What the fuck
What the fuck
Julian Harris
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Lincoln Sanchez
this is what life has become.
Oliver Price
>being forced to surrender you k-noife
Holy shit Britbongistan get it together
David Edwards
BIN
Dominic Hill
BIN THAT KNIFE FUCK MY WIFE
Chase Moore
Ryder Long
They did sculpt a pretty cool knife angel out of those knives though.
Xavier Gomez
Don't they realize that illegalizing small arms will put tens of thousands of people out of jobs?
There is literally no pros in this, because a sandniggers will do the same damage with a kitchen knife as much as with a custom handmade knife
Aaron Price
the life of the wife is ended by the knife
Brayden James
Original
Lucas James
the LOIF of the WOIF is ended by the NOIF
Camden Diaz
BIN YOUR KIN
Connor Bell
looks like trump
Nicholas Watson
BIN THAT MODEM
SAVE YOUR SCROTUM
Blake Nelson
Be better than most.
Bin that shitpost.
Ethan Hall
Dont be sorry. Park that lorry.
Ethan Gutierrez
Oh no. How are we supposed to overthrow our government without our pocket knives and biscuits?
Levi Lopez
MORE LIKE LIFE SURRENDER BIN AMIFITE
Julian Walker
looks like its asking the fuck is wrong with you guys
Aiden Rogers
Only post ITT if your country has never had a weapons amnesty.
Cooper Flores
...
Jace Smith
...and the sun sets on the British empire...
Luis Turner
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis
mfw