Brit/pol/ - Are Nige Edition

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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What's the weather like where you live lads?

North Yorkshire here and it's pissing it down.

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Somerset and the same + windy as fuck.

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Reminder that voting is literally bending over and begging for more of it.

DON'T VOTE UNTIL YOU'VE READ THIS.

What if all this "corbyn has a chance" sentiment on twitter and the polls are actually bookies trying to get gullible fools putting 1k on 20/1 odds

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>trips in the OP
good signs lads

IPSOS say CON 44, LAB 36 on the day

Drizzling rain in South Birmingham.

You did us proud Nige, but now is the time to send the communists straight to hell.

checked

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deport paki

deport yuropoor
or turn them into fuel

daily reminder that shy tories will make this CON 46 and LAB 34

>tripcunt is a cuckold and lefty

colour me suprised

HOW MANY CRUMPETS AND TEAS UNTIL RESULTS

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 44% (-1)
LAB: 36% (-4)
LDEM: 7% (-)
UKIP: 4% (+2)
GRN: 2% (-)

(via @IpsosMORI)

>turn them into fuel
this is the greatest idea since aryan blood

cannot be arsed working today

I'm gonna go to sleep now and I want to see his smiling face when I wake up

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East Yorkshire, very cloudy but no rain yet.

Don't have to tell me lad. And it'll be a bigger gap than that, I'm going CON 46 LAB 31

why are there two Gregg's? Also what is Gregg's?

Mind: Smooth
Buttocks: Clear

>mfw I rang in sick today and am off tomorrow

but where is the "fag" option

>anonymong is a civic
WHO KNEW

Every pink hair, metal faced hamplanet with severe personality flaws I know is voting Labour.

Meanwhile all the lovely, pretty women I know that are into ski holidays and not hating men vote Conservative.

>People are once again underestimating the shy Tory effect

When will they learn

lib dems might win in my area

it's close with the torys

shall I just give a vote to the milky cunt for a laugh?

>Thatcher is dead an buried
>Wales still won't go blue because "muh coal"

go vote yer cheeky cunt

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wait

so you guys are saying "can't be arsed" instead of "can't be asked"... What the fuck does that even mean you can't be arsed. On some days you can be arsed? Have you ever been arsed? Can you describe being arsed to me?

>fucking burgerposting

Greggs is an anti-racist eatery. Racists who verbalize their bigotry are expelled from the premises.

They also do bloody good pasties.

Was gonna vote labour but cba to get out of bed lol

oh well there's always next year

It's like a gym where we go to look like Americans

is the Labour surge a meme?

How can so many Brits apparently suddenly decide to want a government led by J. Corbyn, who openly sympathised with the IRA, and took money to appear on mudshit propaganda news networks, with D. Abbott as home secretary, who again openly sympathised with the IRA and is quite candid about her hatred of white people, and J. McDonnell for Chancellor, when he is a self-proclaimed Marxist?

Are bongs completely retarded??

>tripcunt loves statism, cuckolding and immigration

really makes me think,

reddit is the otherway underage nigger

>ski holidays
RICH FUCKERS! Not like my Based Jezza, I bet he goes all inclusive in Benidorm

>Make Ken happy today

Leeds, pissing it down.

Yeah add 3% to whatever the exit polls suggest.

Greggs is a unique little business which offers it's customers the chance to call eachother racist.
All you have to do is go in, buy a sausage roll, and you can be calling somebody a racist, or be called one yourself within 60 seconds or your money back.

You're going to pay for this when Corbyn wins, racist.

The elongated A in asked sounds like arsed so the phrase evolved over time.

>churchill
>anglo

he's a jew

>tories in bed with jewgle
really makes you think

Cloudy in North Birmingham

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger
That is the bongiest thing I've ever heard

see

MANDATORY VIEWING

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There will be tory gains in Wales. We're not that different from the north of England in our voting patterns. Cardiff and Swansea will see upticks in the Labour vote, but it will fall elsewhere. My own constituency has been Labour for 35 years but I'm confident it's going to flip this time.

Most of their supporters weren't born during PIRAs campaign, or supported it.

