LMAO

LMAO

>Most of the Daily Stormer’s donors on WeSearchr are anonymous, with the exception of the comedian Sam Hyde, who pledged $5,000.

>When contacted for comment, Hyde asked the reporter if he was Jewish and then boasted that $5,000 was nothing to him. Hyde’s TV show on Cartoon Network’s “Adult Swim” programming block was canceled last year, but not before Hyde amassed a following among the loosely knit movement of white nationalists, misogynists and anti-Semites that has come to be known as the alt-right. “Don’t worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That’s a quote,” Hyde said in a phone interview, laughing, when asked why he donated to support the Daily Stormer. “For the reason why, you can say I want reporters to know I make more money than them, especially Matt Pearce.”


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He's an absolute madman

Did he record the interview?

MADMAN STATUS: ABSOLUTE

>“Don’t worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That’s a quote,”

Sam Hyde and Chinese Luigi:
hatecrime masterminds

Holy shit I want to watch that show now.

All this time I thought he was a sincere post-ironic anti-comedian

Wtf

Sam Hyde the crack dealer man.

But really where is he getting his money?

Russia?

North Korea?

ISIS?

I remember the workout video he did with a t shirt from a mosque on with Quranic quotes.

I'm shitting while reading this. Perfect end of the day!

Chinese Luigi got to him.
He's a master persuader.

>Height: 5′ 7″

WTF

Good show, sir. Mr. Sam Hyde.

God fucking damnit I need to find a job specifically so I can boast that X amount of money is nothing to me.

You better thank his eternal muse, mr. Chinese Luigi.

>But really where is he getting his money?
sam is a military asset... for the nazis in antarctica. hes like a WMD, except made out of meat and hair. a one man auschwitz, if you will.

"Sam Hyde" is an alias, he's a deep cover mossad agent

This man is a god damned legend

Same.

I was bred to be a living psychological weapon.

Thanks Tavistock.

Holy shit

from leasing out pac man arcade machines

I'm getting mixed signals here.

I think he might just be hooking with older women.

His twitter (unfortunately now shoah'd for a tweet about jews) made it obvious that whilst he's hardly a nazi, he hates rabid anti-white SJWs. I remember one in particular that was an image of Rachel Maddow with words along the lines of "When we win, remember these people want you dead, & your children ashamed of what they are, and they think it's funny."

>tfw the president tweets covfefe and it really activates your programming

>sam hyde escaped area 51 decades ago
>he keeps getting away with it

He was bitcoin mining about 4 or so years ago. Who knows how he makes his money; outside of his mother, and some of his comedy companions, we don't know shit about his personal life.

Being a successful male giggalo seems to something he does in his spare time as a hobby

I saw Sam Hyde at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

did he actually abuse his gf or was that just a meme?

Oh he took much pleasure in abusing her

He almost got into making snuff films, but World Peace put an end to it

Anyone got a screenie of that tweet?

I know it's you Sam. Don't you have something better to be doing on a Wednesday night?

I dunno about such rumors, but I seriously doubt it would be "abuse" in the sense of true physical bullying. He seems way too intelligent for anything like that. As for him persuading them into doing some weird kinky shit, and then them later regretting it after they were no longer with him, then yeah I'm sure he "abused" somebody.

"World Peace" is an anagram of "We raced Sup Forums"

It was pre-election if that helps, that's the "win" in question. It was probably in the 6 gorillion page Trump megathread on MPC, but obviously if it was an embed instead of a cap, not anymore ...

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Sam Hyde needs to go on a massive US tour, hugely publicized with tons of notoriety and playing only 3rd-tier cities in shitholes where it can't get canceled due to lib-faggots.

>instead of Seattle or Portland do Centralia, WA
>instead of San Francisco or Sacramento do Stockton, CA
>ect

Seriously though when?

he's got one of those chronic sublateral death wishes

Sam needs to come to Baltimore. Not shit Baltimore, more like post-industrial poor white Baltimore. Like Armistead Gardens specifically.

HE got in really early in the bitcoin meme I think

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MAD LAD
Seriously why doesn't Sup Forums use some weaponized autism to get this man another show/ or youtube channel with a wider audience? His shit is pretty damn funny and he's red pilled as fuck. Surely someone on here has a bot that can bump up his jewtube views or something?

>“Don’t worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That’s a quote,” Hyde said

Sam is one bad motherfucker

>be a kike
>extort money from a business and threaten to shut them down
>get called out
>sue the person who called you out and threaten to shut them down

Absolute pottery.

