Brit/pol/ - UKIP Edition

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alcohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers


>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam (((Gould))) loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

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hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/06/the-first-casualty-of-terrorism-is-thought-.html
strawpoll.me/13140045
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Alice > Karen

Threadly reminder.

No

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Vote Tory in Scotland!
youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

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Get a load of this chap on the beeb news.

Yes

Anybody know what are Nige is up to tonight?

Conservashits BTFO!
>they literally turn Corbyn PM meme into reality

everyone heres voting labour, right?
twitter.com/SohailRamzannnn/status/872780260579958784

Blind Gary?

>Its a tripfags crawl out from their rocks to ruin election night brit/pol/ episode

Good post

What a mess

youtube.com/watch?v=QrpJ4N0ffgk
VOTE BUCKETHEAD
SECURE THE MOON, SAVE THE NHS

tfw i just voted labour

Time to be lectured by 18 year old first voters about how they "thought about future generations" as they doom us to Socialism because they wanted free things.

Where the fuck is the UKIP love brit/pol/ ?

You all DID vote ukip right?

>Typical Labour voters

Unironically based

UK can't survive without socialism

>just saw the currents stats for the exit poll

1 AND A BUT HOURS UNTIL THE EXIT POLLS ARE RELEASED

I hope none of you are voting Labour today lads.

Did he not look in the mirror this morning?

*bit

Wrong.

>Exit poll two hours before polls close

he's... doing a bit of flying

>Voting for a dead party who have literally no ideas now that Brexit happened with NUTJOB in charge

He's blind m8

Look at that beautiful neo-gothic in the background though

tripfags irl

what are they

Would of if they ran here

Wanted to senpai, but they weren't running in my constituency

Certified Genuine Brit/pol/

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HUGE turnout for Labour

Just voted. Jezza gonna get ya.

It's a wasted vote at this point. Job's done lad. If the Tories fuck up then they'll be back with a vengeance.

>There are people that didn't sell their FTSE trackers a few days ago and won't be able to buy cheap when PM Corbyn crashes the market.

That's why you are poor.

tell me

PAKIS G.T.F.O I FUCKING HATE YOU!!

All of the UK does, the ones who like you are only pretending because of muhh tolerance.

GAS THE PAKIS!!

You weren't supposed to vote UKIP you mong

This was about Muhgressive alliance v Strong and Stable

UKIP didn't stand in reading west so i assume the tory is a brexiteer so he got my tick

Nice work reading their manifesto at all dipshit

Not even standing in my constituency

But you voted Tory, right?

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>tfw i just voted labour

Kek, that webm works pretty well with that

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/06/the-first-casualty-of-terrorism-is-thought-.html

Why does Brit/pol/ take him seriously again?

>Hurr the attackers weren't really organised, there is no single Islamic organisation or planning behind this attack
>Durr knocking on the attackers doors and having a casual chat like an "old fasioned" bobby on the beat is a more effective way of gathering intelligence than tapping their phones or bugging their houses
>Hurr jailing some pathetic student numale potheads could have prevented Abdul from Syria from blowing himself up on a bus
>Security doesn't stop terrorism (eg. Russia, but please ignore the fact that Russia also has a massive Muslim population, while Poland, with no Muslim population and very few security measures, has no terrorism)
>Hurr if the media stops reporting on terrorism, it will stop happening (clearly the Siege of Vienna happened because some cunts wanted their faces on the front page of the Sun)
>Hurr drug dealers stabbing each other in Tottenham is a bigger existential threat than an endless wave of jihadis who explicitly want to wipe out our culture and society
>Durr the IRA was worse than ISIS (it doesn't matter that ISIS explicitly targets women and children while the IRA often phoned their threats in in advance to clear out civilians, or that the IRA only wanted us out of Ireland while Islamists won't stop until we are all Muslim).
>Hurr a paranoid schizophrenic on a psychotic rampage is exactly the same (if not worse) than an organised and coordinated attack by a foreign militia on our soil
>Durr if we even try to defend ourselves, they win
>Hurr the state's too draconian against Islam and Islamists (but it should be much more draconian against everything else, especially dude weed lmao)
>Durr there's no point fighting back, just basically give up and succumb to Islam, banning Islam is worse than stopping terrorism, but ban weed lol

Wolf in sheep's clothing.

got any more like this lad? for some reason this gives me a right fucking stiffy.

>voting

Guys, buy as much tin food and toilet paper as you can! They will be worth a fortune in a couple of weeks of a Labour government

Vauxhall will swing from Labour to Lib Dems

CAP THIS POST

Any private exit polls leaking anything?

Who else /excited/ about potential Labour/LibDem/Green government?

we stopped a few months back

>average Labour voter

>tfw do this
>tfw get shot as a bourgeois sabotager two weeks into the Corbyn premiership

>her face at the end
Fucking based

>All of the UK does

My gf is paki tho, don't want her deported to sandnigger country where they'll make her wear burkha ;__;

FORGOT MY LINK
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Probably, that area voted heavily remain and the Lib Dems spent a ridiculous amount of money campaigning there

>tune in to Sky News
>zero coverage of the election
>just Comeyshit and some drug story

???????????????????????????????????????

I've just been to vote and the old cunt at the polling station says I need to register and wouldn't let me vote. Is this a fucking lefty plot or something trying to stop people voting Tory? I'm fucking fuming what should I do? I'll try one of the other stations later on and see if I can get in there.

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>He split the vote

**** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
strawpoll.me/13140045

strawpoll.me/13140045

strawpoll.me/13140045

UKIP had a candidate running. I like Ruth, can't stand Theresa

half of that is true

Scottish?

Is tucking your shirt into your jeans normal?

The media doesn't cover the election on election day until polls close

Voted UKIP

who does Sup Forums support now that are nigel is gone

They're not allowed to cover the election until the polls are closed

Not surprised, toothpaste.

it's illegal for broadcast media to discuss the election during polling hours. it will all start again at 10pm

Can't talk about the election until after the polls close at 10pm

Ello Nige me old mucker

Just had to hand out a non-genuine certificate for a counterfeit Brit/pol/ thread lad, I don't like to do it but it has to be done

He's the same guy who keeps suggesting that Islamist attackers are just drugged up.

An eloquent writer, and an intellectual, but he seems to fall under the same category of most - not naming the Muslim.

Why have so many anonymongs bought the IRA were good goys meme recently?

That is barbaric, fucking savages!

POST THE CANDIDATE YOU VOTED FOR

UKIP

Mike Ferro

72 years old (kek)

it starts at 8 our time lad.

Try registering.

butthurt druggy detected

wha- yeah ofcourse. I'm not a moron.
But I live in a pseudo-safe Labour seat that can (possibly) swing to conservative with UKIP voters switching to Tory

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tories mostly. the self-proclaimed labour voters are trolls and the UKIP voters are migrants from other boards that will be gone after the election.

Sorry mate would have voted for them if they ran in my area.

You need to register you dumb fuck

Seriously who the fuck do I vote for?
I want to vote May but she's going to censor the internet
I would vote Corbyn but he's a communist and everybody I know who voted for REMAIN is voting for him
Every other party seems to have no chance of winning

Help me Sup Forums

Avoids things like calling seats / election for candidates like what happened in Florida in 2000 before the election is over.

Hate to break it to you lads, but if that Green Party co leaders daughter lives in streatham then she is definitely into blacks.

They literally all are, sorry lads.