War Machine sentenced to 36 years to life in prison

>find out your gf is cheating on you
>rough her up a little bit
>36 years in prison by female judge

thoughts?

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probably should have just killed her, might have gotten the same time or less with parole

>I do alpha male
He will be a good fuckboi in the prison

>sentenced to 36 years to life in prison

Good.

Didn't he almost kill her and rape her in the process of all of this?

Granted he was a fucking cuck for dating a pornstar in the first place and then expecting a pornstar to be faithful.

Dude's a retarded piece of shit like most fuckbois.

JUST

>rough her up a little bit
youre such a useless faggot. give me your mums address i'll "rough her up a little bit", dombass

Another shitskin off the streets.

Good riddance.

Battle Apparatus BTFO

everyone got what they deserved.

>Well meme'D

>gf is a pornstar

>Koppenhaver claimed to be a changed person now, saying he found God after reading two books by author Lee Strobel that used history and science to prove "Jesus is real."

Fucking Based. I hope he gets out.

I wonder if they have him fight underground cage fights in prison.

>yfw Sup Forums caused all of this
>yfw Sup Forums is the reason conflict object will die in prison

lmao

>pornstar
>cheating
really makes me stop thinking

Doing porn aint cheating

should have had a kiker lawyer

>Using language associated with the Men’s Rights Movement, he implores his brother to “keep alpha male shit alive.” He tells his friends he loves them, writing “may my strength be with you.”

>War Machine signed off with another quote from Nietzsche, “verily, I often laugh at the weaklings who think themselves good because they have no claws.”

FREE WAR MACHINE!!

SEND ME YOUR STRENGTH, BROTHER!!

Reminds me of this.
I chuckle every time.

This

I remember those threads. Good times.

That faggot even failed at killing himself.

Holy fuck that's amazing

Also >checked

wouldnt an mma fighter be labeled as a weapon like someone with a blackbelt in martial arts?
if so, then thats probably why the sentence is so heavy

>The oppression of MEN is worse than oppression of Jews in Nazi germany, worse than the slavery of Blacks in early America... I'm not exaggerating either.


SO TRUE!!!!

>rough her up a little bit

I'd like to rough you up a little bit.

...

>porn star
>cheating on you

So the REC button wasn't pressed?

Doubtful. He's not a stable person.

if you get your feelings hurt by a woman so much that you hit them then you're a fucking loooooser

he deserves to rot in prison. Degenerate wet back

>So dumb he doesnt realize there are other hotter pornotier ladies who fuck other men for money that he can get jealous over
>goes to prison for rest of his life
>fucks guys now

Hahaha.

Definitely a net loss scenario.

Its heavy because the madman turned down like 3 plea deals. He couldve gotten out in a decade or so but hes pretty suicidal at this point

>I do alpha male
lol gay

>36 fucking years

she liked it

>find out your gf is cheating on you
>rough her up a little bit

He kidnapped, sexually assaulted and beat his ex-girlfriend.
So only your last implication might be true.

Instead of mine, here are his own thoughts:

>Koppenhaver said anxiety and depression were to blame for his behavior, but claims he has changed since finding God in prison. “Not a day goes by that I don’t seriously regret all those things that I did. I was a very, very lost, very empty person,” Koppenhaver added in his statement. “And to top it off, something’s not right with my head. Plain and simple. I’ve known that a long time and I’ve hated it. I’ve hated the way that I think. I’ve hated my impulses. Half the time, I don’t know why I do some the things I do. And some of the times I do things and I don’t even feel like I did them until it’s already done.”

Also:
>Koppenhaver, 35, will be eligible for parole when he is 71. “I should have killed myself by now. There’s no reason right now that I shouldn’t be in the dirt right now laying next to Aaron Hernandez. That’s 100% true,” Koppenhaver said in his statement. Hernandez, the former NFL star, killed himself in prison in April while serving a life sentence for murder.

>gf is a pornstar
>other men are literally paid to fuck her
Alpha cuck.

>“I should have killed myself by now. There’s no reason right now that I shouldn’t be in the dirt right now laying next to Aaron Hernandez. That’s 100% true,”
10 bucks says he is dead within 24 hours.

shouldnt war machine be sent to fight isis?

