Brit/pol/ - Based mummy & are tories edition

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Bodger of Bodger and Badger dies 67:
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-40188353

>Diane Abbott conveniently diagnosed with "crippling incompetentitis" and temporarily stands down as Shadow Home Secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40184826

>Woman stabbed by 3 women shouting Allah, schools put on lockdown Special Branch monitored Jeremy Corbyn for 20 years amid fears he was 'undermining democracy'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/06/exclusive-special-branch-monitored-jeremy-corbyn-20-years-amid/

>Researchers say even moderate drinking of alcohol can damage the brain
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/06/even-moderate-drinking-can-damage-the-brain-claim-researchers


>Two England fans banned for Nazi gestures
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40179670

>May says Trump 'wrong' to criticise Khan
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40172537

>UKIP activist and dad Sam (((Gould))) loses battle with cancer
walesonline.co.uk/news/politics/well-known-ukip-activist-dad-13144289

>Third London attacker named as Italian man Youssef Zaghba, alongside Khuram Butt and Rachid Redouane
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40169985

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/13140045
youtube.com/watch?v=eIlWcH68Q2c
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40198218
twitter.com/britainelects/status/872900663478538244
youtube.com/watch?v=QOZDKlpybZE
tv4embed.com/uk/BBC-One-stream1.html
youtube.com/watch?v=2pjo2mDrREk
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Using this one even though the tripmutant got in first.

Look HERE you labour scum

Britin is for the BRITISH AND WE WILL FUCKING FIGHT TO the last man to protect HER MAJESTIE

*drops mic*

Rule Britannia CUNTS I'm out...

***** OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ EXIT POLL ****
strawpoll.me/13140045

strawpoll.me/13140045

strawpoll.me/13140045

Beady eyes, ANGLO lies
Muffled Aryan women's cries
Aryan children, big and small
Bomber Harris kills them all
Left, right, right, left
ANGLO sows the seeds of death
Not a stone is left to stand
When ANGLO flies across the land
After starting World War One
The ANGLO's work was still not done
So joining with the Pole and Jew
He made a new one: World War Two
To sate his thirst for Aryan blood
That he wanted, that he got
Now Dresden is devoid of cheer
Hans have fear; the ANGLO is here

Lads, are we in for a high turnout? Seen lots of students and YUFF outside the polling station.

Are We looking at a higher turnout than 2015?

Pints on me remember!

For fucks sakes, keep your garbage to one thread client state

>Based mummy wants to destroy the internet, give you longer sentences for drawing cartoons of jews, let the police kick in your door whenever you say something antisemitic, and more ""intervention" to stop ""extremism""

How can brits be so blind? They're obviously going to use all of this against you.

>Voted LibDem because thought I was being a tacticool Labour voter
>Labour were 2k votes ahead of LibDem in 2015

Area voted remain so LibDems might still be 2nd (Tories were 20k ahead in 2015) but I sure feel like a
D U M D U M

These shills would literally welcome CCTV into their own homes for 24/7 monitoring if they thought they were getting one over on an immigrant

Muslim woman my mum works with had a mini-breakdown today because she can 'feel the animosity' since the latest terror attacks. Had to stop myself laughing lads

does anybody know if I will be able to watch te live election coverage on the bbc website or will they block it?

Currently says not available in country but i was able to watch the yank election live on the site.

Just google Watch BBC Online. Second or third link I think. BBC blocks foreign IPs from Iplayer.

We'll fucking put up with anything to get one over on the paki immigrants and the rest of the cancerous multicult

labour won't win but it will be good seeing how the media react to labour losing seats and calling ti a victory.

I'm not voting lads as i'm a true capitalist.
I'm not voting unless i get paid.

>tfw considering filtering Yank flags

COME ON SON

Anyone hear anything regarding turnout figures?

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Stop stealing our TV you criminal scum

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Two world wars wasn't enough to stop the German menace


Two shit candidates

>How can brits be so blind?
People unironically believe the Tories are conservative and that they will stop immigration despite May increasing immigration when she was Home Secretary

You're not going to lose that bet, wish I'd got those odds though

S-she's pretty cute

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88%

wew

t. frustrated Brit in NRW

Who else spoiled their ballot rather than voting for snoopers and commies?

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do it you fucking pussy

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Was just thinking the same thing.

