Shitting myself lads

Shitting myself lads

Youth have turned out in big numbers, queues at Universities all over country. I reckon the OAPs will abstain due to Maybot's dementia tax plans. Hung Parliament incoming with Lab/SNP coalition. Britain will be a Neo-Marxist experiment and the SJWs will be running the show.

Fucking bricking it lads. Welp

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after the cucking of France i hope this happens again to you for helping the mudslimes

hehehe

refugees welcome FOREVER

>Youth have turned out in big numbers, queues at Universities
But that means usually urban Labour areas. More votes for a solid labour seat isn't going to make any difference. Hold the line, it's not over yet

TAKE MY ENERGY BASED COMRADE

On the upside, if Corbyn wins, we can all make new friends in the bread queues.

Young voters are voting in already Labour voting seats. The fact more are voting means literally nothing.

Cities are voting Labour (no change there), and all the students are in the cities.

All this could result in, is a popular vote for Labour but a landslide electoral spread for Tory.

Riots will ensue tomorrow in the cities that voted Labour.

>London
>Cardiff

>queues at Universities all over country

But UK students (except med students) are already on holiday.

I can't wait for all the old cunts who vote for the Tories to leave their family with a hefty private health service bill because they've died in their freezing homes :)

>tfw you just cast your vote for Labour in a marginal seat
MAYBOT OUT

If Corbyn wins, use the first two/three years to maximize the freebies before things go to utter shit, then emigrate.

For example, use the free university tuition to learn/retrain.
Train in something proper, that'll get you a job in the US or the far East.
Simple.
Don't blackpill, use it to your advantage. Fuck this country if it gets Corbyn in.

(Also fuck this country is Teresa gets in, internet gonna get fucked and she'll deliver a soft brexit. Fucked anyway.)

Best case scenario for a "tory win" is hung parliament and UKIP coalition - harder brexit, pressure for better immigration and hopefully pressure to cut the internet crap seeing as it affects UKIP most of all of the parties.

Anyone else excited for a labour win? It'd be a fast track to war

Why do you eurofags hate yourselves so much?! It's fucking sickening! We should just preemptively nuke the UK to put out of it misery like the sick dying animal it is. At least we won't have to worry about retaliation what with that faggot's cuck policy.

underrated good advice user. not sure if internet or fox hunting will get through parliament. still worried re brexit not happenin

Young voter reporting in.
Me and all my mates voted UKIP

I know UKIP is a meme but I hate tory and current labour is also a meme green is a meme lib dem is a meme.

>1984 becomes real

You fucking Brits always do shit to destroy everything.

God damn, I hate you assholes so much. Get stabbed you cunts.

hey guise, could u explain me how corby's shared sovereignty is going to work?

Shut up, dummkopf, you're and Brussels started this mess.

says the man that destroy southern statues of war heroes or who lets the south get overun with mexicans that in the open admit they want to take back the land you have or who will become minority white in just a few decades

You have to be 18 or over to visit this site.

Boomers can kindly leave this site.

>blaming all your shortcomings on an entire generation

why are Millennials so faggoty and soft

Why would you even want May to win though?

Hung parliament is the best outcome we can hope for, just because it means neither side will get their own way and absolutely fuck everything up.

If Corbychov tries to do anything stupid the Lords will obstruct him. If he tries to do anything dangerous the Queen will tell him to fuck off. The Queen will also be advising him as she has done every PM before him so hopefully she will instil some wisdom into him, and if push absolutely comes to shove and he fucks the country, we are white not Mestizo so we will be fine. He will get kicked the fuck out next general election and Labour will never get in again because we are an actual democracy not a fake one like Venezuela. It took Venezuela 20 years to get into the state it is in. Also Corbyn could multiply our debt by 10 and it still wouldn't be the highest in a first world country.

If May gets in it will be more of the same, and her internet plan will fail because she is an idiot and doesn't understand what encryption is or does for our security. Google and the likes will move to Ireland if she tries to fuck with them and that will be that.

Both options are shit but that's just the way it is. Sometimes you draw the booby prize but when you do you keep drawing. It is NEVER as bad as it seems. We will not be paying ten grand for a loaf of bread any time soon.

encryption? and what about hate speech?
Clamping down on encryption for home users perhaps?
Certain websites getting blocked, chinese firewall style?

The tory changes a few years ago to porn/funding have already affected many businesses that rely on adult entertainment.

>The tory changes a few years ago to porn/funding have already affected many businesses that rely on adult entertainment.
Do you have proof of that? Because the extent of the porn block was "tick this box to get porn".

