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is this guy actively trying to turn this whole thing into a big deal or does he really think he's doing good damage control
i honestly can't tell

i have no idea but im pretty sure if he just said "yeah i like hentai" it would go over way better for him lmao

What's this about

the guy's a fucking idiot. seems like he's trying to damage control by playing dumb but it's only just making it worse for him

he'd be welcomed into the fold at least
pic related sums it up

You think Tucker will mention this on his show? This all started with a rant over him, after all

>No tentacle tag
What a fucking idiot lmao

Fucking mods deleted the last thread

i think its just trying to save face

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I know, super pissed I didn't get to see some juicy pics.

Someone get all this sent to Tucker

That was fucking bizarre.

Yes his 'son' was quoting rule 34

He really is one of us. He's been that dedicated to shiposting the past year. It all makes sense now

everyday judaism right there

There was plenty I saved though. Dipshit mod probably saw porn and just deleted it

the doujin even has a facesitting tag yet he goes "WTF is facesitting"

What a retard

Fapping to anime is pathetic

God the massive amount of damage control he's doing

I've been seeing this everywhere. Give me a rundown on who this man is and why he keeps talking about hentai.

>no guro tag
What a fucking pleb

It's cringe levels of damage control. Could've just said "yeah i look at hentai, so what" and it'd be over.

he dindu nuffin t.b.h.

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He posted a pic of his desktop off screen and this was bookmarked.
e-hentai.org/g/262213/02aac4ff1a/

Then he claimed he was checking to see if tentacle porn exists(even though the doujin in the link has no tentacle tag).

>my family reads my twitter feed

>think of a bunch of musicians
>no porn of them
Shitty meme

this pretty much, not only that but he's passing up a huge opportunity to become basically a legend lol

>whoa guys I have no idea what [noun] [verb] could possibly be!
Is this nigger serious?

a simple good search for "Tentacle porn" couldn't satisfy him.

Also that doujin didn't even have tentacle porn in it so why did he click it?

dont forget the part about meds

is he our guy?

Must be a happy marriage

this is just embarrassing for everyone

he knows too much about hentai history to just be searching this one time

>big-ass facesitting
Close, but he's still a rat so no

Someone should make Kurt watch Tanya the Evil

>my kids and I were watching porn
WTF how is this ok? Somebody show female Trump fans that are married with kids. This will anger them.

Right. And what is urbandictionary.com?

>not just using google to search for tentacle porn

The absolute state of journalism, right now

I'm so glad I'm alive. What's going to happen tomorrow?

Does anyone have the trap edit of this?

But who is he? He must either be important or relatively popular

>big areola
all is forgiven

>S-shut up. I was only researching Hentai for my k-kids
An actual excuse he used

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>Further amusing: another of Kurt's tabs is a Salon article titled "Tucker Carlson's Downward Spiral."

>Why these two tabs would be open at the same time is perhaps something that's best left unexplained.

redice.tv/news/kurt-eichenwald-outs-himself-as-an-hentai-enthusiast-on-twitter

these are Eichenwald's saved keywords

>our (adult) sons
seems like a normal way to talk with your wife

>not loli anal
no wonder people are mad

whether Eichenwald likes it or not, He is one of us according to Rick Wilson.

>Big Ass
>Huge Breasts
>Impregnation
>Lingerie
>MILF
>Paizuri
>SPATS SPATS SPATS
the politics differs, but the porn unites us
I don't like him, but he's my Onii-Chan from another Kaza
Top Tastes too

youtube.com/watch?v=31diClBZmg8

>not loli chubby upskirt
Shit taste 2bh famlad

youtube.com/watch?v=TFrz7bmlmf0

Would he be better off if he just admitted to it?

Fucking wwwwww
As far as I recall Distance has never made anything with tentacles in it, what a fucking goon

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It never ends with this guy. I thought the Tucker Carlson Falsehoods was as good as it'd ever get, but then he fucking sues a guy for a gif and now this. What the hell even is going on? What's gonna happen next?

>you like hentai!?
>w-what's hentai!? I don't know what hentai is! Milfs? Facesitting? What language is that? -Panicking retard

Better response
>you like hentai!?
>ye

Nobody gives a shit until you start making a big deal about it.

Are you telling me a grown man doesn't know what facesitting is? It's pretty self-explanatory

Just admit you like anime tits

Maybe his wife is senile, so he needs to remind her every now and then that theyre not children anymore?.

START MASTURBATING TO CARTOONS

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He has good taste.

>that fake poo accent

I don't know why we're making a big deal about this, everyone knows Jews only fap to the Wall Street Journal

which politician likes femdom?

youtu.be/31diClBZmg8

C'mon, you have seen this plenty of times in this (Sup Forums) board.

youtu.be/31diClBZmg8

>No tentacles
>English
>Uncensored
Nothing about his story adds up with what he was looking for. How do you fail to find tentacles, but manage to find a comic that is English and decensored. What a pointless lie.

Why'd he bring his kids into this hentai kerfuffle?

>deleted

Hes in full meltdown

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Possibly. But I tend to think he sent the message after this whole cartoon porn fiasco blew up so he could have a proof of bookmarking it for just research purpose.

>....I was explaining to my (adult) wife

DISTANCE is pretty good, I do not blame him for that. He's still a filthy rat nonetheless.

The kike doth protest too much

this

Mister Metokur is already on it
youtu.be/31diClBZmg8

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lel such kikery

Never make excuses for the things you love

Sup Forums hates him because a few months ago he said the Alt-Right was just a bunch of childless men who masterbait to anime.

Also he's a pedo.

Also, after having a big dinner, he had loosened his belt to make space for a larger tummy, causing his trousers to later slip down (while browsing hentai for research purposes) after standing up from his computer chair. Surprised, he tripped, landing back in his chair quite hard, trapping a blood vessel or two, which prevented blood from escaping his penis, causing it to engorge to full size. He tried to remedy this by squeezing the swollen member with both fists in an attempt to coax the blood out of it. All he managed to achieve, though, was an Earth-shattering orgasm. Such is life.

This is seriously the most pathetic attempt at damage control I've ever seen. A 14-year-old kid whose parents found porn in his web history could play it off better than this.

He needs to take extra anti-seizure meds before his hentai fapping sessions, so he is speaking from experience

>the old screenshot with incriminating browser tab gag
GOOBLE GOBBLE
GOOBLE GOBBLE

DRUDGE REPORT JUST TWEETED ABOUT IT

That guy can shitpost

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underrated

They always project.

Words to live by

Since he got banned from twitter he actually became productive as fuck

heatst.com/culture-wars/journalist-kurt-eichenwald-caught-with-japanese-anime-porn-on-his-browser/
Wew
>journo websites link to panda
Isn't this like malicious intent and willingly spreading stolen content? The last page says the comic had a price of 1000¥. We should sic Jacob from Fakku on them for fun.

What a fucking timeline.

>It's fucking real
I'm dead.