Brit/pol/ - Final Polls coming out edition

>London terrorist Khuram Butt appeared on Channel 4 documentary on Jihadis in London:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/05/london-terrorist-appeared-channel-4-jihadi-documentary-tried/

>British men Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane named as London Bridge terrorists:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/05/ringleader-london-bridge-terror-attack-named-khuram-butt/

>Actor Peter Sallis passes away peacefully at 89 surrounded by his family:
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40165443

>Police arrest 12 muslim fucking cunts in morning raids:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40148737

>London attack: Theresa May says "enough is enough" after seven die
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40148737

>Graphic footage from London terrorist attack
liveleak.com/view?i=2ed_1496534855

>One of the London attackers was reported to the authorities several times - nothing done
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/04/london-terrorist-had-twice-referred-police-extremist-views/

>"Man told not to be Islamophobic by man literally being forced to cower for his life during an Islamist terror attack."
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Any election related tv today?

NEUROTYPICAL MASTER RACE INCOMING

>tfw Tim Farron ruled out LibLab coalition
Oh wait, it's Tim Farron, he'll change his tune at the first chance of office. If he sold out God he'll sell out simple promises like that.

Friendly reminder Britain is a dead country

Tim Farron is losing his seat according to some.

Reminder:

KAREN is an ARYAN. She wears the British flag as a parasitic wasp grub wears another insect.
She seeks to subvert the good English values of Brit/pol/ by spreading her disgusting ARYAN lies, derailment and no contributions of any worth to this thread.

Anyone posting Karen can expect a visit from their local Blood Constabulary and your Crypto-ARYAN parents sent to the Refinery.

Ps. The Real Karen is an ARYAN PEDO who assisted Paki rape gangs.

>Karen MacGregor, who has been jailed for 13 years after being convicted of luring girls to her home and pimping them out, had in recent years carved out a reputation as a prominent local campaigner who worked with an MP and Rotherham council to set up a “safe haven” for vulnerable youngsters and their carers.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>Your lefty mate taps you on the shoulder.
>"Oi, user, I've got a nice exotic lass naked in the bed upstairs. She's a right nympho, haha. Have a look, she's fuckin hammered, haha"
>Walk upstairs to have a look. Expecting a nice oriental, or south Asian lass.
>See a fucking hairy gorilla in the bed
>Your mate says, "She's a nice one, ain't she? Fucks like an animal!"
>"Y-y-yeah"

Con 44% - 355
Lab 35% - 220
LD 7% - 5
UKIP 4% - 0
SNP 4% - 48

Conservative majority of 60


Grn 3%

post results of the psychopathy test

YES I accept Jesus into my life

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Scenes if the youth voter turnout is lower than it was in 2015

THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=YN4BncLvXic

Vote Labour - Gas incompetent toffs, meritocracy now

No lad, not a fan of that result tbqh

JESUS
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SALVATION

>Strong and stable Lets put the wind up the socialists

Friendly reminder that the tories got 160 odd seats in 1997.

Labour, in 1983, were "demolished" and still got over 200.

Labour also managed a majority of 66 with a worse lead than Cameron's "victory" in 2010 which forced the coalition.

The system is in their favour.

The plan of getting a comfortable majority didn't quite work for May did it

do you think it is worth sticking £5 on the Tories having a yuge majority?

Soon

My great grandad voted labour, my grandad voted labour, my dad votes labour, and I too vote labour.
There's nothing tribal about it, we come from a working class background and the tories and bankers have gutted this community.
It's my duty to ensure that Corbyn is PM on the 9th.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Yes but once you start hitting mid 45% it does away with that advantage.

Boundary changes come in in 2018 I believe which will reduce seat numbers to 600.

No, but bet on the Lib-Dems getting BTFO.

Not now. Their campaign has been running on fumes for the past week.

It used to favour labour before blairite immigration. Now their numbers get a big bump by urban centres

instagram.com/jacob_rees_mogg/

Why doesn't he have twitter?

say it with me Sup Forums
HOME
SECTARY
DIANE
ABBOT

>UKIP
>5%

How does this compare historically? Will they pick up a seat or two?

corbyn would actually be a real competitor if only he cleared out his shadow cabinet

Is it true Corbyn fucked this genetic zero?

...

Get 'em Tommy

youtube.com/watch?v=rt4yEoZ88aU

They picked up one seat with 13% last time.

Whats a cheap non-paki city/town to move to?

What if the Tories win a majority but May loses her constituency?

Yep in the 70's

Possibly today as well.

idk i was shocked to find he had an instagram

Well his party didn't give him many options when they kept quitting the shadow cabinet in protest.

I think Labour would have a genuine chance at majority if they hadn't spent the past 2 years of trying to get Corbyn out

If you want a bet, Nick Clegg was 16/1 to be next lib dem leader a few days ago

>How does this compare historically? Will they pick up a seat or two?

Doubt.jpg

Thing is, they came second in loads of constituencies last time and everyone hyped up their chances for the next election.

Not happening.

>non-paki
Newcastle upon Tyne only has two regions of infestation, The Westgate Road and a town called Chichester by South Shields.

It's cheap as fuck up here as well, but it's cold, and work pays little. Av wage is about £17k.

>when the Brain Force™ kicks in

Corbyn needs to drop Abbott from his cabinet ASAP. She has literally zero redeeming features.

Bloody hell. UKIP should try and commandeer the Tories. Here in the US we have libertarians of two stripes:

1. Fuck the republicans, vote 3rd party (Gary Johnson)
2. Commandeer the Republican party from within (Rand Paul)

Both strategies have their advantages. The world needs a strong Britain.

Surely they wouldnt go back to him?

Glasgow
allthough the whites that live there are niggers

because thats likely...