>Bongs vote labour
>labour increases taxes
>trump gives your businesses tax breaks
>bongs have no more businesses
>hyper inflation
>quitting job illegal
>firing people illegal
>bongs BTFO by themselves.

lewdgamer.com/2016/12/19/the-digital-economy-bill-adult-games-in-the-new-age-of-uk-internet-censorship/

Would serve May right for calling those snap elections.

If this happens, her face will go down next to Hilary Clinton's in the history books under "hubris".

Is corperation tax in US 39%?

>dat fear mongering.
Typical Tory.
Voted Corbyn.
Salt is good.

*corporation*

good job youth won't outweigh the scared middle classes who won't let a Marxist in eh

Why vote for someone who wants to restrict the internet? I am fine with refugees, america is a land of immigrants but fuck taking my mommy joi videos away

The OAPs will never abstain mate.

So basically they banned porn that was already illegal like rape and bestiality and told websites to put an "are 18" notice on their sites.


That is nowhere near comparable to May's propositions. May's proposed changes to the internet include telling Google to delist sites with encrypted software available on them. There is literally no way for them to do or enforce this.

dailystormer.com/today-is-the-day-vote-corbyn-and-endsemitism/

You guys still have a middle class?

>Hung Parliament incoming with Lab/SNP coalition.

LETS WATCH IT ALL BURN!!

>All the students are in the cities

Most students have finished for the year and will be back at their parents home all over the country compadre
If there is massive turnout in the universities now then overall student turnout will likely be huge

>Youth voting for Labour
I'm a youth, 18 years of age, and voted for the Right Wing today lads.14/88

you did'nt vote ukip because there were only four parties on the ballot and they werent one of them

Youth big turnouts in Uni towns and 'enriched' urban areas

They'll get some huge majorities but it won't win them many extra seats

tories will gain. a lot of conservative students aswell. also limp dems are popular amongst libcucks.

Q: What kind of content is entirely banned from being distributed to the UK?

A: Anything involving lack of consent, infliction of pain, physical or verbal abuse, anything involving apparent minors or those role-playing minors, and anything “obscene.” Almost anything pornographic can be defined as “obscene,” giving the censor broad authority to block websites from the UK.

>"""and anything “obscene.” Almost anything pornographic can be defined as “obscene,” giving the censor broad authority to block websites from the UK."""

Look at how vague the law is written.
Now imagine that for hate speech or encryption. Do whatever the fuck they want.

Just spoke to my dad (middle class through and through)
Voting Labour for the first time since Blair because they are they only party offering any real policies.

Dont jump to thinking all voters care about the individual, most look at policy first and foremost

Your country is cucking itself and thus deserves Mohammed's dick up its ass. Those of you who have any sense left better get the fuck out now before your government makes it illegal for you to leave lest Muslims not have any targets to jihad against or pay for their housing and food.

Leftists =/= SJeWs

I'd be careful user. I know for a fact they've been relocating Londoners to other parts of the country. Seen a lot of new darkie Londoners about lately and I'm way up north.

Bugger me, the police might as well come and lock me up because that shit is tame compared to what I just wanked to.

I agree. I am one of those businessmen that depend on hard core pornography.

>Seen a lot of new darkier Londoners about lately
Scary times indeed. They keep expanding. I don't know why my generation keep voting for free uni garbage and refuse to think about the future of their nation and people. We're being destroyed.

who /Corbynista/ here?

I wish we had someone like him ...

I am too, indie porn games. Can't risk advertising or hosting them in the UK.

they both bang on the equality drum so they are the same

Its complicated...to complicated. States can negotiate lower tax and so can president trump. Looks like it 35% for 18mil + but as low as 15% for some businesses. There are TONS of loopholes. Google for example pays 1% tax and apple pays less than that and they are the biggest in the nations.
Apple: Company with the most stockpiled cash in the world, pays less than 1% tax, HERO to hippies who are anti capitalist......

Labour/SNP Coalition incoming! Red-Tartan Coalition, with Sturgeon at No. 11 and a pledge by her to pull back on the referendum for now. This is the poison pill that will kill the SNP.

Not really. Leftists bang on the equality drum, SJWs, like the retards they are, while banging on the drum are hitting everyone and everything around them.

I know that corbyn wants the biggest corps to pay 26% but i know we do have different levels too.

We have the same problems also, big corps like apple paying literally fuck all in taxes yet they make big profits and horde it elseware.

