She is fucking gorgeous. I want to tickle her tootsies.
Blake Bennett
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James Myers
This is what our situation is:
Imagine there's a zombie apocalypse and you're stuck in a building. There are several doors open that the zombies are getting in through. Communists want to open more doors. Labour and Lib Dems want to leave the doors as they are. Conservatives want to leave the doors as they are but talk as if they're going to shut some of them. UKIP want to close most of the doors, but still allow the zombies to come in through a few, while trying to reason with the zombies already in the building. Marine Le Pen and Geert Wilders want to shut all the doors and try the demand the zombies already in the building stop being zombies. What we need is to get the zombies out of the building.
Xavier Collins
BREAKING
Abbott diagnosed with early onset dementia
Joseph White
HUMAN RIGHTS FOR ALL ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAT ANYTHING ELSE
debate me
Jonathan Sullivan
deport your life
Camden Jackson
Long term rules out cancer.
Eli Morris
Tory shills out in full force today, like anyone is going to change their vote now. Can't wait for comfy threads tomorrow when the results are coming in.
Ryder Sanders
>Italian man Youssef Zaghba
Dominic Torres
Does Regaine work lads?
Ryan Johnson
The rights of barbarians hinder the right of white people to live comfortably within their own cultures.
Colton Murphy
>nosering Ruined.
Redpill me on the upcoming elections. I don't know which Brit media sources to trust regarding the possible outcomes and their likelihood.
Nathaniel Martin
This is Phil Murphy >Democratic candidate for the NJ election >Wants to turn NJ into a sanctuary state >Goldman Sachs employee >Millions in campaign donations >was offered ambasadorship to Germany >Was rejected by Merkel >His rivals won't endorse him
Justin Moore
Clinton voters in a nutshell
Kayden Thomas
actually labours position is that there isnt actually a zombie apocalypse and all teh people screaming are stupid cunts
Ryder Ward
In that situation you would probably leave the building. So are you saying we should abandon the UK?
Anthony Turner
Poor Diane.
She'll be upset at missing the remaining 15 days of campaigning.
Xavier Russell
Long term is literally a euphemism for cancer
Bentley Sullivan
Yes I use it
Jose Thomas
>they invent an illness for abbott ti hide the fact that she's just a retard
Matthew James
>ackchyually the biggest Tory majority in 30 years would be an awful result
>How a woman from the far-right fell in love with a migrant
>Is everyone racist?
>When you really care about the election... but can't vote >Three million citizens of other European Union countries live in the UK. How do they feel about a general election dominated by Brexit, in which they cannot vote?
>How an autistic child became world pinball champion
MUH RIGHT WING BIAS
Ayden King
>Daily Stormer Do you read the Talmud as well?
Zachary Cruz
were a multicultural society in a global world and its only 50+ white racist uneducated faggots who say otherwise
Daniel Diaz
Isn't it more, if we didn't interfere with science and make the zombies then we wouldn't have this problem. It's out fault zombies exist.
Hunter Thompson
is the conservative party the only party in the UK close to Sup Forums now that UKIP is over?
Benjamin Watson
Yeah she was born a spacker
Kayden Flores
wasted a get on a dead thread. #GunsfortheUK
Brayden Brooks
That fella who came on here a few nights ago and said Dianne was resigning within two days wasn't bullshitting then.
Henry Smith
Yeah that's why it's going to shit lad.
Joshua Gutierrez
>Edinburgh west could go blue
Holy shit
Ethan Thompson
Owen Jones 2017
Connor Reed
>mfw no one English even died in LND bridge attack
Wyatt Wright
>Jeremy Corby
Gavin Bailey
then they dont fall under the HRA so why are we getting rid of it you nonce?
Lincoln King
Why have they endorsed him? Peter Hitchenesque cynicism?
Tyler Stewart
Daily reminder "human rights" are a meaningless liberal fiction used to placate weak and subservient children who are too pathetic to take control of their own lives and if you rely on them or respect them, you are not long for this world.
Nathaniel Kelly
Owen Jones election night 2015
He never fucking learns.
Kayden James
Delet.
