AMA

I am a Lebanese Arab Muslim who is very knowledgeable about the Middle East, Some of the mixups on facts here drive me INSANE. So I am making this thread with the hope of clearing up some of Sup Forums's confusion. For example, who is shia? who is sunni? Is X group allied with Y group? etc..


>inb4 hurr durr we dont care kill all shitskins

If thats your view, all power to you, this isnt the thread for you, Only post here if you have questions you need cleared up

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>only post here if you have questions you need cleared up

I post where I want Ahmed.

can you help us RISE UP

youtube.com/watch?v=HEJO8t_wCUQ

redpill me on qatar and what it means that saudis turned on them

do you believe in greater syria?

i'm obssessed with the idea that isis are working for the west to clear out all the oil and sell it to the west for cheaper. Am i an idiot? I'm a busy guy so i cant sit around all day reading

Post more of that girl.

Shiah (iranians) are pretty based and nice. Sunni Islam completly radicalized theses last 15 years and has a political agenda.

What's going on with Qatar and the saouds ?

how do i go about buying hash in beirut

No one cares, faggot. Shoo.

Until there's the equivalent of the Protestant Reformation in Islam, there can be no peace. It's built into your religion.

what i mean is are certain western countrie's governments behind isis s as to pillage the land with avoiding blowback from their own populations

Yeah. Why haven't you deconverted from your violent hick religion or offed yourself?

ur gay.
tell me which islam group hates jews
also tell me about qatar and what is going on there right now

>le based muslim man Xd

Why arent the Maronites in charge in Lebanon? You should put them in charge people will respect Lebanon more.

What's your view on the Maronites? Pic related.

thats not my name, Lebanese rarely name Ahmed,nowhere near as much as other Arabs. See what I mean?
good luck
Saudi line of succession has been from brother to brother. The current king (Salman) is the last living son of the founder of modern KSA. However, he broke tradition and named his son as his heir without consulting other family members, which has led to a power struggle within House of Saud, since other nephews feel like they are getting shafted by getting skipped in the line of succession. Salman's son has been trying to gain legitimacy by his agressive military expansion. Qatar is the latest pawn in this game.Qatwr and KSA have always been rivals, since Qatar is so wealthy and has Aljazeera and CENTCOM so the Saudis are always scared of Qatar becoming the major player in the gulf. This latest crisis is Saudis hitting two birds with one stone

>tell me which islam group hates jews

All of them...

Is it true that the ISIS caliphate has been pretty much wiped out and they're practically back to guerilla tactics instead of being a "real" army?

Are muslims the answer to the homosexual agenda?

Click bait picture and an AMA thread......... You know where you belong

Who will help Qatar now?
Is there ISIS in Iran?
Does Iran fund terrorism?

public islam discord i asked the same question and they told me thats nonsense. so who is lying here?

yes and yes, just like Al-Queda was generally considered CIA sponsored to most of the Muslim world, most of the Muslim world agrees that ISIS must be getting some kind of support from Western intelligence community, at least at some point early on... that is how it *always* goes, how much you want to bet some think tank or CIA analyst came up with the idea for ISIS just like "flash mobs" were CIA research project in the 80s and 90s before you heard about it happening in public. i'm not even making that up, look up early press on flash mobs, it was a CIA idea, like RAND corporation or some other defense contractor think tank.

What are your thoughts on Hezbollah?

1) What is your personal view on Hezbollah and their conflict with Israel

2) How much influence does Russia have over Iran?

3) What is going on with the Saudi-Qatar relations right now? Are they prepping for war? Or are the Saudis trying to stage a coup? Or something else?

4) What is the role of the Kurds in the Syrian-ISIS-FSA-Iraq conflict? Are they actually going to get their own state? Will Sultan Tayyip I take over the lands they've gained in Syria? Or something else?

5) Speaking of Qatar, do they fund terror? Or is that just a kike meme?

