ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, MAN? RUSSIA DID IT AFUCKINGGAIN!

cnn.com/2017/06/06/politics/russian-hackers-planted-fake-news-qatar-crisis/index.html

Now are you starting to fucking get it, pantshitters?

Yes, they HACKED our election.

Yes, they HACKED our media.

Yes, they HACKED our very reality.

I'll give you twelve months. That's about how long it will take to impeach President Asshole, get his entire cabinet out on a Federal RICO case, and go down the line until we get a decent fucking President (fuck NO, we won't settle for Pence or Ryan).

Then we are going to straight to war with Putin. Start removing the racist, anti-Muslim shit from your brains now and seeing the REAL enemy.

Otherwise, you will be torn away from your computers and locked in jail if your refuse the draft.

Russia, you are FUCKED. Didn't you hear we can shoot down nukes now? What the fuck were you thinking? America will televise Putin' execution for the whole fucking world when we're done with you.

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Let's archive that
>cnn com/2017/06/06/politics/russian-hackers-planted-fake-news-qatar-crisis/index.html
archive.is/rH420

>cnn

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When the news speaks of russians they are talking about Sup Forums, I believe, a bunch of NEETs from around the world shitpost both real and fake and the news has no one else to blame. How likely is this and not le ebin Russians?

>hackerd du Russia! hackers DU RUSSIA!
that's all you can say, that's all you can say, that's all you can sayyyyy

Lol. Suck it bitch.

I always knew russia was behind it when I saw that infographic with all the lines connecting trump with the Macedonian troll farms

What makes you think they cant hack your opinion about them hacking everything, you fucking simpleton? Little did you know you've fallen for the biggest Russian hack of them all

No they did not, they just released information that allowed people to know what a fucking corrupt cunt she was, how fucked up the DNC is, etc.

Now, lets go back to reality where your little mind is blown every single day that Trump is YOUR president, you have significant debt due to your college loans and can't get a jeb cause muh liberal arts degree.

fucking kids these days...

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY DID TO ME EITHER!
RUSSIANS HACKED MY OVEN TO BURN MY CHICKEN
RUSSIANS HACKED MY CAR AND GAVE ME A FLAT
RUSSIANS HACKED MY REFRIGERATOR AND MADE MY MILK GO BAD A DAY EARLY
RUSSIANS HACKED MY LIMEWIRE AND DOWNLOADED SAUCY PORN

FUCKING RUSSIANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bump, this is some good bait

enjoy the many ensuing (you)s

>Yes, they HACKED our very reality.

Nah, Hillshillary still wont become president.

Soooo...how does Putin's cock taste, pantshitters?

I know you're all morbidly obese quasi-downies who have never had sexual contact with a 3D woman for comparison...but, just, like...really curious, you know?

It isn't every day a person encounters literally retarded cucks who slobber this much over Putin and his orange lapdog.

I can't wait until we finally get decent fucking single payor healthcare. And I hope to fucking hell it includes provisions for euthanizing far right numbskulls whenever they're brought in to get their infected fat rolls debrided.

You are ALL traitors and fucking morons of the highest order.

>CNN

WTF RUSSIA STOP HACKING YOU SNOW NIGGERS


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kys louise

fanning the flames of twink butthurt since 2016
dream on

You are the fucking traitor for supporting Neocon plots to overthrow a fucking democratically elected government.

>pantshitters

I think this is just the opposite of reality. Hillary Clinton shat her pants because she was old and has serious health conditions. Did you see her ass faint on live tv on 9/11/16? I did. She's sick. She caughs all the time, she poops her pants. She lost the game. Heh, kids and their delusions.

Is Russia to the leftists what Sam Hyde is to Sup Forums

No, the left do it unironically and use them as a blanket excuse. Sam is just the earths most notorious terrorist and marksmen.

So is this a daily thread we're going to have now? Did you just find out about Sup Forums because somebody on reddit told you its where all the right wing cool kids hang out? Free advice, you're not special and nobody gives a fuck, their are literally a hundred faggot shills like you on at any given time who are way more entertaining and creative. Step your game up or gtfo back to kikebook

Oooooh nooooo, their on to us. What ever shall we do comrades?

Yes, babydick. I do remember. She had to sit down like a normal human being after barnstorming and speaking in the blistering fucking sun.

Is the shit you call a brain capable of remembering what happened next?

She came back three weeks later and HUMILIATED the orange fuckwit in the first debate. And then she did it two more times, exposing him as the clueless, gibbering orangutan he actually is.

She won every debate.

She led every fucking poll.

She crushed the popular vote.

There absolutely NO explanation for her losing except for unprecedented Russian hacking. And every Democrat has vowed to get even. We are going to drink Ivan's blood like fucking borscht and make skin lamps out of every deplorable skinhead in this fucking country.

