/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LOOKING AT TENTACLE PORN WITH THE WIFE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump Speech on Infrastructure 6/7/17
youtu.be/4zTLYGTRifY
>Pres Trump's Plan to Rebuild America's Infrastructure 6/7/17
youtu.be/5kDqXDN9OYY
>Pres Trump speaks on healthcare reform in Cincinnati OH 6/7/17
youtu.be/jD0NLFAm_pU
>VP Pence @2017 Astronaut Selection Announcement 6/7/17
youtu.be/0ZfQkfAf7Ng
>Pres Trump meets house/senate leaders 6/6/17
youtu.be/VU70mJNFOKE
>State Dept Brief 6/6/17
youtu.be/N3TNHVDHgf4
>VP Pence @Natl Catholic Prayer Breakfast 6/6/17
youtu.be/Zx12BXF-fds
>VP Pence @Atlantic Council Event 6/5/17
youtu.be/qdccGQKRrUI
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>WHAT DOES COVFEFE MEAN
youtu.be/OPR11lhXwlI
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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Alright, I'll admit it. I voted for Trump. There. I said it.

But now? Now? After watching Comey's testimony? Wow. I'm horrified. I'm literally shaking.

I can't in good conscience support someone who PRESSURED the FBI director to drop the Russia investigation.

That's the last straw for me. I'm voting for Hillary and the democratic party next time. I can't believe i said it, but there it is. The level of corruption is just horrifying.

Impeach Trump now!!!

washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2017/06/08/comey-just-blew-apart-a-leading-gop-talking-point-about-trump/

FTA:

"But let’s be clear on what Comey is alleging. Comey is claiming that Trump explicitly sought to convert one of the leading law enforcement officials in the country into a personal loyalist. Comey is claiming that Trump demanded, seemingly as a condition for his continued employment, that he voluntarily shed his position’s institutional independence. And Comey is claiming that, after having done all this, Trump told Comey that he “hoped” he would drop the FBI probe into Flynn’s conduct. Comey took this presidential effort as an “order,” which would plainly constitute overt interference in an ongoing FBI investigation into his former national security adviser’s ties to a foreign power that — according to the widely held conclusion of the intelligence community — tried to sabotage our election, in order to tip it to Trump."

I think that's the money shot.

HUCKABEE NO!

Fuck man I love pee pee

THIS FUCKING TIMELINE

I WAS JUST HAVING A FRIENDLY DISCUSSION ABOUT TENTACLE PORN WITH MY CHILDREN WHEN MY WIFE WALKED IN

Don't fap to my wife, you degenerates

Today has been a pretty good day!

BYE 2 SCOOPS SCRIMPTH! ITS HILLORYS TURN NOW! MADAM PRESIDONT HILLORY CLINTON! FINALLY A GOOD PRESIDONT! WITH VICE PRESIDONT BERNIE OF CORSE!

fapping to that in any way is degenerate

Today has been fucking amazing.

Yes I agree that part where Comey said that Trump scared him was damning, we can't let him have the nuclear launch codes

*** SCHEDULE TODAY ***

Subject: DAILY GUIDANCE AND PRESS SCHEDULE FOR THURSDAY, JUNE 8, 2017

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In the morning, President Donald J. Trump will receive his daily intelligence briefing. In the afternoon, the President will depart the White House for the Faith and Freedom Coalitions Road to Majority Conference at the Omni Shoreham Hotel. Later in the afternoon, the President will host the Infrastructure Summit with Governors and Mayors from across the country.

12:00PM THE PRESIDENT departs the White House en route Omni Shoreham Hotel

12:15PM THE PRESIDENT arrives Omni Shoreham Hotel

12:35PM THE PRESIDENT gives remarks at Faith and Freedom Coalitions Road to Majority Conference

1:20PM THE PRESIDENT departs Omni Shoreham Hotel en route the White House

1:35PM THE PRESIDENT arrives the White House

3:30PM THE PRESIDENT hosts Infrastructure Summit with Governors and Mayors

>Briefing Schedule

12:00PM Press Gaggle with Principal Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Sanders

COME HOME ECCHIWALDO

I always knew Kurt was /ourjew/

user, I...

So when is Mueller going to have Trump give his public testimony?

what are they voting for and when

>It was for research
>IT WOULDN'T BE WRONG IF I JERKED OFF TO HENTAI
>BUT I DON'T
>JUST REMEMBER IT'S ALRIGHT IF I DID

I fookin love this new Momiji

WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY

Shep is probably the worst still on there. Bret isn't much better. They need to give Brit one of their spots. Judge Jeannine would be great daily too.

Its to late user

>just when I thought today was gonna be boring

reminder that we live in the best timeline

>taking advil for headaches
>"I actually cried from the headache"
>being a man

pick one and only one

THIS IS A FAST MOVEMENT THAT TRIGGERED AN EPILEPTIC!

YOUR

Does it on Chrome and on Firefox. Cookies cleared, reinstalled, flash activated even though it runs on HTML5 OR Flash. I'll do a fresh install of Chrome and see if that fixes it, and if so I'll reinstall Firefox AGAIN
So fucking frustrating. I have to go get my other computer to watch Fox or do it on my phone.

