.S. it has long been proved that ET does not use radio, rather nonlocal consciousness, hence the Fermi paradox resolves rather obviously
Jaxson Collins
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Levi Ramirez
More specifics or get tf out. Why even post if you "can't give too much information"? Pretty convenient.
Camden Hughes
Is this about the Jupiter-like planet that's hotter than most stars?
Brandon Martinez
Research all you want, do not allow them to migrate here.
Luis Collins
survived what?
Camden Carter
>powerful radiation emitters >"impossibly hot planet" >signals seem to be changing in controlled patterns
its called a star you nigger
Jace Stewart
More info plz or GTFO. We need atleast one detail that is undeniable...
Brody Thomas
why do mods allow these shit threads this is faggotry for Sup Forums
Liam Nguyen
fake and gay
Aiden Cook
They're generally called super-jupiters or "failed stars", but a super-jupiter that's fluctuating in energy only means three things:
1: the energy is being obstructed by passing objects, i.e. asteroids, comets, etc.
2: The super-jupiter may be in the process of developing into a star
3: ayyliums
Hudson Kelly
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Josiah Hall
Even if you turn off your trip, you're still a faggot, frank.
Dylan Taylor
when was this card game made?
Liam Rodriguez
>but the ability to so completely change the stellar appearance of their planet leads us to believe that they might have survived.
they're dead by now, and it will turn out to have been us in the future
Jayden Morgan
>I can't give too much information
Saged and reported.
Jeremiah Green
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Thomas Brown
fucking larpers, here a (you)
Alexander Thompson
Why do (((they))) want to hide aliens from us so bad? How does it benefit them?
Do they think we couldn't handle the news or something?
Luke Garcia
>The super-jupiter may be in the process of developing into a star What is thermonuclear fusion
also /larp/ board when? sage
Adrian Edwards
If it's in a bed of hydrogen, it can pick up enough mass to kickstart nuclear fusion
delete your account
Aaron Thomas
>actually believing in aliens
like do you really think extraterrestrial beings that have harnessed intergalactic travel, and probably benevolence and consciousness that we humans could barely even grasp let alone harness would make contact with our fucking idiotic governments fighting over non-renewable resources and imaginary land borders?
aliens aren't real. fucking retarded thread
sage
Ian Fisher
It isn't picking up mass, it's losing mass due to it's close proximity to a fucking star
are you people serious? sage
Jonathan Cook
fug off space neggers we're full
Sebastian Jenkins
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Jason Mitchell
>intergalactic
What if they live in this galaxy too, you fuckwit?
Xavier Gonzalez
i dont believe op of course but the universe is vast.
it is at least possible that we could pick up a similar civilisations transmission.
its an infinitesimally remote chance that we would find them but there is bound to be such a planet somewhere
Juan Roberts
OP posts later to say it was us after we bombed ourselves
you're not very original OP
Gavin White
>Trump also signed and agreed to pour more resources to colonize other planets using ufo tech. Source?
Ayden Green
>this is meant to be the single most controlled piece of information since the Manhattan project.
One of the arguments the UFO larpers make that always seems dodgy is that the government of some other shady group in charge would want to keep the existence of aliens a secret. Why? The old argument that society would collapse because of religion and whatnot seems especially dated these days. Unless you're arguing aliens are here now and sharing advanced tech with elites or aliens are about to invade and kill us all what use would hiding such information possibly serve?
Thomas Hughes
Doubt. Give more information. Also give a reason why I should believe you.
I want to meet xenos.
Jack Allen
Enough people would panic that it would cause some big problems. It's not how many people chimpout necessarily, but how hard they chimpout.
