Is there anything more cucked than being a feminized beardlet?

Is there anything more cucked than being a feminized beardlet?

Honestly, if you can't grow a beard, most women will take it as a sign that your balls never dropped.

Even a fake beard is better than wispy chin-hairs or nothing at all.

KYS BEARDLETS

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if you have wispy shit with gaps in it, it's even worse than being clean shaven

Bear and long hair the most redpilled

It's hard now. Beards were once masculine in the modern era, but now so many nu-males have adopted them that they look more feminine.

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>25
>can't grow a beard

What about the fucking Kenyan beard study? People are 20% more likely to know what bearded men had for dinner the previous night. When the doc asked if I wanted my kid shaved, I didn't hesitate.

If you have a manly face (high test) then you don't need a beard.

Beards are for sandniggers and chinless faggots with boy faces to cover up the fact they look like children.

>tfw Mountain Slav genetics
>Started shaving at 11
>Have to use electric razor because disposables cost too much
>Skip a day and I'm ahead of people by like a week.

Eh, beards are part of the nu-male look because they cover up shitty chins and babyface.

So they're somewhat paradoxically feminine now.

Rate my beard goys

>looking like mehmet/jew/hobo

yep - they used to be manly.
until numales wore them en-masse
now they're a facial vagina.

>spic
56% meme are true...

5am/5

Spaghetti Western bandito / 10

They call me hue hitler over here

I shave every morning and I dont give a fuck what beardmen say

The only guys I see with beards nowadays are navy seals and other operator types, or tubby nu-male teddy bears dating Big Red-tier feminists. Im neither so i dont grow a beard.

American media makes jokes about glorious Hungarian beards
>That 70's Show
>Scrubs
At least two examples anyway.

Pic related is my crappy Anglo beard. Looks exactly like that. Trying minoxidil right now and got maybe 3 new hairs in 6 weeks of doing it. Supposedly kicks in hard by week 12. Hopeful.

I got a beard thats about 6 inches long and hair past my shoulders.
Pic is 2 months old

>Not trimming the sides and having a classy French Beard

He's just lacking cheek growth. Honestly, looking at pics of English actors beards makes me think shit beards are an Anglo trait.

>Orlando Bloom
>Anglo-American Johnny Depp

> Couldn't grow a beard until I was 17
> Shit beard genetics, barely any hair growing on my cheeks
> Even if I try to go for a goatee, my beard grows curly, like pubes
> No chest hair, except from a few hairs growing from my fucking nipples

Yes.
Giving a fuck what other people think.

Are you me user? Regardless, I've never had a problem with women because of it so I just stay clean shaven.

Fuck, nice. I can never bring myself to grow mine out it starts looking disgusting after about a month so i chop it all off

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faggits

>cheek growth
hobo as fuck

>being confused for a degenerate bearded leftist
never

gf hates when I shave my beard but I hate having it

Beards are for feminist nu-males.

What about Brian Blessed?

could be true. i'm a scot and my beard is pathetic.

Agreed.

>muh beard

try rerolling life - maybe you'll get a manly chin this time

...feels bad man.


I have no beard at all.

zero

nada.

am 24 going 25

would deport/10

I have exactly the same, except a thicker mustache

kek

>says Sweden the home of feminist nu-males
I've never seen a Sven with a beard. Beards are therefore manly.

>Bear and long hair the most redpilled

I know feminist nu-males better than anyone in this thread.

Nah, feels kinda unhygienic.

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Hitler hated beards. kys

No shit, you're from Sweden home of the feminist nu-males.
I even stated that in my original post you fucking retard.

I legit haven't shaven in a week.


Feels bad man.

Why can't you grow any stache?

>no context

cinco/de mayo

beards used to be a sign of manliness, until hipsters turned it into a fashion trend.

A clean-shaven face is a sign of hygiene, self-value, and confidence.
Beards are for barbaric Neanderthals and have no place in a modern society.

Or you can know what it's like to be a real man, get a straight razor, and wake up early in the morning to bring the sharpest steel you'll ever handle right up to your face.

Yeah, so I know they all grow beards and the ones who can't uses fake beards or the minoxodil-thing.

