Brit/pol/: The fall of Alexander Gordon Jahans edition

>Our lord's speaks on mummy may
youtube.com/watch?v=qZC9UTj8LIU

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alchohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam Gould loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/08/saudi-arabia-football-team-fail-line-minutes-silence-honour/
youtube.com/watch?v=-bqQ_O4whRk
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Just muslims being muslims

telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/08/saudi-arabia-football-team-fail-line-minutes-silence-honour/

UKIP ran a pathetic campaign desu lads.

Trying to decide between tories and UKIP, lads.

What constituency are you in?

Is Jahans still an unironic techno luxury communist who writes scat Doctor Who fanfiction?

Are you in a safe seat?

ukip. make a statement to them pakis.

If you vote Conservative you can enjoy watching them win.
Then again Nuttall has survived numerous horrific incidents, so maybe he deserves a pity vote.

YES

Listen to this gentleman.

anycunt up itt like ...

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BARA BRITH DESU

Whose slags are objectively the best?
>English
>Welsh
>Scottish
>Northern Irish (joke answer)

its election day!

its raining!

we're on brit/pol/ and it's comfy as fuck!

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Thankfully I've never seen a Scottish slag, and I don't think my eyes would survive the experience.

im scottish, right?

but even i like englsh slags the best- theyre right dirty bints in the sack.

i particulalrly like the buns with devon accents.

Carmarthenshire is the comfiest county.

Rain on polling day keeps the Labour types away.

Welsh, no doubt about it. I really ought to make a trip Cardiff some time. Liverpool is a close second.

Because they were a one man band, who even gives a shit about nutall.

Anybody got any Karen OC for this GE?

Autists on here still sticking to the 2020 plan it seems.

Feast my fellow Corbynites, feast upon my grotesque body horror tits.

Nobody wants to make OC for this absolute shitshow.

Should I have received my polling card by now?

Their manifesto was pretty good and I'm liking the anti Islam rhetoric.

>Rain on polling day keeps the Labour types away.
thats correct mang- was just thinking that. and the optimistic youth vote.

know who does vote though? the organised, the bitter, and the stoic.

deus vult.

>getting his test injection on the day of a tory victory
will we finally see the farshnuke in all his terrible glory?

You should have received it weeks ago
If you don't have it, go to your local polling station, they might have you on the register anyway

i'm not telling you who to vote for. just know that UKIP are a meme party since brexit. and i don't use that term often

UKIP in a safe seat, otherwise tory.

Common sense m8.

Safe seat: UKIP
Marginal: tory

>we need to secure the existence and a future for british childr-

do your duty and vote for the official party of brit/pol/-

UKIP

How many will he kill before he smothers himself with his own tits? I just hope his sister is nowhere near him when the rage starts.

(((Cohens))) Pharmacy

Reminder, this is the type of person that votes Labour.

Can't wait to return to McWage, act smug then resign due to faggot coworkers.

It's about time for new far right party desu.

>including Jews
>including Germans
>including Spaniards

HA

Nice sneaky including of Irish people.

>Just to be clear this has happened today, the 7th of June
>today, the 7th of June

This desu

Came here expecting massive amounts of tory votes, not surprised at all. I wish you guys could think for yourselves. Obviously Sup Forums is massively right leaning, but at the end of the day, the censoring and control of the internet affects all of you more than most people. Do you really want a wall of china level of information control? The banning of encryption? Its just absurd.

I don't like any of my voting possibilities, but voting against your best interests is just fucking stupid.

>vote UKIP
>if Tories lose in your area due to too many UKIP votes, Tories will know they should have pandered to UKIP more
>if Tories win anyway, they'll still see the benefits of pandering to UKIP more if UKIP get loads of votes
It's that simple lads.

Hopefully UKIP can rebrand themselves before the next election.

