>All the Yanks talking about our election and knowing fuck all Might filter their flags for a day or two.
Dylan Thomas
>Be young, shy Tory intern >You're lost in thought staring at mummy when all of a sudden she catches your glance - you panic and look away >After the meeting she tells you there's a huge backlog of forms to fill out and she needs you to stay over at her place to get it done on schedule >On the drive over she rings her husband and asks him when he'll be back from the city and a smile breaks over her face when he says he's all tied up at the moment
>When you arrive at her house mummy offers you a drink but 'accidentally' trips when handing it to you and your clothes are soaked through >"Oh dear, I'm so sorry, lets get you out of those clothes. Don't worry dear, it's nothing I haven't seen before." >You're suddenly hit with a stonking great erection, begin to panic and stutter "N-no I'll be ok, that's quite alright" >"Don't be silly" mummy says as she kneels down, unzips you and aggressively dekecks you, unleashing your spring-loaded rock hard penis, rattling up and down in full view of the prime minister >She gives you a concerned look. "Swelling appears critical. This requires urgent treatment." >She wraps her lips around it and you let out a sigh of pleasure and disbelief as you feel her swallow you whole and lets you make full use of her pharynx without hesitation. You feel all-encompassing ecstasy as you run your fingers through her hair and lose yourself in the perpetual glucking sound that rings out
Parker Ramirez
nth for Momentum wasting hours of their life on here that they're never going to get back trying to convince people to vote for the SJW, multiculti, open borders party.
Joseph Jackson
Didn't someone predict that Abbott would resign????????
James Garcia
>4pm they will announce that Diane Abbot has died from a suicide after being found locked in a suitcase
Ethan Perez
BROXSHIT BTFO
Wyatt Smith
>ywn never seize Diane Abbots means of reproduction why even live
Kayden Foster
STRONG AND STABLE! FORWARD TOGETHER! CENSORSHIP IS STRENGTH!!
Jaxon Morales
SARBENI
Justin Williams
didn't 500 other people already point this out???????? fucking stupid cunt
Gabriel Gonzalez
BASED MUMMY WILL DESTROY THE INTERNET
VOTE FOR MUMMY MAY
GET RID OF THE NAUGHTY WEBSITES
SPANK MY BUM
Samuel Butler
So what was Corbyn's "major announcement" ?
Evan Reyes
THE SPICE MUST FLOW !!!
Daniel Torres
How do you tell if you're just really cynical or nihilistic?
Tyler Nguyen
She's literally a subhuman ape
Adrian Williams
Disgusting.
Daniel Reed
>corbyn's face
Andrew James
>wild ethnic first name >cuck's hyphen surname >roastie Author seems a bit of a degenerate
Cameron Brown
Didn't your mum ever teach you manners and not to get upset so easily???????
Bentley Sanders
Not like people in this country and thread know much more. >Vote for the mass-immigration loving Tory shits to keep the mass-immigration loving Labour shits out. Inb4 I'm a momentum shill because I dare think the Tories are also a shitty globalist party that's on board with the bombiphate.
Michael Nelson
Anyone here from Kent?
Looking for a stud to fuck my gf in front of me, dominate us and generally emasculate me.
Pic related is her
Only reply if your cock is bigger than mine, I'm five inches.
Nathan Hill
The internet needs to be censored, tbqh. It's full of terrorists, pedophiles and pirates. Theresa May is going to end this degeneracy once and for all.
Caleb Flores
he's going to fuck a child live on air and then force John McDonnell to bash its head in with a rock
Easton Nelson
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Carter Kelly
The article comes down to voters are dumb btw
Hunter Nelson
that is legitimately fucking vile
Ian Harris
Guys can you confirm if this is true: >Abbott keeps fucking up. >Labour want rid of her. >Lie about her health so they can perform major cabinet changes a day before a general election and so the Tories can't criticise them for doing so. >Abbott responds to someone pretending to be Seamus Milne by email and admits she isn't actually sick and being fired, not stepping down. >Abbott says she is just taking a break and "will be back in the campaign fray soon" one day before the general election. >Labour have now just been exposed to the public to having lied about someones non-existent severe illness to justify sacking her. Is this what has happened? Also who the fuck is Lyn Brown?
Tyler Morris
>tfw mummy will never give you a rimjob
Asher Clark
I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE
VOTE MAY BECAUSE DAT ASS
T H I C C
Isaiah Hernandez
Kill yourself.
Jayden Stewart
> > that article doesn't mean anything. Brexit could lead to an increase of hate crimes. Maybe it will maybe it won't, but multiculti over wages was always Blair and Mandelson's baby, not Corbyn's
you have to look past the media shitflinging and listen to what is being proposed and think about what the consequences are. Corbyn wants to protect wages, may wants to keep them low. Ask yourself if importing 400k eritreans and somalis every year helps keep wages low or not.
The UK is leaving free movement. after that it comes down to domestic politics when it comes to what will be influencing their decisions on immigration. Once the EU is gone, it's the wage debate that controls immigration. You need to learn to look ahead a bit. We are in the mess we are in now because people like you aren't willing to put the effort in to see what's in front of them. that's how (((blair))) got in in the first place.
Nathaniel Anderson
Yeh. Happened the day before yesterday I think. Predicted exactly how it would go down.
Carter Thompson
I could do that
>Only reply if your cock is bigger than mine, I'm five inches. Fuck
Cooper Rogers
did satan shit that out?
Jordan Lee
If you're a nihilist, you see no hope for the future, nor any reason to WANT to hope for the future. You believe that even if you did see change it wouldn't be worthwhile for any reason, even entertainment.
