Brit/pol/: National Treasure Edition

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

>More than 200 Muslim leaders fulfill a basic level of decency by refusing to bury the terrorists Islamically:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/muslim-leaders-refuse-perform-funeral-prayers-london-bridge/

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twitter.com/News_Executive/status/872508461988360192
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/muslim-leaders-refuse-perform-funeral-prayers-london-bridge/
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>May has been in marginals, Corbyn has stayed in his little labour playpen

Literally the exact opposite is true.

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How should I spoil my ballot, lads?

>Disrobe yourself at once young man.

also don't forget to take a pen tomorrow
youtube.com/watch?v=dLEX8ZgUiW8

Maomentum shills out in full force this week.

>All the young voters registered to vote
>At-least half of them will forget tomorrow is vote day
>Another quarter can't be bothered to drive to their local school / town hall
>What do you mean the Conservatives won by a landslide?

Draw a picture of Hitler

Put a swastika in the box for UKIP

Stop going to work.

K A Y L E I G H

HURR ENJOY EVERYONE POST THE SAME STUPID SHIT THEYVE BEEN POSTING ALL WEEK MAYBE THIS TIME IT WILL MEAN SOMETHING

Don't believe this, it spoils the ballot

twitter.com/ian_a_jones/status/872467537476411392

Try again Momentum

wrong, Corbyn gives rallies in seats with 75% Labour vote share

May has gone to marginals, Corbyn to safe tory and lab seats plus a few marginals (not that guy btw).
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40176539

BREAKING: Two Controlled explosions were carried out on two unattended cars near the US Embassy in London by bomb disposal unit.

twitter.com/News_Executive/status/872508461988360192

>He didn't watch the video

no it doesn't retard

>driving to the polling station

All polling stations have to operate within walking distance, it's the law.

Write "Kekistani Nationalist Party", draw a box next to it and put "X" in the box.
>Captcha is a sign that says wrong way

At least they're trying to bomb the right places now.

No it doesn't.

>he thinks the counters are going to give a shit if it's in pen or pencil so long as a vote is clearly marked

Not in the countryside m8

Why i'm voting Labour.

Because i'm autistic. Tories have made my life a living nightmare, I dread a brown envelope dropping through the letterbox telling me I have to jump through hoops to convince a footfag that traps aren't gay.

To save what? morality?. Traps are redpilled, Tories have demonised the lowest class of traps, to save a fraction of a morality. Fuck chasing morals, I want to masturbate to what I what, lets fuck with footfags, every cunt hates footfags. Pure degenerate feet campaigns showing people with autism that have 'trap fetish'.

Fuck the tories, using the bottom of the pile fetishes as an excuse to be evil cunts. They managed to get the footfags fighting the trappillers, while conveniently ignoring their own staggering hypocritical foot fetishes.

it's fucking grim at the moment, so much riff-raff in for le hebeddings xd

draw a nigger and write around blacks ever relax

Clever Shill

dirty protest

Most Kippers will go Tory, even if they do have a candidate, but this is interesting.

nice, had a feeling this'd turn into a pasta

Why i'm voting Labour.

Because i'm autistic. Tories have made my life a living nightmare, I dread a brown envelope dropping through the letterbox telling me I have to jump through hoops to convince a footfag that traps aren't gay.

To save what? morality?. Traps are redpilled, Tories have demonised the lowest class of traps, to save a fraction of a morality. Fuck chasing morals, I want to masturbate to what I what, lets fuck with footfags, every cunt hates footfags. Pure degenerate feet campaigns showing people with autism that have 'trap fetish'.

Fuck the tories, using the bottom of the pile fetishes as an excuse to be evil cunts. They managed to get the footfags fighting the trappillers, while conveniently ignoring their own staggering hypocritical foot fetishes.

How fucking rural do you have to be that there's not even a run-down village hall in walking distance?

UKIP did this on purpose so that the Brexit backing Tories can win.

UKIP shills fuck off, you will split the right-wing vote and throw away valuable seats

HUNG PARLIAMENT
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MOMMYBOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Yeah, where UKIP isn't running expect some huge swings. Like Stoke on Trent North/South or Newcastle-Under-Lyme.

The King Maker

>YouGov

Poor poor idealists.... at least their hearts were in the right place.

why i voteing laber

Lads, Bodger has died.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

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not mine, was in another thread

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

>post begins
>has my sympathies
>goes right off the deep end, maximum memeage per square inch
What was the point of writing this post?

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>hung parliament
>Labour-SNP coalition
>We leave the EU but remain in the single market and maintain freedom of movement
>bring in 250,000 extra refugees every year
>government sponsored interracial breeding programmes
>net migration 1m a year
>basic rate of tax rises to 35%, high rate to 60%
>Falklands given to the Argies, Gibraltar given to the Spanish
>Referendum on a United Ireland and independent Scotland
>debt to GDP ratio increases to 130%

>this poster with the bizzare filenames is back

bodger is kill
no.

What the fuck, is Badger okay?

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Does the Greens only have 1 seat?
Why havent they just tried taking over the Labour party or try and swing their party?
You will never get anything done with 1 seat

>UKIP higher percentage
>no seats

wat

Give me (you)s Sasanachs

Y-yes m'lady.

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>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

66-67 seems to be the magic age for us Brits, kinda depressing having an average like that appear so often, knowing you've effectively got *x* years left to live.

How is Badger taking it?

>first Wallace
>now Bodger
Fuck you ISIS

I was going to vote UKIP, but switched to Labour when I found there was no candidate this time.

Our only independent is a REVERSE BREXIT meme.

This is scotlands fault

BECAUSE OF SCOTLAND WERE GETTING THE TORIES AGAIN

>it's real

Nooooooooooo

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Average is 85 or so I believe.

If you've got cancer in your family you are fucked though and that is what brings the average down.

Voters already lining up in Bimingham.

>Who are you going to vote for?
>UKIP
>Doesn't actually realise his local Authority has no UKIP member

XD

I reckon this looks about right. Tory majority of 90

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Be still my heart.

Beautiful

Yeah, it made sense during Blairism but with Corbyn their values seem pretty much the same.

When the crisis with Labour happened after Brexit they should have just split desu, with left going to Greens and moderates going to Lib Dems.

literally don't give a shit

Pakis killing that Aussie qt was the last straw. Race war when?

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vote may

Stephen ''I never had anal sex'' Fry

(actual quote)

No though? I voted UKIP last time and I'm voting Labour this time. You idiots who honestly keep pushing that the Tories are even remotely similar to UKIP need to piss off.

>Switching from UKIP to fucking Labour
Why? Keeping us in the single market and they love browns

>right to life
I was this removed first

>More than 200 Muslim leaders fulfill a basic level of decency by refusing to bury the terrorists Islamically:
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/muslim-leaders-refuse-perform-funeral-prayers-london-bridge/

>Greens - 1

That's quite a bold prediction.

yes goy, that's what people were saying to Trump the day before he was elected president.......

Who's ready for Vine time tomorrow?

Everybody knows, Badger loves..

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>Another Angry Voice
lol

>Lab 186
wew

Who /campaigning on the day/ here?

Or has campaigned at all?

Polls were only like 2% out for trump m8

post the one about the EDL next

Con by name con by nature

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Muh internet.

I don't trust May to stay out of the single market either.

kek

Stat man as well