Brit/pol/ - Vote Labour if you hate the UK edition

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alcohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers


>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam (((Gould))) loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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strawpoll.me/13138868
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil
youtube.com/watch?v=bqup9sVP9e0
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Increasingly worried Labour are going to win.

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Any lads making some cheeky bets they fancy sharing with us?

TAKE MY ENERGY MUMMY

It just makes it more interesting.

Why? Regardless who wins we will continue to have our national identity destroyed.

Put a tenner each on a Lab/Lib/SNP and a Lab/Lib coalition.

25-1 and 10-1. Neither will happen though.

who's staying up as the results come in?

I hope you all did your bit to keep Corbyn and his comrades away from power.

Why would I do that? In terms of betting on the result itself, anything other than a tory majority is pissing money

If they do then in 10 years we might just get some proper fight from the tories, instead of the blairite red tories we have now

I just slept from 3pm to 6pm after 10 hours sleep last night so I'll be up until the crack of dawn most likely.

>tfw owl

>not voting raving loon party

GAS THE BLAIRITES, PARTY WAR NOW

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>don't get bullied on Sup Forums for having a commie PM if Tories win
>save 60k in tuition fees if Labour win

Postal vote labour earlier in the week, accelerationism is the only way to go when the situation is this dire.

You asked a question, I answered it, you fucking idiot.

FUCK OFF THREAD SPLITTER

>Can't post on Sup Forums after May makes it illegal if Tories win

Voted..Conservative..

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Anyone else counting in the election?

strawpoll.me/13138826/r

Brit/pol/ exit poll

if it makes you feel better we're only really voting for lobbyists and corporate donors. neither party will act in the voters' interests.

youtube.com/watch?v=Epfm9JXOOVU
fuck bros i think he's right

we need socialism

oh please the tory's don't have a clue on how to regulate the internet, we are far smarter than they are and chances are that their attempt to impose strict regulations will fail miserably.

reposting because why not

Got around £2,000 on conservative majority, 350-399 seats, 65-70 turnout and 75+ in varying amounts.

Awwwawww

P h y I S I c a l
R e m o v a l

Sure. You can hope they won't do what they've said they will, or you could vote to keep them out and leave nothing to chance.

>The only thing that can be bet on is the result itself

Also have party vote percentages, turnout, size of majority, total seats etc

>have loan written off
>extra taxation to pay for it all
you cant beat the party, comrade.

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67
FUCK. I was just thinking about that the other day.

WHERE ARE THE RUMOURS AT??

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But I don't earn more than £80k

This. I have heard no rumours.

Except that Tories could lose Copeland and win some other pointless place in Cumbria.

marketwatch.com/story/bookies-declare-the-uk-election-is-all-over-but-the-shouting-2017-06-07

Bookies giving May 85% chance of winning

So how many cucks voted for the neolib, globalist Tory Party like a bunch of turkeys voting for Christmas?

Daily Mail has polls on the front page. I thought they couldn't report them on the day of the election?

Corbyn just posted a letter bomb

Cucked op.
Voted labour.
>No internet censorship.
>Money for public services.
>Brexit foxus on the peoples needs.

May =
>cucked internet.
>still awful migration.
>post brexit uk tax haven for ((((them)))).

HE CAN STILL WIN

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Mainstream media bagging on Trump was use as a justification to vote for him. Apparently Sup Forums loves the elites in the UK.

>there's a 15% chance corbyn could be PM tomorrow

fuck, that's too high

How many turkeys didn't.

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isn't applicable, Huffington post is liberal shit

I hope you all voted Labor.

It's either a useless and out of touch labor not operating on a shitty coalition, which will accomplish nothing or another Tony Blair-esc administration later down the road which will be completely devastating.

If Labor get in now, it will be the last time they ever do. The party will collapse and its supporters disseminate out into lib-dems and greens which will allow UKIP to fill the void.

It makes perfect sense, thats why I proudly voted Labor today.

oh yes, most definitely.

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>Labor
Nice British proxy m8.

>I shot myself in the foot so that I don't have to buy shoes in the future again

Or we care about other things primarily

nice (((((source))))

There will be the best salt if labour wins...

what do those do lad

>UKIP
just let it fucking die already. there needs to be a new party that can be more general and not attached to the issue of brexit.

also
>labor

american scumbag

>I burned down my house so that I don't ever have to pay heating bills again

A lot of people think a lot of untrue things about the polls.

Whoever wins, we lose. Just enjoy the memes

Anybody else feel a bit sorry for Corbyn?

He literally spent 30 years of his life trying to broker peace between warring parties and now the Sun/Mail have barraged him with claims hes a terrorist sympathizer for a few extra Tory votes.
The dumb cunts eat this up and refuse to vote for this 'pacifist terrorism supporter'

I didn't vote for him myself but this campaign has been dirty as fuck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modafinil

Turn you gay.
>not even once.

If you need Modafinil to stay up all night you're a kike

Just had a wank thinking about Mummy May watching CCTV of us making love

They keep you awake and alert for a long time.

GAS THE INTERNET, BAN WHATSAPP NOW

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they're not smears if they're true though famalan

nice edition OP

Pity students don't vote, they pay £9k a year and then get drunk and don't wake up for lectures.

>the pound has dropped again
Are Jez has done it!

He has been, and still is, involved with some very dubious causes

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I need them to function at 100% the next day *after* bring up all night. I appreciate this isn't a concern for NEETs.

Who /rightwingerbutvotedlabourbecausefuckthetories/ here?

Will he make it into the cabinet re-shuffle following the Tory win tonight?

but it's true

reckon millibants would have won if he ran as labour leader again?

>He literally spent 30 years of his life trying to broker peace between warring parties

I hate this meme.

He wasn't a part of the Irish peace process. He didn't want peace between the two sides. He wanted Britain to be kicked out of Northern Ireland by a victorious Provisional IRA.

youtube.com/watch?v=bqup9sVP9e0

wtf I hate I hate growth now!

Is beting on torys getting less then 364 seats a good bet?

It seems to me.

No he wants the perks of the job without the responsibility

Hope so.
Investors are so pathetically skittish tho

Voted UKIP. I honestly thought about crossing next to Labour for keks.

so polls close at 10? how long does it normally take for results to come in? recall being up late for brexit vote

Tory front benches are only for open borders globalists, silly user.

Why is millenial wews so obsessed with withnail and I? How does that pertain to modern nationalism in any way?
>"hoots mon, ah have an invitation ta speak at some braw big yin nationalism conference"
>"What should I talk aboout ta them?"
>"I ken, im gonna dee a detailed and rambling one-and-a-half hoo-er analysis of a george harrison funded hippy film so I am."
>"then ill break it doon into aboot fafteen seperate wee clips and uplood them all onto mah yootoobe channel"
>"This is big yin relevant to the nationalist cause so it is, help ma boab!"

What was the point in that? Im struggling to see desu lads.

exit poll will be around 11-12 I think, usually a good tell

When do the polls close?

why so many threads?

just let the tripfag make them. He's doing them all night...

Labour voters are weird and they're fucking ugly, most of them.

They put slags and pakis first.

I do apologise but I do.

youtube.com/watch?v=y_oZAz8n1Js

And he was right. Honestly the IRA were no different to the American revolutionaries.

10pm my anime friendo

the student loans terms are nicer than all the new tax from labour