Brit/pol/ - Inspectors All Round edition

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alcohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers


>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam (((Gould))) loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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I hope none you retards voted for the tories

starting to excited lads

Labour are going down
ahahahahahah

Start buying guns.

Unless you're a Labour or Conservative mong, then you should be barred from arming yourself.

It's a flawed argument. Most countries in the world don't have nuclear weapons and they're not being nuked.

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Post your election hype tunes.

youtube.com/watch?v=l3libD9Y6MA

Vote UKIP.

Reminder that both main parties love uncontrolled migration.
The Tories want to fuck us over with immigration for business interests
youtube.com/watch?v=sdZp5iw-UEo
Labour want to fuck everyone over because of "muh immigrants"
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Reminder that both main parties will give us a shit deal with europe.
Reminder that both main parties will ensure that immigration stays at least in the high 200k range for years to come.
Reminder that both main parties are dedicated to Orwellian levels of spying on this countries citizens.
Reminder that both main parties will keep us part of the European Arrest Warrant, meaning out citizens can be dragged before foreign courts.
Reminder that both of the main party leaders campaigned to keep us in the EU.
Reminder that both main parties support abortion.

Reminder that the status quo wont change if you keep fucking voting for it.

I think I'm lactose intolerant now for some reason lads

whenever I have a brew, eat some cornflakes or have some cheese, I get major smelly farts and stomach aches.

does this make me eligible for Labour's benefits?

Will I be able to post this meme later on?

literally fucking what would socialist corbyn do if he was forced to deliver brexit

I'd say this has been the shittest choice we've been presented with at a GE for a long time, historically.

What would you say are the worst elections in British history, lads?

Because they're not at war?

Mummy Mummy

Mummy May

Make the Normies

Go Away

Rightly SO, make pic related the OP image next thread.

>mfw watching the SNP lose a bunch of seats tonight while eating a chinese munchie box

There's still 4 hours left you idiot, the exit poll is nowhere near finished yet.

I voted Tory and there is nothing you can do about it. I live in a marginal as well.

Does Corbyn leave if labour lose seats?

Exam at 9am. Was gonna go sleep now and wake up like 2am for results (already pretty tired due to fucked up sleep schedule) but can't sleep
What do?

Yes

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Also most countries are allied with other countries that do have nukes

>he didn't draw this on his ballot

Piss away the cards in our hands. Rescind the fishing waters. Keep membership of the single market.

He'd do it, but he'd make a dog's dinner of the whole affair.

who did /our guy/ vote for?

Yes, and a lot of them are trying to build nukes. It's almost like they serve some kind of purpose.

Replace it with the Conservative logo and sure

The best thing about a Labour government would be the removal of Mummy May voters to the gulag.

May means no more Britposters? I'm now #maymissile

I made a Twitter account just so I can wind up lefty students chimping out over a Labour defeat tomorrow morning.

Rightly So is a Labour cuck
>inb4 he says he hates them both as much
>99% of posts are on the Toried

>He believes this

You're the only good tripfag.

VOTE UKIP LADS

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HAS SPOKEN

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>I cant hear you

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bookies don't seem to think so, the madman

>voting for the "tory" party

how does it feel to not understand what being a tory is

The r-selected are overwhelming us.

VOTE LABOUR

Just got back, voted for the big man

because increasing corporation tax by about 30% and a 0.5% tax on derivative trades will be absolute suicide for London with Brexit around the corner

He'd have to be annihilated in the election to leave.

DING DONG WEH HEY

That'll be the silver lining of this election desu

Boston?

need some rare karens lad

>implying the greens aren't going to get a majority

Major upset incoming, green surge baby

Will Commissar Corbyn legalise it?

Having a hearty chuckle at the bogus "reports" of massive youth turnout. People are too gullible.
It calls to mind an article I read about legions of women heroically registering to vote against Trump (in Iowa, a state he won)
Gonna be a great night

He already said no at the beginning of this election.

He's a UKIP voter you utter mong

the "conservatives" are going to win, it doesn't mean they have had a good campaign. they've literally fucked up at every opportunity

well done socceroos

Who are we at war with at the moment? And even if we did get rid of our nukes, we'd still be allied with countries that have them.

>a lot of them are trying to build nukes

[citation needed]

Post conservative curry waifu

That's a nice looking bag user

>my constituency in 2015
>Conservatives: 15,862
>Labour: 12:835
I hope we can hold on

Course not. Weed affects productivity of the Proletariat.

PLEASE RESPOND brit/pol/, I NEED HELP

>labour launches another failed coup

can't wait to be honest, hopefully he can then go full purge mode

***** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
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Hold back the Islamic Labour party tide lad.

>tfw no decent takeaway near you does a munchie box

whats the fucking point

When May takes away your Sup Forums you'll be exposed to nothing but normies.

I'm sure looking at a computer screen posting on brit/pol/ will help you get to sleep.

Just voted lads.

Been abundantly clear for a while now we need to #MAGA

got a fiver on them getting a maximum of 45, which should pay for the munchie box desu

>labour voters
>not spoiling their ballots

pick one

this mad lad gets it, even a shotgun or a bolt-action is better than nothing
>aka "rooty-tooty point-and-shooty" in brit-bong

Autism

yes, better have the islamic conservative party instead

fuckin tune mate

You want me to list all the countries with nuclear programs? I'd be here for hours you moron.

Are you ready for Trump V2: UK edition?

I predict tories win 90% of seats in England, 10% of seats in Scotland and 20% of seats in Wales.

Labour will take the remainder in England except for one green and 2 independent, half the remaining seats in Scotland and 10% of the seats in Wales.

Plaid Cymru take the remainder in Wales.

SNP take the remaining 80% in Scotland.

Screencap this.

tefal head

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Corbyn is striving for international disarmament so allying with nuclear powers won't save us in the long run. That would also give America more leverage over us

The point of a deterrent is IF we are at war then that should prevent enemies from using their nukes on us or our allies

You made the right choice, senpai. Do you think he has a chance in Boston?

Who /PlebForJeb/ here?

Just voted Labour, u get me?

>pic related, filthy paki labour voter

Hitch posting.

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L A B O U R

Saved

I wonder what her supple, vegan body looks like naked

>womens equality party

>spoil your ballot
>spoil your ballot
>spoil your ballot
>spoil your ballot
>come on it will be ebin when they read it back
>spoil your ballot
>spoil your ballot
>okay I'll vote
>no UKIP even
>votes for the fucking Yorkshire Party

Lads on a scale of 1 to 10 how autistic am I?

Why are all the party leaders in Britain so old? I donĀ“t think any of our major parties has a leader beyond 60.

Just went and voted for BEADY PARTY.

Why haven't you yet?

>Labour voter is a Paki/Nigger
Not surprised

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>women's equality party

Let' get some Sup Forums financial advice.

>2 year fixed mortgage @ 1.6%
>5 year fixed mortgage @ 2.1%

What do you lads see happening to interest rates over the next 5 years?

SURGE

stay strong