>Slack face
>Lego hair
>Chocolate pissflaps
>Mushroom soup vaginal discharge

Diane has gone into hiding.

He needed to drop her awhile ago. Although it would be hilarious if they ditched her in a last gasp attempt to get more voted

Starting to worry about Election Day, strongly think that the Muzzies may try something.

She's a mouthy nog. Nogs like that.

I wonder what it felt like slipping her the old roger on what was presumably a saturday night

Toppest kek

>Class War
nice

H-how...

Wasn't the polls predicting a Labour win/hung parliment last time? They always underestimate Conservative votes because Labour voters are loud cunts

Corbyn like siezing her means of reproduction but abbo said she wouldnt let him unless he put her in the cabinet

why would he join the party full of people who think he is a war criminal

same with paddy ashdown. oh i'll just casually go from being an SBS officer to the leader of fag party

Lads. Are there any work from home scemes that aren't scams? They all look like scams.

>Joe ...Cox
>Class War

Poetry

>13,000 comments
what

Who else is there
Reminder that now he's single again, Corbyn drills Diane daily again

Assblasted low-IQ toryposters ITT - how do you get through the fucking endless days with that little going on up top.

63% have said they're certain to vote this year (different poll said). In 2015 60% said the same thing, actual turnout? 43%

Just woke up lads


(from a nap)

If it's in the public sector yes, Private sector defo a scam unless it's a reputable company

Those polls were based on an 80%+ turnout for the under 25s and for them all to vote Labour.

No, really.

uh... who to vote for then boys?
who is going to close the borders send everyone back home and not touch the internet?

I read like the last 3 threads but there is no info on who is doing what

farrarge has been barraged it seems

It's fucking easy.

thejc.com/news/uk-news/labour-supporters-in-bristol-erect-banner-with-1.439599

wewwwwww lad that's some rustic as fuck analysis
>Polls are affected by 'loudness'
>Professional statisticians can't into adjusting for demography
you are going to find yourslef very badly confused come friday morning.

The torys dont have primaries like the republicans and dems have in the us.
They have elections for the leader by established party members and the candidates have to be preapproved by Conservative Party Board which has 12 unelected members

Let's hope for the best, britfags... ok, no, that would be a Britain First victory. Let's be realistic and just hope to get rid of comrade Corbyn for good

Checked

WTF is wrong with Corbyn? It's as if he's been cursed by the gods.

Neurologic disorder? Fibromyalgia?

Lads, would you seriously date a girl that's been with a black?

No we want him to stay as leader as they will never win with him.

Even the Trots have accepted he's going to lose and are in damage control mode.

Brilliant

The only poll that counts is the scarily accurate Exit Poll the BBC uses.

All others are the newspapers building up drama.

Labour are fucked. They're not even perceived to be Labour any more. Up North, people mechanically voted Labour as (a) a safe social back pat (b) a safe enough vote for not getting fucked. The latter is now non-existent, we know Corbyn will fuck us on immigration. The former is only prevalent on social media, and the Shy Tory effect is in full force as a result.

If we could just force students to vote at their parents' home wards, we'd be laughing. Sunderland elected a Tory mayor last month, that's fucking huge m8s.

>listening to News Quiz Extra
>it's a Jeremy Hardy episode
>some fat black american comedienne called Desiree on there
>"I umm like just can't like understand why people don't like Jeremy Corbyn!"
>Simon Evans jumps straight in with "Probably because he's spent his entire political career as a sworn enemy of the state."

Made me kek.

Muzzies must be laughing at us, we all arguing over what colour political party we like the best, while ignoring the real threat to this country

Never

Oh, Labour!

No...Pump and dump but never more

exeter

Mind-boggling isn't it. They're nearly as thick as unironic Labour voters.

Scottish independence voting intention:

Yes: 38% (-1)
No: 50% (+1)

(via @YouGov / 01 - 05 Jun)

It would take an absolute fucking disaster for the Tories to lose Maidenhead.

>Abbo

no worse than may, surely

>Polls are affected by 'loudness'

When Labour "people" are polled they will express their full desire to vote Labour and tell all their friends where there is polling to be done. Then, come election day, Jeremy Kyle, or Ramadan, will be on for the poor ones and it'll be time to go to Sardinia for two weeks for the rich ones so none of them will turn up.

Conservative people are contacted for polling and don't pick up the phone because they are out at work, and when polling day comes vote Conservative because they can use their time effectively and aren't easily distracted art students from the Home Counties.

no

Depends.

If it's a black guy, possibly but it'd be something requiring explanation.
If it's a nigger, fuck no.

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And Theresa May is the name of that disaster.

DAILY REMINDER

Every single anti-May thing you share, say or tweet enables a Corbyn victory.

May is not perfect, nor even likable, but she's better than Corbyn.

We need to think tactically. If Corbyn get's in we can kiss goodbye to any conservative-value party from ever gaining power again.

- Voting at 16
- More immigration and refugees
- Bad Brexit deals

The left is thinking long-term, they know in 10-20 years time they will win every election because immigrants will become citizens and have children while national, white british birthrates don't compete or even decline.

We can fight the Tories another day, we need to keep Corbyn and his ideology out. It's a threat to us.

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no one is sending everyone back unfortunately. Tories are worse on the internet. Labour may be worse on the economy if you believe (((growth))) is more important than wages and consumer base. Abbot is a mess. anyone but tory seems to be the prevailing opinion amongst people in manchester, but it's a labour town mainly and we got alluhackbarred because of May's fucking cuts.

UKIP or Labour imo - unless you happen to be lucky enough to have a proper nationalist candidate

geopolitica.ru/en/article/manchester-massacre-four-key-reasons-exposed