This is complete and total hearsay, but I had dinner with my older brother tonight. Somehow, he has ended up on a listserv with a lot of people who claim to be in intelligence positions in the government. In the past they have leaked accurate information onto the listerv a few weeks before it hit the press, so at least some of what they say is legit. Here's a rough summary of what he told me:
1. Trump is going down, not in years or months, but in weeks. The evidence against him and some others in the administration is irrefutable now, they're just trying to figure out how to do it in such a way that they can't pardon themselves first. 2. Flynn has given up on angling for immunity from prosecution, but is cooperating with the investigation in order to try and minimize his jail time. He's singing like a canary. 3. Manafort is going to jail. 4. Kushner is going to jail absent a Trump pardon. 5. Mueller is trying to get Pence to resign first - he's implicated in obstruction of justice, and doing so would stop Pence from immediately pardoning everyone else when he becomes President. 6. Ryan probably isn't guilty of anything, but there are incredibly damaging things he's said on tape which will force him to resign. We may be looking at President Orrin Hatch 7. There was already a divorce agreement between Melania and Donald prior to the election. But when Donald unexpectedly won, he basically forced her to stay on in the marriage - in part because if they divorce she will be able to testify against him. 8. Oddly enough, Steve Bannon is completely clean. 9. While Comey won't testify about this publicly, he will tell the Senate privately that both Trump and Kushner attempted to bribe him.
I can say with 100% certainty not all of these are true, but I wouldn't be surprised if over half of them are.
John Hernandez
BLONGALD BLUMPFPLBFH IS FINISHED GUISE I'M SUPER CEREAL!!!!!!
Thomas Edwards
So is Hatch the Mormon antichrist?
John Murphy
My dad is mod on a anonymous underwater sewing forum and he said you're full of shit
Jacob Thompson
>This is complete and total hearsay, b
Stopped reading here.
Jacob Gomez
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Camden Miller
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Adrian Fisher
Sorry m8
I'm a 6'4 Frycook at Wendy's with a 9 inch cock making over $180,000 a year. He will never be impeached.
Jaxson Roberts
>unconfirmed sources say
Angel Peterson
My dad works for Nintendo and he says you're full of shit.
Chase Jenkins
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Caleb Foster
My dad works for nintendo too
faggot
Ethan Ward
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Eli Jenkins
>Trump is going down, not in years or months, but in weeks.
t. increasingly nervous man for the 17th time today
Carson Sanders
>DRUMPF IS FINISHED!!!! >This is complete and total hearsay but...
You should get a position at CNN they look for people just like you.
sage btw.
Ian Wood
you forgot the most important one 10. Melania Trump is asking for your number user, she needs someone to keep her warm at night while The Donald rots in a jail cell
Kevin Ramirez
Well I'm familiar with your older brothers thinking and he thinks of dudes when he masturbates. So he's a faggot
Jose Rivera
This is literally just a list of louise mensch's predictions over the past few months lol back to mensch twitter with you
Jaxson Gray
YOU COME INTO MYYY HOUSE!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!
Joseph Rogers
Don't use Ron Paul in a non-libertarian way ever again
Ryan Hill
> 1 post by this ID
Tyler Moore
YASSS DANGLE DRAMPH TOO SCOOOS IMPEEEEECH
Get laid, please.
Jace Moore
>1. Trump is going down, not in years or months, but in weeks. The evidence against him and some others in the administration is irrefutable now, they're just trying to figure out how to do it in such a way that they can't pardon themselves first.
Daniel Flores
9/10 pretty fucking interesting happening! thread for a change I mean, none of this is anything but unfounded rumor, but it's a good yarn you spin
Nathaniel Campbell
This level of LARPing is so fucking stupid that the only way Sup Forums would believe it is if it came from George Webb, Kim Dotcom, Joe Biggs, ANON5, FBIAnon, or some other wanker that the low-IQ GLPers here write fanfic about.
Austin Rogers
>This is complete and total hearsay, but I had dinner with my older brother tonight. Somehow, he has ended up on a listserv with a lot of people who claim to be in intelligence positions in the government.
>they C L A I M to be in these positions and not proving it, so it can't possibly be a LARP, I mean, one wouldn't lie about this, would he? >Blindly believing your older brother on a case that has already been disproven and showed it had no basis countless times before, it has to be true this time!
Juan Peterson
When Stephen Colbert and John Oliver have a circle-jerk with the rest of the diaper pin crowd this story is how they get hard while they use your brother as a bukake target.
Noah Cox
The amount of buzzwords in this post is extraordinary
Robert Miller
>1 post by this ID >HAPPENING >hearsay
You have to try harder than that. Or go back. Take your pick.
Aaron Anderson
Yeah there will be a fucking civil war / counter-coup before this shit happens
All this Muh Russia bullshit has been so transparently retarded - there's always a line in every article > BUD NO AGDUAL SOLID EBIDENCE :DDDD The only question is, will this timeline live up to the memetic glory that was the post-primary election shitshow?
The fire rises, faggot.
Jason Harris
>OH.MY.GEWD! DRUMPF IS DONE!! Just fuck you. You're working and it shows. sad person, sad life.
Elijah Bailey
STOP GIVING (YOUS) REEEEEE
Jace Morgan
You got all the (((You))) that you wanted. Now go back to sucking cocks OP.
Robert Evans
I sage like a good lad, pipe the fuck down. >And it goes a little something like this
Nolan Barnes
They've been right about many of the reports coming out of Washington Post and the New York Times. It would not surprise me if they were some of the unsourced individuals cited by those newspapers. They know what they are talking about.
Christopher Jones
None of this will happen. This is the reason why your brother hates you and feeds you lies because you're a faggot
Robert Bailey
why do these threads all read alike i mean its not different than when CNN reports something from an anonymous official but still why go through all the effort of typing this out when there is plenty of pasta just like this to piece together?