>Russia hacked our election
>Hillary wins the popular vote by millions
>Hillary supports keep pushing the "Russia hacked the election" meme

The Libruls in this country are among the dumbest creatures on this planet.

At least she can walk 500 ft without a golf cart.

>>hackers plant fake new

Wow... and so somehow "planting fake news" = hacking the election... And in some weird parallel universe, hackers care about planting news? When did hackers become reporters ?

I'm not taking the bait OP

>>russia you are fucked

Let's assume Russia did indeed hack our elections, why is there no proof? Don't you think this would constitute an act of war?

>>muh user intel community
>>muh news community that echos other news agency
>>muh hearsay
>>muh "connections"

I mean, at this point aliens have more evidence for their existence than Russian hackers.

OMG FUCKING RUSSIAN HACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKiNG DREUAGHMTF WILl NOT GET AWAY WITH IT

>trusting sources like CNN

Get a goddamn life, no actually, just kill yourself.

>blistering fucking sun
Are you pants on head retarded?

RUSSIANS HACKED MY CONDOM AND MY WIFE IS PREGNET.

>Yes, they HACKED our election.
>Yes, they HACKED our media.
>Yes, they HACKED our very reality.
They even hacked our hacks! Russians could be anyway, even in your armpits!

Thank you Norway senpai

These dream were made of cheese
I think it's time to go to sleep...

>American
>Walking ever

And you probably call yourself a true American

whois dis he look ver familyer

>significant majorities overall
>hack only the barely plausible swing states
>odds and pills defying loss despite record turnout results
This isn't rocket science.

I meant to say polls, obviously

Please burgers tell me that normies don't buy this bullshit...

Damn, you must be a troll. You are too dumb to be a paid shill and too brainwashed to be hunting (((you)))'s.

it's a bot lel

if the Russians are responsible from keeping Hillary out of the White House then they are pretty good guys.

I'm not the one bending over backwards making excuses for a neo-soviet fuckface.

Youre really bad at this, I like your filenames though theyre a decent touch

Just to preface this post, Trump is a YUGE horse's ass

BUT

The DNC leaks came from an inside source. We know who that was. Wikileaks confirmed it too.

EVEN IF the Russians did hack it, it's immaterial, the contents were the problem, and they were verifiably real.

As for the Hillary personal email hacks, they had security an 8 year old could've penetrated.

>See some Russian IP addresses pentesting your firewall
>ZOMG RUSSIAN HACKERS

Every fucking public IP address gets hit by Russian hacking attempts. The point is not to have short bus level IT security, or, y'know, don't be a corrupt, primary rigging, corporate dick sucking piece of shit and there won't be any evidence that you are.

Anyway, she did fuck all campaigning, and arrogantly assumed she had certain states in the bag while treating voters in those states with pure contempt.

Trump is an ego tripping dimwit, and he deserved to win more than this fucking reptile, AND he's made a better president, as shitty as he's been so far, she still would've been worse.

Stop that, some mod is going to believe you eventually

Reported to the Kremlin. This is Putin's America now. Enjoy your stay at the gulag

Ssshhheeeeeeeiiiittttt

The thing is that the left WANTS to believe it.

But Obama said it wasn't possible to hack a US election.

RUSSIA YOU DUN GOOFED

>See some Russian IP addresses pentesting your firewall
>ZOMG RUSSIAN HACKERS
That leaked report doesn't show much at all, sure, but there's a lot more there. Some congressfolk have already said as much.

I didnt really pay attention or give a shit about the Qatar stuff anyway

Just stop taking everything on Sup Forums at face value

When I read posts like this, I think of that image where the college cucks are being assigned by their professor to "raid" /pol as a part of their coursework. It's just too pathetic and uninformed to be anything else.

I wonder if it has a partner to join the thread and pretend to form concensus.

You are doing Keks work. Time to chose a Trip tbah famelam.

> I hate fucking drumpf so much hold me I can't take it anymore

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so fucking irrelevant! I'm only getting furious responses from far right fuckwits like you and a hundred others!

I'm sorry to pull you away from your interracial porn and terrorist Bitcoin threads for some common fucking sense. I know it's wasting everyone's time talking to this fucking cult, so I can only mock you and encourage you to do the right thing.

Here, do us both a favor: find the key to daddy's gun cabinet, grab the biggest one you can find, and see if you can remember how to pull the trigger from the one time your little cock got hard without a cartoon on your screen and you felt like a big man.

Remember to aim up, directly between your eyes.

Do it over your soiled anime sheets, too.

Maybe you can pretend a real woman will miss you. Plus you'll avoid a fuck ton of pain when President Asshole is gone, and the brown people start kicking whiteness in its puny bitter balls until they burst like rotten grapes.

Correct.
Please negotiate best available surrender terms.
Office of 233cd
Secretary of Deep State.