White British men will vote overwhelmingly Tory, DUP and UKIP. The rest of the parties get the chaff.

Stand up. Put your arms down by your sides. Now reach them back around your body. Grab. That's your arse.

Now fuck off.

no coppers at my polling station today lads. how will an old lady, a jeremy corbyn lookalike and a couple of shirt wearing pakis fight off a muslim attack?

'can't be arsed' means you can't be bothered.
or, in american 'i don't wanna'

Gonna vote now lads

A vote for Milkman is a vote for traditionalism

Arsed means bothered

Reminder that tactical voters should be killed, the only reason you should vote tory is if UKIP aren't on the ballot paper

>Lefty pretending they don't support mass immigration
I hope you get bumraped by a gang of Syrian refugees.

No more Sup Forums for UK if Therasa wins because of a censored internet?

Can't be bothered

>is the Labour surge a meme?

Every British celebrity seems to be shitting out pro-Corbyn/anti-Tory garbage on Twitter nonstop.

>Vote like it's 1945 again

UKIP are still polling about 5 percent. Hundreds of thousands of people will go the polls to vote UKIP, see they aren't on the ballot, and vote Tory - which could have major implications for key marginals.

wtf i love labout now

my dad is a tactical voter

>'we can't have labour in!!'

>they're basically a guaranteed third, not even close to 2nd

>point out facts Labour are offering to buy back alot of industries, eliminate many fees but increase tax on people and businesses who can afford very good accountants to fiddle with their books
hmmmmm

>Designated Leftist !!80w9cz1G8ZX

More like like it's 1983 again.

>Michael Foot
>Corbyn

The British people reject hard left policies everytime they are offered.

That Owen Jones 84 twitter account is fake right, lads? I can't fucking tell anymore. Poes law is a bastard.

...

i hope so!

Chances of a truck of peace today lads?

but why arsed? can't be asked at least makes a little sense.
>I can't be asked to do this, i.e. if someone asked me to do this, I wouldn't do it.
but can't be arsed?
What does it mean to be arsed? Why? WHYYY?

fucking britcucks ruining the English language.

newstatesman.com/when-labour-played-racist-card
>"It is sometimes argued," said Callaghan, "that we can take a less serious view of the scale of immigration and settlement in this country because it could be, and currently is being, more than offset by total emigration. This view overlooks the important point that emigration is largely by white persons from nearly every corner of the United Kingdom, while immigration and settlement are largely by coloured persons into a relatively small number of concentrated areas. The exchange thus aggravates rather than alleviates the problem."

>His cabinet colleague Richard Crossman recorded in his diaries: "Jim arrived with the air of a man whose mind was made up. He wasn't going to tolerate any of this bloody liberalism." The newly released cabinet records show that the only real dissent came from the Commonwealth minister of state, George Thomas: "Previous Commonwealth immigration legislation had covered white immigrants also, but legislation of the sort proposed would in effect discriminate against the Asians from East Africa because of their colour. This would contradict all that we had said on the subject."

just started pissing down here

what party does this harm the most?

I'm a sikh lads, just got my extended family of 40 to all vote tory

Am i one of you now?

That's the spirit lad. They're guaranteed a landslide so just stay home with the telly.

Raining on and off in Newcastle.

Literally slammed that X in the Conservative Box

Archive shills
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I know you shouldn't take the piss out of someone for their appearance, but like seriously lads, how many pints did Tim neck in the Student Union before approaching her?

Just back voted Con coz fuck commies

Labourfags and Lib Dem gimps.

I think Corbyn has been so denounced in the press your going to see a shy Labour vote. Not enough to win or hang it but enough to stop the landslide and leave egg on some faces.

/our guy:

you have to go back

Voted independent in my safe Tory seat tbf, the candidate was nice

>american accusing brits of butchering their language
lel

I won't fucking stand for that. You can post Stalin, you can post Michael Foot, you can even post Dianne Abbot but I will-fucking-not be compared to that wanker.

Take it back.

SOD OFF YOU FUCKING YANK

Of course, only Muslims vote Labour.

Worcestershire, overcast

Nice principles lad.