Brit/pol/ - Election Special, 13th edition

>Recently called results
NEWCASTLE IS A LABOUR HOLD
EXIT POLL
CON 314
LAB 268
SNP 34
LD 14

SNP DOWN 22 SEATS

>Watch live coverage of the election
bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcnews
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
twitter.com/britainelects
theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2017/jun/08/live-uk-election-results-in-full-2017
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg General election 2017 Voters to go to the polls
bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40191900

>What time will the UK general election results be announced? Hour-by-hour guide of seats to watch on polling night 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/when-general-election-results-announced-10558873

>Dogs at polling stations in pictures
theguardian.com/politics/gallery/2017/jun/08/dogs-at-polling-stations-in-pictures

>General election Security tight as party leaders arrive at ballot box
thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/security-tight-as-party-leaders-arrive-at-ballot-box-hmw3v8c0r

>General Election 2017 results and maps: What time will we know the winner?
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-2017-results-maps-time-will-know-winner/

>Final polls suggest the Tories have strengthened lead as Britain votes in what has been dubbed the most important election in a generation
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4583726/Last-polls-suggest-Tories-pulled-AHEAD-election.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=sg3DsKtZVHM
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muh jo

B A S E D C O R B Y N

AAARR JOE

RIP JO JO

WHAT IS THE SWING?

MUH JO COX

newcastle held Labour

>brown cunt didn't even shake Steve's hand

How can anyone be a proud Geordie with results like that?

Tories-DUP coalition

paki cunt

Rip Jo cocks

What does this mean?

IT'S ALL OGRE MUMMY!

First for the tewwible murder of Jo Cox

should i be happy, sad or numb lads?

Newcastle have elected someone with down syndrome ffs.

Sunderland lost for 6 years in a row, gone

LABOUR MAJORITY INCREASE

EXIT POLLS PROBABLY CORRECT

Wheres Rimmer? I need him to hold me.

CHEDDAR CHEESE AND PINEAPPLE ON A STICK

Ok, I'll start:
>women politicians

For a brief moment, every single MP in the House of Commons was a BLACK WOMAN LABOUR PARTY MP

how horrifying

JOE COCKS MENTIONED

LABOUR 1 TORY 0

I'm a burger and haven't been paying attention, who do we want to win and are they winning

THE SPIRIT OF JO COX HAS GIVEN LABOUR 100% OF SEATS

JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX JO COX

WHAT

this sucks

Who?

DUP TORY COALITION

LABOUR SWING FROM CON TO LABOUR JUST OVER 2 PERCENT


THIS IS BAD FOR LABOUR

SUNDERLAND BTFO

IT'S OGRE

MUH JO COX

YES EXIT POLL WRONG

>tfw behind you guys massively
>having everything ruined for me

how do I get my stream up to speed?

SHOW US THE DEVIATION FROM THE EXIT POLL BBC

FFS

Labour were expected to build up votes in their strongholds. I'm not sure why this shocks anyone? the key is marginals

Ministers are out of their jobs now

This woman is the most senior elected official in Britain and our de facto Prime Minister

So who becomes leader of the Tories now? Boris? David Davis?

noice one nord

lads if the dup and the tories team up it might be betty good

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>2% swing in a safe Labour seat
AND HERE WE GO

>Literally nothing interesting until Nuneaton at 1am.

Boring as fuck.

>Newcastle in before Sunderland

Hello. What has been the goings on? Who won? Is May out? Is Brexit done?

She died for our memes

ARR JO IS SMILING DOWN ON CORBYN

Lol wow

Reuters is reporting May will resign if Tories dont get 320 seats


HOWLING!!!!

Reuters is reporting May will resign if Tories dont get 320 seats


HOWLING!!!!

Reuters is reporting May will resign if Tories dont get 320 seats


HOWLING!!!!

Reuters is reporting May will resign if Tories dont get 320 seats


HOWLING!!!!

>-11%
ayy

The UKIP vote is going straight back to Labour

>exit poll predicted 7% swing to LAB
>newcastle 2% swing to LAB

I'm an unenlightened burger. Are you guys getting good news or bad (I know that labour is our equivalents of liberals here I believe)

Explain?

A bit of each, of course.

Oh my GOD!!!! If that exit poll is correct, then this is the most incredible amazing political upset in British history

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lol

like fucking oxygen

JOE COX WINS ELECTION

So what about real results?

AHAHAHAHAHAH i love this night!!!!

exit poll BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!

swing to labour ids habbeding

Polling guy on the BBC says that it's a better sign for the Tories than Labour

How is Jo Cox's seat looking?

Radio 4 says Labour significantly undershot exit poll in Newcastle

>exit poll wrong

>UKIP VOTERS WENT TO LABOUR

>UKIP VOTERS WENT TO LABOUR

>UKIP VOTERS WENT TO LABOUR

>UKIP VOTERS WENT TO LABOUR

>UKIP VOTERS WENT TO LABOUR

How the fuck is Jo Cox relevant to Newcastle staying red?

WORSE FOR LABOUR

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>lib dem -1.4% down

>labour
>sounds like a retard
about right

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This is hilarious.

It'll be Ruth Davidson you mong

How is she not even an option?

Hi britbongs. Is it possible for all the small parties to form a coalition with Labour just to spite on the Tories?

2% swing means the exit poll is totally wrong

tories win majority, call it

Nobody has won yet. Newcastle is a labour strong hold, it was always going to win

EXIT POLL BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

MUCH BETTER FOR TORIES

>EXIT POLL WRONG

MUCH BETTER FOR TORIES

>EXIT POLL WRONG

MUCH BETTER FOR TORIES

>EXIT POLL WRONG

MUCH BETTER FOR TORIES

>EXIT POLL WRONG

DAMP RAG WHERE'S THE SWINGOMETER

Based Curtice on BBC.

AHAHAHA ITS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT

QUIT YOUR JOB AND GO ON BENNIES

CLAIM TO BE AN IMMIGRANT

THOSE SUNDERLAND FACES LMAO

some great journalism there

LOOKS LIKE TWITTER TEARS IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Make this the official thread theme please:

youtube.com/watch?v=sg3DsKtZVHM

If this country truly is dead, we might as well hold a wake.

Where did you expect it to go? UKIP was always composed of Labour and Tory votes.

Liverpool should be intersting it's THE Labour stronghold

I think she's in the Shadow Cabinet as well

IF SUNDERLAND IS THE SAME THEN THIS EXIT POLL IS BULLSHIT CONFIRMED

Hahahah hahha

Fuck you all you cunts that doubted us.

You /pol shills where is mummy May now?


Hahahah omg I can't breath you cunts

Who's laughing now?!

Where's my liberal salty tears?

Hahah sick my dick

You losers

LOSERS

HAHAHHA
LEFT

WINGBRITIAN

CORBYN

Hahah

No really

Where are you cunts

Who said they'd be enjoying he lefty tears

Hahah

Only right wing tears tonight

Ah, I've found the comfy yank-free thread

kek this is what you pol vagrants get for not believing in the corbynista