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>drive me INSANE
>I am a Lebanese Arab Muslim
Reported to the FBI. Enjoy your stay in Guantanamo shitskin animal. You deserve it for believing you are human.

yea they've lost a lot of land and as you heard from analysts on TV they've moved on to a phase 2 of ISIS where they are focusing on new areas like central africa or north africa and into egypt, as well as places like philippines and indonesia. also they've done a few big bombings in iraq and afghanistan the last two weeks. ISIS has been pretty busy hitting back, but honestly, Muslims generally are very patient and long-term in their strategy, so they've holding back until 2030 when they unleash open full jihad on much of Europe. .

6) What is the racial admixture of Lebanon. How much Indo-European and how much Arab are you?

What are your thoughts on the Syrian Social Nationalist Party?

Hi, I live in a shit hole. Lemme out of this place.

whitey here currently visiting lebanon

>christian areas are clean and tidy, everyone is friendly and tolerant
>muslim areas are utter filth. get shouted at and accosted for simply being there. stinks of shit and piss, litter everywhere
>pic related
>same fucking story when i visited damascus years back

please explain this phenomenon

You Muslims fucking ruined Lebanon. Can't you just realise that your way of life objectively sucks and conform to the western ways?

...

are you in beirut breh?

Yes and no. Ideally a Syria-Lebanon-Palestine-Jordan union would be a powerful state, but each one of these have too many sectarian faultlines to work
Im sure big companies are benefiting somehow, especially since KSA, Qatar and even Assad regime has bought and sold oil from ISIS at various times of the conflict
see pic related. shes Elle Fanning, an ideal 10/10 beauty desu
i answered that please refer to it
its all over, you need to have a college-aged friend for that, or just go to a nightclub
supposedly all muslims hate jews, but sunnis have been backstabby "secretly" allied with Israel for decades
They had their chance and blew it
Past Maronites were too extremist and made many mistakes trusting the Syrians ans Israelis.They are now wiser and more intelligent in dealing with other sects, they understand thei power is in lebanese unity, not foreign promises
pretty much, once raqqa is taken, theyre pretty much done
i dk i dc
Turkey will help Qatar, theyre the only true friend of Qatar. Iran will probably play it nice with Qatar just to get some sweet Sunni-Sunni discord

"paris of the middle east"

we dont' care. kill all shitskins.

islam uses poverty as a weapon and a strategic advantage psychologically... christians generally favor things like strong families and work ethic and non-poverty, where in islam, at least in Lebanon, there is a lot of income inequality.

What street off of Warren Avenue in Dearborn do you live on and what year did you graduate Fordson?

i thought flash mobs were those things where crowds of people burst into dance in public areas

here

Yea this

Have a look at mosul and see what you think. IS 'positions' are in that mosque, or under it. That's it.
Also, Raqqa is surrounded on three sides and under constant bombardment from air and land.
tl,dr yes IS are fucked and the kurds will try and kill them all as they run.

We Levantines are not arabs, maybe you because you look like a smelly little Egyptian but don't lump the rest of us with you

Beirut became way overpopulated, that I left it long time ago.

If Salman is the king, why is SA foreign policy being dictated by his son?

>I am
>Muslim

Fuck off.

i hate dopes like this that think just cuz no one will ever find out who they are that its ok to say whatever you like on this website. When you insult someone anonymously it doesnt really affect them because they can assume by your needless anger that your life is already shit. I would usually ignore this kind of shit but you probably live 2 hours away from me

shame. i am flat sitting here and pretty bored. would be cool to hang out with a local

Probably not as good as it was back in the day but still bucket list stuff.

Do they have chicken nuggets in the middle east?

