>Be Icelandic

>Wake up
>Breathe in the summer scent of a sunny morning
>Thank god for the gift of my life
>Make coffee
>Put on Johann Sebastian Bach
>Sit down
>Open up different sources of news
>Chuckle and sit back as I watch the world crumble around me while I live on a beautiful and safe island that's white and homogeneous
How's your day going Sup Forums?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stóridómur
usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/04/18/new-app-helps-icelanders-avoid-accidental-incest/2093649/
youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE
thedailybeast.com/icelands-incest-prevention-app-gets-people-to-bump-their-phones-before-bumping-in-bed
archive.is/6h6TD
youtube.com/watch?v=cmKuGxb23z0
youtube.com/watch?v=R9FZhr93V3A
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Muslims tongue my wife's anus

>be finnish
>wake up
>contemplate suicide
>make a lot of coffee
>post memes
>contemplate suicide

>be Icelandic
>marry your first cousin who is also your aunt and your brother-in-law's mom

>Be Icelandic
>Have one of the least inbred nation worldwide because of the worlds best family related documented history, Christianity and Stóridómur.
An inbred nation wouldn't have the sixth highest average Intelligence quotient in the world now would they?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stóridómur

this

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fpbp

>wake up
>oppress blacks
>eat burger
>masturbate
>make coffee
>masturbate
>listen to moon man
>masturbate
>eat burger
>got to sleep

Beat that

> Wake up

> Live in a country where foreigners are considered second class

> Factory owners take their passport and beat them threatening them with deportation daily basis

> Human rights groups don't give a fuck about colored foreigners, too busy sucking white cock

> filthy darkskin literally gets their asses kicked every day

> Proud first class citizen in my own country

> Police are docile and crime rate low

> Country so safe most children play outside all day and night

> Economy steadily growing

> Everyone in the entire world uses my country's products and components

> Elected a new anti-gay nationalist president

> If all goes well the north will fall soon and the country will get 2 times bigger

> Potentially going to be 3rd or 4th largest economy in the world in 20 years

> mfw

so why ashkenazi jews have higher IQ's?

are you me?

fucking kek

>>Put on Johann Sebastian Bach

lol. you misspelled bjork.

In what way are you oppressing blacks?

I'm coming to visit your superior Island in fall.

300$ flight, cheap as fuuuck. How would you feel if I get citizenship there? I will learn the language np.

What if I longboat across the ocean to settle in Iceland like Leif Eriksson. Would you accept me?

>live in rural north dakota
>wake up
>white people everywhere
>surelyamericacan'tbethatnonwhite
>live in bubble
>see Sup Forums stats
>cry a little for my country
>go to work and zone out until lunch time
>zone out until quitting time
>go home and play with doggo and take said doggo for a walk
>greet fellow white people
>forget my country is mongrelized but I don't notice it here
>cry a bit more
>go to sleep

pic related.

Just remember user, never let the Jews in.

>wake up
Did you not even read my post?

As funny as this post is, I sincerely have to wonder how you actually feel when you make such a statement. Does the awareness of your country's massive problems crush your spirit on a daily basis? I have serious existential issues with the demography and future of the United States, so I can only imagine how much worse it must be for any Swede who has similar dilemmas.

Realize that your whole island is a big magma chamber ready to blow anytime in the near future.

I seriously can't comprehend living in that shithole and this is coming from a half Finn.

Iceland is one of the very few countries with banks NOT owned by jews. I think. amirite?

Hype as fuck.

>300 000 people in total
>not inbred

>Same renta per capita than Spain
>mfw

>Wake up
>Breathe in fresh air of Kanooda
>Make coffee
>Open different sources of news
>See Icelandic cucks welcoming refugees
>See bunch of cucks holding 'welcome refugees' sign outside Iceland's tiny parliament
>Chuckle as I wait for the Islamic Republic of Iceland

> wake up
> die from artillery barrage flattening my city
> everything i know and love destroyed because of stronger countries strategic posturing

You need to have a certain emotional distance to things. You need some comic relief.

But I personally don't think Sweden can be, or even wants to be, saved. So I'm leaving soon.

Inbred don't make beauties like this.

they all look like men m8ey
is every woman who's not obese considered a beauty in North America?

Good one leaf, strong bloodlines are necessaries.

