I have worked in a Canadian embassy in Turkey for 4 years. AMA

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proof or didn't happen

who cares french boy

fuck off, i am on holiday.
question or gtfo.

How much love do you get from Turkish girls?

quite a lot, but most of them are too shy or religious to actually try anything.

liar
but at least we will be able to conduct the census of retarded Sup Forumsacks

starts here:

liar?
how so?

How many have you been with?

Why don't you go to reddit you fucked leaf?
fuckkkk off

How do you get a job at a Canadian embassy and what types of jobs are available?

not much, though i accepted every offer i got. most of them are too scared to advance for some reason. i got around 1 per month, and around 3 that withdrew before i laid them.

the team in turkey was small enough that you would be dost of the non technical or guarding jobs.
my job mostly involved paperwork regarding immigration, but i have done almost all types of documentation stuff just because i could.
there is the usual translation and equipment management stuff, but unless you are politically involved, there is not much to do besides paperwork.

Did you legit get the job thru the regular application process with PSC-Global Affairs or thru connections?

Turkroach mad his women are getting the white cock.

i wanted to get it legit, but ended up being there thru connections. shit was arranged without my knowledge, and when i was informed about it, it was too late and the opportunity was too good to pass. it was nothing political though

Cool, thanks. Do you have any problems at Global Affairs with Phoenix payroll?

Why would I give a fuck?

Did you impregnate any of them?

i don't, thanks to my position at least. the staff over there in turkey is surprisingly low, so problems like that are easy to call attention to, as everybody knows each other pretty well.
the embassies in turkey is also on the better side than most others, especially with the recent events people up above really want to make sure that everything is up and running well over there.

no idea. it was mostly one night affairs, and i didn't give my contacts to most, so they would have to come all the way to the embassy, which is not easy for them to do. never used a condom though, so it is probable.

Cool, thanks again. I was wondering how far and wide that payroll disaster affected people. Looking at some contract work with the feds in the near future. Cheers.

good luck.

how much do you make

not much, i am not in an important position. but for the next year, i will probably be making 16k/month.
things are looking up.

do you embassy fags know any kind of top secrets that they would get you killed if you leak?

no, not in my position. i am not even remotely political, i mostly do the paperwork.
but there were some... secretive people around me desu. so there are people who know shit, but i am not one of them. not yet.

Will you die in the next major earthquake?

there's been a while since the last one, and i wasn't there to experience it anyways. i don't expect to die in natural causes, but i might die in the upcoming turkish civil war.

Did you realize that sandnigs are truley disgusting creatures ?

do you have to know french to work at an embassy?

Are the Greeks and the Turks still at each others throats? Are you aware of espionage? Is is easily apparent?

most of them, yeah.
the muslim ones are disgusting. the ones from the western shores are decent. if you go to the westernmost parts, they start to look and behave a lot like greeks, which is not much but an upgrade nonetheless.

on a basic level, as we are dealing with the french citizens quite often. i don't think you would need to know french for most other embassies, but you probably need to for the one in turkey, as we are understaffed currently. the more skills you have the better.

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Who will you support?
T*rks or K*rds?
S*culars or M*slims

>Are the Greeks and the Turks still at each others throats?
most turks are. but i have seen the occasional open minded roach. however they are too few and far between.
they don't leave the espionage stuff to us plebs. and from what i have seen it is nothing serious but i might be wrong on that one. i don't have access to that stuff so i can't confirm it.

it is not my job to fight your war.
however, if i was forced to live in turkey, i would prefer a secular and a shitnigger free turkey. so yes to seculars and no to kurds.
that said, i still would not vote for CHP, they are fucking socialists.

Congratulations on electing your superior, human Prime Minister. Apologies for our following two years... =(

You're welcome. Hang tough, four years will go by very quickly.

t-thanks senpai.
he is 100% human and unquestionable superior leader desu.