When you move to a country that has plumbing and sanitation, do you still adhere to the left = shit hand, right = food hand convention, or do you mix it up?

theyre a joke. a puppet for hezb who carry out the thuggish acts that hezb want to be done but not in their name. dont listen to anyone who takes them seriously, theyre just easily impressionable edgy LARPers
i live in florida
lebanon is too complicated for a potato nigger to understand, i wont waste my energy answering you seriously
1) What is your personal view on Hezbollah and their conflict with Israel
They should integrate in the Lebanese Army in the long run but I doubt it, too ingrained in Iranian theology. Israel was initially welcomed in 1982 by almost all the Lebanese who wanted Palestinians defeated,, but in typical Israeli fashion, they just massacred everyone indiscriminately and overstayed their welcome and the shiites grew to resent them. Had Israel been more intelligent in their dealing with Lebanese during the invasion theyd have a lifelong ally.
2) How much influence does Russia have over Iran?
Not much. But they do have alot in Syria, basically Russia is in command of Syrian and Iranian and shiite forces there
3) What is going on with the Saudi-Qatar relations right now? Are they prepping for war? Or are the Saudis trying to stage a coup? Or something else?
I answered this

4) What is the role of the Kurds in the Syrian-ISIS-FSA-Iraq conflict? Are they actually going to get their own state? Will Sultan Tayyip I take over the lands they've gained in Syria? Or something else?
I could see a major Kurd-Turkey war soon, no one wants to give Kirds land
5) Speaking of Qatar, do they fund terror? Or is that just a kike meme?
They funded Jabhat AlNasra, then the AQ syrian affiliate and they fund Muslim Brotherhood

Is the Kiran the inerrant word of 'God'?

If you think so, given the contents, you will have to be destroyed.

thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx

How do you feel about this statements accuracy and relevance: Islam is a religion of laymen. It has no hierarchy, no clergy, no sacraments. There are only groups of Muslims of varying size who agree on what Islam and most especially what Islamic religious law (sharia) is. This process of forming consensus (ijma') groups is endless and inevitable. Some will say that Shia Islam has a hierarchy. It does not. In fact, The howza ("college" of Shia scholars) is merely another expression of consensus, in this case of consensus among scholars "elected" by acclamation from among their fellows. The "authority" created by such acclamation is fleeting as each man's opinions are automatically disregarded after his death. Much the same thing is true of the great Ulema (scholars) of Sunni Islam.

Therefore, for one group of Muslims, however large, to say that the consensus of some other group of Muslims is invalid or "un-Islamic" is merely vanity on a grand scale. Therefore, all Muslims are practicing "real" Islam.

That fucking whore made me relapse after 45 days of nofap.

>Until there's the equivalent of the Protestant Reformation in Islam, there can be no peace.
but there was a reformation. its result is called wahhabism.
(there was an earlier one as well, which marked the end of the 'islamic golden age', however inflated its PR actually was).

>florida
my nigga

you pro or anti kurds? any thoughts?

I can't find the source now that I am looking, but I remember back before the NY professor who officially coined the term flash mob hearing that it was DoD/CIA/DARPA style white paper that led to flash mob style crowd manipulation, using telecom to mobilize people. i heard about this in the late 90s, flash mob became a term in 2003 according to google. i can't find any sources so you'll just have to believe me i guess, but take a look at certain quotes about the Arab Spring (egypt revolution) and Bengazhi attacks, in both case you'll see generals and such mention to the media that it was "like a flash mob". I even found a quote that said ISIS had a "flash mob mentality". this mobilization phenomenon using telecom probably came about in the 70s or 80s in a classified lab, then in the 90s in a civilian contractor think tank, then in the 2000s in academia and media, then 2010s in actual foreign policy operations (libya and egypt)

duh... flash mobs are increasingly becoming a way to cause civil disturbance, look at all the nigger robberies that are described as flash mob style. the idea is that its like an emergent blitzkrieg, you get a bunch of people to show up somewhere at once...

think about it, the iranian embassy shit in 1980 was like a flash mob too. in fact, just mobs in general, the only flash concept is that it is fast and sudden, using modern technology or communication methods, that the people don't necessary have to know the ideology to join in but they're accomplishing a goal whether or not they're aware of who is controlling it.

wasn't there someone doing an ama larp using elle fanning as the op image where they pretended to be an NSA agent a few days ago?

he placed his son as minister of defense, and by all accounts his son is the hawkish one. hes bssically kushner to salman trump
yup
for starting a thread? lol go fuck yourself
anti for the most part, they have a way of DEMANDING independence but never want to do what it takes, for example a while back Baghdad offered them independence but that they would no longer receive the gibs that they get from oil sales. obviously the kirds disagreed. theyre parasites but want to claim superiority

Consider yourself White?

