The most fake, non-countries in Europe?

What are the most fake, non-countries in Europe? I know about places like Belgium, Bosnia, and Macedonia, but I was wondering what other countries are generally regarded as fake countries?

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all of them pretty much

Ireland

Moldova, Ukraine, Belarus, Monaco, Andorra, Luxembourg.

Ukraine. Moldova probably should not exist either. Also add the microstates.

Ukraine, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia.. Moldova is getting better but still cant be counted as a country. they are still colony. Georgia.. Abhasia and Alania.

Oh, whoops. Can't forget Azerbaijan.

FYROM
Belgium
Kosovo
Switzerland

Switzerland
sure, 98% sand third-worlder

Germany and UK
Bosnia and Herzegovina + croatia

what are the criteria for being fake?

Japan's a pretty fake country

>sure, 98% sand third-worlder
Not sure what this means but I can make an educated guess the quality of life is objectively better here than that of life in Italy.

Sorry pastanigga.

Being smaller than my backyard.

Shit tier is Kosovo, Macedonia, Bosnia
Low legitimacy tier are Belgium and Ukraine

Dont know but Vlaanderen belongs to us and the rest gan go fuck off to France

triggered

I'm still not convinced this country exists in this reality, it's like a space/time anomaly that is there sometimes and doesn't exist other times

a fucking medkit

just rename yourselves to bank country thats what you are since your creation by the cr*saders

kek, deus vult

hello my insect friend

I have a question for you though is immigration there as bad as in germoney or france?
Are the streets filled with pakis and shitskins?

Bosnia, Serbia, Croatia, Macedonia, Reaggeton, Montenegro

Andorra, Monaco, Austria should be in Germany, Kosovo, Macedonia, Bonsnia

only in the french part and big cities

In my opinion, if a country has a distinct language other countries don't understand, then it cannot be a meme country.

What do you think should happen to serbia bosnia montenegro and macedonia? Yugoslavia?

Andorra - rightful Spanish clay
Belgium & Luxemburg - rightful Dutch clay
Austria, Liechtenstein and Switzerland - rightful German clay
N.Ireland - rightful Irish clay
Bosnia - rightful Croatian clay
Kosovo & Montenegro - rightful Serbian clay
Vatican & San Marino - rightful Italian clay
Ukraine - rightful Russian clay

Nonsense what about those African republics that speak in clicks and whistles are they suddenly countries now

Macedonians are bulgarians who LARP as Greeks.

>N.Ireland - rightful Irish clay

Why would you support the Irish? They're cucked and socialist as fuck.

This would be great

>Belgium & Luxemburg - rightful Dutch clay

Only the Flemish side should be part on The Netherlands. Wallonie and Luxemburg should be France

Donetsk People's Republic

>Belgium & Luxemburg - rightful Dutch clay
damn, some slavshit thinks that he knows how the things are working here

France will be African clay soon. You better stick with Dutch

The rest of UK is even more

Andorra is fake but old as shit

Vatican

That's pretty far from the truth colgate

Us? Meaning Germany-minor.

There are still Serbs in Croatia?

Kek most people here haven't even been to this wonderful country yet they continue to try and claim it oooh bulgarians greeks muh horsestory come here and eat fine cheap food see the beautiful women then bitch and moan about how it should belong to your country that happens to be shittier than this one

wake me up inside

Greeks are Helenics who larp like ancient Macedonians.
Balkans is the land of keks

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Every state once belonged to the empire of Axum. Daily reminder the first roman emperor was from Axum. And axumites first settled in Britain

>picks countries with hottest women as useless.

Not really, the country calling itself Macedonia has no relation to Ancient Macedonia. With the exception of some area around the Prespa lake it's mostly part of Dardania. Hell even their capital was the capital of Dardania.

-Macedonians are Bulgarians.
-Moldovans are Romanians.
-Bosnians are muslim Serbs.
-Eastern Ukrainians are Russians. Western Ukrainians are Polish.

>Georgia
You lil shitroach, we had son of helios as king 4 millenia ago, when your ancestors were fucking horses and goats in some desert shithole.

Yes. The actual macedonians are bulgars who larp like ancient Macedonians. Same as Greeks.
Possibility is Albanians are the ancient Macedonians because oldest language and a lot of archeology.

Said the one who's country is getting fucked in the ass by refugees.

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Every sensible Flandrian dispises Belgium.

What triggered you ? The non-countries or colony ?

Lichtenstein, Malta

Kek sure and the paki that is currently raping your wife must also be an ancestor of france

Switzerland is an operating base for Judeo-Masonic-Red Cross-Vatican conspiracy where banks-CERN-well preserved concentration camps await.

so true

Nice flag, but Netherlands = Northern Netherlands + Belgium + Luxembourg + Departement du Nord

>Only the french part surrendered

kek @ roach comment

Canada was a mistake.

>what are the criteria for being fake?

Two criterion:

1) Be Belgium, or
2) be a recently-made country that has is not ethnically homogenous

No

Ok here is my ranking of most shittiest countries in Europe:
1.Moldova
2.Kosovo
3.Macedonia (Fyrom)
4.Bosnia and Herzegovina
5.Albania

What are you knaves even talking about, all European countries are total faggots? Everyone knows this.

go away protestant scum
i'd rather remain with unemployed walloon than to go with your degenerate land

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Spain.

Europe has spoken

Luxembourg is neither german nor french (even if they are arguably more german than french), they are like a mini Swtizerland.

>Luxembourg
You sure it isn't portuguese?

Pakistan : curryniggers Larping as Muslims cuz of the anglo

He кaни cтpaнци oвдe ce дa ти eбaм

Or even italian kek.

We are not even in the top 10 shittiest

Don't forget part of Germany is also rightful Dutch clay!

i like your orange flag better

Malta. It belongs to Italy. Always has and always will.

Is Macedonia part of Serbia or Greece?

>in europe
Dumb waffle

Only in the german part and big cities, german love roaches, ever went to basel or zurich ?

Look at a map

Denmark. We should become part of estonia.

A fucking roach

Joj boze jel to pijesma Sandre Afrike?

The entire continent of Europe belongs to the U.S. State of Rhode Island.

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You want the JoJ!

Pijesma?

da

The entire world is rightful clay to the Alexanderplein in Den Haag, South Holland, the Netherlands

How'd you get that flag nigger

Please stop dressing as ancient Macedonian soldiers

We'd gladly take all and deport the french degenerates.

Every country that speaks German.

Kosovo and Albania.

Fuck those mudslime countries that are behind our lines. Remove kebab!

Agreed largely, but then that brings into question Serbia and Croatia, England and its ex colonies, the entire list of South American countries, etc

I'd rather have Portland, Oregon control my country than fucking Rhode Island.

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Luxembourg.

Anything less than 1,000,000 square kilometres isn't big enough to be a real country.

Macedonia is like the baby of a Serb mother and a Bulgarian father. The Bulgarian father is forced by circumstances to leave his child and the Serbian mother raises it to be Serbian cultured. Then the child is longing for a father and sees greece next to it and thinks greece is its father.