THIS THURSDAY

THIS THURSDAY

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he's gonna plead the fif

IN A WORLD

AT THE DOME ARENA

The president has no credibility to me right now, let me know when there's actually a leg to stand on for ousting him.

This reminds me of that time my sister wanted to have practice sex to prepare for her date. She came home after school one day all flustered and said that her crush would only date her if they had sex after dinner. Mind you she was 16 and this dude was 19 (got held back a few years), while I myself was 11.

I didn't have a suit so I put on my dad's which was hilariously oversized, even if I was pretty big for my age and did as she asked. I love my sister so I didn't question much but when she wanted to practice kissing after eating I got a little nervous so I backed out a little. We ended up doing that thing the dogs did in Lady & the Tramp which made it a little less awkward.

My sister had never had sex before, and obviously neither had I. She had no real formal sex education (bible belt) but had seen a porno flick after sneaking into the theater last year. I'm guessing that's where her knowledge came from because she had some pretty detailed requests, asking me to take off her bra and rub her breast, and in turn she would take off my pants and poke my weiner. We went to her bedroom and she gently tied me to the frame with her bra and took off her underwear. I didn't know what was going on and I didn't have any real sexual attraction to my sister but I got a slight chubby and she got on top of me and slid it in her vagina. She told me that she'd do all the work because I didn't know how and kinda started jumping up and down on my semi. This scared my penis flaccid so we gave up.

Anyways, we cannot let trump have the nuclear codes.

THIS THURSDAY
>THURSDAY
THURSDAY

WITNESS THE ULTIMATE SALT MINING EXTRAVAGANZA AS JAMES COMEY PLEADS THE FITH AMMENDMENT AND BTFO THE MSM
>MSM
MSM

degenerate

THEY CALLED HIM A SHOWBOAT

THEY CALLED HIM NUTJOB

>royporno

Fag

THEY GO HEAD TO HEAD

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comey is going to be raped in prison.

>Mr Comey did the President obstruct justice
>Well not exactly
>What do you mean
>He didnt technically obstruct justice, but I
felt pressued anyway
>OH SO HE IS UNFIT TO BE PRESIDENT!

Media jizzes in their own faces

>I can't recall

>"I can not answer that."
>"Thats classified at this time."
>"I plead the fifth."

Is this.....FRESH PASTA?!

wat is dis?

They already jizz in their own faces.

ABC has just reported Comey won't claim Trump obstructed.

Zero Hedge started to down play it today on twitter.

Just that he "peer pressured" him.
Reminds me of "queer pressure."

youtube.com/watch?v=52WIdTcSvhc

He will point out Trump was full of shit when he said Comey told him he wasn't under investigation three times.

comey about to be BTFO

>trump has scheduled a speach that will run at the same time as the comey interview
regardless of whether comey actually moves this whole thing forward or not there is no way that Thursday will not deliver

link pls

you now realize liberals are now doing what trump supporters did during the election with hillary

'just you wait, tomorrow comey is going to indict hillary and she'll be locked away for good! this time Assange will completely btfo the dnc!'

kek. I can't wait to savour their tears when they turn on homey once again because his supposed triple faloozey-maloozey was only a quarter-doozey at best

DELET THIS

apnews.com/c7559200fbbd4cc08682484f876be349/Trump-schedules-speech-during-Comey-testimony

FOR ONE BRIEF MOMENT, THE WORLD WAS HIS

what the fuck I hate AP news now, the actual text of the article does not support the title in the URL. I thought it was too stupid to be fake

"Mr. Comey, if Trump asked you to drop the investigation into Russia involvement in the elections then why didn't you report like you are bound to do through policy?"

"fuck... I knew I should have kept my mouth shut"

it's the circlejerk dinner all over again

trump will be gloating as comey delivers absolutely fucking nothing while 50,000 desperate liberals watch on the edge of their seats

hell probably just give a presentation commemorating the fbi for its anniversary

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this is why Trump is safe

Speech? Where?

Jokes on him, I'm a 110 paladin doing 1.2 mill DPS.

I read the article, it's clickbait, I fucked up

How will he do that? Fucking retard. It's something that only the two of them can know, and because he doesnt definitively know what recordings Trump has or doesnt have he cant vehemently deny ever telling him. I mean, even if he told him once, that just about does it. Will he have the balls to say that I never told him he wasn't being investigated even once let alone three times? Remember, if he says that he can't recall three, that means he can recall at least one time. And if he said it to Trump at least one time, it's over for you faggots

What do you all think he answers for this q?

>"Mr. Comey. The President claims on three occasions you told him he was not under investigation, is that true?"

His answer here is the key. If he says anything other than "I never told him that, not even once" then that means it's literally all over and the Russia hoax ends

>Not being a level 99 paladin.
>pleb

Is he under any legal obligation to tell him he's under investigation? And what difference does it make if Trump or Comey lied about it?

>the Russia hoax ends
don't bet on it

How would this end the Russia hoax investigation?

>How will he do that? Fucking retard.

By testifying under oath?

Fucking retard.

>Will he have the balls to say that I never told him he wasn't being investigated even once

According to the ABC news article where we got this that's exactly what's going down. Again, fucking retard. Trump recordings? Are we doing this song and dance again? The second Trump ever reveals he has recordings (remember, him and his entire staff have walked back that little statement) they all get subpoenaed. Well see if Trump really is that dumb.

Yeah. That's as likely as a Swede being able to walk safely in their own neighborhoods

>special little snowflakes

Um if he has recordings, it could conceivably clear him. Maybe he wants that route.