>Shady Em

psyop confirmed

>Don’t worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That’s a quote,

HOLY FUCK

THIS MAN

MY HERO

He had a show on Adult Swim. He had his chance. No one gave a fuck.

I'll always have anarchic/outsider sympathies/tendencies but... the SJW stuff and the diversity stuff have gone too far, past the point of no return. And I'm a super tolerant guy, I'm perfectly happy to have people screaming in my face and insulting me if that's what it takes to have prosperity and a stable and fair society. But if you read enough of this shit you realize that's not the endgame plan--the plan is to have anything white/masculine/traditional totally eliminated or suppressed.

A year or two back, I might've said the most important issues were... surveillance, ending the war on drugs, campaign finance reform, military adventurism--something like that. But I've grown weary of having all this feminist nihilist shit plopped on my lap, and I'm tired of people telling me that I've got some original sin and the only way to cleanse myself is by acting like Tim Wise. Gamergate was eye-opening, #BlackLivesMatter was eye-opening, but what really drove the point home and crystalized this perspective was reading about things like Rotherham...

Europe is in a dire situation: culture is being destroyed, some neighborhoods are being turned into trash dumps, and a lot of these places might not ever be the same. I don't think that's a good thing, or a healthy thing, to take people who build statues and create wealth and invent science and replace them with people who use alleyways as bathrooms and are 10-20x more likely to rape. I'm sorry I just don't think that's good, I know it's insensitive as hell, but it's too late now to tiptoe around it or use a bunch of mumbo-jumbo to explain it differently. This is just the way it is, Europe is being invaded and we'd better fucking wake up if we have any chance of preventing that from happening here.

It's possible to feel this way and at the same time be compassionate. Send them money, let them use the technology we invented, give them whatever they need to pull themselves out of poverty, quit starting wars for oil and for Israel--all that stuff is well and good, but by keeping borders open we're taking the most productive, inventive, civilized, free countries and dumping them into the incinerator. Of course we have problems, of course the NSA is bad, of course it would be nice if we could all have $15 an hour for whatever, but would you rather live here, or in Malaysia or China or Saudi Arabia? Do you really think the best way to make our society more Utopian is by importing displacement levels of Malays, Chinese, or Saudis?

Whether you think the problem is genetic or cultural, it doesn't matter when you import immigrants in large numbers, because they form communities that don't integrate. They bring their language and their religion with them, and they vote for socialist policies. This will continue until white people have been sucked dry, and then there won't be any voting anymore, there'll be Sharia law instead. We're putting Western Civ on the alter as a sacrifice to white guilt because we're worried some frizzy-haired Afro transsexual will wag his finger at us.

We didn't build all this shit and invent all this shit, our ancestors did--it's only ours to safeguard, not to flush down the toilet. You didn't get burned at the stake for saying something heretical, your ancestors did, so it's pretty fucking shameful if you're ready to give up your guard post for intellectual freedom and separation of church and state because some snarky tattooed dyke is hissing at you. These fuckers have shifted everything so far out of wack and to not fight back now is the same thing as being on their side.

Comedy shouldn't be 'political'... Sensitive WASPy types don't like when things get publicly political. Sam Hyde is funny I just wish he wouldn't be 'political'... First of all, nobody even BATS A FUCKING EYE when Zach Galifianakis or Jim Carrey dips into some political issue that they know nothing about (because their views fall safely in the bubble of insanity that is societally accepted as 'OK'). Secondly.... THIS ISN'T EVEN POLITICAL! The slow smothering death of Western Civilization is not a political issue, it's a historical issue, as in we are toying with the fruits of 2000 years of bloody labor as if they're just piNata prizes.

I don't want to shove politics in everyone's face all the time. I happen to think that free-market capitalism kicks socialism's ass and that spying and war are bad. I voted for Gary Johnson in 2012. If you think that a universal basic income is a good idea, or that weed should remain illegal, or think whatever about gay marriage, I don't care about those things enough to alienate viewers and I'm trying to shove my opinions in your face as little as possible. Even if you think that people are born boys and turn into girls, whatever, I think Bruce Jenner is really funny but I don't care enough to go beyond making jokes about ropes. But this isn't about politics, it's about having an identity and a home and not losing these beautiful civilizations that took so long to create.

The future is headed towards Cormac McCarthy's The Road and talking/thinking about it gives you an uh-oh boo-boo feeling in your tummy because someone might call you waycis? A lot of people have been hitting me up recently to ask about this, and everybody comes to the same conclusion, they agree and can see what's happening, but addressing it head-on gives them a no-no feeling, like a bad. They feel a bad, and they worry that people will think they're bad racers, shame no-no.