If you're just highly cynical, then you at least acknowledge that things can get better or worse from this position, and could find enjoyment or fulfilment somewhere in one or either of those possibilities.
Logan Russell
im from kent, but fucking off youself
Adam Long
8 inches white guy from Kent here
Daniel Nguyen
The article literally says the election can only be democratic if labour wins lol
Grayson Nguyen
This has to be the absolute worst shill I've ever seen
"How do you do, fellow nazis?"
Ryan Thomas
...
Samuel Phillips
>there are people ITT that will unironically vote for Labour >there are people ITT that actually think Labour is our best bet
horrifying.
Why was Dan fucking running for PM.
Eli Richardson
Lads is supporting Corbyn the ultimate in virtue signalling?
He's so far away from winning that his supporters can literally claim anything without fear of being exposed.
"He'll give us free ice creams guys!!" *Tory landslide* "W-well if you voted for Corbyn we'd all have free ice cream now!!"
Nolan Diaz
>pierced nipples
Elijah Clark
Get the fuck out of my county you labour scum
Jaxon Martinez
Disgust but also interest
Lincoln Brown
Dartford here
Ian Mitchell
I'll do it you big fucking homo lel
Michael Taylor
yeah I did. i'm also the """Shill""" that's getting all the low-IQ stem majors who can't work out why no one invites them to parties ITT absolutely assblasted (pic related).
Bentley Watson
...
Nathan Stewart
Aye lad
Isaiah Lewis
That looks fucking disgusting seriusly
Tyler Phillips
I haven't got the interplanetary cock to reach her from here in Oz.
Anyone got this in the thread?
Cameron Ramirez
>despite the Labour manifesto pledging no slimming on immigration figures and members of Labour being pro-mass migration for their own career, immigration will actually come down under Labour Poor shilling, please off yourself.
Joseph Bennett
Ooof a cheeky Farage Edition, that deserves a certificate right away.
I made that OP pic btw when I was still learning photoshop kek
Henry Clark
Only if I get to fuck your ass too
Hunter Diaz
Look what I just found
Evan Gonzalez
I will only have sex with her if she wears a Diane Abbott mask and pretends to be Diane Abbott. Otherwise no deal, sir.
Christopher Campbell
>is supporting Corbyn the ultimate in virtue signalling? No, supporting the Greens is. At least Labour will have more than one MP.
Alexander Gonzalez
Christ almighty. Labour is ideaologically wedded to immigration and multiculti. The manifesto doesn't say anything about cutting it.
Xavier Sullivan
Hope that old Commie cunt loses his seat.
Lucas Edwards
good lad. Farage memes are always appreciated here
Evan Clark
I did too, the only difference I expected that it would happen if after the fact Labour do actually win and get to form a government. She would NEVER have been home secretary.
Juan Myers
Got an email I can contact you through?
Also, you are down with the whole dominating both of us thing, yeah?
Blake Hall
show me the pledge. just google it quickly and screenshot it. there's a good lad.
Carter Taylor
Give me one (1) good reason not to hang myself
Ryder Gonzalez
Not really, he said it would get rid of all points of the Tories attack, labour were "literally perfect", the only thing that would lose them voted was Abbott and said she'd be replaced with Dan Jarvis aswell. But yes he did say she'd be fired and she would step down due to "health reasons". He also said the health reasons would be a brain tumor and to "cap this". I did not cap that.
Michael Butler
Think of that money pouring into BAE
The UK Arms industry are gonna have a bumper Christmas.
Theresa May can claim to have increased the exports sales.
(and imports, if you include the UK trained Libyan 'moderates')
Kevin Gray
...
Matthew Edwards
Dave Batista looks like shit now
Julian Smith
>outposting for fucking quints stop being so new
Xavier Jenkins
...
Lincoln Hall
my grandpa says may wants to be tatcher but she cant because shes to soft my grandpa was a bus mechanic and voted his hall life for for the Israeli Labor party
Angel Murphy
>he hates the prime white middle class english male
lad, you need to be strapped to a cannon
Leo Baker
Skinner is unironically one of the most based MPs voted against whipping on the Snoopers Charter
>he actually thinks people would earnestly devote time to trolling a bunch of politically illiterate adolescent spastics """""lad"""""
Colton Miller
>muh corbyn will turn britain into venezuela n shieeeet
No one actually thinks this do they? He's raising taxes back to 2010 levels which is still lower than literally all major European countries
Connor King
I can't be the only one who believes that the voting age in most countries should be raised to 25 or higher, right?
Children are just fucking retarded.
Justin Reed
>60,000 British are leaving every year >Not a single relevant party (including UKIP) promises less than 340,000 immigrants to come in and remove the scraps of our culture >people are literally being killed in the street by followers of a foreign culture >Votetards are arguing over a 9% difference in tax rates
It really is all a joke.
Cameron Rivera
I'm not keen on nipple piercings 2bh, you cant give em a good nibble without worrying about chipping a tooth
Nolan Johnson
Rare Nige posting time?
Samuel Butler
none of you niggers heard of reverse search?
Blake Smith
I know you've read the manifesto seeing as you're a Labour shill. You know well that it includes no numbers on immigration and in fact sets out how it will increase numbers by opening up more routes for families to come to the UK.
Isaiah Walker
...
Bentley Rivera
/leftypol/ reveals itself. Fuck off. That old treasonous cunt belongs in the tower of London.
Aaron Moore
corbynite tears tomorrow night
Ryan Reyes
Iran is threatening the based Saudis? Nuke 'em!
Jace Fisher
Cutting your wrists is more fun
Christian Rodriguez
>Dennis Skinner is a SOLID LAD
he's a geriatric communist who can't control himself
he's probably pissed himself numerous times in the chamber
