Brit/pol/ - Britain Now... edition

>NEW JAHANS
youtube.com/watch?v=Epfm9JXOOVU

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alcohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers

>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam (((Gould))) loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=DF5uXCFM94A
youtube.com/watch?v=tMZe5hXodQg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)
forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083
theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/
rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>Khuram Butt

Every time

Diane Abbott will announce next week that she has dementia, you heard it here first.

Foreigners out

>Butt
Hehe

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have this horrible feeling that labour will win

Will any of these people actually kill themselves when the Conservatives win

Lefties are just more vocal

Does Karen wear pant???????????????????

current weather situation with rain paths

hitting Labour areas

not good for student voters

or

wanking in the garden

Do you like Karen?

>jeremy corbyn
>wealth and prosperity

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Thinking about getting a fabled CHINESE MUNCHY BOX for the first time tonight when the polls close.

Excited.

Britain now.

Just been and voted lads, crazy it takes less time to vote than it does to get a mcdonalds

Twitter rumours are that labour are panicking on the ground

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Students are all back at their parents in the Home Counties talking about the merits of socialism in their £2 million houses.

we're in for years of the same old shit either way, at this point I'd be happy for them to win just to watch the general meltdown

It's because lefties are more vocal on social media so it seems like they have more support, i felt the same way with Ed Miliband and Brexit.

Reminder to all degenerate filth that wanking in the garden has serious consequences.

They wont

PAKIS GTFO

We are conservatives who support Israel, it's a beautiful country. Not like the third world paki surrounding nations.

It's full pissing it down now, massive rain drops.

the rice seems a bit of a waste of space

They won't win

Israel is a shithole.

Why are the chips from chinky's always those thick shite hollow ones

I'm polish and i voted for UKIP and leave.. hope no more come here

The Chinese ones look the "nicest" but I bet it all goes cold really quickly with it all in one box

There wont be anywhere once Chairman May has her way with internet regulation.

So, thanks for that. I hope you enjoy logging into to your governmently controlled tiered internet using your personal ID code that will be found on your national ID card which will be tied into your medical records and your DNA profile.

I don't even like Corbyn or the Labour party but May is bonkers. At least with Trump you know hes mad, May has a lot of people fooled into believing shes actually sane.

I would prefer a Labour win over more lizard woman May. At least Corbyn has kids. May's womb is more barren than the Sahara desert.
Couldn't bring myself to vote for them though.

Why are our political parties so terrible?

>live by the seaside
>"I have a horrible feeling that most birds are seagulls"

Daily reminder that if you don't shill incessantly for one Semitic group then you must be of another Semitic group!

Sage and Fuck off. With that, Adolf.

>starting to regret not voting Tory in favour of spoiling my ballot

It's kebab shop floor sweepings, he should be happy if there are no toenails in it.

Really?
I'd better stop and apologies to the neighbors then

cuck!

My nan is polish, came here in the 50s, she says the newly arrived Poles are all foul-mouthed peasants coming here for bennies.

I never advocated for government to bail out failing companies. I am simply explaining to you that 'boom and bust' cycles are not always as a result of government and are at times as a result of the free market.

I agree that government shouldn't bail out businesses during recession. Instead, it should increase unemployment benefits and increase employment capacity in critical sectors it already controls, such as emergency services and infrastructure. It should lower taxes to encourage consumer spending.

But see, this is the problem with labelling yourself as part of a 'School'. It doesn't allow for you to mix ideas from one School with the ideas from another, or to innovate with your own new ideas

fucking tard

Lads I had to vote conservative because UKIP were not on the ballot. Local Ukip mp endorsed torys

Considering everything it's got out alright

>Aberdeen South

Is my seat going Tory?

Nah mate it will be all fine.

At least you will have given your self a clean conscience.

Voted Big Jezza, he always wanted Brexit and will stick two fingers up at the EU bureaucrats

I had a housemate at uni who would call a taxi for the 15 minute walk if it was raining. Put on a coat cunt.

We had mini wars at uni, him and I at least. Hard being the only patriotic right leaning student.

Freezers, superglue, salt, shoes. All good times

tfw no Britpol friends

Is YouTube fucked up for anyone else?