>ITT: low test faggots shit on beards because they can't grow a proper one
>unironically think that beards are a sign of femininity

I keep it trimmed with my 3mm guard, nothing longer. Like a glorified stubble. I've noticed girls under like 22 prefer clean shaven, but after that they prefer more rugged looking men.

Basically what I'm saying is that pretty boys get the girls when they're prime, you get them later in life.

In 1000 AD beards used to be cool, then uncool, then cool, then uncool, then [...]

*repeat about a hundred times*

Then in 1940 they were uncool, then in 1960s they were cool, then in 1980 they were uncool then in 2010 they were cool, now they are uncool.

The cartoon is accurate but maybe not for the reasons you think OP.

I can I'm a big 29 year old boy :3

>2017
>Beards are now feminin

Those with strong jawlines can pull off beards well, gif related.
It's painfully easy to tell when somebody's only got a beard to hide their disgusting recessed jaw or fat chin

i dont like beards. keep your face clean you fucking bum

That looks like a botched beard transplant.

Beards are for hobos and goat fuckers. Productive members of society shave.

I'd get something similar if I wouldn't shave. Used to have a goatee w/o moustache from age 17 to 25, but shaved it a few years ago because it looked too nerdy and all the fags started growing their facial hair. Also there were some ginger-coloured hairs in my beard despite having dark brown hair everywhere else, so another reason for shaving.

He phrased it poorly. Having a beard these days often makes you look like a fucking hipshit.

Yeah I got a beard, tats and my ears are stretched I am masculine you beta shitlords never stood a chance :)

Just like penises. This new age is nothing short of amazing

Gotta blast!

I fucking hate beards since hipster faggotry became a thing.

Here's a real man, pic related.

>tfw Mountain Slav genetics
you mean a bosnian?

I know who you aaaaare.

Beards should be for real men.
Emasculated / effeminate faggots should fuck off.

I have a goatee. see:
>Derek Vinyard, American history X
>slightly longer, fuller and blonde
Considering shaving my head instead of the high and tight I've sported for most of my life.

So you look like a degenerate tranny.

And those are the ones you gotta watch out for. I got a strong jaw and can grow a beard well so I choose to do so. I'm not gonna let these beta faggots ruin my look for me, I get decidedly more tail with beard than without.

A lot of british people including myself have dark hair ginger beards. So yeah.

Looking phresh af.

me too, for that reason as well...

Kinda looks similar to guy fawkes when i trim it up

Beards are for genetically and evolutionarily inferior males. Infantile traits have been the direction of human evolution for killions of years, they signal higher intelligence and greater success. Deal with it cave men.

>now they are uncool.
nah they are coolfor another 3 years

Beard hair and stache.

As long as you aren't completely clean shaven then you can be considered a man. If your chin is like a hot chick's tits then you can only be considered a very ugly and infertile woman.

Monoxidil.

Yes, you can use it on your face.

Yes, it really works.

On a similar note, it's a shame how moustaches have grown out of fashion.

The mustache is superior , because it show's the virility of having luxurious facial hair with the discipline to keep it trimmed and sculpted.
that being said, avoid looking like some old timey bartender or the bad guy from a silent movie.

Beards are completely out of fashion dude
Clean baby skin is beter desu

>low testosterone is superior

I was really surprised at the extra attention from girls I got, but like I said earlier its usually mid 20's women that like it. If I want to try to pull 18 year olds I gotta go clean shaven.

Did you know that in here. All the barber shop are arabs.
Ils really scary to see them with a fucking razor near your throat

Beards were never masculine, as the purpose of a beard is to hide a weak jawline.

It's a manlier scarf

>be faggot
>wear beard to hide weak jaw and low-tesy chin
>have to make fun of their betters to console themselves

Shaved head is comfy bro, I rocked it for 5 years (before I actually became a white supremacist oddly enough).
If you live somewhere where it gets cold it can suck though

I have a manly cleft chin, but can also grow a pretty good beard.

Sometimes having a beard is a good time. Just have to have good posture and dress well to not look like a nu-male

After a long time wrestling with this debate, I've found that the best facial hair option is light, tasteful stubble (unless you are ugly as fuck, in which case a full beard can only help you)

>tfw part of beard masterrace

How can babyface cucks even compete?

>Bear and long hair the most redpilled

Short hair and no beard retard. Close quarters combat