Brit/pol/: Mashed Potatoes in Heaven Edition

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>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

>More than 200 Muslim leaders fulfill a basic level of decency by refusing to bury the terrorists Islamically:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/muslim-leaders-refuse-perform-funeral-prayers-london-bridge/

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youtube.com/watch?v=l65_1S3qNBw
youtube.com/watch?v=XsW4FoRzhQw
youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
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If brit/pol/ owned a pub what would it be called?

VOTE UKIP

The Nige

>Lets have another election

HAPPENING

sac magique

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

That's shit. So many good memories of that show.

The majority of people who are going to vote Tory don't give a shit about human rights, because they blithely assume that the people who would be affected will be 'Them'. The 'other people', terrorists and foreigners and brown people, not good, white English men and women.

They will never learn. Every time an election comes around, we hope that people have finally figured out that the Tories are poison to this country, but they never do. Blair seduced the middle Englanders for a few years, by acting more Tory than Labour, but they all drifted right back to the Tories in the end. And now that the working class, Labour's traditional support, have been fragmented by the collapse of their industry, and turned against one another and by outsiders by targeted media campaigns, they're looking like easier pickings for Tory propaganda.

If the polls are right, and the Tories win by 7-12 percentage points, then this country is fucked. Completely fucked. Brexit will be disastrous, and May will keep sucking up to Trump and alienating the whole world as a result.

The Swan and Paedo

Threadly reminder to do the RIGHT thing

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>Corbyn is the only option. If May became Prime Minister she'd shut the NHS. We cant allow that

Top reference.

THESE THREADS ARE MOVING TOO FAST.

IT'S ONLY GOING TO BE WORSE TOMORROW. REEEEEEEEEEE

The spotted house

the chlid fuckers den

Nice echo chamber lad

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thanks m8, what makes you say that?

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This but unironically

who /voting at 7am/ here?

Well, the more recent polls on BritainElects are very reassuring

/arepub/

The Hitchens Return.

>talking about politics with the family
>dad says he's disappointed UKIP aren't running a candidate in our area
>immediately starts ranting about the foreign aid budget

>mfw Labour gets crushed on Thursday and Corbyn still stays on
perfect

+1

Nah, I'm going to wake up at 2pm for optimal shitposting through the night.

are the people supporting corbyn doing it ironically or are they shills?

Has anyone got that pic listing all the times people have said the NHS is about to collapse?

Where is Corbyn's youtube presence?

I was thinking lads, if any of you followed the US elections, live streams of trump rallies were a common thing. Every rally was streamed and then re-uploaded to youtube once it finished.

Now I know we're not the US so all I can say is that Farage himself argues that his political surge was fuelled by youtube, particularly of him in the european parliament

But where's corbyn? I can't find half of his rallies and those that I do have absolute shit-tier numbers. None of his mong followers seem interested in long-form rally speeches, or political interviews. But what this additionally shows is that nobody outside of his mong audience is interested in him either.

See the numbers for yourself- youtube.com/results?search_query=corbyn rally

Unlike facebook and twitter, where you won't receive information unless you're following the right people in the right algorithm-created bubbles, youtube is completely open, and video numbers reflect it.

Could it be that the social media presence is relegated to a couple thousand mongs on closed-bubble social sites like twitter and facebook (or even as low as hundreds), and there is no real interest in him outside of that?

Seems too late to dwell on such things but I keep seeing accusations from corbyn mongs that there's an internet underground of leftists who support him that is not being properly represented in the media. Frankly, I don't see it

>lib dems are even unpopular among facebook normies

Tilly, It's a secret.

Ariana Grande plays in Paris tonight

Is that a happening

What happens if the country can't pay off the insurance on the debt?

could at least post them

what cigars should i get from sainsbury's lads?

Labour Landslide incoming

The Patriot

>Congratulations, user! You've been promoted
>You've shown tremendous skill, courage, and passion in your work in the anti-Jihadi program, saving countless lives of civilians and your fellow officers
>But now you'll be moving to the Hate Crimes department. This is where the real action happens. You'll be monitoring online tweets for offensive content. It's a step up from your current position but I'm sure you can handle it

No, you don't need anything apart ffrom knowledge of your own name and address

>tfw you go to piss at a urinal but it's taking forever to come out
>someone walks in and you just know they think its because they are there

By insurance I mean interest.

>not buying Nige's old cigar butts from patreon
pleb

May is right, who cares about human rights.
As soon as Corbyn gets elected he should ban anything that isnt pro communist.