Almost all of Scotland covered in rain right now

really not good for SNP/Labour

also not good for

wanking in the highlands

spoiling your ballot is the most stupid thing you can do...

then sir like me you are third generation and she is correct

>tfw I voted for UKUK
Wish I had voted for based tories

>At least you will have given your self a clean conscience
Think it's this more than anything that I will savour.

Couldn't fathom looking back at how I voted for them when they start pulling their 1984 agenda and don't do a thing about immigration once again.

That looks amazing

Wanted to vote ukip, but they didn't even have them on the paper, choices were the main three and snp, so I just left it.

what is he gonna do take a shit?

>kebab shop floor sweepings

CHINESE munchy box this time, lad

CHINESE. From the CHINESE.

seems like Britfags are fucked like us
choose between Corbyn and May
like chosing between Merkel and Schulz

>tfw voted UKIP out of spite

You will never rest easy again.

That's fucking grim m8

Looking forward to our win tomorrow lads

blank ballot? Should have at least drawn a cock on it

>stick two fingers up to the EU Bureaucrats
By bending over backwards to get a deal? Are you a shill or stupid?

Are you on drugs?

Today is the day lads. Throw a commie out of your helico..pt... errr, I mean go out and vote!

Shouldn't America be holding the bloody knife as well?

Get back to Poland and stop leeching off the UK

I bet your nan came over here to evade the nazis now your kind will post on Sup Forums and say that's what we need again

We need the strong, stable leadership of Shariah May to punish the extremists out there who are burning Qurans and committing other such despicable acts.

Double check it because they might not be Chinese

May is better than Merkel but not significantly so

way to fuck up user

It's probably not a bad thing for the SNP

They have a lot of footsoldiers to get out the vote by knocking doors and driving grannies to the polling station, etc.

thoughts on this?
youtube.com/watch?v=DF5uXCFM94A

also this?
youtube.com/watch?v=tMZe5hXodQg

No runaways were harmed, though.

keked desu

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Lads

My X was kind of off-centre in the box. It was inside it, but not quite in the middle.

What will happen?

What could it all mean? Can you decipher it? Real all the articles?

>Al-Yamamah arms deal
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Yamamah_arms_deal

>Roger Carr (businessman)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Carr_(businessman)

>The World's Biggest IPO Is Coming: What You Should Know About Aramco
forbes.com/sites/ellenrwald/2017/02/25/the-worlds-biggest-ipo-is-coming-what-you-should-know-about-aramco/

>Theresa May defends UK ties with Saudi Arabia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39485083

>May and LSE chief woo Saudi ministers for $2tn Aramco listing
theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/05/theresa-may-lse-saudi-aramco-uk-london-stock-exchange-oil

>Theresa May in Saudi talks for London to host world's biggest share flotation of £1.6 trillion
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/05/theresa-may-saudi-talks-win-london-biggest-ever-share-flotation/

>Claims and counterclaims over ‘dark money’ trail leading from HSBC to the Tories
rt.com/uk/386998-conservatives-hsbc-money-laundering/

>Terror funding report: Calls grow for release of 'sensitive' Home Office document 'pointing finger at Saudi Arabia'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/terror-funding-report-home-office-saudi-arabia-jihadis-attacks-suppress-tory-uk-release-sensitive-a7773146.html

He better turn his fat arse around. Now give me dem (You)s Brit/pol/.

I voted UKIP. Stopped off at the church on my way to work. Old ladies, "good afternoon!" Nice quick vote and now off to get food for work

Island communities are great

How else do you demonstrate your lack of support for all possible options?

So what's Mummy May's plan

She wants a deal too or have you not been listening to her

>mfw been eating nan's pierogi long before the polish deli arrived

Voted UKIP.

Live in an ultra-safe Tory seat.

My local Chinese is so Chinese, when you go into the nearest bookies on a Saturday afternoon, even the girls from behind the counter are in there before they do their prep.

WHO WON???????

Chinese munchy boxes look nice

no i don't give a fuck about poland, where she came from is now part of ukraine also most of the post 40's and 50's generation integrated unlike this recent wave

What absolute madman did that?

Congratulations, you just spoiled your first vote

You've got the wrong guy

GOD BLESS YOU, UK.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ELECTION, MAY THE BEST CANDIDATE WIN.

>tfw no Election Day happening

Can't say I'm not disapointed.

null and void, and a ban from ever voting again, sorry lad