Why is the left better at making jokes than us?

I mean let's face it - their memes, their puns, and their comedians are hands down superior to ours. Liberals are just naturally funnier people than you or I. They're more witty and creative than us, and their pop culture references are fucking choice. It's hard to admit, but how are we to even compete?

>caring

Laughing out load at your pic!! Mind if i save it?

this is the shittest bait thread i have ever seen jesus christ

Take it friend, it's yours!

But that's not an alt-right point. It's a MRA thing

Hi I'm Democrat Libtardson, and this is my propaganda shop. I work here with my old man communism, and my son Bernie sanders. Everything here is a made up story by CNN/MSNBC.
After 50 years I have learned, you never know who you will have to lie to or kill to reach your ends.
This is Progressive Stars

Sage

What time zone are the shills in now? They are all over the fucking place.

No tranny porn or nazi threads WTF

Die again Brock

.... there was nothing witty in that pic user, and I struggle to find American humour funny at all left or right.

not bait I'm geniuley kept up at night by the possibility of us loosing the meme wars.

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pic was semi-unrelated, just some dumb tweet i found to give reference

just like your dick is semi unrelated to your dogs asshole faggot

Nah, its a thing but it reflects how sick our societies are and the extremes men have to go to, to protect their stuff from women gaming the system.

SOMEONE POST THE STORY TIME Sup Forums ABOUT DUDE GETTING VASECTOMY AND NOT TELLING WHORE GF. OLD SAUCE

I never heard that one.

Haha fuck i wish i had it saved

DID HE JUST MOCK ABORTION?

my bad was cl

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what??

I don't get it.

Why are you afraid of losing something which is a joke anyway? The meme wars is just our shitposting leaking out into the real world, and watching the left go into a full shit flurry, trying to counter our arguments. That's it. As long as Sup Forums exists and the mods don't go full autist and ban speech, we will never lose "the war".

How Obvious is the kikeing on this post. Holy shit, nice try faggot

even if i had unlimited supermodels begging me for cock, i wouldn't take even a 1% chance at losing my virility

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>taking this moron seriously

There is literally nothing better than putting a whore in her place

>our

No faggot, your memes and jokes are terrible and are usually based solely in ignorance

Liberals dominate the entertainment industry because they cornered it and they discriminate harshly against those who are not liberal. For most of American history, it was the other way around and Conservatives held most of the power.

>Claiming our defeat as fact

Neck yourself, shilling Leaf fag

This was a comfy read thanks user.

np anons

Because the left are professional clowns.

because Sup Forums is literally humans vs orcs. the most dumbass manchild ideology LOOOOL

why would I post my own twitter account on here, no tlooking to get doxxed retard

>(((HEAT ST)))
>alt-right

Is this nigger serious?

Also (((vasectomy))) is literal cuckoldry.

Dude we won the first meme war. We got rocked the 2nd because we let the leftists overplay their hand and piss off the regular people. We are winning America which is why they're shifting influence to Europe.

say the n word

Not only that but leftists are low iq with abhorrent wit and zero understanding of irony. They aren't funny. Their humor is "got 'em" humor which is cancer.

IP RANGE BAN

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>Russia says "fuck it" and let's the nukes fly at Step 5
Great plan

>praising leftists
fucking leaf

canada is a country not an ip you ignorant slut

do ot sometime before 2018. So i can shitpost more and call you burgers.

Just laugh it off user. Not 1 leaf is bothered by "day of the rake".

Weve been making fun of our own culture since always. Leafs are generally happy cucks with a good sense of humor.

Pretty sure only incredibly insane women would ever get pregnant just to secure a meal ticket. These are just MRA fantasies.

I know 1 (first hand experience). Heard a few stories like this without the win.