This doesn't mean you have to start hating black people or using racial slurs or deliberately making yourself unpopular at parties, but whites need to regain some sort of cohesive tribal self-interest and identity right now just like everybody else has or in fifty years this country is going to be like Brazil (the bad parts, not the sexy babes and beaches and rich dudes in white linen suits). It's possible to have compassion for Third-Worlders, goodwill towards all mankind, respectful conversations with and attitudes towards people who don't look like you, and at the same time not want your own country to become a cesspit :) Sorry for getting all 'political', I'll go make some funny faces now!

>my posting career
Holy shit, I used to post on SASS and I haven't thought about that for years

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Dude brush up on your Hyde detail
He leases out vending machines, Tissue Box Ep 1. Email him at [email protected], he'll send you brochures and what not

nigger (((adult swim))) cancelled it because alt right people followed his fucking twitter he barely had a chance. MDE had some pretty funny stuff on it too.

>No one gave a fuck.

His first season numbers beat frizzy hair mulatto Tom Green's first season numbers. Adult Swim was ready to give them multiple additional seasons, until Viacom stepped in because their kike masters were complaining.

kek sam is too funny

Of all the people this this pasta has been posted about, I could actually see sam doing this shit.

Cry cry cry, you say this shit and yet Black Dynamite and Loiter Squad also got shit on.

I repeat: no one gave a fuck.

What the fuck are you talking about? Tom Green, that dipshit from MTV back in the 90s? Who cares about him. Sam Hyde is an unfunny loser who can't accept the fact that no one enjoys his work which is why his shows get cancelled and even YouTube doesn't care about him. Tim and Eric make their garbage work with or without Adult Swim. Why's it so hard for Sam?

Because no one gives a fuck. I doubt more than a few people in this thread even watched his crap before they realized he agreed with them politically at which point "OMG must suppploort".

>Tim and Eric

Right on cue.

>not an argument

Remember when Sam blamed Tim for his show getting cancelled and went around sperging out about it? Fucking pathetic.

nice digitz m8s

Awesome Posts! Great Job!

You are so fucking mad holy fuck lmæœ

He goes to parks and robs people in broad daylight.

>le reddit spacing
You have to go back.

>Don’t worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That’s a quote,

Never change Sam, you're a madman and if I ever meet you around Boston I'll buy you a drink or a sandwich or something. It's about time someone talked back to these entitled fuckheads.

He is living in a car now.

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>movement of white nationalists, misogynists and anti-Semites that has come to be known as the alt-right

fucking media will slander and pile with nazis anyone who doesn't drink coolaid

al while defending ideology that murders children

what went wrong

>“Don’t worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters. That’s a quote"
Holy fuck
Hahahahaha
What has Sam been up to btw? Will he make new content anytime soon

youtube.com/watch?v=L4DsEHINz30

Absolute Madman

i always thought that he was an alt-righter.

or at least very on the right.

It was one of their most watched shows at the time it aired

He's one Shy Dame.

Can someone please tell me what the fuck reddit spacing is?

Kek

Nigga
m.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TDgHuwhL8

Damn son, well fucking said

I know he lurks...do you think he posts?
Sam is that you? If so give a timestamp with your face you fuck

I thought he lost his edge but this is actually funny as hell.

The jews rock song still pops into my head from time to time.

I’m ok with not hating niggers, but we’ll still genocide them all, right ?

Yes.

Soon, mon ami

kek i forgot about that, they are totally baked there.
yeah now that i remember the madman named (((them))) all the time in his deleted twitter.

nah

Thanks, leaf. You are truly my greatest ally.

I'll help you out. You just did it. Now compare your post to others.

Newfags think that if you double space lines or paragraphs that means you're from reddit. Despite double spacing being objectively easier to read and people more likely to read your post compared to a non-spaced wall of text.

ha i know exactly where that was, didnt get a chance to take a pic with it. Go to the same godforsaken art school as /ourguy/

Kek, where was it, how long did it stay up?

Reddit spacing is when you double space instead of using a full stop.

It makes your sentence stilted in an attempt to draw more attention to your post.

It's fucking gay

That's not why, you can space paragraphs in a way to are still legible. On Reddit you have to double space to start a new line, hence Reddit spacing.

it was over in front of the prescott library in providence RI, it was up for about a month and a half before it was changed

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'alt righter' isnt a thing you piece of sub human southern hemisphere garbage. Rope yourself

Sam Hyde, IRL Shitposter and , Getting Away With It Yet Again