The ashkenazi jews have had an isolated genetic group longer than us, bear in mind that we're one of the youngest nations in the world. Our average intelligence quotient is steadily becoming higher and our great, eurosceptic prime minister and government is always putting more of an emphasis on education so we'll stay independent and without immigrants.

ahhaha jews can't survive where the locals are more jewy than they are.

Man, and I though asians all looked the same.

Those are clearly P*lish.

Nords don't fucking look like that.

>they look like men

Thanks for confirming that I am a faggot.

Hey Iceland, how's the job market over there? Do you need some white outsider's gene? Any benefit for me to come work over there? Do you need computer technician?

> white and homogeneous
meaning
> inbred
usatoday.com/story/tech/2013/04/18/new-app-helps-icelanders-avoid-accidental-incest/2093649/

nah man the norks are so poor they can't even buy fuels to practice their pilots let alone have enough ammo for their artillery.

pic related

based kimchi-land bro

youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE

This is the state of Icelandic women

thedailybeast.com/icelands-incest-prevention-app-gets-people-to-bump-their-phones-before-bumping-in-bed

Also chicks hangout around airports because that's practically the only way to fuck someone and not have to worry about them being related in some way.

Checked. I ran it through archive. archive.is/6h6TD

lmao jesus christ

Your women are degenerates

Yeah because our women are real paragons of virtue.

>Be British
>Beg for death
>Go vote
>Beg for death
>Hand in Jizya tax to local mosque
>Beg for death
>Browse Sup Forums
>Beg for death
>Visit London Bridge
>Beg for death
>Get stabbed
>Beg for death
>Wake up two days late in hospital bed surrounded by incompetent black nurses
>Beg for death
>Get AIDS from black doctor who operated on me
>Beg for death
>Go home for tea and crumpets
>Beg for death
IT NEVER ENDS

many looking wife, manly sons

the genes for manly/womanly appearances don't reside solely on the sex chromosomes and are not entirely hormone based. just ask all the high test dudes with wide hips.

pekkas always into suicide lol
>done with werkout, fucking burn already!
Now eat then go to oslonistan on intel mission

Icelandbros , listen

Recently a
LOs Angeles shitlib slut was , when trying ro justify her abhorrent whoredom , was painting iceland as le ebigg sexual utopia where people basically dont even know each other and juat walk up , have a dring, dont even talk and juat have sex aftserwards.

>UMMMM we should learn from them ,like alut is a term of endearment in jceland duhhh. Were so backwards ughhhh

Is this true?

Smells like pire bred bullcrap to ke

You're an idiot, the article is about avoiding incest which is not a bad thing at all.
We have the best genealogy database in the world from the early 12th century, of course we're going to use that. Because of this we're one of the least inbred nations in the world. Also

lemme wash that terrible taste out of your mouth with our superior women

youtube.com/watch?v=cmKuGxb23z0

7th cousin out or more fritzl, these are Óðins rules.

Why is it 30 fucking dollars for a burger there my god....I loved iceland but everything is fucking expensive. 12 bucks for a beer????

They have to have supplies airdropped like some third world country.

>So I'm leaving soon.

Fuck off, we're full.

Pretty much the same routine as you OP

>beautiful and safe island
your island is a shithole still reeling from the financial ruin icelanders brought on yourselves when you all stopped fishing one day and thought you could all become "investment bankers"
i just finished reading michael lewis' "boomerang" and the chapter on iceland is fucking hilarious

i used to respect iceland

morons, you don't get it do you.....
It's not even worthy an answer, 7th cousin out or more!

I lived in Hawaii which is way more remote, shit was like 1-2 dollars more at best.

This is what democracy has done to our country

What jobs are available in northern Dakota

Typical Sven, always running away.

Spics will make America amazing. A bunch of hard working Catholics given the resource wealth and political stability lacked in their home countries will make wonders happen

Yeah but Americans are experts at logistics. We have been ass fucking third world countries for years with full on armored division. Surely we can properly supply some small pacific islands.

Icelanders eat rotten shark meat.

>>Wake up in Boise, Idaho
>>Breathe in the summer scent of a sunny morning
>>Thank god for the gift of my life
>>Make coffee
>>Put on webcam of naked girl
>>Sit down
>>Open up different sources of news
>>Chuckle and sit back as I watch the world crumble around me while I live on a beautiful and safe state that's white and homogeneous AND in America, not some shit hole that gets down to -100 degrees for 8 months out of the year.