Even after getting rough up the bitch whore is still making duck faces

Rollo gets it... he loves killing muzzies

Fell asleep last night with a Rogan podcast talking about getting fucked in the head through fight sports and nfl ect. with Sam Harris.

So it's either you're right, or some poor sod in prison is gonna get a beating because someone told him he's Sup Forums.

>turbonorlmalfag getting put in a cage
Sweet.

youtube.com/watch?v=sio3gH8qEQY

I find this video amazing for many reasons. Seems like War Machine was a cunt hair short of killing some quick mart clerk over a slurpee.

He destroyed one of my favorite pornstars. Fuck him.

Oh and he looks like a prison lesbian now for some reason?

>dating a girl who's a literal whore
>surprised when she fucks another man for money on camera
>cheating whore!
He's even more beta than I and I haven't had sex with a woman in over 3 years

PJW used to date a Chinese woman. You can tell by his face somehow.

fpbp, also could have tried hiding the body to get off scot-free.
It's like a burglar, you either kill him or you let him steal all your shit, everything in between only fucks you over more.

>Having a favorite porn "star"
>Being upset that she got beat up

who fucking cares. stop posting this shit tier story. they should both be gassed

>>Tats

Seems like those Germanic genes in him only amplified the Aztec human sacrifice side of him. For some reason violent races become even more violent with a dose of white in them. Look at African Americans.

>10/10 body
>fuck it up with a bunch of shitty tattoos
dumb cunt.

Woow
>Joe Rogan after a week of crack.
>Nah, would be caveman-coffee, not Slurpee.

>dating a porn star
>chimping out when she "cheats" on you

Not only a cuck, but a first-class dumbass as well.

America YES!

exactly

...

the punishment is too hard
too hard

>wouldnt an mma fighter be labeled as a weapon like someone with a blackbelt in martial arts?

This is a total myth

reminder that he also tried to rape her after she was beaten but couldn't get hard

He probably would've been better off at a psych ward getting proper treatment. Putting them into a prison with other violent offenders might just turn him into some gang leader or something. The guy only knows violence, he's got nothing to lose, and he's in prison until he's 70. Why wouldn't he go full berserk or just kill himself?

What race is this mud? Latino?

In the US it's assault with a deadly weapon of you are a pro fighter

Domestic violence laws are fucked up.
>oh you hit someone? okay that's a few months in jail. wait she was your wife? that's 100000 years in jail

I love how some user back then commented on the incident by saying: "Technically they were both just doing their jobs."

why didn't he beat up the man she was cheating on him with as well

>tfw no more Christy Mack
The real tragedy here

da fuck

This.

>gang leader
Nah. Enforcer more likely.

Given that she's a whore...
How could you go to prison for screwing somebody with no soul?

Holy shit 36 (!) years for such a nothing. Fucking whore, someone kill that bitch for being a whore.

2-3 years would be absolutely okay.

Manlets on steroids aren't know for being angry people or anything. How shocking.

>dating a pornstar
>be surprised she's cheating on you

You asked for this.

Good. Fuck degenerate woman beaters.

Is it true she got battered about the ring?

Not likely. No matter if you dislike the guy, he's pretty alpha and is mentally unstable.
A lot of fighting in prison for his part, might get shanked or just become an active gang member to avoid getting killed.

what race is this shitskin?

Jesus Christ, is this guy actually retarded?

>boohoo I can't watch other guys fuck this girl I like
kill yourself cuck

Not white, not in his own country race

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

>what race is this shitskin?
Definitely part spic.

...

It really isn't. Get off Sup Forums and go read some self defense/lethal force law.

He's a spic.

Based judge. This should be the standard sentence for such violent acts.

German and Mexican

i like the twist at the end.

At that point, he should have just killed her. Better that they both go down than that cunt gets to live.

>his country punished him for killing anyone who steps onto his property uninvited
Fucking lmao

witnessed

The judge should be sent to prison as well, imagine the costs to society she is causing sending good tax paying men to prison for nothing

>date a porn star
>get mad when she sleeps with someone else

The retard was given not one but two plea deals and refused both.
He's a double-digit IQ waste of space, the definition of a mindless brute.

fucking lol