Just returned from the polling station, comrades.
Voted labour, power to the many and down with the rich capitalists.

You're delusional if you actually think this.
Most people are clueless when it comes to any of this.
All these see is TAXES, BREXIT, TERRORISM and pick.

Our elections are Big Brother tier voting.
People only vote for cunts that cause drama.
The parties with actual policies and skills are sidelined ALL THE TIME.
All the large parties just fucking copy-paste each others manifestos and tweak them slightly to their own parties needs.
Half the time their fucking manifestos aren't even in the spirit of the party.

If you have the entrepreneurial nous to create a successful business and put in the hard work and sacrifices to make it a success, why should you be morally obligated to hand over most of your profits to scroungers and immigrants and others who don't have the balls to try and better themselves. Look at the jobs created and money circulating in the economy thanks to giant corporations like Apple and Amazon

Socialism is jealousy of the rich.

My Polish step mother is an expert at bread lines. She will get me the best loaf.

How does that even happen?
I'm not sure how that would happen.
With SNP being pretty much Scotland only, it complicates things.

Besides, I think Labour said they were unlikely to do this unless really really pushed to it.

their argument is still the same. some pie in the sky socialist utopia where the state fixes everything. There is a reason why the Tories will gain more seats tonight.

If you read what they want to do, you can tell the internet illiteracy is strong. If they try it, they will fail.

Ohhh, how sad...

This is bad.
Brexit might have triggered a backslash against right wing groups.

sausage munchers leave

>that's it! Im moving to Canada
lmao tory bongs = new hillary supporters.

If Labour get in, then I'll just have to imagine I'm in a blockbuster dystopian disaster movie. Might even be fun if I fully commit.

>26% is most of your profit

You create a business fine and it does well good for you but public services have to be paid for at the end of the day.

If you tried to avoid paying the electric bill you would get cut off but yet you can fuck over the goverment and the people and get rewarded for it.

You're not even White, Moorblood.

>that Toblerone bar
Still makes me angry

They will still try it though.
They will horribly mangle the internet in the UK in the process.
If you thought the porn censor was bad, oh boy just wait.
May is on a fucking collision course with the internet overlords.

It depends on your constituency you mong.

I hope Corbyn wins. The (((1%))) own 20% of the country's wealth. How can Sup Forums be against this?

>labour ever going into coalition with the SNP after getting cucked
I don't think even Corbyn would go after that.

laws can be changed, commies can't

Don't really mind who wins, honestly. Will be hilarious either way.

Because the 1% worked hard and fucking earned it, creating many a job along the way

Oh, and if you earn upwards of around $30,000 a year you in the 1% globally

Relax Sup Forums. If Labour win, at least you can still keep posting here.

Which currency will we switch to when the pound collapses? The dollar, the Euro or the Yuan?

PMSL youngfag. Tory landslide.

Everybody who has a job works hard. That is no excuse to hoard 20% of the country's wealth like a fucking jew.

You think Chancellor May gives a shit?
She'll kick law right in the fucking nuts.

This is why I like the monarchy. The armed forces take an oath of allegiance to the queen, and she has to see the PM every week. MI5 (who already spent 20 years watching corbyn) exist to ensure security and stability (read: ensure large corporations can continue to mass produce what we need to live comfortably). This, combined with the Lords, and the fact that a large proportion of the PLP don't like Corbyn, would prevent him from doing anything too stupid. I don't think the courts would even allow nationalisation of major industries to happen, either.

It might be a shit show but the safeguards are in place.

Stay salty anglo.

Because he's a fucking Commie dipshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=UShOTnX4Yzw

Shut up or I will report you to the ministry of truth.

Why do people keep equating us with some shit hole like Venezuela where the president is the supreme emperor of the country?

We don't live in an absolute democracy. If we did the first prime minister's great, great, great, great grandson would be prime minister for life right now.

And thus your true nature is revealed, Anglos.

Can't wait to get NI back.

This is my fear too. Feel the snowflakes have learned their lesson from the Referendum last year and actually turned up this time

I don't think you have time to be shit posting in this thread with the state the Euro is in.

So you can start bombing the British that live there again? I'm sure Corbyn will give you a hand.

Stay salty, darkskin.

May is the start, my boy.
May is the start.

She WANTs the UK to be a despot autocracy.
She wants to be supreme ruler and controller of all.

>So you can start bombing the British that live there again?

Wouldn't have to bomb them if they never came over to take our land.

If Corbyn gets in will he stop Brexit ?

I fucking hope not because I hope this commie shit stays contained in the UK.