I've just been to vote and the old cunt at the polling station says I need to register and wouldn't let me vote. Is this a fucking lefty plot or something trying to stop people voting Tory? I'm fucking fuming what should I do? I'll try one of the other stations later on and see if I can get in there.

>Insiders saying CCHQ becoming increasingly nervous
>Value of the pound plummeting
>tears on Lenin's statue

ugly bitch inside and out

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The thing is though, we are not 'getting one over on an immigrant'; we are voting for a woman who has been pro-Islam and pro-immigration her entire life, she even increased immigration when she was Home Secretary

Stop posting this shit you literal faggot.

(you)

I voted DUP.

You'll be lucky to pull that off tonight lad

FUCKING ROFL OP
>We are going to give tougher sentences to suicide bombers to stop them committing these horrible offences!

That's some spicy bait

Why don't brits dress in suits anymore?at the very least like jon bartley
even kids were made to wear suits even if they were working class

youtube.com/watch?v=eIlWcH68Q2c

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This just in from insiders at CCHQ

Tories: 39%
Labour: 38%
LD: 10%
UKIP: 3%

I bet she thinks she's so 'compassionate' and 'good' and 'sassy'. She's an absolute fucking harpie and I hate people like her.

WE'RE IN HERE LADS

I'm not even trying to

Can anyone find this footage.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40198218

>NRW

My condolences. Hessen here.

twitter.com/britainelects/status/872900663478538244
Corbyn cucks on suicide watch

Today we seize the means of production lads

Yep move here was posted first

*sigh*

What's funny about this anecdote is that it would be 100% believable if you said you were voting Labour or Lib Dem.

qt daughter

nice. i wish i could bet but i cant find my fucking coral password

This one was posted first you mong.

Tell that to the idiots voting Tory thinking she'll reduce immigration and not curb even more civil liberties

By ballot or bullet

youtube.com/watch?v=QOZDKlpybZE

I wish she was my gf

Whats the point, they all want to fill your country with Muslims so why bother voting.

That's not very nice

EXIT POLL LEAK

CONS 42%
LAB 39%
LIB 8%
UKIP 5%
GRE 2%
OTH 4%

>UKIP -8.5

>3 fucking threads up

Thanks, I'm rather envious.

tv4embed.com/uk/BBC-One-stream1.html BBC1 will be covering this election. That will begin at 4:55pm ET.

we're in here lad

>mr 305
too fucking good

This just in from insiders at CCHQ

Tories: 38%
Labour: 44%
LD: 8%
UKIP: 2%

why is she dressed like a 5 year old?

Seen a few people saying turnout is gonna be high, lets hope!

Good luck on your bets mate

Right, fuck it. Yanks are filtered. Will report on how much cleaner the thread looks.

Nice internet you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it.

I'm hearing scary figures for labour

I don't want to disclose my name or location but I have it on good authority that labour has a massive turnout today

She's feminine

couldn't they have found someone more likeable than may?

she sounds so robotic

Ushit BTFOOOOOOO

lads
all the hot trannys have popped into town
got their pretty dicks & titties out
bar none they all went with UKIP
gunna be a long night of pure filth
blown loads everywhere
this is England

Mark my words it will be northerners that the left will hate tonight. They've already started doing it on twitter.

Just received word from the Gestapo. Corbyn LANDSLIDE is on the cards. But you didn't hear it from me.

Turnout is way down in Labour seats in the north east and north west. It'll average out low.

USA filtered.

post more Charlotte rocking jabs Hodivala lads

Is it ok that some polling stations have pencils and others pens?

I'm really not liking this election by the way. It seems that whichever way the vote goes things aren't looking too good.

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Fuck, rumours of massive Labour turnout here....

Northerners don't care for softies that cry and whine.

My men on the ground in CCHQ are giving me these figures
LAB: 88%
Con: -14%
Greens: 69%
Lib Dems: 0

That isn't feminine looks wrong on a grown woman

>text qt
>she doesn't respond
>want to kill myself

Who should I vote for to solve my problems?

>Peter Hitchess and Maajid Nawaz get heated over cannabis

youtube.com/watch?v=2pjo2mDrREk

We finally created negative mass!
Britain strong!

May had some pretty minor backlash against re-evaluating care costs and she flopped on it, there's no way she's going to get anything done regarding the internet.

I'm hearing things about a large youth turnout lads.

Are we fucking fucked?