You're either under 30 or live under a rock

he's actually got some better stuff that makes more sense

>inb4 im shilling this account, was just scrolling through and found good tweets that made a little more sense (in fairness to them)

23. Maybe it's because I'm not a Chad. I know for damn sure no chick would ever purposely get impregnated by me.

Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert, who is the right's equivalent? The right has not match for these people.

23. young lad you're going to experience life both good and bad. I'm not some oldfag comdesending to you. Early thirtys, I've been though my 20's. Most women are insane children till the eggs dry up. Take this as you will....

What a brilliant 7 point plan for a MAD scenario. It's like people have forgotten Russia has a large nuclear stockpile too, and wouldn't accept such blatant aggression without threatening to use it.

Anything after step 5 is pure fantasy; Nukes would been launched.

Exactly. The closest thing we have to a 'typical' conservative comedian is Steven Crowder, and he's annoying as fuck. Otherwise Sam Hyde is the only other guy I can think of (maybe Adam Carolla, if you consider him a comedian) and none of these people register at all on the average person's pop-culture radar.

Gavin McInnes ftw

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Thanks, Lori!

doesn't do stand-up as far as I'm concerned.

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kys

Hilarious. People laugh at you but not for the reasons you are thinking.

Is she back on the bloody charlie?! Daft bugger.

It's just one single canadian making those retarded posts, isn't it? You've made me hate every canadian flag you unbelievable faggot. Kys

>stealing and copying Twitter, Sup Forums and reddit meme styles instead of coming up with their own
>doing it so poorly everyone thinks you're more obnoxious then you really are, which already is a lot
Bad bait m8

The right is too angry and stupid to have the intellect required to register humor, that's why. Their base is middle-aged white folks who haven't been to high school in 35 years and vote because that's how their parent's told them to vote. Either that or Liberals in cities like new york are more inclined to listen to comedians and late night talk shows. Things conservatives dismiss as "being for liberals"

lol why so angry newfag? am I irritating you? chill out eurocuck

>Jews dominate the entertainment industry because they cornered it and they discriminate harshly against those who are not Jewish. For most of American history, it was the other way around and Whites held most of the power.
fix'd

Conservatives get their commentary from churches and local am radio talk shows.

I like you Goldberg, I will throw you into the oven last.

Well, she's an obvious lunatic, what would you expect?

>7.Pass legislation defining propaganda funded by Russia as terrorism

How does she think this kind of shit works? Magic? She can't fathom any way for that to backfire?

haha omg great meme man, internet fist bump eh, totally roasted him. Canada forever amirite?

The trick is to act like a kindergartener.

Trump is literally funnier than all of them.


2020 is locked up for Trump.

that doesn't rhyme
say what you will about rap music, at least niggers can rhyme

yah bud. Go for the hat trick bud. Fuckin A bud

kek

You've had this for how long now and you still haven't fucking merged them?!

Dude it's obviously a joke lol

I assumed the classical liberals were the ones making the jokes and memes on Sup Forums and the conservatives were the ones who were organizing shit and making it spread..

shit, forgot my image

that's an interesting take on it - sort of like tin-pan alley style division of labour

>Most women are insane children.

Fixed.

seth macfarlane is a liberal (yet still anti-SJW), let's face it, liberals are fucking hilarious
I'm also a liberal but like Sup Forums because I'm also ant-SJW
Family guy is my favourite show

Nice try, Shylock.

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>not alt-right
they can't even identify us.

kys leaf.

This comment proves OP's point

Holy fuck you people have made an art out of joining autism to faggotry

So when are you gonna be old enough to vote?

you mean cringier which is sort of embarassing since we are weebs outcast virgins

literally this

ayep, it's just the joke that keeps on giving, with liberals ALWAYS getting the last laugh.

>defending leafs
Don't
nigger

>Heat Street
>Alt Right

who the fuck believes this

ching chong ling ming to you too my man

Wanna know how I know you're from plebbit?

>literally using literally in a literal sense

this is why you don't take kikes' advice ever

>judges a nationality

>is polish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>women

>t. 60%