PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - OH NO THAT SUCK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump announces Air Traffic Control reform 6/5/17
youtu.be/w_4OAfO7rvg
>VP Pence w/women entrepreneurs 6/5/17
youtu.be/IPc65OtkMLI
>UN Amb Haley adopts UNSC Res 2356 on Best Corea 6/5/17
youtu.be/JUCtwcXks_Y
>Pres Trump @ Fords Theatre 6/4/17
youtu.be/AxBV46XfArU
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #19 6/2/17
youtu.be/LXo3uyAS13A
>Pres Trump signs some bills for protecting LEOs 6/2/17
youtu.be/NhFGCOtFlJs
>Pres Trump puts America First 6/2/17
youtu.be/j_KUyYE4dPU
>VP Pence on F&F 6/2/17
youtu.be/F2zavIBSxOo
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>WHAT DOES COVFEFE MEAN
youtu.be/OPR11lhXwlI
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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>OH NO THAT SUCK
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uh hey guys did you know doing calculus in excel boosts your IQ 20 points? Brainforce Shills btfo!

Interesting, I just wish they'd stop spending money on it while we should be focused on deporting more spics and slimes.

>more prosecutions and tougher sentences are bad!
>criminals are innocent and shouldn't be charged.

good work man did you use your MATHS to keep them out

Post Russian things to trigger the anti-Russian shills.
Triumph's thunder louder, higher!
Russian pride is running high!
Russia's glory sparkles brighter!
We have humbled Moslem might.

Hail to you for this, o Catherine!
Gentle mother to us all!

Danube's swiftly flowing waters
Are at last in our firm hands;
Caucasus respects our prowess,
Russia rules Crimean lands.

Turkish-Tatar hordes no longer
May disturb our calm domain.
Proud Selim won't be the stronger
evermore, as Crescent wanes.

Groans by Ishmael repeated
'Round the world are heard perforce.
Envy, enmity — defeated! —
Turn to poison at the source.

Make the most of every triumph —
For our foes it's time to see:
Russia reaches farther-higher
Over mountain peaks and seas.

Brilliant Empress, gaze at visions,
And behold, a woman great:
In your thoughts and your decisions
As one soul we all partake.

Look at grand cathedrals' splendor,
Contemplate our strength and grace;
See your subjects' hearts surrender
To rejoice before your face!

>the anti-Sessions narrative has started I see

Done. Won't be here for next, meeting In an hour or so. Need new baker

TWO

wtf i love Portugal now

kek

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FUCKING

cnn was pushing this bs story hard last night.

But Sessions sucks, guys, he doesn't do anything! All he cares about it drugs!

>refugees refuse refuge
really makes me think that they might not actually be refugees

NEW BAKER NEEDED

OP IS GONE

Best of luck, my friend.

Corea?

How is the real estate in Portugal? In Lisbon?
I could see myself eating grilled fish in the port while France gets attacked again

does portugues cuisine suck that much?

Have the leftist muslim cocksucker mods deleted any other threads yet?

FUCKING!!!!

>tfw too intelligent for MATH

Hmm, I wonder which states...

SCOOPS!?!?!?!

MUSLIM

SCOOOOOPS

What is this hot new meme? Do I need to go back and read last thread?

They go in cycles so lefturds remain hooked.

Kushner -> Bannon -> Sessions -> Flynn -> Kushner

sources say

What hard-done by souls, they'd sooner starve than settle down in a safe but not-so-luxurious country. It's almost like they fled for comfort and not safety...

>sean spicer will be fired today as he gives the presser
>yfw

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But how good is the food?

How many times has he been fired again?

No, he won't. Dumb cunt.

You guys have seen nothing. The poor blokes that fell for the "immigrate to Portugal" meme are fleeing for their lives and stuck in a fate worse than death: our government, bought by European obligations, actually issue arrest warrants for them to drag them back to Portugal kek.

They then get settled in small villages all across the country on a family by family basis so they form no community. Places that even portuguese are fleeing from because there is fucking nothing.

No wonder we took 12 hundred and 4 hundred fled already. I don't think they felt too welcome haha.

Kek. Jeff hasn't even done anything wrong

He would get a promotion if anything.
To communications director.

10 times, just like everyone in the Trump administration.

I dont think somalis do food only starvation.

some anarchists thought he was a genius because he can do calculus

>putting Bannon on the same list as these globalist cucks
Yea Sessions is awesome. I love wasting billions on arresting harmless potheads after voting for Trump specifically for his prudence with money.

Awoo?