Countless reports of students not getting their polling cards through (ie forgot to register)
Kek

this fucking general always gets swarmed with unironic tories around elections, they leave soon after

getting a bit sick of mongs taking the election seriously

Anyone got that "Greg Knight surge" meme? I saw it earlier, now I've lost it

You guys have been cucked hard by the Tories. "Mummy May"? That's just sick.

Who has anything to say about this? Who can do anything about it?

>Lets just let a literal commie in
>its IN YOUR INTEREST

youtube.com/watch?v=-bqQ_O4whRk

youtube.com/watch?v=-bqQ_O4whRk

youtube.com/watch?v=-bqQ_O4whRk

May's response of censoring the internet as a solution to terrorism was the last straw for me.

Reminder that Jahans has fingered more pussies than any of you.

why is there a pube in that scan?

thing is, they won't even be able to do it. What they are saying is technologically impossible and retarded.

The biggest issue is Brexit. These negotiations will determine our future for the next decades. We have to pick the party that will get the UK the best possible deal. Corbyn has already stated he will cuck to the EU by saying that he will stay in the single market (which means essentially being an EU member).

>people are still debating as if it matters

lmao May already won

Karenposters come to cytu dot be and find the room called Karen. That is where a few of us Animeposters are most days.

If it's any consolation, you'll get to hear the same people weeping when Mummy cuts the NEETbux and their TF2 pings jump to 200ms and they can't play sniper any more.

All British slags are a credit to our nation! I love them all equally but have a soft spot for slappers with very strong regional accents. Black Country or Norn Iron. Reminds me of watching Eurotrash as a lad in t'90s.

>Survation right now

Why should hard working people pay for the absolute dregs of society, like those "Init bruv, u wot m8" sorts?

>animeposting
dweebs

Anyone else got any embarrassing voting yarns?
>they asked me my house number to confirm my identity but I couldn't remember it because I moved last September and couldn't think of which was which. I panicked and spluttered 'uh 8? 10?'. Looked a right fucking spastic.

Anyone in Birmingham wanna go out for a pint on Friday to celebrate the eventual UKIP landslide

Labour are looking very confident

i assume you mean socially far right. sadly i can't see anyone being able to gain popularity without being labeled as racist. this is just the time we live in unfortunately. terrorist attacks have proven they aren't enough. and it's not what (((they))) want. so it's not happening in our lifetime

Got any more fashy Karen friend?

>Kraut/pol/
>Aus/pol/
>Eire/pol/

why do these irrelephant countries have generals

The author took a distinct dislike for the Isle of Mull.

h-he's just stroking her, right?

Look, I can cherry pick too

On it lad! where and when? I'll invite the Nige!

I've got one

Wij also get people from Nederdraad visiting often vriend.

How do you check if you are in a safe seat?

Savage Tory cuts.

Fuck me but those are disgusting.

*blocks your sovereignty*

Tories ukip is a wasted vote lad

Are you being deliberately thick?

Corbyn's chancellor voted for mass surveillance for fuck sake, and Corbyn didn't even bother to vote on it

Both parties are in favour of censorship and control.

>tfw the time you have to wait between reports gets increased
fucking animeposters

Will May meet the Queen before or after sacrificing white girls to Moloch?

Because in different ways, those three countries have always wanted to be like us.

Welsh are giant anal sluts and are all ultra lezzy with their friends too.

There's far more Labour voters in these threads than there were Remain voters in Brexit threads, or Clinton voters in US election threads.

This is actually one of the more balanced ones I've seen.

The fact you genuinely believe that someone will be taking away your beloved 4chins makes me dismiss anything out of your mouth because you're a paranoid idiot.

If the winning margin is more than 15% then it's safe.

>That bulge
Saucy.

I almost burned my balls off lad

please replace Idris Elba with Charlie Hunnam

>wearing a groin guard to make your wang look bigger
K E K

Put your seat belt on and crash into a wall.

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Fucking lol, rumours bolsover is in trouble too (labour calling in the get out the vote operation). Tory triple figure majority incoming?

>what is fishing for (You)'s?

Voted ukip in a lib dem/con basically 50/50 area lads