Alt-Christianity General

Rejoice children of God! Alt-Christianity is here.

This Roman Catholic proudly identifies himself as an alt-christian.

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First we conquer the Churches, then we conquer the world.

Let the reconquista begin. Destroy liberal, feminist and socialist Christianity.

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Both theologically and morally, Alt-Christianity is traditionalist and right-leaning. It is also more focused on shared morality and mere-Christianity than on denominational differences. However, Progressive-Christianity, Liberal-Christianity, and Feminist-Christianity are not Alt-Christianity.

Something must be done to stop the Jews

>alt-christianity
Jews, all of you.

Fuck off communist scum

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MOAR

The font and color scheme is GREAT, very well designed desu

Jews are killers of God. Yet at the same time Jews were forefront against Satan for thousands of years. There are good Jews (Conservative), just as there are bad Jews (Marxist, Occultist,..)

>communist
>spreading colaborator propaganda
what a sad retard

>b-b but not Jesus, he was a good Jew.

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Your religion was literally created by a jew

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Christians are cucks and are destroying our country. NSi is a merkel clone, SLS is now run by jews and SDS is the EU lapdog.
Fuck off, you are destroying us.

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So no arguments?

but love your enemy and stuff

AUgustus and Julius Caesar were pro Judiasm. I cant take any of you very seriously and neither can anybody else so I'm just going to relax sorry bro

Do you remember story of a good samaritian?
Also, it means to remember that we are all humans. So ultimate goal of war should be peace.

>Neitsche
DEBASE MYSELF
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>pagan
kek, come on now, this is a board of peace and harmony, not otherwordly alien beliefs.

I will fucking cut your throat if I ever see you

Its not accurate unless you account for the jews separately

>Alt-Christianity is here.

It's called Gnosticism and has been around longer than Christianity Proper.

I don't go to eightchn and I've heard about that accusation towards catholics before but I post that bc the iformation is accurate.

the dishonest of that pic is baffling

I don't know if you're baiting or using bait unironically

>unless you account for the jews separately
Jews are colored blue in that pie chart.

Found the lowlife gypsy.
Also
>cut
>a cop
kek, I get 3 years vacation paid by your taxes if I do get a deep wound.

>baiting or using bait unironically
meh, posting random stuff from my folder, this is an image board after all.

You need to ask if they're jewish you dumb goy

>I get 3 years vacation paid by your taxes

Internet hooligan weakling confirmed.

Come on, tell me where you are from. I'll gladly be paying you.

So orthodoxy?

so it's posting bait unironically
you're not very smart are you

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>ask if they're jewish
>not religious
Come on now, this was a religion chart, not ethnic, if oyu got it post it, about 70% are whites.

kek you think it's not like that? What a pathetic excuse for a slav.

Not even looking at what I'm posting, it's mostly a random pick you dullard.

Thanks. Give me quotes so i can make more.

He wasn't jewish though, he was from Galilee, Goy land. Why do you think they had him crucified?

Anons post this one alot

>wasn't jewish though
He was a jewisch preacher and the "fortold" messiah from the old testament. Also Galilee was part of Judea then and still is part of Israel. He was crucified for defying the jews.

Are you one of the new "Alt-Right" faggots from Koper? I'd be careful if I was you. Slovenia is small and you're pushing a lot of buttons.

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>new "Alt-Right" faggots from Koper
What? Sauce on that one.
>pushing a lot of buttons
Oy vey, going to get violent you mongrel? And I tought bosniaks were the problematic ones, seems you serbs are far worse.

Here's another

>303 votes
>out of the 1200+ pol visitors

Get a bigger pol then faggot.

He wa the messiah alright, but because he was a goyim the Jews could not accept he was THE Messiah, because their rule would come to an end. Galilee was the portion of Israel dedicated to goyim an goyim alone, a ghetto, segregated from the rest.

These are the most quoted by the church fathers and it's from Apostle Paul which is good for people calling him a "Kike." Because he was a good Jew
1 Thessalonians 2:14-16 For ye, brethren, became followers of the churches of God which in Judaea are in Christ Jesus: for ye also have suffered like things of your own countrymen, even as they have of the Jews: Who both killed the Lord Jesus, and their own prophets, and have persecuted us; and they please not God, and are contrary to all men:Forbidding us to speak to the Gentiles that they might be saved, to fill up their sins alway: for the wrath is come upon them to the uttermost.

Titus 1:10-11
For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:Whose mouths must be stopped, who subvert whole houses, teaching things which they ought not, for filthy lucre's sake.

Alt-Christianity is a fucking horrible name.

>dedicated to goyim an goyim alone, a ghetto, segregated from the rest
Sauce?
No shit they didn't accept him as a messiah, he was undermining them. Before that he was a jew by blood and religion.

This has been in vogue for a while in Southern France.

I appreciate the hard work senpai thanks

dont be mad you arent a comfy enlightened alt-christ leaf

Well,Jesus is the only way to get to the father,to salvation
f this "alt" Christianity is of any good,you would agree with me here

One Face of Christian Persecution in America

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If you thought persecution of Christians was only happening oversees, wake up! Former Atlanta Fire Dept. Chief Kelvin Cochran was fired because of his biblical views on marriage.

Actually, I agree with him. Alt-Christianity doesn't sound all that... Let's say cultured. Maybe something more like Archaic Christianity, or Classical Christianity might be better.

