Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 11th edition

POUND DOWN 2 PERCENT AGAINST THE DOLLAR

EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

SNP DOWN 22 SEATS

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg Recently called results
None yet

>General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Final polls suggest the Tories have strengthened lead as Britain votes in what has been dubbed the most important election in a generation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583726/Last-polls-suggest-Tories-pulled-AHEAD-election.html

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This is fucking hilarious.
Where are all the Tory shills now? They disappeared all of a sudden lmao.

What the hell are you doing britbongs?Labor, srsly?

This country is dead if they win.

I have no idea how any of this shit works but I'm excited. Hope corbyn wins and the commies take over.

I just don't understand.

As bad as you think May is, how could anyone vote for a literal communist?
How could anyone vote for Diane Abbott?
How could anyone vote for Emily Thornberry?

HOW?
HOW?

ALLO GUBNUH!!! I'M BREETEESH!!!!

KANGAROOS N' VEGEMITE MATE!!!!!

Prepare for mass immigration, the Muslims and IRA will be so happy. So will be the EU

>letting americans influence your decision
>communist
why are you looking at the britain through an american lens rather than a swiss lens?

Is everyone forgetting how wrong the exit poll was in 2015 and Brexit?

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WAIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR VOTING SYSTEM?

MAY GOT THE MOST VOTES, AND LOST?

Are you lads seriously gonna vote again?

I'm still confident May will be PM

Never underestimate the power of offering free shit.

REMEMBER ME GOYIM?

I WAS HERE FOR THE BREXIT THREADS

I TOLD YOU WE'D GET YOU FOR THIS

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

They won't 'win' but they'll just agitate the process. They still don't have enough seats, even with coalition.

SAY IT WITH ME

PRIME MINISTER CRUZ

don't you have syrian refugees to welcome into your country?

its okay britain we will nuke you out of your misery.
what le fugg

Reminder exit polls were wrong in 2015 and in the EU referendum. Have faith in the shy tories

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We win for the many, not the jews.

>Prepare for mass immigration
uh no because the Tories are no longer in government lol

Why did you vote labour?

How long until Sunderland gets in?

OKAY TIME TO COME CLEAN YOU FAGGOTS

WHICH ONE OF YOU VOTED LABOUR

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I'm leaving this country, it's over

Rightly So you sexy beast i'd really love to give you a good bumming lad

Up the bum

With my willy

how is it possible the Tories take a dozen seats in scotland and then lose the election ?

very confusing..
that exit poll cant be right

Tories without a majority are not getting things like brexit through. This country is finished.

Will anime be banned in the gulags?

GUARANTEED HAPPENINGS FOR A LONG WHILE YET!!

WHY SO GLUM??

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That feel when we're no better than the fucking French...

She isn't predicted to have a majority of the seats in Parliament. Key word being PREDICTED since the actual results aren't in yet

when the sunderland result came in during the brexit referendum the entire mood changed

best to wait on that before making judgements about exit poll

it might even be more of a fuck up than it looks lol

>how wrong
They were "wrong" by something like 10 seats faggot. This snap election backfired on Shariah May BADLY.

HOW DID HE FUCKING DO IT LADS?

ABSOLUTELY PLURALISTIC

>Labour denting Conservatives in England
>Conservatives making big gains in Scotland

posting some meal for the lads

youtube.com/watch?v=-gTc5ZmTeuQ

So is Brexit happening or not?

Looks like Tories will scrape a majority and Scottish independence is dead.

Looks ok to me.

agreed, based accelerationism

10 unionist seats in Norn Iron, May will be 2 seat short?

Its over isnt it lads

Losing a fuckload in London and around England

>cobryn literally stated that the UK should have immigration laws similar to Germany

lol fuck off mate

Britain is shit I would rather live in Cambodia than here.

within 15 minutes roughly

but where will you go? there's nowhere for you now

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REMINDER THAT AT THIS POINT IN BREXIT VOTE FARAGE HAD CONCEEDED REMAIN TO WIN

NOT OVER YET.

TORIES MIGHT STILL GET MAJORITY

Just topped my hot choccy off with a fucking ton of whiskey, gonna need it

Workers of the world, unite!

Lads what do you think the turnout will be?

Corbyn has some good ideas but the entirety of the rest of the party is a massive force in the degradation of the idea of the British nation state

may may is cancer m89

IF LABOUR WIN THEN I WIN £400
COME ON, LADS, I NEED THE MONEY

What will May's resignation speech tomorrow be like lads?

314 Con - 314 Lab, Snp, Lib, Gre

Ready for ANOTHER election, Bongs?

To be fair they didn't want to ban parts of the internet. I hate the lefty as much as the next guy but cunty may literally thought internet censorship was a good idea.

cheers James

I was tempted to vote labour to get the snp out, but couldn't bring myself to.

Here is hoping the exit poll is wrong, like it was with all the trump stuff. I'm glad the snp are set to get fucked though

When do the first results come in

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TOP KEK BRITARDS

new front

biggest throw of all time

Reading east and west both going red. I don't buy it until I see it

NO

YOU ARE ANGLOS. YOU MUST SURVIVE. YOUR FREEDOM SHALL LIVE.

I-is the internet safe now?

i did without a second fucking thought and smiled at the polling station people as i left

Nah, Tories will have to call another election. They can't govern with a majority that small.

Gibs me dat free university
Gibs me dat free ARE BRAVE NHS
Gibs me dat free bennies

Hahahah hahha

Fuck you all you cunts that doubted us.

You /pol shills where is mummy May now?


Hahahah omg I can't breath you cunts

Who's laughing now?!

Where's my liberal salty tears?

Hahah sick my dick

You losers

LOSERS

HAHAHHA
LEFT

WINGBRITIAN

CORBYN

? macron is an outsider but he is pure establishment. wolf in sheeps clothing.

corbyn is actually principled and has socialist beliefs. macron is a banker whose entire campaign was "i'm not le pen!"

The swing will tell us how accurate the poll is, a swing towards the Tories would show that it's bollocks but if it's towards Labour then May is fucked.

76 seats too close to call. It's going to be a LONG night.

Who's the cucks now, faggots?

Has Hitchens commented yet?

And replace her with who exactly?

we could have been strong and stable

>Cons making gains in Scotland
>but still falling short of a majority

Such obvious bollocks

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>How could anyone vote for Diane Abbott?

>tfw I just remembered about her being our HS

Oh god no

>"Yeah I'm just outside of Tim Farron's caravan"

If its a hung parliament, lib dems and labour form a coalition and will delay/hamper a deal for years

HAHA FUCKING IDIOTS DIE ANGLO SCUM

Who will immigrate to us when we get turned to Venezuela

tonight we witness the biggest political fuck up in history

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>Di Giorgio

What happens if there is no majority?
ANOTHER election?

Post lewd Karens to summon the powers of Brexit and give may the power to win

I'm excited but I'm also ever so depressed.

What a tragedy.

>yfw Tory-Labour grand coalition and the Blairite symbiosis is complete

Our Boris