Explain it then geniuses

You are no Muslim.

i dont really care. half the white women are sluts and the other half are fatties, and white "men" are all beta nerds, I couldnt care less if im considered white or not
Mimi is not a whore

im a secular muslim

pretty sure the christians ruined the lebanon

I have a question why did you run out of your shithole muslim country yet were unable to leave your shithole religion behind and when are you going back to your shithole muslim country?

Could I move to Lebanon, and find a nice wife if I convert to Islam?

Could you give me a brief explanation of the Saudis and who they are allied with/why they came to power at all?

we helped split the atom, you guys cant even run your own countries properly you shitskin terrorist

Why does she look and talk like she has fetal alcohol syndrome

The left constantly uses Muslim-Muslim violence to tell us that ISIS aren't real Muslims as they wouldn't attack other Muslims.

Does the current Muslim-Muslim violence, i.e. the Kabul attack, represent Sunni-Shia infighting or is it just ISIS being retarded and attacking anyone?

Your life must be miserable. I truly am sorry.

>im a secular muslim
Do you eat bacon?

>portugal
>calling others a shithole
Im 3rd generation American
you could convert and move, doubt any good lebanese muslim family would marry off their daughter to some random foreigner though. they are very selective, especially the religious families
they came to power through an alliance with Britain, since WWII have basically been an American protectorate since FDR and their king agreed to trade oil only for dollars

you also eat insects and sleep in the dirt, so check yourself before you call someone a spud negro, you stupid fucking towel head

When is the next terrorist attack Ahmed, or are you still deciding?

Chicken nuggets are so good. Do you eat them with sauce? I like sweet and sour sauce. Sometimes I like barbecue sauce, too.

>but there was a reformation. its result is called wahhabism.
We're going to need another major reformation then.

How do i make a bomb not intended for a suicide bombing.

>Im 3rd generation

That's even worse you fucking cunt, if you were a true American you would have left your backwards religion in the backwards place that your grandparents ran from in order to give you a better life in a non-muslim country

are lebanese even arab? look at the distance between where saudis cluster and lebanese, it's roughly the same distance as between lebanese and norwegians.

Love when t_D fags come here and just call some random guy a shitskin when he's trying to spread information and understanding of the situation in the middle east.

I don't believe you

>The Lebanon

How did they do that now?

he doesnt have to be suck an asshole when doing it

FYI to all

If they claim to be Lebanese ask for a passport, because 9 times out of 10 they are probably Syrian rape baby with no papers.

just a fyi before I leave

bye

>The current king (Salman) is the last living son of the founder of modern KSA
Blatantly false, along with other things, but this is the easiest ones for other anons to confirm that it's bullshit.
>very knowledgeable about the Middle East,
Lol

well i'm a cook not a historian but my uncle that fought over there told me that some politician got all the christians to slaughter the muslims and i think thats what happened in beirut

Perhaps this is what the Neolithic farmers looked liked, who are also in de European genotype. In any case, I would take a girl like this as my wife any day.

like, they werent white christians. You should watch a waltz with bashir, i havent seen it yet but my gf really liked it

How can you say that you are Lebanese Arab Muslim? Isn't that a contradiction?
The Lebanese that I know are actually Lebanese (Christians) and feel insulted when they are called arabs. Thus, are you a descendant of the arabs that started the civil war?

Good fucking God Elle Fanning is a good looking bitch.

What will make refugees voluntarily return to the middle east?

What do you make of the 60 Minutes piece where their reporter went into a EU Muslim ghetto and was assaulted multiple times? How come the police won't even go in there?

Is this acceptable muslim behavior?

youtube.com/watch?v=AepidDd8Rs0