>alt-christianity

Cease this retarded shit. Starting new denominations is for protestants not christians. There is no such thing as alt-christian. You're either a christian or you aren't. You're either a member of the one apostolic catholic church or you aren't. Christianity in its heart is and has always been about tradition. Don't try to revamp a perfect system.

This is the only way

Christianity didn't exist in the archaic or classical ages. If you want cross communion catholicism (so roman catholic, eastern orthodox, oriental orthodox and church of the east) then the best term to use is apostolic and catholic christianity for there is one apostolic and catholic church.

Sup fellow theists

I'll go to church in 3 weeks for the first time since I was 6 or something, what do I do?

Is there anything special I have to do/look out for when I enter the church?

A movement that follows that route is already in existence

It is called Radical Orthodoxy

Not really. Just make sure your church diocese has a valid bishop (roman catholic or orthodox) for there is no church without a bishop.

It does, it's a catholic church. A pretty old one even

Pic related is what the inside looks like

Don't do anything stupid and be a good boy

Now enjoy the aesthetics of the transcendent realm

Yeah but what do I do exactly? I walk to some place to sit and then?

What a silly term. Orthodoxy is absolute and descriptors of orthodoxy are irrelevant. Either something is orthodox or it is wrong. Thus there is no different between the terms radical orthodoxy and orthodoxy. Also the term orthodox is superfluous anyway. Obviously the church is going to be orthodox. Who would wilfully follow a heterodox religion apart from satanists? Calling yourself orthodox originates from the insecurity of man's pride. The creed does not call for the one orthodox church for orthodox is implied in church. So why use the term orthodox at all?

What are you saying?

That is beautiful. Some good habits to get into are to dip your fingers in holy water and cross yourself on entering and exiting the church. Genuflect to the alter when entering and exiting the church.

Good practice is to sit anywhere you want, kneel and pray for a bit then just follow what everyone else does when the service starts. Don't receive the eucharist though.

Walk in, sit down, enjoy aesthetics, stand and sit when hymns are sung as everyone else does

It is not silly. It is important to be radical today in the face of radical liberals. We will use the spiciest memes to wage war against the endless waves of heretics

Man is called to become like God. He must enter into the divine darkness. He does this by contemplating the symbols of the transcendent

The first thing I remember but is genuflection really a thing? I'll be there because of a ceremony that follows thereafter and a lot of people will be with me in the church. Genuflection sounds a bit autistic then tbqh

If I was alone, that'd be different

> just follow what everyone else does when the service starts
That's my basic plan
>Don't receive the eucharist though
Why not? If the priest approaches me, can I really say "no thanks" without looking like an idiot?

>However, Progressive-Christianity, Liberal-Christianity, and Feminist-Christianity are not Alt-Christianity.

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>mumbo jumbo
No really what are saying. What is your theology? Answer clearly or you area a godaamned satanist

UPDATEDAnd use something beside wikipedia, a primary classical source and archeoglogoy proving atht it could not have happened contradicting the authors claim, not a lack of evidence but actual evidence proving it wrong.

something something fedora

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Dandolo did nothing wrong

>when your parents ask you where all the byzantines went

I am alt-christian. I use memes to debunk atheists and liberals

Julius Caesar and Augustus were pro Judiasm they spent a fortune expanding the relign abroad and on the temple

>in the beginning phase of the argument, make sure to distinguish if the attacker is pagan or atheist, but post your ebin fedora folder anyway

>Good Jews
>Good Jews
>Good Jews
STOP THIS MEME you fucking inbred, they are why Christianity is so Zionist and liberal anyway and their continued existence is the death of all others

How do you feel about the divine mysteries?

>BASED JEWS

Deus Vult

>meanwhile, in Israel

Why is it called alt when it's really just Orthodox?????

The liberal christians should be called alt!!

They are transcendent and beyond comprehension. So we need symbols to help contemplate them.

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Genuflection is a thing. It's a sign of respect to god. Don't do it if you don't feel comfortable doing it though. Eventually you will get a natural urge to do it.

You can't receive the eucharist unless you have been received into the church and have been to confession and received absolution for your sins. It is a grave sin to receive communion without these things. It also harms the priest administering the eucharist so if anything don't take it for his sake. If you cross your arms over your chest if you go up during communion the priest will just give you a blessing. Or you can just stay seated.

Latin massacre and they owed money plus greeks were trhe worst

Name them and explain to me if your fundamental orthodox or whatever. You are far to vague to be considered immediately trustworthy. No offense

>greeks were trhe worst

So you're saying you don't have ingroup loyalty?

Oh what i'm I saying, of course you dont. You're a crypto-jew.

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Greek women will be available for all who believe

This woman is from Athens believe it or not. She is a devout Orthodox Christian

Put your faith in god not in your meme movement. Alt christianity is a route towards protestantism

I'm critical for a very good reason, if you look into how the Roman republic and Empire dealt with the Greeks I didn't say I didn't love them

Go read the Nicene Creed and Apostle's Creed for starters

I'm Alt-Right and Christian and I don't use memes I use scripture and facts

>posting pictures of cucked "pagans"

Two of us can play that game

>Thou shalt make no Graven image.
>In the beginning God made the heavens and earth

I know it well but your clearly a shill since you cant tell be anything about what you bleive

What we need is Christ-focused biblical Christianity.

Jesus Christ was the Son of God and payed for your sins by drinking down the wrath of God which should have been placed on your head.

All who die without the cross will bear their iniquity. A child rapist/murderer named Mohammad won't save you. Get over it sandniggers.

>this is who you worship