>CNN
>Real news
>muh 1337 russian h4xx0rz that re so easily traced and caught
>impeach
>war with russia is a good thing
>can't draft me bitch
>shooting down a nuke won't cause an airbusrt that won't cause issues
3/10 for shilling
5/10 for making me giggle
0/10 for reddit spacing
4/10, git gud kid

>HAHAH YOU MUMPHKINS ARE FINISHED SURELY THIS TIME SAYS INCREASINGLY NERVOUS WHORE FOR THE 100TH TIME

THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO DIE

Not without help, no. You need on the ground access and giving context for the data to get anything done. It was collusion not just an outside assault.

(((CNN))) and stupid average burger...

Russian here. I just hacked this board to make me show up as a Belgian. I am going to do the same to hack Brussels and control the EU. What are you going to do about it, tovarisch?

>RUSSSIANNNNS MANNNNNNNNN RUSSIANNSSSSSSSSSSS OMG THE RUSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MANNNNNNNNNNNN

...

Well what are you waiting for, hack them back.
Russian presidential elections are 9 months from now, get started.

t. 1950s era cold war shill

KEK

The smart thing to do is murder russia economically, until his oligarchs murder putin literally.

EXPLAIN TO ME HOW RUSSIA HACKED US.

Bet no one can.

Drink vodka, eat Borsch and fuck some animal.

They may have gotten in, I can't discount that possibility. The fact remains, it wouldn't have cost her anything if the contents didn't show evidence of fraud and corruption. In any case, I doubt it cost her much at all, since the mainstream media didn't report shit about the leaks content, and anybody independent minded enough to pursue that content probably wasn't voting for Hillary anyway, or wouldn't have swayed their vote as a result of them, since they only really confirmed what we (the one's paying attention) already strongly suspected.

Its times like these we need stable, experienced leadership. What a shame we only have Drumpf aka the chaos candidate. Everyone make sure to document as much as you can so when a future civilization discovers our world they'll know that Drumpf and his policies (or lack thereof) is what caused the apocalypse.

Man, if you take the media at face value, you would think the Russians are even more cunning and subversive than ((((((them))))))

REPEAT AFTER ME, Sup Forums:

"(((CNN))) IS A PROPAGANDA NETWORK ENTIRELY RAN BY THE (((DEEP STATE)))."

> fuck some animal.

he's not Canadian, I doubt he's allowed

yes CNN is such a viable news source, never once has it been wrong and an alarmist bullshitter

go home clinton

Aww, OP... don't leave. I wanna see the level of depression and humiliation you're at by the 250th post in this thread.

Saged, and fuck everyone who responds to this bait.

are u mad

American here, the Russians probably hacked my computer o it looks like I'm in Serbia. Just wanted to say I trumpgret my decision to vote for drumpf, I didn;t expect for him to literally kill people by pulling out of the Paris deal. Call your representative now to get him IMPEACHED!

I was writing about what I would do B^/

Is this supposed to be ironic? Either way this is pretty funny.

Ignoring the fact that every major country does the exact same shit, how do you go from Russia "planted fake news in the media" to "impeaching the president?"

>go down the line
if trump goes pence picks a new VP, if he goes his VP steps up and picks a new VP. Short of all of congress dying a la Designated Survivor it never goes low enough down the chain to get a Democrat.

Sorry, sweetie :3

Thanks brother

THIS JUST IN: Anonymous sources familiar with the thinking of Russian President Vladimir Putin say that he may have ties to Russia and is suspected to be in favor of the removal of any sanctions against Russia.

yawn...

You wouldn't know hacking if a trojan process migrated into your browser process and stole all your private information while recording you jack off.

In other words, Russia is /ourguy/?

I have yet to read past the first sentence of any of your posts, your first line has to be a "hook", you just dont have any pizzazz. I still do like the filenames though, thats a solid gimmick you should keep experimenting with. BTW if you could hop on a proxy and change your flag to a leaf, they LOVE that shit, you'll get twice the (you)'s.

It doesn't, but they're slightly more associated than that.
m.dailykos.com/story/2017/3/27/1647610/-99-coincidences-connecting-Trump-and-Putin
Yeah, yeah, you'll shit on the source, but it's all from other more reputable places.

Archived it

>dailykos com/story/2017/3/27/1647610/-99-coincidences-connecting-Trump-and-Putin
archive.is/A6p6U

Russia Russia Russia pathetic moron

Not gonna lie, former Trump supporter here. It's over for him. Drumpf is done for. Can't get his hands on the nuclear codes, etc.

And there even a myriad of stronger coincidences that connect Trump to other foreign actors in countries like China, the UK, France, Japan, etc. Along with every other president in the past 50 years.

So what's your point? Also what does that have to do with planting fake news in the media?

>I'll give you twelve months.
TFW it's 8 years

I looked over all the information in your post and it's a big fat nothingburger. I'm pretty sleepy after all that. I think you should go to sleep.