/CPD/ Real Adam Hours Edition

BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU [Open]

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

KEEP IT BUMPED IN THIS SEA OF PISS

Other urls found in this thread:

getbehindthevest.org/
youtube.com/watch?v=3FgwixCv3Cc
youtube.com/watch?v=w9kz9XaW_xE
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Good morning, Adam

What won't male black do tonight?

Keys checked

>struck by a car.

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That's a pretty awesome assault ramp they have there.

Who /312/ here?

>4 spics tagging
dispatch cracking up

I have family in Plainfield. No niggers, it's nice and white.

yessss time to get /comfy/ I need this thread tonight Roberts

>captcha: 30850 ADAM

Did I just hear "size seven and chunky"?

>5'7" and chunky
CHUNKY

>male white passed out by the fence

>"Just shot a Jimmy Johns delivery guy... with the fireworks."

THICC
H
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C
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>try to cash your fraudulent check
>call the police when they refuse

>body snatcher notice

>wut choo mean I aint Thaddeus Schumacher III ?

damnit adam

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Did I hear that right? Adam is still trying to take lunch? These boys must get some wicked OT.

>brush fiyah

IN THE REAR

tired, hangry and armed. what a way to be.

>about to fight someone has a hammer

>a ginger refusing to leave the location

>threatening burn down homeless males tent under the viaduct
bitch

this thread is already at pavement inspector. pls don't make us call in the body removal.

>Chiraq
>No body snatchers

What magic is that, Robert?

It's only a matter of time before the meat wagon is called. The only question is that if it will happen before Real Robert Hours?

getbehindthevest.org/
Threadly reminder to back the blue.

I meant that I hope this thread doesn't 404.
I also hope all the violence is comedy tier tonight.

Sheeiitt, no way body snatcher won't bag a few

>tfw when your plate carrier is better than most of /CPD/

>someone has a hammer

Holy shit there is so much garbage being posted to this board. Do the mods even exist?

Hopefully more anons join in. It get's better a little later on but right now it's a diarrhea storm on Sup Forums.

well put, sir.
I suppose it is a little early for much action.
But these threads are so comfy that I get
impatient

Afternoon Roberts, Checking in to wait for male black to take on the city

So true...scanned through the entire catalog and only found 2 threads of interest.

Aww Shheeiitt
>pants down on the Red Line

Everyother thread is some half naked or naked chick with some shitty post half related to politics. It almost looks like Sup Forums.

There's our guy Count...how are you Robert? Good to see you.

I thought that was how you were supposed to
ride the red line.

Too many false flag happening threads. It's like a CNN broadcast; full of bullshit to slide threads.
Mods are compromised and are only concerned with their shekels.
Come here for some /comfy/ time but had to wade through the shit.

Did I miss anything good Roberts?

glad to see that you made it user.
I too weep for the quality control on
this board

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Pantsless train ride

I'm prettying this happens at least once a night on the red line.

what a way to air out yo' junk

youtube.com/watch?v=3FgwixCv3Cc

I missed it; what is happening on South Campbell in the garage?

What's pavement inspector?

Stay classy Chicago

Person face down on the ground

Was 312 then 708 years ago. Now 618 thankfully. Still have family in Chicago stlll though.

this yes

passed out
face down

Damn.

>Yfw its a performance art installation

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64 degrees and clear in Chicago tonight; should be a hoodie night.

Shootout time

Sup niggers

not been in the threads about a week now, any golden ones i missed roberts?

Awww yee
back on the front page
CHECK YOUR KEYS

815 checking in you niggers

Nothing further on the taggers

Black hoodie with a gun

ban assault sweaters

AYYYYY

Why do they always have a hoodie

Thanks to reddit and the election, Sup Forums pretty much is the new Sup Forums except nobody even tries to lurk and nobody calls out the hordes of newfags and willingly spoonfeeds them. We need our elitism back.

A tranny got beat down at the gas station over the weekend

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Probably to conceal guns/other weapons. Have drugs in the front pocket to make it easy to access for selling.

conservation of core body temperature is important user

Dese niggas ice cold

nice

Black guy beating a door down. Not in my neighborhood

Ice cold sippin the lean an smokin on a o block coon pack namsayin? Getcho clout up lil nigga

Robert will get him

was it trying to fuel up a car, or sucking dick for pocket change? Inquiring minds want to know.

ehh give it like 3-4 years and Sup Forums will die down hopefully and go back to normal
>atleast we got high post numbers

K..keep me posted

>someone narking on a pothead in his house

Probably the least serious crime being committed in the entire city currently

>someone narking on a pothead in his house
>Probably the least serious crime being committed in the entire city currently
LOL heard that and shook my head

There's hardly any comfy threads about unconventional topics like these, just people screaming shill and ducking trump cock, it's sad

Welcome to modern political discourse.
SUCK IT OR DUCK IT MAGA

Not sure. Tranny was jumped and beat up by 3 male blacks

>Running on foot.
As opposed to running on his hands. Pic related

shameful lack of tolerance

They invaded the beach again this year.

youtube.com/watch?v=w9kz9XaW_xE

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This is the best thread on Sup Forums. They need to give us our own /cpd/ board already.

New Blues Brothers movie???

It would be interesting to see a police scanner board with different cities and different nationalities represented.

If only I can get clearer action shot at night. Evening Roberts.