David Reyes
>tfw just got my lease application approved and moving to Glasgow in February to start a new life in Europe
I finally got my dream job you guys! I can't fucking wait to move to England! Any of you lads want to meet up at the pub for a pint of brew next month? I'm gonna be a Brit!!
Christopher Cook
UKIP aren't over, they're just correctly noticed that people aren't so willing to back them any more after brexit because they incorrectly assume that's all they were about Get this election out of the way, vote Tory in swing seats and UKIP in Tory safeseats, let the Tories do brexit, then vote UKIP in after they fuck it all up
Jaxson Watson
they are intelligent enough to realize that being endorsed by the daily stormer is not seen as a good thing by the majority of the world so they endorse things that they dont actually like
Nicholas Morris
solid summary.
Benjamin Green
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Gabriel Evans
no its the tories fault for not regulating science busnesses properly
Aiden Hughes
I remember someone called this happening yesterday
>Allowing a government to control your life >Not wanting to meme rights from them that benefit you long term Ok mate, how principled of you.
Caleb Ramirez
HEY EVERYONE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED SOMEBODY POSTED ABOUT DIANE ABBOTT RESIGNING THE OTHER DAY I BETTER MAKE A POST TELLING YOU ALL THAT I SAW THAT GIVE ME ATTENTION
Ian Hall
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Logan Murphy
Fascists will literally dehumanize marginalized people to ethically justify their actions. People, not zombies.
Michael Ramirez
t. orwell t. Rand
Michael Jenkins
>Glasgow >England >Pint of brew
You got a lot to learn kid.
Xavier Cooper
lost three and a half stone since march lads, stepped over being a fat cunt
Grayson Brown
Will mummy may take away /britpol/ lads?
Benjamin Stewart
''Constitutional Unionist Conservative Kingdom''
new party to replace UKIP
James Rodriguez
...
John Campbell
...
Ryder Walker
STRONG AND STABLE
Lucas Howard
>Destroying your country for quick gibs
Aiden James
stop
Joshua Reed
My heart weeps. Truly.
Jacob Stewart
Kek
Samuel Diaz
>glasgow >england >pint of brew Oh boy.
Luke Young
desperately seeking out (you)s whilst criticizing people for desperately seeking out (you)s
i like your style la
Aiden Cruz
>Not posting the fact that Corbyn has dumped Abbot on her big fat nigger ass.
OP, you're a moron.
Jace Davis
wow that's actually ofcom worthy
Dylan Torres
Nah, hopefully we can get her to post here.
Chase Adams
What if you could capture some of these zombies and then put them to work for your benefit? Wasn't that how Shaun of the Dead ended too?
There is no difference between "zombies" and regular humans. We are all zombies.
If you need rights in the first place your government is so fucked up that it should probably be destroyed and replaced anyway.
Wyatt Richardson
>pint of brew
do you even know the error you have made
Michael Watson
Bring back hanging and National Service
John Young
some business bearded wanker in a blue suit came in and offered a lease on a printer when will these faggots learn that cold calling doesnt work
Jose Campbell
Told you so lads
Daniel Miller
Yes, our government is fucked up, what do you suggest?
Noah Collins
Pls be b8
Christian Kelly
nice if true
Nathan Bell
>still responding to yankpasta I fucking despair at you cunts
Parker Moore
She'll label us as white supremacists and put the board's denizens on a list for surveillance and possible gulag.
Jordan Bell
>If you need rights in the first place ok north korea
Luis Lewis
>tfw you're in a shadow cabinet meeting and Diane keeps calling you "Andrew"
Joseph Turner
State of this Green lad
Hunter Clark
How can we go vote if the election isn't until tomorrow?
Isaac Hill
ASHCROFT MODEL UPDATE GOGOGOGOGOGO
Juan Hughes
We put him back on the throne.
Henry Young
Archive this article pls, I so really want to read it
Jaxon White
Isn't that what you English call it?
Jaxon Roberts
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Christian Diaz
So is Diane Abbott standing down from her constituency as she is clearly too ill to represent them properly? Her dipshit constituents will still vote her in because she's Labour, Labour know this and should act appropriately.