>leeds bible

Literally a student clickbait outlet. Surprised the Eviwl Torwies got past single figures

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (-3)
LAB: 34% (-1)
LDEM: 9% (+1)
UKIP: 5% (+1)
GRN: 2% (+1)

(via @ComRes / 05 - 07 Jun)
Westminster voting intention:

CON: 46% (+1)
LAB: 34% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-1)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2% (-1)

(via @ICMResearch / 06 - 07 Jun)


Westminster voting intention:

CON: 43% (-)
LAB: 36% (-1)
LDEM: 8% (+2)
UKIP: 5% (-)
GRN: 2%(-)

(via @OpiniumResearch / 04 - 06 Jun)

>Hi I'm Robert Grayson, please to meet you.

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>get vehicle stolen
>0 police turn up

>don't pay TV licence
>2 police turn up

Latest Survey Monkey poll
CON 42
LAB 38
LD 6
UKIP 4
10,000 respondents.

Sell assets I think, This could mean land for example.

thank you very much

>dad was joking about "lining up all the ragheads and gunning them down" combined with machine gun gestures

based dad

>all these social media mongs heading for a rude awakening from their echo chamber

Gonna be great.

Commies and parasites get fucked.

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>No happenings for a couple of days

reminder a vote for UKIP is a vote for labour

I like to think that we slowly turn the GHCQ agents we have watching this place.

>3 months after being assigned to Sup Forums, GCHQ agent Steve was sacked after calling his colleagues cucks for defending Islam.

What did they mean by this

I really like those packs of Hamlet's but they're more cigarillos than strict cigars

Lad, do you even like cigars?

And if you don't smoke, why the fuck would you start now?

Is that a weighted poll though?

>reminder a vote for anybody is a vote for continued immigration

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Had a good chortle with my dad when he said "We should get one of those Korean supertankers, fill it with Pakis and explode it in the South Atlantic"

I've only had one set of campaigners (Labour ones) knock on my door - and that was just now. None from any of the other parties.

This election in general feels very low energy.

>Terrorist attack in Londonistan this morning

>the French and Grande

Perfect match, the French practically invented degeneracy.

But you're the one that's going to get fucked, m8.

I hope the weather is nice tomorrow.

I'm going to go for a lovely walk through the woods to the polling station and then pick up enough teacakes on the way back to keep me energised throughout the election night.

Post yfw Labour wins

>The Salty Remainer

It's gonna rainnn

Smoking cigars as a habitual smoker fucking sucks, its so hard to stop the inhale reflex

Any vote apart from Conservative is a vote for Labour.

All polls are weighted, just they all use different methodologies.

Top kek - probably unbeknownst to us we unironically are.

Is he.. biting his hand?

Weather is a bit mixed, sunshine and showers here in Cheshire.

Who should i vote in my sixforms mock election
>Tory
>Labour
>LibDems
>greens

yeah i was thinking about trying them. i've only tried a cigar a few times, so i don't wanna jump in at the deep end
yeah i think so, it's been many years since i last tried one.

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>tfw dad isn't voting
>he says it's all decided by the jews anyway

Actual Corbyn voter here.
Long time Sup Forums poster but only really here on pol for the election banter then will probably go back to lurking once/twice a day

I think this election is terrible, im basically left choosing between socialism and authoritarianism. The internet censorship/regulation was the final deciding factor me though, simply unwilling to vote for that.

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Father of the decade has backed the Lib Dems

Can't wait for the hung parliament tbqh

>part and parcel

hey you've found where the extra 10k PCSOs are going

It means we aren't millenials like you.

youtube.com/watch?v=vpEWpK_Dl7M

youtube.com/watch?v=l65_1S3qNBw

youtube.com/watch?v=XsW4FoRzhQw

youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk

The “EU Commission’s National Journalist Prize Against Discrimination” was awarded to him for an article dealing with “asylum seekers who are not entitled to medical care and who are therefore forced to seek medical care, as well as healthcare staff and others who still provide health care to asylum seekers,” the Commission wrote in a statement.

Eight years later, this Tuesday, the award-winning journalist cried “this is for Syria” while hitting a policeman with a hammer in front of France’s most iconic cathedral.
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This is getting too much

Oh by the by I have a job itnerview tomorrow. I always tell brit/pol/ when I have a job interview because I get nervous and it makes me feel a bit more comfy. It's not even an interview; it's an entire assessment day lasting hours so .... shit. I KNOW YOU;'RE ALL WISHING ME LUCK. And I hope you are all having a comfy day tomorrow during the morning and early afternoon whilst I sweat and fiddle my way through a long ass interview process.

looks like a services, so no surprise he's eating alone.

Her music with Beiber could be seen as a threat.

>Tfw gf has ONCE AGAIN invited all of her bandmates around to our 1 bedroom flat without warning at the drop of a hat then got pissed off at me for questioning her on why she would do that without asking me first or giving me more than 5 minutes notice and now I am banished upstairs to the bedroom until they leave

Women were a mistake.

>AAR ENAYCHESS
Matt, matt, matt, matt. Are you suggesting?

>Boat Man