>MFW

>wake up
>make mate
>go to work
>naked feminist are blocking the road again
>finally they get tired and let me pass
>Another road blockade
>This time Bolivians screaming because they need the goverment to feed their 50 childrens
>Get fired
Argentina never again

Unless it is behind a paywall, no point in archiving.

Idaho is undoubtedly the best state in burgerland

>>>Breathe in the summer scent of a sunny morning
>>>Thank god for the gift of my life
>>>Make coffee
>>>Put on webcam of naked girl
>>>Sit down
>>>Open up different sources of news
shit literally me minus the lack of -40degree weather

>Superior women
>Trying to twerk with a flat ass

Fucking delusional chinese women
Chinese women look all the same, ugly

Oil righand work, trucking, and gas stations

Welp, at least your memes are ebin :DDD and keep you from killing yourself

I would argue western Montana but Idaho is just an extension of that so you are essentially correct.

ND is more of the same demographic wise but our state is not nearly as scenic.

Disgusting, nice propaganda connecting this with all of our women, you brought this here America. Women are more prone to following things mindlessly and that's why you get this from a few sluts that dropped out of liberal arts, yours aren't better. Here's something better.
youtube.com/watch?v=R9FZhr93V3A

They allready started pumping immigrants into your island.

Gooks and arabs was the plan to ''enrich'' you snow niggers

You wont be safe for long Lars

yeah but given the chance you'd still tap that. not that you'd ever get that chance.

I seriously hope i can escape to the gem that is your nation some day iceland user, god bless your beautiful nation!

Do you write icelandicbro? I believe one in ten icelanders are published authors.

Also, can you send an elfish icelandic qt like bjork over to scotland plox?

I mean, whats the point. Life is suffering.
We are "free" in this country. Free to pay taxes, free to work until retirement, stand in queues, fill out forms and toe the damn line.

Can't complain as such.

We got gun rights to fight off the anti-American commies and tons of attractive white women.

The spics/niggers are non existent and those that are here know their place.

Hahaha this delusion. Trust me, there are subsets of Nords that could be mistaken for Poles and there are subsets of Poles who could be mistaken for Nords. Deal with it.

>wake up
>have cigarette from pack 75% covered in sjw material
>read news
>trudeau has signed law mandating weekly cucking by syrian rapefugees
>more guns banned overnight, all owners are criminals
>go outside for weekly cucking
>forced to apologize and accept multicultural enrichment
>come back inside high af from dudeweedlmao clouds outside
>go to bed

Portuguese women are no better. Volta para casa Pedro.

there is immense resource wealth in their home countries and there have been many periods of political stability eviscerated by communists. Latinos are just subhuman parasites who ruin everything they touch

Come home to Boise, Idaho White Man.

only got down to -5 for 1-2 days in January. 1 foot of snow per year on average.

dude, don't you even start.
the hags you find in your country are the fucking worst.
honey boo boo is winning beauty contests for fucks sake.

>feminists ship in refugees all the way over the sea and greet them with teddybears

Fair play, of course you know more as you live there. The only place I've been in Idaho is sandpoint but it blows everywhere else i've been in America out of the water

It's not a shithole if you are a neet tho. I collect plenty of neetbux and get to live in a relatively safe and beautiful country.
you should visit sometime

Just buy a fucking framing hammer and start fixing Canada

I don't understand how people on this board don't know Iceland is the feminist capital of the world. They make Sweden look social conservative. Granted, Iceland has fewer immigrants than Sweden does (though they have unsuccessfully tried to change this, no immigrants want to go to the remote island), in every other way they're much worse than Sweden. But here on Sup Forums people seem to deny this reality, saying they're more based than Finland. Ridiculous.

Northern Idaho in general is absolutely beautiful.

10/10 would raise kids there if I didn't already live in a white state.

At least they have ass

Swedish women are sloots.
fun though.

>democracy
You misspelled Marxism

This. The Iceland worship needs to end.

> pop down the US military base near Reykjavik for some BBC

>wake up
>breath São Paulo air filled with pollution
>get the subway on the way to work
>wagon filled with smelly niggers
>reach the work at a above average neighborhood of this city
>see a nigger woman with a dog in a baby cart pretending do be rich or something

>State Permit to Purchase? No No
Firearm registration? No No
>Assault weapon law? No No
Magazine Capacity Restriction? No No
>Owner license required? No No
Concealed Carry permits required? No No

+ that weather... sounds like heaven, will put on my list of potential destinations, thanks for the recommendation m8, great scenery