>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826
Tras su manto de neblinas No las hemos de olvidar Las Malvinas Argentinas Clama el viento y ruge el mar >Behind their misty quilt >We won't forget them. >"The Argentine Malvinas!" >The wind cries out and the sea roars
Ni de aquellos horizontes Nuestra enseña han de arrancar Pues su blanco está en los montes Y en su azul se tiñe el mar >From those horizons >Our ensign won't be ripped either >As its white is on the hills >And the sea is tinted on its blue
Por ausente, por vencido Bajo extraño pabellón Ningún suelo más querido De la Patria en la extensión >For absent, for defeated >Under a strange flag >No land is more wanted >Of the Fatherland as a whole
¿Quién nos habla aquí de olvido De renuncia, de perdón? Ningún suelo más querido De la Patria en la extensión >Who's talking us here of neglect >Of renouncement, of forgiveness? >For no land is more wanted >Of the Fatherland as a whole!
Mason Edwards
first for max and paddy
Jace Taylor
this is who the rain prevents from voting
Ethan Anderson
would a labour government, given enough time, eventually increase NHS spending to 100%?
Kevin Robinson
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Xavier Baker
HAPPENING
Landon Cook
I just got back from the polling place.
I voted UKIP, I don't think all the Paki's who were there did though.
Xavier Evans
VOTE GREENNNNHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
Matthew White
Tunnock's teacakes desu.
William Rogers
...
Brayden Gomez
Corbyn pulls in the crowds
Joshua Myers
My seat is SNP vs Labour with the SNP favourites
What do? Other than move house
Adam Howard
I gave the people at the polling station funny looks as there were only pencils until they offered me a pen. Voted UKIP lads
Gabriel Parker
Just voted UKIP LADS In a safe labour seat
Gabriel Collins
...
Leo Flores
Where's /Kent Uni/ lad?
Lucas Nguyen
GREENS
Hudson Adams
Could this be another great left-wing victory like 1906, 1945 and 1974?
Joseph Cox
You did vote for UKIP, right user?
Ian Gutierrez
lol reddit
Brody Miller
Imagine a trio of Somalis 3-holing Karen, their jizz running from her orifices as she moans with delight.
Charles Sullivan
>forecast was wrong, sun's out all across the north LAB SURGE LADS
Anthony Johnson
wtf i'm a green machine now
Jason Ross
TUNNOCKS FUCKING TEACAKES DESU WA
Jose Parker
Is it possible for a safe seat to suddenly swing to the other party?
Asher Thompson
Need help on this one lads.
Michael Hernandez
y-yes senpai
Nathan Watson
i did i did
Joshua Sanders
Apparently Jahans is going to take his own life if Corbyn doesn't win...
Vote Lib Dem because they're the only party who care about privacy and personal liberty
Aiden Baker
Fuck sake lads just went to the polling station and apparently i'm not registered to vote. Thought it was weird that i didn't receive a polling card but i definitely put all my details in correctly, i was fine for the brexit referendum and the last election.
I live in Lincoln as well and it's a contested seat.
Brandon Young
>Is it possible Yes >Is it likely No
Liam Peterson
vote ukip s-senpais...
Evan Turner
From Streatham, it's shit. Please help.
Camden Hughes
You're a good lad you are, Crumpet. Somebody has to stand up to all the currymunchers.
Levi Gutierrez
of course it's possible, you twat, doesn't mean it's going to happen though what a stupid fucking question
Nolan Thompson
gf wants me to vote for lib dem for her as she wont be out of work til late
Logan Powell
Can't fucking wait
Brayden Reed
This was Labour's plan all along. Hundreds of thousands of immigrants every year. If this continues soon there's no way in hell any anti-mass immigration party could ever win.
Isaac Parker
Parties it's acceptable to vote for
Acceptable >UKIP
Understandable >SNP >Labour >Greens
Unacceptable >Conservative >Lib Dem
Isaiah Gray
WE WUZ PHILOSOPHER KANGZ AND SHEITT
Isaiah Richardson
UNCOMMON
James Adams
my dude don't forget the caramel wafers
Gabriel Butler
If I vote green, can I fug his daughter?
From what I've heard of Scottish Labour, I'd vote SNP.
>The Sun front page It's not political advertising, it's fucking MAD magazine.
Gabriel Sanders
i'm worried about this happening to me, do you have to register every event or something?
Christopher Hughes
...
Aiden Ward
>trusting Guido
Still kekworthy though
Isaiah Baker
MUHHHHH ENNN AIIIITCH ESSSSSSSS
Jack Morgan
Your polling station Caravan outside 146 Central Avenue Hounslow
And it's literally just a tinpot caravan. The state.