Support Your President

Hardly any direct quotes used, all spin. Nice try.

Fucking kikes, man.

>he took it as an order
>but didn't act on it,even though he had to legally

What did the retards mean by this?

So far:

-Comey called POTUS a liar multiple times

-Comey has proven to be devoted to the instituiton of the FBI, demonstrating behavior to defend its integrity in multiple instances under multiple adminsitrations

Here's the kicker: the most surprising thing so far? "Not a tweet was stirring, not even a covfefe"

This tweet is even more glorious out of context.

>he's a dang clairvoyant
it's impossible to read this in his smug southern accent

>Comey and Eichenwald become eternal laughingstock at the same moment of the same day
Checking 'em in my favorite thread.

Holy shit guys what Trump did was so much worse than what Lynch did why is pol so refarded

>Yes. Still amazes me.
Imagine the disgust of having to lie to cover for your husband fapping to anime.
Poor Theresa.

What timezone is he in? That says 1159 am and it's 1 pm now

Woah so CNN just reported that Comey's testimony was SO DAMNING that in fact the election was just voided and Evan McMullin is swearing in as we speak

Its pretty great.

Today has been way too good so far

This fucking timeline
>This fucking timeline
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He's still fucking going.

AND IT WAS ABOUT FAT OLD MAN RAPING A LOLI

OOPS I SAID TO MY 5 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER, THATS NOT A TENTACLE HAVA

>Comey took this presidential effort as an “order,”
WRONG

WAAAAAAAAAAAY

The legacy of Jew Goldstein lives on
RIPIP

>-Comey has proven to be devoted to the instituiton of the FBI
wtf i love Comey now

Shep has the best voice in news
so soothing to listen to
if only he wasn't such a prissy faggot

you don't know what a migraine feels like if you've never had one.

why not just admit you jack it to mongolian finger paintings
or better yet, pretend like the thing never even happened

>refarded

The porn he was fapping to did not even contain tentacle porn.

Degenerate desu.

Don't get banned. :(

...

>2017
>Not watching tentacle porn with your kids

This kike, holy shit

TRUMP ATTACK JEW LAWYERS ARE ON SOON

youtube.com/watch?v=21vQXNOqjwo

>he explained rule 34 to his wife

So far:

>multiple people swear they were never pressured by trump
>Trump was never under investigation
>Comey is a leaker
>Comey had an awkward conversation

...

Awoo Comey is toast!

>Comey admits he was scared of Trump
>Comey admits he was the leaker and acted out of cowardice
>Comey throws Loretta Lynch under the bus
Fucking Christ, what a time to be alive
Hail the God Emperor, so much winning my face is melting

Was he /ourguy/ all aling?

Vaginakin detected

So he's admitting his wife is dumb? I'm done.

That manga he was reading is really good but DOES NOT have any tentacles in it!

Really makes me think

Look, he might have actually been looking for tentacle porn, but he certainly didn't stop there.

Anyone can "prove" tentacle porn exists with a simple jewgle image search. How he ended up looking at some vanilla hentai involving no tentacles is the mystery.

Awoo!

Why would I fap yo such low tier animu slut?

...

I love this timeline

>Gather round, children. I think as a great joke, we should all look for tentacle porn to show your mother. She's gonna freak!

>that obvious cover by the wife
I'm a little jealous.

TWO WORDS: PRESIDENT COMEY

ALEX SAYS HE TOLD MEGYN KELLY THAT HER KIDS WILL DIE OF CANCER IN HER LIFETIME. m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn6DpMjflZ0

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI
>BREAKING NEWS: AFTER BEING CAUGHT WATCHING HENTAI, KURT EICHENWALD MAKES UP SHITTY EXCUSES TO EXPLAIN THE HENTAI

we should order calimari to newsweek and and tell them it's for kurt

Comey is definitely on the spectrum.

When will we learn the results of the 1PM closed door testimony?

Democrats, Loretta Lynch and James Comey colluded to remove the cloud over Hillary Clinton.

He could have been, be then he got Jew Goldstein in trouble.

Friendly reminder this general is literally a copy the_donald and you all need to go back

can you link it for research purposes

I fixed for you, junior

Comey submitted to Lynch's directive to refer to the email investigation as a "matter."

So devoted to FBI integrity!

healthy person with no genetic problems detected

FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT:
1) BIBLE BLACK
2) KUROINU
3) LIMB LEGION ADAPTION

Who is masturbating to anime now you shaking fag.

Why lie though?
Makes the guy seem like a kid, should`ve confirmed and not giving a fuck.

Futaba a shit, Makoto a best

the thing we know is worse than the thing we do not know

How would you know?

There was no transparency with Clinton's thing. We have no idea what was said.

good goy

now why isn't the background of the dates fully white??? did he photoshop the convo?

Kurt is literally a retard.

Is his Waifu implicated as being involved in said Tentacle Porn fantasies?