/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - YOU GO GIRL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Speech on Infrastructure 6/7/17
youtu.be/4zTLYGTRifY
>Pres Trump's Plan to Rebuild America's Infrastructure 6/7/17
youtu.be/5kDqXDN9OYY
>Pres Trump speaks on healthcare reform in Cincinnati OH 6/7/17
youtu.be/jD0NLFAm_pU
>VP Pence @2017 Astronaut Selection Announcement 6/7/17
youtu.be/0ZfQkfAf7Ng
>Pres Trump meets house/senate leaders 6/6/17
youtu.be/VU70mJNFOKE
>State Dept Brief 6/6/17
youtu.be/N3TNHVDHgf4
>VP Pence @Natl Catholic Prayer Breakfast 6/6/17
youtu.be/Zx12BXF-fds
>VP Pence @Atlantic Council Event 6/5/17
youtu.be/qdccGQKRrUI
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>WHAT DOES COVFEFE MEAN
youtu.be/OPR11lhXwlI
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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WEW

>Joe
>is Joe

Sad!

youtube.com/watch?v=hFFyOqwB04w

High res.

Thanks, 'roo

HOLY SHIT!

Did I just hear Mika saying Kellyanne is political porn?

Alright, Russian posters, explain that little blue dot.

thanks for baking aus man you're good people

THE COMEY TESTIMONY IS JUST A DISTRACTION

>SPACE OVENS CONFIRMED

Donald.. your time is up tomorrow.

The delegates.. hand them over now.

It's over.

CAN YOU FEEL IT

ARE YOU READY

Yes.

Is James 'Slav Skull Cracker' Clapper our guy?

>can women have it all?
What does this even mean?

Add it to the tower!

>baker leaves
>have pastebin open
>choose not to bake

Tomorrow during Comey's hearing Trump should pardon Flynn and end the witch hunt.

>yfw Comey commits suicide on national TV

>theres no stop now

I don't understand her tweet. What does she mean by that?

with those trips YES

>president Trump general

QUICK RUNDOWN AND TL;DR ON COMEY'S STATEMENT
(a story of one autist's inability to communicate)
Jan 6:
>IC leaders meet with Trump in Trump Tower
>discuss Russian phishing report
>Comey stays behind to tell Trump about pee pee poo poo Russian prostitute dossier
>Tells Trump buzfeed was going to publish it
>Told Trump that he was not actually under investigation
>Comey, freaked out by the encounter with Trump, goes home and writes a blog post
Jan 27
>Trump invites Comey to dinner alone
>Comey, being autistic, doesn't like this situation one bit
>Trump asks Comey if he still wants the job
>Trump then states: "I need loyalty." Awkward silence ensues
>Comey starts blathering about FBI, DoJ independence
>Trump repeats "I need loyalty"
>Comey, freaked out by the encounter with Trump, goes home and writes a blog post
Feb 14
>IC leaders meet with Trump, Comey and Trump end up alone after meeting
>Trump says "let's talk Flynn", "Flynn dindu nuffin" "He's a good guy, just drop it"
>Comey agrees that Flynn is a good guy
>Trump tells Comey to crack down on leakers
>Comey, freaked out by the encounter with Trump, goes home and writes a blog post
March 30
>Trump calls Comey to complain about "muh Russia"
>Trump circles back to pee pee poo poo dossier, tells Comey "I didn't hire Russian prostitutes!"
>Trump asks why Comey testified in congress, Comey explains that he had to by law.
>Comey tells Trump he's not under investigation, but that the FBI won't admit this publicly
>Trump wonders out loud to Comey about McCabe's connection to the Clinton cartel
>Comey, freaked out by the encounter with Trump, goes home and writes a blog post
April 11
>Trump phones Comey
>Demands FBI admit publicly that Trump is not under investigation
>Complains that "muh Russia" is handicapping the administration and Comey could stop it
>Comey says go talk to the Deputy AG
>Trump says, "I've been loyal to you, very loyal"
>Comey, freaked out by the encounter with Trump, goes home and writes a blog post

anons rather post joe than bake

The Russians can't catch a break.

she is jealous, and angry that she has to live with a comb over to hide her 5-head

well she is

>yfw before committing sudoku, Comey yells out that Hillary and Obama are guilty and drops a folder with all the evidence

The ultimate redemption.

This is complete and total hearsay, but I had sex with my older brother's girlfriend last night. Somehow, she has ended up on a listserv with a lot of people who claim to be in intelligence positions in the government. In the past they have leaked accurate information onto the listerv a few weeks before it hit the press, so at least some of what they say is legit. Here's a rough summary of what she told me:

1. Hillary Clinton is going down, not in years or months, but in weeks. The evidence against her and some others in her staff is irrefutable now, they're just trying to figure out how to do it in such a way that CNN can't spin it.
2. As he is no longer under investigation, Flynn has given up on angling for immunity from prosecution, and is cooperating with the investigation in order to try and maximize Clinton's jail time. He's singing like a canary.
3. Tim Kaine is going to jail.
4. Robby Mook is going to jail absent people forgetting who he is.
5. Mueller is trying to get Bill to talk publicly first - he's implicated in obstruction of justice, and doing so would be really fucking funny.
6. Ryan probably isn't guilty of anything, but there are incredibly damaging things he's said on tape which will force him to resign. We may be looking at President Trump fulfilling his agenda in total.
7. There was already a divorce agreement between Bill and Hillary prior to the election. But when Clinton unexpectedly lost, she basically forced him to stay on in the marriage - in part because if they divorce he will be able to testify against her, and she lacks the ability to pardon.
8. Oddly enough, John Podesta is completely clean.
9. While Comey won't testify about this publicly, he will tell the Senate privately that Clinton is a colossal bitch, and he only let her off the hook from the emails to make her supporters even more upset when she's arrested.