Jackson Howard
>slough >birmingham >not paki shitholes
Thomas Peterson
Yes but it's rare. And remember there are seats in this country that haven't changed parties since Victorian times.
>I'm not using this election to exploit my mental health or anything but if you don't vote Labour I will LITERALLY kill myself!
Ryan Evans
lads it's not even 3pm and I'm already wankered, why do I always do this on polling days
Isaac Smith
Why is it called a safe seat then?
Jacob Jenkins
Some 18 year old lad had his first time voting and asked the fat women who sit in the church hall loads of weird technical questions about voting and when they didn't know he just told them he was joking. He then voted, but then put his polling card in the box with the votes. At that point he really panicked, and tried to get the lid off.
One of the fat women shouted at him not to do that as it was illegal and the other three told her to calm down as he was clearly "not right". I left in a hurry and never voted again until the EU Referendum.
And that was the story of how I first voted in the 2010 General Election
Hudson Miller
>Snp >Voting the pakistani national party kill yourself lowlander.
Henry Brooks
would love a nosh on those thighs
Samuel Bennett
>tfw voted Lib Dem because I'm sick and tired of that clueless fuck Gove being my MP and I didn't want to vote Labour
Am I in any way redeemable lad?
Colton Thompson
Good job lad, Corbyn won and it's all your fault.
Brayden Scott
>Don't vote Labour >Vote to destabilise Conservatives >Vote Labour
Jaxon Phillips
yay someone did the meme I like. I like this meme, I like it a lot.
Jason Thomas
>the modern British male >wearing girls jeans
Good luck surviving once society collapses when you can't even squat your bodyweight. How are you going to carry a backpack full of tins?
Brody Foster
when you spot it
Chase Jones
The comments are telling her to brace herself for the inevitable Tory victory.
They are already resigned to it.
Logan Butler
Is there actually any point in voting for them where you live, or is your gf just thick?
Sebastian Cox
animeposters4UKIP desu
Grayson Rodriguez
>take his own life more like fulfill an ancient prophecy
Easton Wood
>3 world conquests as Bhutan
John Smith
No fucking clue i registered again before the deadline but i got there and said my name and i wasn't on the list. They told me to call the council and apparently they had no record of me either.
Gabriel Price
>Labour leader being able to draw crowds >in a a Labour stronghold litterly magic
As an NHS worker, I hate when people use the NHS for their political point. Labour won't help. Just chucking money at it won't help. It'll go to the same shitty management we have, rather than be used to reform the system.
Bankrupting the country doesn't help the NHS.
John Lewis
Parties it's acceptable to vote for
For the future of Britain >Labour
To keep out tories >Lib Dems >UKIP >SNP
I want to be arrested for posting memes on brit/pol/ >Tories
James Wood
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Brandon Flores
Because you're an alcoholic loser with no self-control, nor self-respect.
Lincoln Cox
I pull them off though user, I have defined quads and a nice ass and an above average sized willy
Ryder Morris
Move 'vote Labour' to the middle
Put 'don't vote at all' at the bottom
Post it on twitter with a bunch of hashtags that uni mongs would check
Xavier Foster
>hundreds of thousands of immigrants every year
Oh, you mean like the Conservatives are doing right now?
Jaxson Thompson
>If I vote green, can I fug his daughter? Only if you are non-white. Hell, he'd probably rub your nuts while you spunk into his daughter to maximise the chance of breeding.
Colton Parker
Why don't you get a proper job
William Mitchell
kek naked man in the window
James Thomas
Have a good kip through teatime, then get up about 7-8pm for a rip-roaring night of bants and shit-flinging with the lads.
Aiden Gonzalez
Yes it was, the problem they found is a lot vote Tory. Labour couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery.
Benjamin Reed
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU FORGOT A PEN!
Charles James
"he"
Yeah sure thing lad
Bentley Reed
it was taken by cons in 2015. been lib for ages. very marginal
Hunter Collins
because there are constituencies where the people's votes don't actually matter and they're just always the same party
because it's just fucking unlikely you absolute breadbin, what else would it be?
Kevin Miller
understandable desu
Dylan Jackson
Nice what did you have?
Noah Hughes
Wanking breaks your fast though, why would you do that?
Dylan Gray
A blazing phoenix
Mason Young
Sup Forums stands with Israel?
...or the paki Palestinians that filthy hippies and Muslims support?
Take a pick.
Brandon Morgan
>tfw going to a friend's house to watch the election results >they all voted labour I can't wait lads