Poster from last thread

>Anybody that calls themselves a Trump voter is below retarded. At least I can do calculus and linear regressions without excel. Most of you dumbass Trumpclaps have the IQ of fucking dukes mayonnaise.

>Allows the special prosecutor

>everyone tunes in
true

Hasn't Trump negatively criticized Sessions in public on multiple occasions?

Why does nothing like this happen in Canada?

>Yea Sessions is awesome. I love wasting billions on arresting harmless potheads after voting for Trump specifically for his prudence with money.
hahahahaha you actually thought trump would appoint an attorney general that would end the drug war and decriminalize marijuana

I was always horrible at math. Must be because I'm a rural and suburban retard.

>You will always be Iberian
Feels good, man

If he recused himself from that case, he couldn't really say anything about the special counsel.

I have no idea what your dick sucker is popping off over friend

>Jeff hasn't even done anything.
FTFY

The MSM is going nuts over this Comey testimony. Even Fox is giving it "special coverage" on Thursday. Do you think they know the Russia narrative will continue to be BTFO'd during it?

That was Rod Rosenstein, retard.

>anyone in the Trump Administration breathes out of the norm
>MSM: MY GOD IT'S OVER. TRUMP CAN'T EVEN MAINTAIN A FUNCTIONING ADMINISTRATION. LOOK AT ALL THE DISSENT!

> How is the real estate in Portugal? In Lisbon?
Very good, specially for French as you guys have mad tax benefits for settling here. Check with your accountant or lawyer, good investment opportunities.

> I could see myself eating grilled fish in the port while France gets attacked again
Portugal is best in June, July and September. Skip August, everything is expensive and crowded.

It's not th cuisine that makes them feel unwelcome. Pic related is the actual flag of one of our main cities. Disdain for moors is in our DNA

Because they've already won.

>thought he was a genius because he can do calculus
>Anarchist
>Genius

refuges * suffering = Portugal

nice

Might have a snackbar in progress

>picking and choosing what laws to enforce
shiggydiggy
if your state made it legal they would stop enforcement of federal weed laws blame your state

Canada has already surrendered.

>the sessions shills who unironically LIKE the drug war

>drug war
What does that have to do with marijuana? It's not the 60s anymore, grandpa.

Well... at least it looks like the Portuguese are saved

Not so fast, moor. Your people could have oppressed the Dutch some more.

can you trust someone with a fucking fight club avatar?

dukes mayonnaise doesn't have to be smart, it's delicious.

OH GOD THEY'RE GONNA BOMB THE CATHEDRAL!

Everyone is dead man walking to the media. IMPEACH FIRE CHAOS!!! REEEEE

No. Not at all. I am even confident enough to say never.

You can always link if you think that's the case. i don't think so.

Not so fast Spaniard. You guys didn't even finish removing the original kebab, your clay is packed full of morrocans.

>Check with your accountant or lawyer,
>Most anyone here has an accountant or lawyer

Yes, zerohedge is based.

i dont like the drug war but i think we should enforce the laws on the books
that is what law enforcement is
if you wanna change the law change the law
i dont like the back channel way of changing enforcement

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>not knowing zerohedge

Are you ready to die, Drumfpfkins?

Canada has the answer to terrorism. If only the U.K. and the rest of the bigots would learn how to do it the right way.

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>Most anyone here has an accountant or lawyer
You save more money than you spend on professional money hiding and money saving services user. Learn to be rich or at least strive to be one.

remember when they made a big deal about the email investigation? They had 10x as much evidence so clearly they had all these timers and countdowns, right?


>RIGHT?

Awoo!

That's depressing. I see the demoralization tactic is working nicely.

The greatest mistake of Spain was not exterminating the eternal toothpaste. Now it's too late.

>What does that have to do with marijuana? It's not the 60s anymore, grandpa.
grandpa sessions and trump don't give a shit about your weed and lump it in with everything else

you voted for a teetotaler thinking he would decriminalize marijuana lol

Are you ready to be eternally BTFO shill?

they'll do and say anything to deflect the heat they're getting

well also the rape babies

If only the leading law enforcement agent could make a recommendation to the legislature based on his experiences. Instead, he basically called marijuana "the devil's drug" in his tough-on-drugs speech.

ITS

HAPPENING

Good thing I'm unironically both

We have to range ban Canada.

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It's degenerate. Let's be honest, 90% of the nig nogs who get locked up for drugs would be locked up for armed robbery, grand theft auto, or shooting someone anyway.
They're right that there are disproportionate number of colored folks being locked up, but look at the stats. They're animals.