No, he's not, but if Trump has "tapes" that prove Comey did in fact tell him this, even just once, Comey can't risk saying anything other than that he did say it, but can't remember 3 separate times.
In which case, if you can get the ex FBI director to admit that he told the President personally on at least one occasion that he was not under investigation, I dont see how they can continue to string it along. No one will be interested any longer (they barely are now apart from suburban house moms and divorcees)

ONE MAN

He's gonna plead the covfefe

John cena smack down live?

Read If Fox / drudge / breitbart can get the headline

>EX-FBI DIR COMEY: YES I DID TELL TRUMP HE WAS NOT BEING INVESTIGATED

what else do they have left?

Gotcha.

This is becoming just as pointless as Benghazi now

He wouldnt make them and then publicly tweet about them if he didnt expect or anticipate that potentiality.

Comey is completely boxed in, inescapable trap laid and executed by Trump and sessions

Is Comey finally going to jail from making Hillary lose the election?

it's actually even less likely than that. I understand this is upsetting to you but I wouldn't bet you're getting properly rid of this thing for years at least

Trying to flip Flynn, Page, or Manafort or even Kushner

>1-2-3-4-FIF

This is going to be more disappointing for shitlibs than the Super Bowl was.

Teehee

No I believe they plan on it to last as long as possible. Maybe even past the midterms and if they win both houses, unlikely, they will push for impeachment.

"Flipping" witnesses is a meme buzz word from Mensch types. No one is "flipping" on anything because there is definitely no collusion or crimes to prosecute, and all they'll be left with is nothing other than "failure to disclose" meetings and shit which are, in the context of this entire saga, nothing more than "wrist slaps" that wont stick to Trump personally at all. In fact i dont see any further "scalps" left for them to get

I hope the user that calls everyone here a Russian shill and unpatriotic is here to enact his Democratic damage control after this.

>comey is a Russian traitor, we should have never trusted him after what he did to madame should-be-presdient
>comey says he told trump he wasn't under investigation (he didn't)
>comet's surprising Russian connections
>are trump and comey in cahoots? experts say it's possible for the human mind to conceive it

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HOLY FUCK I'M BRAIN DAMAGED

from the AP article:

> White House spokesman Sean Spicer said the president plans to attend an infrastructure summit in the morning, then address the Faith and Freedom Coalition’s “Road to Majority” conference at 12:30 p.m.

Could be almost as bad as that dude Maddow was with the "taxes"

Good. It's bad if he tweets.

>"Mr. Comey. The President claims on three occasions you told him he was not under investigation, is that true?"


"The president claims that you told him on three occasions" or "the president on three occasions claims that you told him"?

Ironic that liberals are now concerned about being patriotic

That was just another MMFA/shareblue bogeyman piece

They release what they "wish" to happen 72 hours before an event. then either 48 or 24 hours before they start to walk back expectations, depending on what level of anticipation they've built for said event

Lol. No. He'll just be trolling.

>According to the ABC news article
The abc article based entirely on someone's opinion that is allegedly someone who is close to coming and allegedly knows how he thinks.

This is what passes for news now.

They've already started the walk back process

I would die if comey started parsing questions like that and playing semantic games to try to keep the hoax propped up

Yeah exactly that's what the ABC reporting is
They had to start the walkback process early because of how over the top expectations were becoming

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised. Nothing surprises me anymore. Thanks Sup Forums!

FROM THE PRODUCERS OF ...

Bigger than watergate

Honestly, I want comey chameleon to lie and trump provides the tapes to prove his innocence

In a liberals wet dream it is. Nothing burger

>if he has recording

That's a big IF.

>He wouldnt make them and then publicly tweet about them if he didnt expect or anticipate that potentiality.

Of course he would because he's a fucking moron. He tried to threaten Comey is his own pathetic little way and when called on it has backed down completely.

>Comey is completely boxed in, inescapable trap laid and executed by Trump and sessions

Hahah, yeah I'm sure. Comey is going to call Trump out on his bullshit and Trump is going to sit there and take it. Maybe make some passive aggressive tweets or something.

>This is what passes for news now.

It's what's been passing for news since before Watergate. Pretty pathetic how much has been confirmed after first being reported by unnamed sources and you people still bitch about this shit.

>the President has no credibility
>let me know when he does something wrong

No you guys have done so well playing the "he's a moron" card I suggest keeping that up ad infinitum

And lo and behold, a shill emerges. Was wondering when sharia blue would show up. Low energy shill

Fyi, Trump is notorious for recording everything even going back to the 80's...

10/10

He'll probably say since Trump was under investigation he couldn't reveal the info to him.

Every republican president is a moron for leftists. Every single one. Guess what faggot? Look in the mirror because that's who the moron is.

What will he say?

Keep hearing he will say Trump did NOTHING wrong

Is this true?

Not really a big IF, apparently he records everything and has already used his recordings in multiple lawsuits

Flynn asked for immunity and was rejected.

If Trump would stop doing stupid shit maybe he wouldn't have to be called out on it all the time.

Trump is also a notorious bullshitter who tends to speak a little faster than his brain can keep up with. We'll see though.

It's smart for his people to schedule busy time for him during the hearings. Keep him from tweeting.

It's Trump though so he'll be following it on his phone and won't be able to sperg out and comment about it during these conferences.

The stock market legit sputtered today because of this shit.

THIS GONNA BE GOOD

Nah, just the last two. Both were dumbasses of the highest order.

Like I said, we'll see.

That's why it was a perfectly laid trap
If he answers like you hope he does, it just further discredits Comey and his "investigation". Anything short of him flat out denying ever saying it to Trump even once will be a complete unraveling

That's just more hoax speculation. Again you're relying on things Flynn "didnt report" before he was ever in a capacity to have met or known Trump, and thinking that Flynn will still attach to Trump? I personally guarantee Flynn receievs no charges out of any of this

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You mean the record high one? That went completely opposite of what Moody's and all the "experts" said?

Find another thread you fucking weak losers