I can say with 100% certainty not all of these are true, but I wouldn't be surprised if over half of them are.

For the 'jobs approval', how does Trump not have at least a 60? Look at the jobs market since being elected.

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Nico Nico Nii~

To be fair to them, it was in the middle of a Joe segment on Hannity.

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i wish someone made an animation of this

wtf is fidget technology

Isn't that the toy the kids are playing with?

Eeeeeeeeviiiiiiiiiiiil

He's right, this explains most of Eastern Europe desu

So basically, Trump talked to Comey about Flynn when the FBI investigation of Flynn was already over, obviating any kind of obstruction meme. That's dead.

Comey confirmed Trump wasn't a target of Muh Russia investigation, so no Muh Russians.

What's left, shills?

List it!!!

>baker claims to go to sleep
>shitposts from bed

Liberals and MSM will scream it's still hangover from Obama.

Explain this

HAHAHAHAHAAA

MUELLER WOULD NEVER HAVE LET COMEY PUT THIS OUT IF THEY WERE PURSUING OBSTRUCTION

CNN UTTERLY BTFO

>SPACE OVENS CONFIRMED

It looks like it's either a leftover from the Chinese Jews and gulags. Although in a modern HEMA/MENA competition based around knights, all the Israeli knights had Slavic names, so make of that what you will.

>(((polls)))

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D E V I L I S H

What's everyone's predictions for tomorrow?

I believe they'll try and force "Trump is hitler" via his loyalty statement.

They will also take his Flynn statement extremely out-of-context.

Patton Oswalt will snap drown his kid in the bathtub. The police will rule it a "suicide", just like his wife.

20 million Americans unmasked

When was Joe mentioned? I can't find it in the stream

I can give them February and MAYBE March, but April, May and now June are all Trump.

Berserch btfo

Did Trump help him lose his virginity or something?

past last segment

Trump hides all the evidence that somehow evaded the intel agencies

near the end of hannity

I think the good people in the government(the few that there are) are finally sick of the MSM.

>Chinese Jews

I don't understand how Hannity and Tucker missed the timeline here.
>FBI clears Flynn
>Flynn gets fired
>Meeting happens
in that order.

That other guy got absolutely BTFO
>The President has the right to do what he did, and he actually has the right to do far more than he did, and he's some precedent

>b-but Waterghazi

>Here's some more precedent for you

>Those are some nice theories, but we gotta go!

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You have to be this tall, to be on this ride.

If you're not. GTFO.

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I'm sorry I wasted trips on this

youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2GVlQkn4Q

>Hannity call session
>HITLER WAS RIGHT HANNITY, ADMIT IT

What do you guys think about this guy?

>good take on the Paris Accord
youtube.com/watch?v=QOFhpoDY0As

Why does the Trump/Comey exchange sound like a steamy moment in a romance novel? Did they fuck?

>Patton Oswalt will snap drown his kid in the bathtub. The police will rule it a "suicide", just like his wife.
Oswalt should just kill himself and send his daughter to live with his brother.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on what happened with Joe? I remember back in the primaries he had Trump on all the time and was pretty close to /ourguy/. But then I remember Amnesty Don and whatever. Why did they have a falling out? Why is Joe so unhinged now? Why did he kill his intern?

>LBJ

>Used the bathroom urinals as a trap to corner congressmen to switch votes to his liking

I like Styx

>so no muh Russians
B-but the other ongoing investigations.

holy shit kys

Where are those Taiwanese animators from back in the primary days?
I'd love to see them animate Trump-Comey meetings

Joe is Joe.

Yes, after that they ignored everything he said completely and brought in one of their pocket lawyers to stir up more shit

What's up with this guy?

Why is he all of sudden on the TrumpTrain and not holding hands with his fellow buttbuddy McCain

He freaks me out. He looks like a school shooter.

>CNN UTTERLY BTFO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAaHAHHA
bring on the salt

Styxx has great commentary. I like him, even if he does look ilke a weird skeleton

>You'll never have Trump coach you during sex

That's something I would've expected Jeb! to do.

I can't believe we have to spell this out for your Drumpfkins, but whatever. Here you go.

He's up for reelection.

They had to travel to the Clinton timeline to work overtime and save Trump

He's so brave.
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I mean, it's almost as if CNN, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, The Washington Post, The New York Times, The Intercept, and hundreds of other new organizations are asleep at the wheel. Why aren't they reporting leaks? We desperately need a site focused on Trump leaks. Trump is a running a tight ship over there. We can't get anybody to talk. Why can't we hear some stuff like his private conversations with foreign countries? Or what's going on in the Oval Office? Thanks to Michael Moore, we may finally get to hear some leaks. Such a brave person.

REDDIT SALT
GET YOUR REDDIT SALT
LITERALLY HITLER CIVIL WAR
FREEEEEEEEEEE REDDIT SALT

REMINDER

assad family is only in power because mossad help stage the coup that got hafez put in charge
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>/sg/ worship a kike puppet


ayy lmao

p good album

Someone find this guy the disloyal R's Tweet.

>civil war with Reddit
PLEASE. THERE WOULD BE SO MANY DEAD SAFE SPACE COMMIES.

>be watching metal music video that I used to watch/listen to years ago
>vid has background extras doing random shit
>for seemingly no reason, one of them is wearing a British Union of Fascists armband
>mfw I never noticed

>hyperbole (((merchants)))
Holy shit Tuck's going IN

kek

>that image
How could you possibly interpret something so straightforward so incorrectly?